Chapter 3: Heaven and Earth Society

"Liars. ”

A stinking curse rang out from the room of the Heaven and Earth Society.

"What inner disciple, the result is cooking on the fire in the inner gate. What to get a position, the result is the head of the house. Chen Mengxue, you are a big liar. What a famous sect, there are only about 20 disciples in total. Four of the five peaks were snatched away, and if it weren't for the main peak having a large mountain protection array, it would have been served a long time ago. I said how kind are you to take me in, it turns out that there will be no one in heaven and earth, pull me back to be the number of people, and be cannon fodder in the future. ”

Wei Xiaobao looked aggrieved and sighed. He, Erniu, and Sangou sat around a table, holding some weird things in their hands.

"Three preserved eggs with an eight, do you want to?" After Er Niu threw out four cards, he said, "Brother Bao, this is not a matter." We've been here for seven days, either cooking or cooking. We won't be given any Taoism. ”

"Crush to death, three A's with a six. Wei Xiaobao said.

The three of them were fighting the landlord. Since Wei Xiaobao invented playing cards, Erniu and they find it interesting in the mountains. If you have something to do, you will come with a few handfuls, and those who lose will be given silver, or wash the dishes and wash the clothes.

This time, Wei Xiaobao is the landlord. After they didn't want it, Wei Xiaobao threw out five cards and said: "Three, four, five, six, seven, do you want to, it's bottomed." ”

"Haha, I want, four-five-six-seven-eight. You're plugged in, aren't you? Brother Bao, you're done playing, let's wash our panties and stinky socks. ”

Erniu was very excited, and seemed to have seen Brother Bao with two green onions on his nose, bursting into tears, and washing his stinky socks dejectedly.

"To k, to ten, hehe. Brother Bao, you don't want it. I only have three cards left now, and I want to know what it is?" Since Wei Xiaobao handed it over to them to fight the landlord, he has not won. The money in his pocket had already been lost, and he took his own life and lost to Wei Xiaobao.

This time, it's finally going to win. Win your life back next time, and win your silver back next time. One more time, win all his clothes. also let him strip naked, and see what he looks like with tears streaming down his face, shyly covering his crotch, and standing in front of everyone, that's what it looks like.

Revenge, revenge must be taken!

Erniu thought about it, and his whole body trembled with excitement. He threw out two cards and said, "Three, haha, I've got my last card." Brother Bao, go, wash my stinky socks and torn panties. Remember to wash it up. ”

When he said this, Er Niu stood up, as if he was a peerless general, commanding his generals to conquer the world.

"Yes, five, it's gone. After Wei Xiaobao finished speaking, he threw out two cards and looked at the high-spirited Erniu with a bright smile.

"How is that possible?", Erniu looked at the two cards, which were indeed five. The smile on his face instantly stiffened. Suddenly, something came to mind, and he said, "Lai Pi, aren't you inserting the bottom? Isn't there only one card left in the bottom?"

"(Don't lie to you, how can you make a pair and leave a 2?) When did I say that I would plug in the bottom?

"You said it clearly", Erniu was like a wronged child, almost crying. He looked like three dogs: "Three dogs, you say." Brother Bao is not out of the straight after the bottom. ”

"Brother Bao......"

As soon as Sangou spoke, Wei Xiaobao said: "Sangou, I heard that your underwear has four big holes, and I have been trying to change it, but I don't have any silver." Wait a minute, I'll give you some money to buy some. ”

When Sangou heard this, he immediately put on a tearful face and said, "Brother Bao, you are so good." You are my reborn parents, my own brother. You are a living bodhisattva who came to the world to save sentient beings from the sea of suffering. You're ......"

Wei Xiaobao said: "Then did you hear me say plugging in?"

"Of course not, I heard you say, 'Straight, three, four, five, six, seven, there are only two cards left'. ”

"Embarrassed as a traitor, valuing profits over friends, pigs and dogs are not as good. Erniu was so angry that he trembled.

"Fragrance ......" Sangou's nose was particularly bright, he smelled a fragrance that was not a meal, so he sniffed and walked slowly forward, and finally came to the door.

A beautiful woman in white happened to walk in.

Bang dang......

The spatula in Sangou's hand fell to the ground again, and he was stunned and said, "Immortal...... Fairy. ”

"Hello everyone!" Chen Mengxue smiled, and Sangou looked fascinated.

"Liar!" Wei Xiaobao glanced at Chen Mengxue, then looked at Erniu and Sangou and said, "Play cards." ”

Chen Mengxue stood aside and watched with interest. After a long time, he said, "What are you guys playing with?"

"Playing cards, fighting landlords, it's interesting, my brother Bao invented it. Erniu hurriedly replied with a smile.

Sangou, who usually doesn't like to talk, was also active at this time, and he said, "That's right." And our portraits. You see, this J is a portrait of three dogs. Q It's mine, handsome. ”

Chen Mengxue couldn't help but sneer when she saw a few strokes of the people sketched on the cards: "(Is this a picture of a person?) like, very similar." Just as handsome as you are. ”

"Is it!" Hearing the big beauty say that she was handsome, Sangou and Erniu lowered their heads shyly, like a girl who had just come out of the cabinet.

"And Brother Bao's. This big king and little king are the portraits of Brother Bao. Sangou came over and looked at Chen Mengxue with a flattering expression.

"Really?"

Chen Mengxue was very interested in Wei Xiaobao's portrait and watched it carefully. This time it was like a person, Chen Mengxue couldn't suppress the smile in her heart anymore, and said with a smile: "This is your brother Bao." Dressed in fancy costumes, it really has a unique flavor. ”

Wei Xiaobao smiled disdainfully: "You know a fart, what a strange costume." That's called sunglasses, beach pants, flip-flops. ”

When Chen Mengxue heard this, she was even happier, and bent over with a smile. It took a long time to get it under control. She said, "Okay, don't make trouble." Get down to business. Recently, due to the fact that there are many things in the sect, I haven't taken care of a few people. It seems that someone has a problem with this. You also know that heaven and earth will have internal and external troubles, and I, the great elder, will inevitably have a lot of troubles. I'm here today to bring you something. There is the practice of our Heaven and Earth Society, and the Dharma is the first true scripture. There are also some texts on spiritual practice and some introductions to the Heaven and Earth Society. ”

"Look first. Three days later, I sent a great disciple of the Heaven and Earth Society to come and teach. ”

"It's pretty much the same", Wei Xiaobao took the old books and said, "Is the eldest disciple a man or a woman?"

Chen Mengxue: "Don't worry, it is definitely in line with the taste of Lord Wei Zhai, and it is a unique beauty in our heaven and earth." ”

Wei Xiaobao: "There will be anyone better looking than you in the Heaven and Earth Society? ”

Chen Mengxue suddenly sighed and said, "Heaven and earth will have internal and external troubles, and I don't know how many days it can last." I'm busy. Otherwise, I wouldn't have put you on hold until now. Where is Kung Fu to teach you to practice? ”

A trace of imperceptible loneliness and sadness flashed in Chen Mengxue's eyes. Since his father's disappearance, the world will fall rapidly. Now there are five peaks, and four are occupied. The elder-level figures in the sect have long since died, and they have gone. Now there are only about two dozen people left. Chen Mengxue had to shoulder the burden of the Heaven and Earth Society and become the Great Elder.

So far, there is no chief helmsman of the Heaven and Earth Society, and Chen Mengxue handles all affairs.

Wei Xiaobao: "Ah Xue, don't worry. With me, will heaven and earth collapse? If you want to capture the Heaven and Earth Society, you have to kill me first, otherwise there will be no doors...... Erniu, what are you three doing on your back...... What the...... You're vomiting...... I swear such a touching oath, but your untouched eyes are spitting...... Never mind...... It's terrible to be uneducated...... As long as Ah Xue understands my heart, it is enough...... Ah Xue, why did you leave, I haven't finished yet...... A Xue, Chen Mengxue...... Don't go...... I swear to live and die with heaven and earth. ”

The two of them vomited wildly again.