Chapter Eighty-Nine: Little Miscellaneous Soldiers

The general guarding the city stared at Zhou Xiuchun for a long time, then suddenly raised his hand, pointed to the four big characters on Zhou Xiuchun's chest, and asked, "Then what does this mean?"

Ning Caichen, who was sitting on the side, immediately changed his face, pulled Zhou Xiuchun's sleeve, and muttered in a trembling voice: "Brother Chun, you see that you are dressed too stylishly, and now you are going to show your stuffing." ”

"What are you muttering?" Seeing Ning Caichen's nervous appearance, the general guarding the city couldn't help but straighten his waist a lot.

Zhou Xiuchun saw that the deeds were about to be revealed, thinking that even if Lao Tzu couldn't do a thousand-year-old demon, it would not be difficult to break out of the encirclement of a bunch of extras, so he simply broke the jar and broke it, and he didn't pretend to be a good citizen, so he simply stiffened his neck, pulled up his placket, and shouted loudly with wide eyes: "Are you blind, don't you understand literal consciousness?"

The whole world is quiet.

All the soldiers defending the city sweated in unison, and the leading general shook his throat and trembled: "Uncle, I'm sorry, I don't read much and don't know many words, if there is anything that offends you, I hope we can try to resolve this unnecessary contradiction in a gentle way." ”

"Illiterate?" Zhou Xiuchun was overjoyed, handed the two severed axes back to the general defending the city, and said with a pleasant face, "This comrade, it seems that we have a misunderstanding in communication. ”

The defending general nodded busily.

Zhou Xiuchun pointed to the four words "Ouchi Secret Agent" and said: "These words mean that the capital is the most handsome." ”

"Be a man...... It's really frank and honest. The general defending the city raised his hand to wipe the cold sweat, and commanded his small soldiers to say, "Let go!"

The soldiers hurriedly took the barricades, and Zhou Xiuchun smiled at the generals defending the city and waved his horsewhip lightly. He drove the carriage over.

Coming out of the hole in the city gate, Ning Caichen, who was very frightened, patted his chest, and said with a palpitating face: "It's so dangerous, I thought we were going to prison." ”

Zhou Xiuchun looked at Yan Chixia and their car from a distance, and said very arrogantly: "I'm afraid of a ball, let's come to the capital, it was originally a friendship service, if the capital doesn't welcome us, I'll be happy." When the time comes, those monsters, whoever likes to deal with them will deal with them. The disorder of heaven is related to Lao Tzu's affairs. ”

"That's not what I said, Brother Chun. Ning Caichen moved his heart of compassion again, pointing to the sidewalks coming and going on the street, "You see that there are so many people in the capital, all of them are lives." If we don't come to help, we'll make a monster when the time comes. How many people have to die. Right now, even if you have been wronged. But the wronged are wronged, and the lives of people are the lives of the people, and you can't see death without saving. ”

Zhou Xiuchun suddenly remembered something at this time and said, "Slow, I always feel that something is wrong." ”

Ning Caichen stopped preaching and said strangely: "What's wrong?"

Zhou Xiuchun said: "It stands to reason." If I'm really wanted, the people guarding the city should be able to recognize me even if they can't read, right?"

Ning Caichen nodded and said, "Yes......"

"Guorong!"

"Yes!"

"Help me get a wanted warrant!"

Ning Caichen jumped out of the carriage. After a while, he ran back with a very happy smile and said, "Brother Chun, look!"

Zhou Xiuchun took the wanted warrant and glanced at it, couldn't help shaking his hands, and exclaimed: "Damn! Who is this person who looks like a piece of?"

"It's you, Brother Chun!" Ning Caichen pointed to the wanted and read, "There is a murderous felon, Zhou Xiuchun, who slaughtered tens of thousands of innocent people in Jinhua County, brutally killed Zhuge Wolong, a famous man in the world, and raped one girl from eighty years old to eight months old in Jinhua County. Today, the imperial court offered a reward of eighteen texts, and took the head of the item. The Detective Division of the Six Doors of the Capital, October 10, the eighth year of Chongyang. ”

"I killed tens of thousands?"

"Yes, Brother Chun!"

"I also got an eighty-year-old woman?"

"That's right, Brother Chun!"

"I've committed such a serious crime, and the reward is only eighteen wen?"

"That's it, Brother Chun!"

Zhou Xiuchun pulled the reins of the horse, and said with a hideous face: "It's unforgivable!"

Ning Caichen panicked: "Brother Chun, what do you want to do?"

Zhou Xiuchun turned the horse's head and whipped it on the horse's buttocks, and the carriage galloped on the avenue of the capital.

Yuechi, who was in the distance, poked his head out and saw Zhou Xiuchun's car running in the opposite direction, and hurriedly said to Fu Tianqiu: "Dad, Senior Zhou and Zhuge ...... Caichen and the others ran to the other side. ”

Fu Tianqiu's expression changed, and he said in a panic: "It's not good, it seems that he has been recognized." ”

Yuechi said anxiously: "Then what should we do now?"

Fu Tianqiu said in a deep voice: "With Lord Zhou's martial arts, there should be no accident. So far, we can only find a place to settle down first, and wait for tomorrow morning, you two sisters will escort your father to the court, and your father will wash away his grievances for Lord Zhou in front of hundreds of civil and military officials!"

......

Zhou Xiuchun drove the carriage all the way to the six gates, and after getting out of the car, he pulled Ning Caichen and went straight to the main gate.

When the few officials guarding the door saw Zhou Xiuchun coming back, they all dispersed in a hurry without thinking about it, and each shouted that Zhou Xiuchun was back, and ran in all directions, and their reactions were completely no different from the rabble outside the city.

Zhou Xiuchun walked through the corridor in a menacing manner and ran to the compound of the Detective Division in one go.

Pushing the door in, the people in the yard unexpectedly jumped for a while, either escaping over the wall and escaping from the yard, or immediately lying down and pretending to be dead.

Ning Caichen hurriedly sighed: "Brother Chun, the people in the six doors, how are they different from what I imagined." ”

Zhou Xiuchun said: "Temporary workers are this virtue, and all the previous elites were killed by centipede spirits. ”

The two of them entered the office of the Detective Division, and as soon as they entered the room, they saw Xiahou Ba sitting on the first seat.

Xiahouba was struggling to write something at this time, and when he saw Zhou Xiuchun, before he could get up, he was pressed on the chair by Zhou Xiuchun's thunderous palm.

Zhou Xiuchun said loudly: "You say!"

Xiahou Ba shouted, "What to say?!"

"What the hell is going on with this wanted poster?"

"Lord Zhou, I'm just acting on orders!"

"That's how you were ordered? It's okay if the data on killings is completely inaccurate, but the angry thing is that you actually spread rumors that I got an eighty-year-old woman, and now everyone in the world says that I have a heavy taste, how will I pick up girls in the future? Look at this portrait, big eyes, rosacea, eyebrows like dog's tail grass, mouth like an African gorilla, and this pair of tusks, are you sure you're drawing a human?

"Lord Zhou, listen to my explanation......"

"No! I don't listen!"

Xiahouba: "......"

Ning Caichen: "......"

......

Ten minutes later, Zhou Xiuchun, who had calmed down, sat in Xiahouba's original position. With his feet resting on the table and a cup of hot tea in his hand, he listened to Xiahouba, who was beaten into a pig's head, sob: "Lord Zhou, the day after you left the capital, Lord Cai was released. Then a few more days passed. The news came from the south that you killed Zhuge Wolong.

One day, in the last dynasty, the Shangshu of the Criminal Department said to the emperor that you killed Zhuge Wolong. It is to cut off the context of the world. The reason for this is to plot the world. But the emperor seems to appreciate the adult very much, and defended the adult in court, saying that he has read countless people, and he can see through the adult at a glance You are a man who has no pursuit, and the dream of this life is just to make a girl, make a fortune, and be an official. It is absolutely impossible to think of plotting to usurp the throne. ”

Ning Caichen interjected: "Brother Chun, the emperor has a high opinion of you. ”

Zhou Xiuchun nodded indifferently.

Xiahou Ba continued: "But slowly, the folk rumors are becoming more and more evil, and some people say that Lord Zhou, you have colluded with monsters. If you want to kill all the people in the capital, some people say that you specially seduced women over the age of 60, which made the whole city panic, and those elderly women did not dare to go out. Later, Jin Yiwei didn't know where to find many victims in Jinhua County, after those victims arrived in the capital, they preached everywhere that you are doing all kinds of evil in the south, and then I don't know where many storytellers came from, and compiled these rumors and rumors, and said them under the overpass three times a day, morning, noon and evening, and someone wrote the content of these stories into a book, the title of which is "The Story of the Murderer Zhou Xiuchun and My Grandmother Have to Say", and now the book is selling extremely well and is popular in the capital......"

Syllable!

Zhou Xiuchun slapped the table, and Xiahou Ba quickly closed his mouth, his face full of panic.

"It's vicious. Zhou Xiuchun gritted his teeth and said, "These people are actually trying to destroy my good image." ”

Ning Caichen frowned and said, "Brother Chun, then what should we do?"

"What should I do?" Zhou Xiuchun said in a deep voice, "For a person whose image has been ruined, the road of the idol faction cannot be completed, and he can only change to the route of the powerful faction." ”

Xiahou Ba cautiously asked Zhou Xiuchun: "Lord Zhou, let me ask more, why did you bring this scholar here?"

Ning Caichen immediately replied: "I am now a new generation of Zhuge Wolong!"

Xiahou Ba was stunned for a moment, and then heard Zhou Xiuchun say: "Yes, Brother Xiahou, I brought Guorong here this time just to wash away my grievances." As you can see, Guorong is no longer the same as he was a few months ago, Zhuge Wolong just accepted him as a closed disciple a few days ago, as long as he testifies for me, I can make a comeback in minutes. ”

"Lord Zhou, you can't be so shameless. Xiahou Ba pointed at Ning Caichen in a daze, "Witnesses are not something you can impersonate by just finding a passer-by on the street. The civil and military officials in the court, although there are few with long brains, but not all of them are idiots, you say that he is Zhuge Wolong, at least someone has to believe it. ”

Zhou Xiuchun sneered: "In this kind of feudal empire, the minister's opinion is not important at all, I plan to enter the palace to meet the emperor now and explain things clearly." ”

"No, Lord Zhou!" Xiahou Ba hurriedly said, "Now the palace is full of masters, and most of the people in the Jinyi Guard are arranged in the palace, as soon as you show up, they will come up and beat you." When the time comes, it will be said that he will see the emperor, and he will even be able to escape. ”

Zhou Xiuchun said: "What should I do then?"

Xiahou said domineeringly: "In my opinion, it is better for you to get up early tomorrow and enter the Jinluan Palace in the team of the early dynasty, even if they want to beat you up in a group, at least after the group beating, you can still have a chance to talk directly to the emperor." ”

Zhou Xiuchun said: "The team of the early dynasty is so easy to blend in?"

Xiahou Ba said with a smile: "Recently, the imperial court's finances have been tight, and the minister's salary cannot be paid. Some of the ministers who are in the back and usually don't speak at all rent out their court clothes. The eunuch who oversaw it was responsible for selling tickets. Now the early day trip is already a reserved program for wealthy businessmen in the capital, and those who want to play must not only have money and access, but also be bold enough, otherwise they will be beheaded on the spot if they are recognized by the emperor, and in the past half a month, they have been beheaded 4 people, all of whom are the richest people in the capital!"

Ning Caichen shook his head and said, "Why bother......

Zhou Xiuchun said: "These rich people are perverts!"

......

Xiahou Ba sent Zhou Xiuchun and Ning Caichen out of the gate of the six doors.

Standing under the eaves, Zhou Xiuchun patted Xiahouba's shoulder with great emotion, and sighed: "Brother Xiahou, I didn't expect you to be so righteous. ”

Xiahou Ba said awe-inspiringly: "Lord Zhou, I know your personality best. I'm sure you're not going to be a traitor!"

"Okay!" Zhou Xiuchun was greatly moved, took out a Liangyi pill, and handed it to Xiahou domineeringly, "This is for you." ”

Xiahou Ba took the pill and asked, "What is this?"

Zhou Xiuchun said: "This is the Liangyi Pill, it is my exhausting and painstaking blood-vomiting work, with your current strength, after taking it, you can instantly improve your cultivation to the four-element realm." ”

Xiahou Ba immediately swallowed the pill, knelt down on one knee, and said loudly: "Lord Zhou, I am willing to go to the soup for adults in this life!"

Zhou Xiuchun hurriedly helped him up and said, "You and I are heart-to-heart, there is no need to be like this." ”

Xiahou Ba hugged his fists at Zhou Xiuchun and watched the two get into the carriage.

When the carriage gradually moved away, Xiahou Ba first felt a burst of excitement about the changes in his body, and after the excitement, his face became gloomy.

He took out a bamboo tube from behind him and said in a low voice: "Brother Zhou, don't blame me for being unkind, I'm just a little miscellaneous soldier......"

As he spoke, he held the bamboo tube high and aimed it at the sky.

As soon as Xiahou Ba pulled the lead, a brilliant firework flew above the capital and exploded, turning into a pattern of two fangs.

Ning Caichen looked at the sky when he heard the sound, and said with a smile: "Time flies so fast, in the blink of an eye, it's the New Year again." (To be continued......)