Chapter Ninety-Three: The Gentleman (I)
"Zhou Xiuchun?" The thin old man raised his old face, and a flash of brilliance flashed in his cloudy eyes, he was silent for a moment, and asked repeatedly in a leaky voice, "Is that the perverted king Zhou Xiuchun, who killed more than 10,000 people in Jinhua County and raped an eighty-year-old woman?"
Fu Tianqiu said in a deep voice: "Exactly." ”
"It's your mother, I'm not a pervert!" Zhou Xiuchun retorted loudly.
Fu Tianqiu turned a deaf ear and introduced Zhou Xiuchun to himself: "Lord Zhou, it seems that you don't have much contact with civil and military officials, and you don't even know Master Di. Master Di is the prime minister of our dynasty, starting from the first emperor, has been assisting the dynasty to the present, honest and honest, law-abiding, is an example for us and other officials, when I was young, I have always used him as my idol. ”
Master Di trembled and whispered, "You are guilty of sin, and you will be beheaded when you come here." ”
Fu Tianqiu said awe-inspiringly: "Since ancient times, no one has died, as long as he can expose the annihilation, the lower official will be dead, and he will be willing." ”
Zhou Xiuchun continued to interject reluctantly: "Believe me, I'm really not a pervert. ”
"Alas......" Master Di sighed, shook his head, and slowly stepped back.
Zhou Xiuchun asked Fu Tianqiu strangely: "Old man, why is this old man going?"
"I don't know......" Fu Tianqiu looked at Master Di's thin back with a strange expression.
At this moment, Master Di suddenly opened his throat, and his voice roared in horror: "Zhou Xiuchun has come in!"
"Zhou Xiuchun?"
"Zhou Xiuchun!"
"Zhou Xiuchun eats both men and women, and he won't let go of eighty years old, everyone run-!"
There was an uproar in the Zhengyang Palace, hundreds of civil and military ministers screamed and ran towards the exits in all directions, and Lord Di, who looked as if the wind was blowing down, flexibly shuttled through the crowd, rushed to a window, opened the window and jumped out directly, and the other officials saw this, and they all did the same, and the sound of all kinds of crackling and breaking the door panel was endless.
In less than half a minute, the people in the hall were gone, leaving shoes and hats all over the floor.
Standing in the room that suddenly became so empty, four people, you look at me, I look at you, after watching for a long time, Zhou Xiuchun opened his mouth and asked, "Master Fu, what's the situation?"
Fu Tianqiu clenched his fists and said with hatred: "I didn't expect Master Di to be a scum, because I believe in him so much." ”
"Nonsense!" Zhou Xiuchun scolded, "Pigs know to be afraid when they see the butcher, they are a prime minister, no matter how stupid they are, at least they are smarter than stupid pigs!"
Ning Caichen said anxiously: "Brother Zhou, what should we do now?"
Zhou Xiuchun said in a deep voice: "It's all here, just take a few more steps along the way, and go directly to see the emperor." ”
"No, I can't. Ning Caichen said, "Didn't Xiahou Ba say it yesterday, now the palace is heavily guarded, and the masters are like clouds, if you rush in, if you are discovered, the consequences will definitely be beaten to death by the group." ”
"We're afraid that we won't come!" Yuechi excitedly pulled out his sword and said awefully, "As long as I can wash away my father's grievances, even if I die, what if I die, then talk about ......" She suddenly flushed her cheeks and said softly, "Ning Caichen, I am still very willing to die with you......"
the dead ......
Zhou Xiuchun secretly slandered and said: "Don't be afraid, after a night of thinking, I found that Xiahouba's information was wrong. ”
Ning Caichen asked, "What information is wrong?"
Zhou Xiuchun said: "When Cai Shengxiang and I were alone yesterday, I was too nervous, so I forgot to take the strong pill. Think about it, I didn't take the pill to solve him, if I did, even ten Cai Shengxiang would not be enough for me to cut, the palace is inside, there is a master of Cai Shengxiang's level, and it is impossible to beat ten if he dies, you say, what am I afraid of?"
Ning Caichen nodded and said, "That makes sense...... What about the rest of the people?"
"The rest are also people?" Zhou Xiuchun sneered, "For lions all the time, strong sheep are still sheep, and those little minions are the same as air resistance in physical operations for me." ”
Although Ning Caichen didn't understand, he was still very excited: "That is to say, you can run amok in the palace now, right?"
"That's right. Zhou Xiuchun said, took out a few strong pills, and handed them to the three humans, "You add the state first, I'm afraid I won't be able to take care of you when I kill the Quartet for a while, if you can't hold it, you can flash people first." ”
Fu Tianqiu took the pill, looked at it and didn't take it, but asked, "Lord Zhou, let's go, how can you clear your name if you don't have a certificate?"
Zhou Xiuchun was asked by Fu Tianqiu and couldn't help but be stunned.
Yuechi reacted very quickly and said: "Dad, it's okay, you can let Doctor Zhou directly kidnap the emperor out!"
Zhou Xiuchun clapped his hands and praised: "Smart!"
"Nonsense!" Fu Tianqiu glared at Yuechi angrily and reprimanded, "As my daughter, how can you have such thoughts?"
Ning Caichen was entangled: "What do you want to do, if you want to go in, go in quickly, what nonsense are you talking here?"
While he was talking, there was a sudden situation outside.
Zhou Xiuchun and a few people looked up, only to see countless soldiers covered in black armor, surging from all directions of the Zhengyang Hall like a tide, Ning Caichen shouted nervously: "We are surrounded by a large army!"
Zhou Xiuchun asked Fu Tianqiu curiously: "Old Fu, is there such a powerful army in the imperial court?"
Fu Tianqiu said with a solemn face: "This is the Imperial Forest Army in the palace, and it is the most elite army in the world. ”
The iron armor trampled on the bluestone ground in the palace, shaking the hall faintly, and the sound of majestic footsteps came from far and near.
"Stop!"
With a loud shout, the footsteps stopped abruptly.
Zhou Xiuchun's heart trembled, only to hear someone shouting: "Listen, the people inside, you have been surrounded, those who know each other will put down their weapons and obediently come out and surrender!"
"Dad, let's fight with them!" Yuechi impulsively pulled out his sword, but was stopped by Fu Tianqiu with his hand stretched out, and said, "Wait!"
Yuechi glanced at Fu Tianqiu strangely, Fu Tianqiu squinted at the front row of the army, and said uncertainly: "Do you see that the person riding on the front horse is wearing a golden helmet on his head?"
Although the lights outside were blind, the eyesight of several people in the house was already different from ordinary people.
Ning Caichen took a closer look and couldn't help nodding and said, "It's true, but you still wear such dazzling clothes when you come out to fight, aren't you looking for a fight?"
Zhou Xiuchun touched his chin and said, "He is indeed a person worth beating." ”
Fu Tianqiu's face suddenly changed, and he said, "Could it be that this person is ......?"
"That's right!" Zhou Xiuchun strode forward, pushed open the door, raised his head and said loudly, "Secret Agent Zero Zero-Seven, meet the emperor, the emperor has good kidneys and a good waist and a good life!"
"Presumptuous!" Wang Zhi, who was standing beside the emperor, shouted and reprimanded in his usual yin and yang tone, "Bold Zhou Xiuchun, as a felony in the court, still kneel when you see the emperor!?"
"You are presumptuous!" Zhou Xiuchun shouted back, "I am the emperor's own imperial seal, I can only kneel to the emperor, now there are so many people here, if I kneel, it will be equivalent to kneeling all, Wang Zhi, is it in your eyes, is the emperor's identity so worthless? Or do you want to rebel?"
"Huh?" The fat man on horseback was stunned when he heard this, turned his head and asked Wang Zhidao, "Wang Zhi, do you want to rebel?"
Wang Zhi was suddenly frightened and stammered: "The emperor ...... Your Majesty, don't listen to his nonsense, Zhou Xiuchun is a lowly character, obscene and shameless, you can't believe what such a person says. ”
Zhou Xiuchun heard Wang Zhi's words from afar, and shouted loudly: "Wang Zhi, you don't want to fool the emperor, with the emperor's wisdom and martial arts, who in this world can deceive him!"
The emperor nodded and said, "Wang Zhi, I think he is right." ”
"Your Majesty, he lied to you. ”
"Bastard!" the fat man kicked Wang straight over, and said angrily, "Damn, you mean I'm not wise enough?"
"No...... No......"
"If it's not, why do you think I've been deceived by him?"
"Cause...... Because ......"
On the opposite side of the army, Ning Caichen said with admiration on his face: "Brother Chun, you are so powerful, you have leveled the emperor with one sentence." ”
Zhou Xiuchun said seriously: "A man with connotation like the emperor has always cherished an outstanding young man like me. ”
Yuechi said: "Your Majesty, he ...... It seems that the brain is a little funny. ”
"Hugh is ...... Nonsense. Fu Tianqiu obviously lacked confidence and couldn't shout.
There was a commotion in front of the formation, and the space around the emperor suddenly distorted, revealing a figure.
"Your Majesty. Cai Shengxiang knelt down on one knee and said in a deep voice, "Now is not the time to discuss whether you are wise, your wisdom, the emperor, it goes without saying, now that Zhou Xiuchun is here, please remove him from his position as a secret agent." ”
The emperor, who was pinching Wang Zhi's neck and slapping him back and forth, heard Cai Shengxiang say this, and couldn't help but slowly let go of the dead eunuch who fainted, he straightened his voyeurism, rode back on the war horse, and said, "Lord Cai, you are right. He cleared his throat and shouted in the air: "Zhou Xiuchun, are you guilty?!"
Fu Tianqiu's face was suddenly full of excitement and said, "Lord Zhou, the emperor has personally spoken to you!"
Zhou Xiuchun nodded and said loudly: "Your Majesty, it's too tiring to shout like this, I ask to come to your side and talk to you!"
After a period of silence, Cai Shengxiang's voice came.
"The emperor dictated, Zhou Xiuchun and others, come forward to speak!"
Ning Caichen excitedly took Zhou Xiuchun's hand and said, "Brother Chun, I can see the emperor." ”
Zhou Xiuchun: "Guorong, there is a point of interest, Zhuge Wolong is more popular than the emperor these years, people who are engaged in literature and art must be self-respecting, and they can't flatter the official." ”
Ning Caichen immediately calmed down and put on the expression of a disciple of a generation of Grandmasters.
The four of them slowly stepped forward, and with each step they took closer, they were wrapped in layers of countless soldiers.
They walked until they were three or five meters away from the emperor's mount, and across two human walls, the four of them were forced to stop.
"Alright, alright, just standing here. ”
In the crowd, another bald middle-aged man walked out.
After Fu Tianqiu saw his face clearly, he not only sighed.
Zhou Xiuchun hurriedly asked in a low voice, "Master Fu, what's wrong with you?"
Fu Tianqiu pointed to the bald cross-eyed and said: "This person is the Yushitai walking party, the most powerful thing is to stalk and mess around, it is rumored that he can say that the white is black, and the living is dead, and no one in the court does not want him to die early, but the emperor said that he is eloquent, and he is very important." In order to show his virtue and art, Fang Buqun also tattooed a row of words on the back, called 'morality in the heart', and a few years ago, he relied on this line of tattoos to win the Beijing Festival Award alongside Cai Shengxiang. ”
Zhou Xiuchun took off his hat embroidered with "Loyal and Patriotic", then spat on the ground, and said disdainfully: "This kind of person is not a thing." Then he suddenly stretched out his hand and pointed at Cai Shengxiang and shouted: "Your Majesty, I want to report him!" (To be continued.) )