Chapter 162: One Handsome Breaks Ten Thousand Laws (First Order and Second Update)
Zhao Lang was surprised: "Isn't it? There is a higher level?"
Nima and Tian Boguang are the number one flower thieves in the world, aren't they the highest level? What kind of highest level does the flower thief have to be?
Tian Boguang nodded, the expression on his face was a little melancholy: "In my conception, there should be not only four layers of flower thieves, but also the legendary fifth layer. ”
Zhao Lang raised his eyebrows, quite surprised: "Fifth layer?"
Tian Boguang's voice was very resentful and decadent: "That's right, the realm of the fifth layer is supreme and cannot be made up for the day after tomorrow." ”
"What the hell is it?" Blue Phoenix rolled her eyes and said, "Brother Tian, don't hide it and sell it." ”
"That is, the face. Tian Boguang looked adoring and said.
Zhao Lang was dumbfounded: "What?"
"You heard it right, what I said is, face," Tian Boguang nodded seriously, "The highest level of this industry is that you don't need to figure out a woman's heart, you don't need to care about girls, and you don't even need to know anything about women at all." ”
"Relying on an absolutely handsome face, he can capture the heart of any girl in an instant, no girl can resist him with a smile, he doesn't need to practice anything, he doesn't need to learn anything, just one face is enough to completely blow up my fourth-level existence. ”
"In the face of absolute charm, all ways to please girls seem vulnerable. ”
"This is the so-called, one force to break ten thousand laws. Tian Boguang's face was full of longing and reverence.
The co-author of "One Force Breaks Ten Thousand Laws" explains it like this!
Zhao Lang sweated, sweated, sweated, sweated
Mr. Tian spoke really well, and his knowledge has greatly increased.
But. 'No girl can resist a laugh'. This shouldn't be Jin Yong's style! This Nima should be Gu Longfeng! Could it be that Jiang Feng's little white face crossed from "The Peerless Double Pride" to the smiling proud rivers and lakes. Was met by Tian Boguang?
"Brother Tian," Blue Phoenix smiled, "Have you ever seen such a person?"
Tian Boguang shook his head: "Strictly speaking, no. ”
Ren Yingying sneered: "Since you haven't seen it, aren't you just talking!"
Tian Boguang snorted unconvinced: "How can Tian Boguang spit nonsense when I travel thousands of miles alone? I put this realm above myself, and naturally I am famous, because I have lost." On the road of picking flowers, I once lost to a person who didn't understand a woman's heart at all, and didn't understand the charm at all. ”
Zhao Lang pondered: "Is that person the kind of person you call the kind of person who can plunder the hearts of all women just by virtue of his appearance, the so-called supreme existence of the fifth level?"
"Hmph!" Tian Boguang shook his head, "Strictly speaking, he can only be regarded as halfway through, and he can't be called the real fifth level." ”
"Here's the thing, I remember that more than ten years ago, I fell in love with a girl from the Sun and Moon God Sect. Ask for warmth and be on call. With sincerity, her defenses are worn out day by day. As the saying goes, there is no glacier that can't melt, only a temperature that doesn't last long enough, and after a few months, I finally touched her and successfully held her hand. But"
Speaking of this, Tian Boguang's face turned red, as if what happened at that time was a shame for his life.
"But I didn't expect that in the end, she refused me without hesitation," Tian Boguang smiled bitterly, "because she was transferred to the side of a big man in the Sun and Moon God Sect as a maidservant." In just one day, she fell in love with the big man, and even if the big man didn't feel for her at all, she was still obsessed with it, just because"
Blue Phoenix covered his mouth and smiled: "Just because he is more handsome than your brother Tian, isn't it?"
Tian Boguang: ""
Ren Yingying smiled: "But, why do you say that he can only be regarded as half of the fifth level!"
Tian Boguang snorted: "Because he doesn't understand the amorous style, he looks so handsome, but he doesn't use it to hook up with the beauties on the rivers and lakes, so he is so violent and wastes his face, so he is naturally not a flower picker." ”
Zhao Lang has a black line in his head, sure enough, the story of a martial arts world is far from being covered by a single novel, in this world, everyone's life is a thick novel.
Obviously, the story of Mr. Tian's encounter with the Sun and Moon God Sect is a particularly tragic plot of Mr. Tian's life.
However, how does this kind of plot sound so bloody! In the 21st century idol drama, there is a sense of immediacy between the grassroots sister, the warm-hearted male No. 2 and the domineering president?
The corners of Zhao Lang's mouth twitched uncontrollably.
Maybe Tian Boguang's appearance was too hard, and even Ren Yingying couldn't help laughing: "Tian Boguang, the big man of the Sun and Moon God Sect, I should know everything, who is that big man you said?
Tian Boguang shook his head again and again: "Don't, this matter is a shame for Tian's life, I will just treat you as friends, so I will reveal a little bit to you, at most, I can't talk about specific characters anymore." ”
As if afraid that the servants would find out the bottom of the matter, Tian Boguang shifted the target and said: "I don't know how the two girls and Brother Zhao met?
Blue Phoenix has been poisoned for many years, and at this time, the toxicity of peach blossom smoke has been solved by her, she put her hand on Tian Boguang's shoulder, and said with a smile: "My surname is Lan, and my sister's surname is Ren." As for how our sisters and Brother Zhao met, they don't know each other hehe, this matter is a shame for our sisters' lives, and I will just tell you a little bit as if Brother Tian is a friend, at most, I can't say it anymore. ”
Tian Boguang: ""
Zhao Lang laughed: "Since I met Brother Tian today, it can be regarded as fate, since Brother Tian swore before, since you have reached the fourth level, all the women you have taken a fancy to have come to you, and it will come naturally." So, why don't you take Lan Meizi and Ren Xiaoniu away, and let the little brother see and understand?"
Blue Phoenix glanced at Zhao Lang with a pair of flattering eyes: "Bad little brother, you are so unkind to see others, do you want to push others to Brother Tian?
Ren Yingying was calm, and her right hand slowly rubbed on the leather whip: "If you dare to call me a chick again, I will kill you." ”
Zhao Lang pursed his lips and disagreed: "It's like you're my opponent." Brother Tian, these two chicks are handed over to you. ”
Ren Yingying and Blue Phoenix stared at Tian Boguang with a slight look, and they were full of murderous intentions: "You come and try it!"
Tian Boguang shrunk his neck and smiled: "The two girls don't need to be nervous, Tian has cherished flowers for many years, and many women have heard Tian's name for the first time, and the two sisters reacted like this, but it doesn't matter, Tian will never force it." Tian firmly believes that as long as Tian is sincere enough and good enough, the two girls will definitely be moved by Tian. ”
Zhao Lang covered his forehead, so blatantly seduced his sister, how did this Tian Boguang survive to this day? It's incredible!
"People all over the world regard the pleasure of men and women as obscenity* & filth crimes," Mr. Tian was frustrated in the first battle, persevered, and began to brainwash his sister, talking eloquently, "As everyone knows, since the birth of ancient human beings, the happiness of men and women is common sense, and the so-called holding of the heart and abstinence are just an excuse used by those pseudo-Taoists to shackle men and women and facilitate their management of the people." Our sons and daughters of the rivers and lakes, dare to love and hate, don't care about those"
"Okay, okay," Blue Phoenix interrupted Mr. Tian's 'anti-moral' speech, grabbed Zhao Lang's arm, hugged it tightly, and the little bird leaned on it, and said with a smile, "Brother Tian, you don't have to spend your effort on me, it's useless, people already like Brother Zhao, and I'm desperate!"
Tian Boguang looked at the blue phoenix with a puzzled expression: "Why? Didn't he fight with you just now?"
"Besides, although Brother Zhao is good, where can he compare to Tian Mou's gentleness and thoughtfulness, strong martial arts, and understanding of women's hearts!" Tian Boguang said proudly, "Sister Lan, don't you think about it anymore? I definitely know more about wind and snow than Brother Zhao." ”
"That's right, Brother Zhao is not as gentle as Brother Tian, and his martial arts should not be as high as Brother Tian, and not as good as Brother Tian who understands women's hearts" Blue Phoenix thought thoughtfully.
Tian Boguang smiled: "Yes! So, Blue Girl"
Lan Phoenix interrupted Tian Boguang's words with a smile and said, "But, what does it matter? He is more handsome than you! Didn't Brother Tian say it?
Tian Boguang burst into tears: "" (To be continued......)
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