Chapter 40: Lifting the Bar Makes Me Happy

"Help!

Wangcai dragged a long tail and shouted for help while scurrying around in a panic, and finally jumped on Ling Hushuo like a big baby.

"Xiao Shuo, the plant you bought suddenly came to life, it's so scary!"

Now Wangcai is covered in the spikes of a cactus, like a big hedgehog, so that Hu Shuo is afraid of being stabbed, so he has to push Wangcai away with a little disgust.

Ling Hushuo rubbed his eyes and said, "What nonsense are you talking about, can a potted plant bite you?"

Wangcai said aggrievedly: "It stabbed me with a thorn, you see that I still look like a dog, I am completely a hedgehog!"

Without warning, the Superman system issued a warning: "A strange beast has been detected near the host!

"Another strange beast?!"

Ling Hu Shuo was dumbfounded and quickly took a look at the data of the strange beasts detected by the system.

[Strange Beast]: The Spike King

[Level]: Lv15

[Personality]: Conservative

[IQ]: 22↑

[Ability]: Infinite spikes, stabbing armor

[Features]: A peculiar cactus with self-thinking, and will do its best to protect itself!

......

"Damn, a pot of cacti can turn into a strange beast, and this world is too crazy. ”

Ling Hushuo was surprised for a moment and looked at Wangcai again.

"It can't chase you, what are you afraid of?"

Wangcai thought about it... That's right!

"yes, it can't even move, as long as I stay away from it, I'll be safe!"

As soon as the words fell, countless spikes drew a graceful arc in mid-air, and soon fell like raindrops in front of Ling Hushuo's eyes, and finally... All tied to the head of Wangcai.

"I, I..."

As soon as Wangcai spoke, his mouth was grinning, quite like the fourth brother.

"I, I, I..."

"Second dog, why did you stutter?"

Wangcai barely opened his mouth for a long time and couldn't say a word, shook his head hard, and shook off the thorns on his head before returning to normal.

"I don't think he'll let me go, there's going to be a fall between the two of us today!"

The Spike King shook back and forth, as if to provoke and say, "Come here!"

Ling Hushuo was afraid that he would be injured by mistake, so he quickly found a "cover" to hide, and made a gesture of inviting Wangcai.

"it!"

Wangcai nodded vigorously, and then rushed forward with a scream.

The battle between a dog and a pot of cacti officially began, and Ling Hushuo hid behind the sofa to watch the battle from afar, his brows furrowed more and more.

"Wangcai doesn't have the upper hand, alas, it's still too low. ”

The Superman system did a tactical analysis.

"The level of the host pet is better than that of the Spike King, and the reason why the host pet does not have the upper hand in the battle is mostly because of the influence of personality. ”

"What, Wangcai's rank is higher than that of the Spike King?"

Ling Hu Shuo was surprised, thinking back to Wangcai's previous data, it was obviously only level six.

"Why, isn't it only level six. ”

The system directly displays the data interface of Wangcai.

[Pet]: Wangcai

[Level]: Lv16

[Personality]: Timid

[IQ]: 91↑

[Ability]: Fireball Technique

[Features]: There is a very fragile heart hidden under the appearance of Han Criticism, afraid of strong enemies.

......

Han Pi's appearance is 2333, and his heart is very fragile? Ling Hu Shuo has every reason to suspect that this sentence is nonsense!

"Cowardly... The second dog's courage is quite small, and when he saw the little teddy next door, he took a detour. ”

That's when the Superman system launched a link to the product.

"Boss, do you know about Personality Remodeling Dan?"

"Character Remodeling Dan?"

It's another strange thing that Fox Shuo has never heard of.

"That's right! The Character Reshaping Pill uses the finest materials in the universe, it took nine hundred and eighty-one days to practice, and it was refined by the alchemy master Taishang Laojun himself!"

I'm afraid this system wasn't a salesman in my last life...

Ling Hushuo clicked on the product link with his consciousness, not only did the product information come out, but he also had 1 million + comments!

The top of the comment area: I was very introverted before, and I couldn't find a girlfriend if I wasn't good at talking, but since I ate the Personality Remodeling Dan, the whole person is lively and cheerful and loves to laugh, don't say much, I still have three dates in a while, you guys want to get rid of singleness and start quickly!

You can't just look at the good reviews when you buy things, but of course you have to look at the bad review area~

The one with the most likes in the negative review area comes from a user with an ID called "Red Line Sold Out": Lao Jun is shameless!

After reading the fairy comments in a daze, Ling Hu Shuo was incredulously sure: "This character remodeling pill has sold at least one million orders?!"

Superman System: "Yes, this product is very popular, and it has set a miracle of 100,000 orders a day!"

100,000 orders a day?

"How many character reshaping Dans can be produced in one furnace?"

This problem kind of stumped the system.

"A furnace..."

"100,000 orders a day, each order is counted according to the least one, that is also 100,000 pills, is this old gentleman running back and forth around the eight alchemy furnaces without eating or sleeping all day long?"

Your friend "Gong God" Linghushuo is online!

"Uh, this..."The system thought for a long time, and finally said: "It may also be a disciple to refine, and finally Lao Jun controls the quality." ”

"That's impossible! 100,000 orders a day, and it doesn't take half a minute to check the quality of each order, right? If you just look at it, it won't be a fool of customers. ”

This is said in such a way that the system can only barely say, "No more, no less..."

"Since it's not much, let's do the math, half a minute to test a single, there are 24 hours a day, that is, 1,440 minutes, and then multiply by two, Lao Jun can inspect at most 2,880 orders a day! The remaining 97,122 orders are inspected by you?"

Let Hu Shuo indulge in the happiness of "pursuing the right", and forget about the prosperity of wealth?

"Uh-"

The system was dizzy, but Ling Hushuo suddenly thought of something.

"That's right, Journey to the West says that there is one day in heaven and one year on earth, so there will be another one more three hundred and fifty-six later..."

Ling Hu Shuo started mental arithmetic, and the results were quickly obtained.

"That's a million zero... Oh, that's reasonable! That's a lot of time. ”

Ling Hushuo smiled and scratched his hair, the first time he felt so happy in arithmetic.

It took a long time for the system to keep up with Ling Hushuo's thinking and understand what Ling Hushuo was talking about.

"Harpy... Ahem, since the host is reasonable, now place an order?"

"Okay, okay, place an order. ”

Ling Hushuo was still immersed in the joy of mathematics, and nodded in agreement without thinking about it at all, and it took two seconds before he remembered how much money he forgot to ask.

Oh no! Does it cost money?

"Ding-buzz!"

A very strange combination of sounds appeared in Ling Hushuo's ears, and Ling Hushuo frowned in confusion: What kind of sound is this, it sounds so uncomfortable.

Superman System regretfully said: "Your balance is insufficient, given that you have already overdrawn once and have not yet paid off the loan, this time the credit overdraft consumption will be rejected, and the purchase has failed!"

It turned out to be the voice of no money, oh, that's fine.

(End of chapter)

PS: What's the best way to prevent "chopping"? Of course, turn the balance into an egg "O" shape.