Chapter 90 Sun Wukong makes trouble in Yaochi

And at this moment, in the peach orchard in the heavenly court.

Sun Wukong, who turned into a peach, is hanging on a tree and sleeping.

Sun Wukong, who was sleeping in a blur, suddenly felt a hand touching his body, and immediately a spirit, turned back to his original appearance, pulled out the golden hoop stick from his ear, and under the guise of a disguise, the golden hoop rod changed into a bowl of thick iron rods, and he shouted: "You are that monster, dare to boldly steal my peaches!"

In front of Sun Wukong was a beautiful fairy wearing a green wide-sleeved fairy dress, delicate as fat, and pink as greasy, the beautiful fairy was also startled by the sudden jump out Sun Wukong, and covered the cherry mouth with a pair of small hands as smooth as jade: "Where did the monster come from, how dare you commit murder in the peach orchard." ”

Seeing that there was a weak woman in front of him, Sun Wukong slammed the golden hoop stick to the ground, and said viciously: "What kind of monster? My old grandson is the Monkey King of the Jade Emperor, you woman, you actually steal on my territory, and dare to scold my old grandson for being a monster, is it true that he has never died?"

When the fairy heard that Sun Wukong was the Monkey King, he was not afraid, and after saying a blessing to Sun Wukong, he said: "The Great Sage is angry." We are not monsters, but the seven-clothed fairy sent by the Queen Mother to pick the peach, and soon the heavenly palace will open the treasure pavilion to do the 'peach victory meeting'. When I arrived here, I saw the land and other gods of this garden, and I couldn't find the great sage. I'm afraid that I'll be too late, so I don't wait for the great sage, I pick peaches here, offend the place of the great sage, and ask the great sage to forgive my sins. ”

When Sun Wukong heard this, he put away the fierce expression on his face, and said with a smile: "It turned out to be a fairy in seven clothes, but it is the first time that my grandson has seen it, since it is the queen mother's decree, then it should be, I just heard you say that the 'Pan Tao Victory Meeting' is about to be held in the heavenly palace?

The green-clothed fairy thought for a while and said, "The time for the Great Sage to go to heaven is still short, but I haven't heard of the 'Pan Tao Victory Meeting'. This "Pan Tao Shenghui" is the birthday banquet of the Queen Mother every 10,000 years, in which the mother will invite all the great immortals to the banquet and enjoy the peach in the peach orchard. ”

Sun Wukong let out a soft "oh", paused and asked, "The Queen Mother has invited those great immortals?"

The green-clothed fairy counted them one by one and said: "I have seen the invitations sent by Wang Niangniang, and the 'Pan Tao Shenghui' invites the Buddhas, Bodhisattvas, and Arhats of the West Tianling Mountain, the South Antarctic Guanyin, the Eastern Chong'en Holy Emperor, the Ten Continents and Three Islands Immortals, the North Pole Xuanling, and the Central Yellow Pole Yellow Horn Immortal, this is the five elders of the five directions." There are also the Five Dou Xingjun, the Three Qings, the Four Emperors, the Taiyi Heavenly Immortals and other people in the Eight Caves, the Jade Emperor, the Nine Bases, and the Haiyue Immortals in the Eight Caves, and the Lower Eight Caves Netherworld Sect Masters, and the Immortals of the World. The gods of all palaces and halls all went to the Pan Tao Jiahui together. ”

After listening carefully, Sun Wukong asked with a smile: "Did I hear it out, why didn't I hear the name of my grandson?"

The green-clothed fairy was stunned for a moment, and then said honestly: "I have never seen the name of the Great Sage. ”

When Sun Wukong heard this, his heart was angry, but his face showed a half unhappy look, but he still smiled and said: "Maybe you missed it, with my old grandson's honorific title of 'Monkey King', how can I not have a seat? ”

The fairy in green nodded, and as soon as she turned around, Sun Wukong pointed at her and said, "Ding." The figure of the fairy in green was condensed, and she no longer moved, it turned out that Sun Wukong had made a fixation method on her. This spell was learned by Sun Wukong under the Bodhi Ancestor, and at that time, it could only be used on people in the first few realms, which was a chicken rib. At this time, he secretly said in his heart: "It's really like what the ancestor said, all kinds of spells are useful!"

After fixing the fairy in green, Sun Wukong's figure quickly flashed in the peach orchard, and all the fairies and wrestlers who were picking peaches made a fixation method, and then walked straight to Yaochi with a golden hoop stick in his eyes.

"What Monkey King, it turns out that he is still coaxing my old grandson, is my old grandson not as good as those wastes such as Laozi Bodhisattva, Arhat, and Eight Immortals?" Sun Wukong's heart was on fire, and now he only thought of the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother to ask, why even those Bodhisattvas and Arhats of Buddhism, and even the eight immortals who were low on the ground could participate in the peach feast, for the sake of him, Sun Wukong.

On the way to Yaochi, Sun Wukong suddenly saw a big immortal with a big belly and a pair of big feet, Sun Wukong knew that it was a barefoot immortal.

After seeing the barefoot immortal, Sun Wukong turned his mind, stopped the somersault cloud, stepped forward and arched his hand and said with a smile: "Barefoot immortal, rare and rare." ”

When the barefoot immortal saw that it was Sun Wukong, he also smiled and said: "It turned out to be a great sage, which is rare." ”

After greeting for a while, Sun Wukong asked, "I don't know if Daxian is going to go to the Pan Tao Jia Meeting?"

The barefoot immortal nodded and said, "Exactly, could it be that the Great Sage also went to the Pan Tao Festival?"

Sun Wukong said with a smile: "No, the Jade Emperor knows that my grandson's somersault is fast, and sent my grandson to welcome you to invite all the immortals, and tell you that this time the Pan Tao Jia will first go to the Tongming Palace to perform the ceremony, and then go to the Yao Chi to go to the banquet." ”

Because the peach festival is notoriously rigorous, the barefoot immortal did not doubt him, and immediately thanked: "Thank you for the notice of the great sage, the old Taoist will go to the Tongming Palace." After speaking, he turned the auspicious clouds and went straight to the Tongming Palace.

But it was said that after Sun Wukong waited for the barefoot immortal to leave, he pinched a trick and shook his body and said: "Change." A golden light flashed, and Sun Wukong turned into a barefoot immortal, and went straight to Wang Yaochi with a big belly.

As soon as he stepped into the Yao Pond, Sun Wukong was shocked by the beautiful scenery in the Yao Pond, and saw: Qiong Xiang is swirling, Rui Hao is colorful, Yaotai is paved with colorful knots, and the treasure pavilion is scattered. The phoenix is ethereal, and the shadow of the golden flower and jade calyx rises and falls. There are nine phoenixes and nine phoenixes on the top of the wall, and eight treasures of purple nidun. Five-colored gold table, thousand flowers and jasper pots. On the table are dragon liver and phoenix marrow, bear paw and scarlet lips. The delicacies are as beautiful as a variety of flavors, and the exotic fruit delicacies are new in color.

"I thought that Lao Niu was feasting on the monsters in Jilei Mountain, but it was not worth mentioning compared to this peach event. Sun Wukong said to himself in his heart, and at this time he felt the itching of his palms, and suddenly there was a little ** in his heart that wanted to destroy everything.

The next moment, Sun Wukong was like a demon, and the little ** in his heart was infinitely magnified, so the magic strode into the Yao Pond, and at this time, all the immortals who came to the banquet had not yet arrived, and there were only immortal officials and wrestlers who were busy coming and going in the Yao Pond.

Sun Wukong looked at the immortal officials and wrestlers in the Yao Pond, and suddenly raised his hand and spewed out a word wind, after this wind swept by, all the immortal officials and wrestlers in the Yao Pond fell down dizzily, but after a few breaths, they didn't know anything.

But Sun Wukong walked over stiffly, smashed the golden cup and jade butterfly when he saw it, and when he encountered a delicacy, he opened his mouth and ate it, grabbed the elixir and jade liquid and drank it in one gulp. However, in the time of a few incense sticks, a good peach event venue was stirred up.

And at this moment, in a secret hall in the Heavenly Palace, the Jade Emperor looked at a mirror with an iron face, in which Sun Wukong was eating and drinking, messing and smashing in Yaochi, and from his mirror, he could clearly see that Sun Wukong's heavenly spirit cover, a cloud of Buddha light appeared and disappeared from time to time.

"Buddhism is really a good means, and I only have a garden of peaches in my heavenly court for this great Buddhist revival, and it is not like even the queen mother's peach feast has been calculated. After looking at it for a moment, the Jade Emperor, who couldn't stop the anger in his heart, opened his mouth and reprimanded angrily.

The Queen Mother looked at the presumptuous monkey in the mirror at his peach feast, and her heart was also full of anger, and after a long time, the calm Queen Mother opened her mouth and said to the Jade Emperor: "Since Buddhism can calculate us, why can't we calculate Buddhism? As long as we do it with some brilliance, even if we make trouble with the eldest lord in the future, we can't just blame us." ”

When the Jade Emperor heard this, he was overjoyed and said, "Then according to the words of the Queen Mother, what kind of calculation should we do?"

The Queen Mother thought for a while, and then said leisurely: "Back then, the Taishang Sage turned Hu into a Buddha, so that Duobao broke through the sect and devoted himself to Buddhism, established Mahayana Buddhism, and shared the luck of the Western religion of Daxing, why don't we learn from it? This monkey and the golden cicada are the people of the great prosperity of heaven, but we can also use some means to add two more people on top of these two, and at that time, my heavenly court can also share one or two points from the luck of this great prosperity." ”

After hearing this, the Jade Emperor clapped his hands vigorously regardless of his manners and said: "Wonderful, wonderful, really wonderful, why didn't this emperor think of it?"

The Queen Mother said angrily to this Taoist couple who had been with her for tens of thousands of years, and said angrily: "I think you have been pressed too hard by Buddhism, and you have even forgotten these simple methods, and you are really ashamed to support us for so many years." ”

The Jade Emperor's face appeared embarrassed, and he sneered: "The Queen Mother forgives, this emperor is stupid." ”

Not to mention Sun Wukong, who was still wreaking havoc in the Yao Pond, after he stirred up the entire Yao Chi feast, his dull eyes regained their clarity, he looked at the leftovers all over the ground in disbelief, and looked at the oily hands, and his brain was frozen for a moment.

"Is this what my old grandson did? Why don't I have any impression?" After thinking about it, Sun Wukong's face became iron-blue.

It must be said that his original intention was not like this, he came to Yaochi just to pretend to be a barefoot immortal to participate in a peach feast, not to destroy this feast like this.

"That's it, now even if my grandson says that I didn't do it, the Jade Emperor won't believe it. I just didn't do it, and I did everything I always wanted to do. After a long time, Sun Wukong's face was ruthless, he knocked out of Yaochi, and went straight to the thirty-three days to leave the hated sky.

(Brothers, the orange promised to add more arrived, is it enjoyable?What about the recommendation in your hand?But there is still left?The rest are all voted for the orange, the brothers who don't collect must remember to collect, you are powerful, tomorrow the orange will continue to give!)