XXXIII. Fishing
Broken.
There is a pit on the stage, and a big golden watermelon is planted, with six edges and eight corners, and it is brilliant.
Everyone was looking around, looking left and right, looking at the extra thick melon vine in Brother Gua's hand, looking at the extra-large watermelon on the stage, and finally understanding what it means to be ripe and ripe. The sound of striking iron still echoed, his ears were still buzzing, and Fang Dadu was all chaotic and had no one to compete for, making everyone's hearts tremble, and the scorching sun in the sky also fell. Since everyone is amazed, they all think it is sacred, screaming, admiring, applauding, sighing, stammering for a while, and the lively scene is like a trade market.
Not to mention that, now all the captains are surrounding Brother Gua, learning from the scriptures and asking. Every sword is slashed in one place, the hammer handle and the hammer head joint, after 1,800 swords, Brother Gua's hand is suddenly empty! This person's martial arts are too much higher than Brother Gua, and Brother Gua doesn't want to explain more, Brother Gua only takes his sword, I want to see it. The gold is hard, and the handle of this hammer alone is as thick as a human arm, even if it is cut off, it should be a sword, Brother Gua doesn't understand, Brother Gua wants to take a look.
Jun Tian is unharmed, flawless, and it is already a stubborn iron, but fortunately it is strong enough.
Brother Gua can't put it down, if the arch is like a treasure, he has already abandoned the handle of the hammer, this is the strongest thing in the world, Brother Gua has long seen it-
"How about destroying my hammer and paying me for this sword?" shouted Guago.
"Brother Gua, you said that you can't use this sword. Fang Da Swordsman smiled helplessly.
"No, no!" Brother Gua roared angrily, roaring like thunder: "You stingy ghost, this sword, Brother Gua, I'm going to decide!"
Fang Da Swordsman sighed speechlessly.
"Woo――――――――――――――――――――――" Brother Gua cried, like a train whistle: "Good brother." Good brother. Brother Gua begs you! Brother Gua has never begged anyone in his life. Is it difficult, is it difficult!" said and pushed aside the crowd, bowed his head and bowed: "Brother, big brother, brother, you are brother! Brother Gua knelt for you!" "What a high-spirited man, why can he endure humiliation and bend his knees, but at the moment he was shocked by Brother Gua and his brothers: "Brother Gua! Brother Gua, Brother Gua, Brother Gua, please get up, please get up, please get up, you have something to say, you have something to say!"
Everyone was amazed.
"It's a pity that the people of the world are stupid and greedy for these mundane things. "Fang Da swordsman, look at the sky with his hands. His eyes scattered to nothingness, and he said lightly: "Your Tao is a treasure, but I am just broken copper and iron, just take it, take it." ”
"When, when, really?" said Brother Gua's eyes widened, and he was so excited that he couldn't speak.
"The way of martial arts is limited to tricks. Grid in the utensils, it is difficult to achieve the realm of subtlety. "Great Swordsman Fang. Haoran sighed: "It's a pity that there are many martial arts practitioners in the world, but the enlightened people are only Xiwei, hey!"
Now everyone was happy, Gua Ge was overjoyed and cried, thanked him again and again, and gave up.
Anyway, Brother Gua couldn't understand what he said, originally Brother Gua was a layman!
"Silence---" Sanhua Gonggong screamed in a long voice: "There is an edict from the Holy Father--Jin Wu is all watched-"
This is the end of the pre-imperial competition, and the awards conference is about to begin, and the first place is from Fang Dadu.
Fang Dadu was pacing with his hands in his hands, his expression was gloomy, but he was not happy, he was shaking his head and sighing all the way, his face was full of disappointment.
The meaning is clear, boring, boring, too relaxed, but that's it.
This makes many people unaccustomed to it, no matter how high your martial arts are, your character is not good, you are just young and frivolous, but you pretend to be old, pretending to be profound, which is disgusting! As a young man, be low-key and modest, there are only advantages and no harms, if you don't take others in your eyes, how can others really convince you, this party is still too tender. There were many old and serious people present, and they all shook their heads secretly for a while, and only a few casual ones such as Xianzhen Shude also took selfies and jumped and screamed, thinking that they were demeanor, thinking that they were male gods, and that they were idols of the king and god.
It doesn't matter.
The important thing is that Yu Bao came.
Yu Bao, Yu Gonggong, is the first master of Ouchi.
But few people know, the people in the palace only know the martial arts of the Yu Gong Guild, and sometimes they also practice boxing, and they can practice the health boxing of the inner family, and the Yu Gonggong is seventy or eighty years old, and he is still very upright and energetic, of course, it is the credit of practicing martial arts.
That's all.
Yu Bao is a person who is the queen of Yu, usually living in seclusion and rarely appearing.
Father-in-law Yu came, an old eunuch who was no longer ordinary, with a gray flower robe and a wingless black curtain, appeared quietly, and the person was not good-looking: "Old slave Yu Bao, knock on the saint." No one noticed when Grandpa Yu came, and no one noticed when Grandpa Yu knelt down, Grandpa Yu suddenly knelt in front of the royal car, as if he suddenly came out of the ground: "Oh?" The old emperor narrowed his eyes, as if he was also surprised: "Yu Bao?"
Yu Bao knelt on the ground and said respectfully: "Holy Lord, old slave courage, please learn martial arts with Fang Dutong." ”
"Oh?" the old emperor looked left and right, and suddenly smiled: "Sanhua, what did Yu Bao say?"
"Long live the lord, Father-in-law Yu said that he has itchy skin and flesh, and he wants Fang Dutong to beat him and hammer him. Sanhua said.
"Hmm. Sanhua Yu was not in harmony, and everyone present knew: "Fang Dutong, what do you say?"
The speakers all swayed, their eyes were over the top, and they yawned: "It's boring, don't play!"
"Yu Bao, get up. In fact, everything is done, but for Yu Bao: "The sword and gun have no eyes, it is not child's play, and you are old and weak, how can you compete with it?"
"If the saint has mercy, the old slave will get it. "Yu Bao can't afford it, worship again and again:" Holy forgiveness, Yu Bao again, please learn martial arts with Fang Dutong." ”
The saint was silent, and Long Yan was displeased.
"Huh!" Sanhua scoffed, rolled her eyes, and despised it to the extreme!
"Holy Lord, the old slave has something to say. Yu Baoren fell to the ground, but the meaning was solemn: "Holy Lord, and let the old slave and Fang Du say a few words, and then ask the Holy Lord to decide." ”
Say. At this point, the fish has taken the bait.
Yu Bao this person, the city government is very deep, and he is cautious, so he can't do it. There is a saying that the good swimmer drowns, the good rider falls, each with its good one is in trouble, at this time the hook bait net basket is ready, the first master of Ouchi should have this calamity. When Sanhua's father-in-law came, he said that there was an old eunuch named Yu's father-in-law, who relied on his fists and feet to bully Sanhua all day long, so he asked Fang Dadu to teach him a small lesson. That's what he said, no matter what, Sanhua Gonggong also took care of Fang Yin a lot in the past, and Fang Yin responded at that time, and promised to beat him all over the ground to find teeth!
So arrogant, so pretentious, just wait for Yu Bao to be unbearable: "Fang Dutong-"
Yu Bao got up slowly, his waist straightened, and he faced Fang Yin: "The way of martial arts, confined to tricks, and objects are difficult to reach the realm of high and subtle realms, dare to ask Fang Dutong, what is the meaning of this?"
In fact, everything is not important, it is this sentence that really attracts Yu Bao: "There is no solution." ”
His person is tall and thin, and he is as tall as Fang Yin: "Since there is no solution, how can you know?"
Fang Yin raised his eyebrows with his hands and only said: "When the fire comes, I know it." ”
Yu Bao nodded, and said: "The so-called learning has no elders and young, the master is the first, and the single party has a unified sentence, which is enough to reach the realm of martial arts." ”
"Yes, yes, the realm of martial arts!" Fang Dutong felt the same way, and said with emotion: "The so-called Chaowen Dao, Xi can die, this Dao, this Dao, that is really very difficult!"
"Is it difficult to prove the Tao, Fang Dutong-" Yu Bao looked at him, and did not neglect him at all: "Today's opportunity is rare, why not use force to talk about the Tao?"
This is the official challenge, as a Dao realm martial artist, the biggest sorrow of Gonggong Yu is that he can't find an opponent who can match his realm, this time it is a square capital that fell from the sky, so Gonggong Yu will definitely not let him go. I have to say that Gonggong Yu is wise and knowledgeable, Fang Dutong is not only a brave warrior, but also a Taoist priest who is a monk halfway, and it is no longer suitable to talk about Taoism with martial arts, and regardless of the skin that others know, it is not self-realization, the following is the time when Daoist Fang and Gonggong Yu discussed the Tao -
Daoist Fang: "Don't." ”
Father-in-law Yu: "How not?"
Daoist Fang: "Because you're too ugly." ”
Father-in-law Yu: "Fang Dutong, don't be joking." ”
Daoist Fang: "Because you are old." ”
Father-in-law Yu: "Fang Dutong, aren't you afraid?"
Daoist Fang: "Because you are a eunuch." ”
Father-in-law Yu: "What about the eunuch?"
Daoist Fang: "If you win, you will be ashamed if you lose." ”
After a few words with him, Father-in-law Yu felt depressed and unspeakable: "Fang Dutong, Yu Bao sincerely asks for advice, you don't want to delay it again!"
"That's right. Daoist Fang said with a smile: "Asking for advice is asking for advice, learning is learning, Uncle Liu Huang wants to invite Zhuge Wolong to go out of the mountain and look at the thatched house, then it is called sincerity." ”
"Fang Dutong-" Father-in-law Yu was helpless, bowed and saluted, and asked again and again: "The old slave is not self-sufficient, dare to ask Lord Dutong to raise his noble hand and give him some pointers, I don't know what your old man thinks?"
"My old man is in a hurry, and I urgently need to find a toilet for convenience. Daoist Fang turned around and left, sighing: "Look at the toilet three times, you can take care of it!"
At this point, Father-in-law Yu only felt extremely depressed, the kid really didn't know how to lift, and he was messed up, so it didn't matter!
"Can Mei Gongyuan have? Can the eldest grandson Gongsheng have? Mu Changtian can have? Yuan Changsong can have?"
He asked eight sentences in a row, and Fang Yin was stunned: "This-"
"The above four people, my father-in-law and I have fought with them, but I don't know who you are learning from?"
"Ha!" Fang Yin knew to himself: "My teacher Lu Changlian, how?"
"Not really. Yu Bao shook his head and smiled lightly: "Unknown people, how can you talk about being a teacher with others, ha......!