Eighty-three Little warmth
"I can't make it, I can't make it, I just can't make it!" Only Peony is still not optimistic: "That's it, what I said, do you believe it or not, wait and see!
"Then you say, why?" Yuan Yan'er grinned, and asked strangely: "I look at the two of them, they are quite a match, talented and beautiful, Taoist fairy, isn't it just a couple?"
"Hey! one can pretend to be more than the other!" Peony, always able to get to the point, pointing to the essence: "A mother-in-law and mother, a pretending to be high, Dai'er ~ Fang Lang ~ vomiting! and blowing, negative! Blowing a hair! The little family is angry, and it will not be good for a while!"
"Makes sense!" Yuan Yan'er couldn't help but sneer, and hurriedly echoed: "Sister Peony, worthy of the heroine among women, is really insightful!"
"That's!" Niu Peony smiled, sighed, suddenly stood up, and was full of pride: "True love should go straight and go forward!" Speaking take a deep breath and slowly exhale: "It's love, you have to say it out loud, just like me and Wuzen, standing in the high ring, in front of tens of thousands of people, saying it loudly, saying it loudly!" As he spoke, a red and glamorous face was shrouded in a halo of happiness, and the tears in his eyes were misty, and he roared and shocked the sky: "I--love--you―――――――――――――――――― ”
Cool!
"That's right! That's right!" For this stupid eldest sister, Yuan Yan'er also liked it sincerely when she saw it: "And then?
No then.
The happiness and joy of the past turned into endless pain and sorrow, and then the peony lady sat down. "Don't mention it." As soon as I mention it, I will. I'm just, ah――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――"
"What's wrong?" a man pushed the door in!
"What's wrong?" it was the mother-in-law: "Niu Peony, why are you crazy!"
"Get out!" the two girls got up together and said in unison: "you!"
Women, women, more or less, there must always be some differences, and Fairy Lin is not like this.
Noon. During meals.
Set up a table and sit around eight people.
General Fang, Murong Gongzi, Rob, Fang Yin, Lin Dai, Yuan Yan'er, Niu Peony, and one more, Chang Mo.
Old General Fang was sitting. Murong Gongzi was the main accompaniment, and the position of the rest of the people was not mentioned.
Today. To be able to sit here, it must be related to the Fang family, Murong Gongzi is a matchmaker, and Chang Mo represents the Golden Jade Palace.
Let's just talk about Chang Mo, because the Golden Jade Palace is not something that Chang Mo can represent, and Chang Mo must represent, and he must complete the task satisfactorily.
Extremely difficult task!
Poor Chang Mo has always thought to himself about wisdom than Zhuge , but at this time he found out about this Fang family......
No one spoke.
It's very embarrassing.
Even Niu Peony didn't speak, and no one spoke, there was no opening statement, no greeting, and Chang Mo didn't know why.
The space is solidified, and the dish has no fragrance.
Wine is like ice.
The pressure mainly came from General Fang.
General Fang was sitting on his lap, his head, neck, back and hips, his hands hanging straight down, his legs at a ninety-degree angle, and his feet parallel to each other.
The posture is very stiff, rigid and eccentric, and there is no expression on the face.
Empty eyes.
looked straight at Chang Mo, Chang Mo was on the other side.
Chang Mo also froze, and his mind went blank.
No one spoke.
Chang Mo had already burst into tears, and at the same time forced his brain teaser to try to get out of this strange and bizarre dream as soon as possible-
Then I found that the fourteen eyes were all looking at Chang Mo.
Chang Mo fell into dementia again, Chang Mo didn't understand, and Chang Mo didn't have flowers on his face.
Originally, Chang Mo prepared a large set of rhetoric, all kinds of Jinyu Palace, all kinds of the General's Mansion, all kinds of old marquis, all kinds of little marquis, what kind of family affairs made in heaven are all kinds of things, Chang Mo is very eloquent and has a better memory, but he can't say a word, and he forgets all the words he has memorized.
The Fang family, or the General's Mansion, has a kind of magic.
I don't know how long it took, Chang Mo finally found out that Old General Fang had moved!
Old General Fang, Xu felt that it was also a little inappropriate to sit like that, so he slowly raised his hands and placed them on his knees.
Then it didn't move.
The posture changed slightly, and in Chang Mo's opinion, the old man, just like that, has become a posture to take pictures.
Chang Mo really doesn't understand, Chang Mo can't take pictures, and even if he can take pictures, he doesn't bring a camera.
Fourteen eyes were all looking at Chang Mo.
Fourteen hollows.
Chang Mo, I really can't hold on, Chang Mo can't tell whether this is the brain of those seven people or Chang Mo's brain is broken, Chang Mo feels like a fool for the first time in his life.
"I'll go!" Fortunately, this is Chang Mo, his wisdom is comparable to Zhuge , Chang Mo used all his strength and spit out two words with great difficulty!
Chang Mo ran away, leaving a puddle of water: "Feed the horses!"
There are seven people left.
Of course, Old General Fang didn't mean it, at this time, Chang Mo couldn't understand, but Old General Fang's heart was like a mirror!
This is, all waiting, to see the jokes of the old man!
As the head of the family, General Fang had to speak first, and after careful consideration, General Fang finally spit out two words with great difficulty: "Eat!"
Everyone breathed a sigh of relief!
It seems to be.
Still, no one spoke, no one moved, and no one moved chopsticks.
Twelve eyes were all looking at Old General Fang.
Twelve hollows.
Old General Fang really can't hold on, although Old General Fang understands in his heart, but there are words of suffering!
Yes, if General Fang doesn't move his chopsticks, no one else can move his chopsticks, which is a kind of respect, a kind of etiquette, and a tradition.
Old General Fang forced his composure, used all the strength of his life, and stretched out a hand.
Picked up a pair of chopsticks.
Reach out to the table, a plate, and go to the dishes, ready to eat, as an example.
The other six people just looked at him, once, once, once, clamped, once, once, once, dropped.
That bite of food can't be caught up.
And the old general's face, a little, a little, a little, turned white, and a little, a little, a little, turned blue.
Sweat came out.
"Why don't you use a spoon?" Niu Peony finally couldn't help but ask!
That's a piece, spicy tofu.
But Old General Fang couldn't hear it anymore, so he was so concentrated, and he insisted on going his own way, one at a time, one at a time, one at a time......
Everybody's watching, that piece of damn tofu, once, once, again......
In any case, as a kind-hearted Fairy Lin, and the future grandmother of the Fang family, she really can't stand it!
It's too much! How can you do this to the old man!
So Fairy Lin got up, started it, and helped.
Fairy Lin is ingenious and strong in martial arts, and the sword has not been practiced in vain after so many years: "Brush!"
That is to say, just once, Fairy Lin used chopsticks to grab the disobedient tofu at once, and at the same time steadily, without any confusion, respectfully presented: "Uncle, or Dai'er respects your old ......."
It was a wrong choice.
Fairy Lin was stunned, opened her mouth, and her face turned white!
Old General Fang opened his mouth in amazement, and found that there was a piece of ready-made tofu in front of him, so he unconsciously said: "Ah-"
You must know that the Fang family is relatively poor, and Old General Fang does not have a special bowl or dish in front of him, so Fairy Lin ignored a problem.
A fatal question!
It is rude to receive it, it is even more embarrassing to send it, and when the heart is not good, it is difficult to ride a tiger, and Fairy Lin just closes his eyes when he breaks the can.
It's a shame to be left and right, just feed it!
Jokes are jokes!
Don't you know, at this time, Murong Gongzi took an extra mouth: "This can't be done, how can my husband eat his daughter-in-law's tofu?"
As soon as these words came out, Old General Fang's tiger body was shocked, and he instantly returned to his soul: "Cough!"
And Fairy Lin's delicate body trembled, and suddenly he felt that the dead tofu had turned into a live loach, and he fell down: "Ah!"
The tofu is straight and falls under the table.
Fortunately, the kung fu practiced in dozens of cold and summer, the hands and eyes are there, and the intention is as easy as you like, Fairy Lin's movements are like electricity, and the chopsticks are one -
Time stood still again, and the heavens and the earth were silent.
Old General Fang, look down-
Chopsticks are spread out, like scissors!
The tofu is gone, or rather hidden, disappearing tightly together, between the legs.
Damn!
At this time, Yuan Yan'er grinned and said: "No, no, this is obviously the daughter-in-law eating her husband's tofu!"
"Bang!" Old General Fang got up and walked away!
"Babbling~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~" Fairy Lin was inexplicably embarrassed and walked away!
"Hahaha!" Niu Peony laughed heartily, leaning forward and closing back!
"Sir-sir--" Rob shouted loudly, laughing and leaving the table, "Oh my God......!
It needs to be explained here, Rob, as an insider, just watch and listen, and no action or reminder is allowed.
This one is called playing with the dead husband and daughter-in-law.
Only one round, a big defeat, after watching a joke, the dishes on the table are not cold.
"!" the two culprits, as well as two accomplices, sat at the same table and toasted together: "Cheers!"
Of course, the best is yet to come, and this is just a small scene.
Appetizer. (To be continued......)