In the chaotic years of the world, there is no happier person than the one who sells coffins. The coffin shop in Changqing County has been rich in the past few years, and the boss who originally looked like a firewood grew fat when he saw it, and he married a beautiful concubine, with a happy life and a happy family.

It stands to reason that Boss Li of the coffin shop should smile from now on, but since he moved to a rural Langzhong next door, the people who buy coffins in Changqing County have been declining at a geometric rate.

The county order was also rewarded by the county guard, and received a large plaque of "honest and honest, law-abiding, and well-governed".

Now, every time the county magistrate goes out, he has to call a few strong officials to carry the big plaque and swagger through the city, and when he reaches the door of his coffin shop—no, when he walks to the door of the Yelang Chinese Medicine Hall, he will get down from the sedan chair, and then enter the house with a lewd smile on his face, shake hands with the Yelangzhong, and express his gratitude.

At that time, the clinic is very lively.

"Lord Wang, rare guests, rare guests!"

At this time, I heard Ye Langzhong's voice next door, and Boss Li of the coffin shop looked at the sedan chair parked at the door, pursed his lips with disdain, and muttered with a sour mouth: "Cut, what's the big deal, you have to come to me if you die." Then he turned around and went into the inner room, and went to vent his anger with his little wife.

In the medical hall next door, the county commander Wang warmly held Ye Langzhong's hand, and gave the other party enough words between the words, in front of many patients who came to see the doctor and get medicine, Wang praised the young Xiao Langzhong and said: "Doctor Zhou's medical skills are excellent, saving the people from fire and water, this official, as a local parent official, should express his gratitude to Dr. Zhou!"

"Where, where, Lord Wang has an overreputation. Zhou Xiuchun smiled all over his face, but secretly slandered in his heart, "This old whore, I really don't know moderation, I just came here the day before yesterday and took a few Viagra with me to go back, and I actually came here again today, damn it, aren't you afraid of kidney loss and death?"

As soon as this thought flashed through Zhou Xiuchun's heart, he heard Lord Wang ask in an obscene tone: "Doctor Zhou, what medicine ...... Anything else?"

"Yes, yes, of course. Zhou Xiuchun immediately took out a small wooden bottle from his arms, handed it to Lord Wang with a smile, and said loudly, "Lord Wang has worked hard day and night for the people of Changqing County, and his body has been boiled down.

Lord Wang took the medicine and replied solemnly: "For the sake of the people of Changqing County, what is the point of this official being a little tired, Doctor Zhou, you can rest assured, as long as the official is here for a day, he will not let the people of Changqing County suffer!"

When the people on the side heard this, they flattered loudly.

"Lord Qingtian!"

"Without Lord Wang, there would be no Changqing County!"

"Lord Wang is the great benefactor of our people!"

Lord Wang pretended to appease the people a few words, and returned to the sedan chair with satisfaction.

After the sedan chair gradually walked away, there was scolding in the hospital.

"Bah, this dog official is really shameless. ”

"Wang Papi comes out every few days, and my heart really can't stand it. ”

"I'm so scared that I pee my pants......"

Zhou Xiuchun covered her nose and waved her hand, "Uncle, can you go first when you pee your pants?"

The old man who peed his pants smiled, took a step forward, and said, "Doctor, you haven't given me medicine yet." ”

Zhou Xiuchun didn't look at it, picked up a bottle casually, opened the cap and poured out two jet-black balls, handed them to the old man, and said, "Just take it and eat it." ”

The old man took the pill and said with some confusion: "Doctor, why is this medicine different from the last time? The last medicine is green......

"Nonsense, if the medicine prescribed to you is the same twice, doesn't that mean that Dr. Ben didn't cure you last time?"

"Eh, that's right!" the old man smiled and put the pill in his arms, stretched out his hand and put it on the pillow, and said, "Doctor Zhou, you haven't checked your pulse yet." ”

"I've given you all the medicine, and I've got a fart pulse!"

At this time, a strong man came out of the crowd, picked up the old man with one hand, threw it out like garbage, and said angrily: "This old liar shouldn't have saved him...... Dare to stare at Lao Tzu, believe it or not, I will punch you to death?!"

The old man who threw himself on the street was frightened by the strong man, and immediately got up and ran away with a swift wind under his feet.

The strong man laughed and said to Zhou Xiuchun: "Doctor Zhou, you see, that old man is not sick at all, he comes to you every day to cheat medicine, and sells it to those sick orphans and widows, that old dog, it's just thundering!"

"Yes, I agree with you. ”

Zhou Xiuchun was perfunctory, and a bamboo pole man behind the strong man said: "The old man is gone, now it's my turn!"

The strong man turned his head, his eyes widened, and his fist slammed on Zhou Xiuchun's table, "How old are you?"

The corner of the bamboo pole man's mouth twitched twice, and he hurriedly smiled: "Uncle, please poop, you please, I'm just a maggot, and I will disgust your hands when I hit me." ”

The strong man laughed twice, put a big hand on the shoulder of the bamboo pole man, and said, "Well said!"

The bamboo pole man nodded hurriedly, but unexpectedly, the strong man suddenly got up, punched him in the stomach, beat the bamboo pole man to vomit blood and flew out of the house, lying on the street and convulsing twice, his head tilted, and he didn't move.

Zhou Xiuchun sighed when he saw this, and the strong man laughed and said, "But I'm not afraid of disgusting!

When everyone in the room heard this, they were all stunned for a moment, and then they followed the strong man very interestingly.

Unexpectedly, the strong man yelled again: "What are you laughing at?!"

Everyone hurriedly shut up and was silent.

Dahan nodded in satisfaction and began to giggle again.

Zhou Xiuchun was speechless, so he neatly took a bottle of medicine for the strong man, and said: "This bottle of medicine, take one, the dragon is fierce in an hour, and the strength is twice as strong as usual, but don't eat too much a day, I haven't figured out what side effects there are." ”

The strong man took it as a matter of course, and said loudly: "Doctor Zhou, if you encounter any trouble here in the future, just report the name of my first three." ”

After speaking, he didn't pay, he walked out directly, passed by the bamboo pole man, kicked him hard, and scolded: "Grass your mother, still pretending to be dead with Lao Tzu, believe it or not, I will make up for you?"

The bamboo pole man immediately jumped up, vomiting blood and smiling and said, "Uncle, walk slowly." ”

Zhu Sanyi slapped the head one over, slapped the bamboo pole man back into the house, and laughed: "Bad seed!"

Waiting for the strong man to go away, Zhou Xiuchun took a medicine to the bamboo pole man and said: "Don't come to me to be greedy for cheap in the future if you are not sick, take this medicine and your body will be fine." ”

The bamboo pole man took the pill and swallowed it, blinked his eyes, the blood stopped vomiting, and his body didn't hurt anymore, he smiled again, and said to Zhou Xiuchun: "Doctor Zhou, my sister has had a miscarriage again, you can give some tonics." ”

Zhou Xiuchun frowned and asked, "Isn't your sister good?"

The bamboo pole man smiled obscenely: "Yes, but Congliang can also do odd jobs!"

Depend on!

Zhou Xiuchun scolded secretly and took a medicine to the bamboo pole man.

The bamboo pole man took the medicine and left with a thousand thanks, and the order in the medical hall finally returned to normal.

The next patient sat down, Zhou Xiuchun rubbed his brain, pretended to take the pulse, and gave a medicine casually.

The patient took the medicine and looked at it for a long time, and said, "Doctor Zhou, this medicine is wrong......

"What's wrong?"

"I didn't have a miscarriage, the pill you gave is the same as the one you gave to Zhuganwang just now!"

"Do you understand the same treatment for different diseases?"

"Understand, Yin and Yang ......"

"Stop!" Zhou Xiuchun stopped the other party's words, looked up and asked a large number of people in the room: "Among you, who is really sick?"

Ignored.

Zhou Xiuchun asked again: "Who takes advantage of it on time every day?"

All raised their hands.

Zhou Xiuchun sighed, pointed to the windowsill, and said, "There are eighty in that bottle that I just made yesterday, you can take it and divide it yourself." ”

The crowd rushed up and made a fuss.

Zhou Xiuchun looked at the chaotic scene in front of him and shook his head helplessly.

Seeing that there were no real patients at all, Zhou Xiuchun decisively packed up his medicine box, and the door of the store was not closed, so he walked out directly, secretly snorted in his heart, and said to himself: "It's not a liar or a villain, what the hell is this era, are people with normal three views extinct?"