Chapter 205: Demon!
"Jarvis!"
"Father, I'm here!"
"I've got a difficult task to hand over to you! From today onwards, you'll be in charge of my pretending to be ...... Can you complete the task when playing BGM against the enemy?!"
Zhen Hao looked at Jarvis with a serious face, his face was unprecedentedly serious.
"Yes father, leave this sacred and glorious task to me, Jarvis promises to complete it!"
Stand upright, take a breath, salute! Jarvis controlled the steel armor in one go, and his tall figure stood in front of Zhen Hao.
In a trance, Zhen Hao seemed to see that it was a light falling on Jarvis's body, and the steel mask armor was angular and shining under the light of this light.
Zhen Hao is a little stupid.
......
"Ahem, what, excuse me, may I ask who is the robot girl?"
Just when everyone was shocked by Zhen Hao's operation, a voice pulled everyone back to reality, and everyone looked and saw a tall and thin waiter, and behind him stood eight mechanical girls.
"I ...... I've got six, help me up!"
Tony, who was standing on the ground, heard the little baby he had been thinking about day and night coming, and suddenly came to life, twisting and twisting on the ground, trying to get up and what kind of alien service Kangkang had.
But he was addicted to time nodes, and his kidney body was seriously overdrawn, and now he can't even get up.
The robot girls are also simple intelligence, seeing that their guests are so weak, no one needs to tell them, the six girls themselves rushed forward, surrounded Tony in the middle, shhhhhh
Tony looked at the alien robot girl with flowers, his eyebrows were full of excitement, even his face was much more ruddy, and he had the strength to speak.
"Boss, you talk slowly, I'm going to get busy first!"
After that, without waiting for Zhen Hao's reply, Tony turned around and led six alien mechanical girls to open a room, and slammed the door with a "pop".
"My honorable guest, I have to remind you that if your companion dies suddenly in bed for that reason, we will not be responsible. ”
The new thin waiter saw that Tony was a sick man and directly led six robot girls into the room, hesitated for a moment, and warned Zhen Hao in advance, so as not to get into any trouble.
+2 for warning, +2 for Zhen Hao's black face.
"How can you speak?!How can this adult's companion be an ordinary person! Don't use your shallow knowledge to measure the daily life of the big guy, if there is nothing to do, you should leave quickly, don't be embarrassed here. ”
Before Zhen Hao could speak, the sturdy waiter at the beginning had already scolded the tall waiter and fled in a hurry, which shows that the status of this sturdy waiter is even higher.
"Alright, we're fine, if you have anything to do, let's go out...... Remember to keep your mouth in check, or I don't mind if he never opens his mouth."
Seeing that the sturdy waiter was flattering and wanted to step forward to get close to him, Zhen Hao took the first step to choke back his full stomach, and made a small threat by the way.
The big guy has already spoken, and the strong waiter has 10,000 reluctances in his heart, he has to be obedient and honestly retreat into the elevator, as for Zhen Hao's intimidation, he didn't take it seriously at all, after all...... Afraid to intimidate him, he didn't dare to talk nonsense everywhere.
"Alright Jarvis, you can open a room of your own and play with your two alien robot little women, we're going to sleep." ”
Seeing the waiter disappear, Zhen Hao sent Jarvis away at will, then turned around and opened a room with Niu Erhua and went in directly.
After the two entered the door, they looked left and right, studied the electrical appliances in the room thoroughly, and finally came to a conclusion: although there are aliens and spaceships here, the facilities and functions in the rooms are no different from those of the earth, only they look a little higher.
Niu Erhua didn't have the heart to study, so she took the bath towel and went to the bathroom to take a shower first, while Zhen Hao picked up the guest room introduction on the table and studied it carefully.
According to the introduction of the guest room, Zhen Hao reached out and patted the wall at the end of the bed, and the wall opened in response, revealing a voice-activated monitor, which has been working since it was exposed, and is now playing TV programs inside the planet.
This TV show is similar to a ring show on Earth, but this show doesn't have so many rules.
The purpose of the two players from the moment they came on stage was to kill each other, not so much a ring match, but a free gladiatorial arena, fists and blood, which really made the audience at the scene blood gush, one by one roaring "Kill him, kill him", but no one except himself knew who he was cheering for.
Zhen Hao has never seen this kind of live broadcast on the earth, so he watched it with interest for a while, and also found some interesting gameplay.
In this kind of fighting, the local tyrants in the audience can spend a lot of money to buy weapons for the fighters you fancie.
In the kung fu that Zhen Hao was watching, he had already seen people buy three cold weapons: a war knife, a long sword, and a giant hammer.
Among them, there is still a blue-skinned fat man with a big face and a thick neck, and he is covered with gold jewelry to buy a laser sword for his contestant, the price Zhen Hao doesn't know, but judging from the exclamations of the audience, it must be worth a lot.
"The trench is inhumane, the trench is inhuman!"
Zhen Hao looked at the alien who was split in half at once under the laser sword, and seriously criticized this unfairness, and then lost the mind to continue watching, clapped his hands and turned off the live broadcast directly, because his keen hearing had already heard the sound of water in the bathroom disappear for a while.
Sure enough, before the monitor was completely retracted, Niu Erhua walked out wrapped in a bath towel and wiping her wet hair.
I don't know what the principle of the lighting in the guest room is, after Niu Erhua took a bath, it turned from white to pink, and under the pink light, Niu Erhua's skin was white and red, which was very attractive, and Zhen Hao's eyes were almost straight.
Niu Erhua felt Zhen Hao's scorching gaze, her little face was slightly red, and she glanced at Zhen Hao coquettishly, but she didn't hide it, and even stood up quite proud of her capital.
"Brother Zhen Hao, you should also go take a bath, I ......"
"Bold and demonic! You actually mess with my Buddha's heart and disturb my practice! I want you to reveal your true form! Great Mighty Heavenly Dragon, World-Honored Dizang, Prajna Buddhas, Prajna Ba Ma Kong!"
With a loud shout, Zhen Hao interrupted Niu Erhua's seductive words, and then rose into the air, turning his fist into a palm, turning his palm into a claw, and grabbed Niu Erhua with a bewildered face with a move of "Black Tiger Digging Heart".
Under such a fierce offensive, Niu Erhua came back to her senses, did not retreat, but advanced, and took the initiative to meet Zhen Hao's black tiger heart.
"Smack!"
With a crisp sound, Zhen Hao felt the obstacle in his claws, and immediately his complexion changed, and he flew back, clasped his hands together, and silently recited the "Diamond Sutra".
Niu Erhua saw that Zhen Hao's brows were furrowed, and a cold sweat broke out, so she immediately covered her mouth and smiled, flew forward, and landed beside Zhen Hao, her lips lay in Zhen Hao's ear: "Master, the person you hit hurts so much, they are now chest tightness and shortness of breath, you come and help others to see, but there is something wrong with it." ”
Zhen Hao didn't answer, sat on the ground with his hands folded, and vaguely only heard the scripture whisper: "Su Bodhi." Yu Yiyun He. The Buddha can have a full body and see ......"
"Oh, Master, when you open your eyes and look at people, they are so uncomfortable and hot, they feel like they're on fire. Niu Erhua muttered while wrapping around Zhen Hao like a snake spirit.
"Brush!"
Zhen Hao's eyes opened violently, the essence in his eyes flashed, and he looked at Niu Erhua on his body with burning eyes, turning his palm into a cloud, covering his palm into rain, and grabbed Niu Erhua in his hand: "Hmph! Carving insect skills also dare to get an axe! Wait for you at this moment! Now that you have been captured by me, today the Buddha will accept you, a female goblin, and the world will be peaceful!"
After that, Zhen Hao omitted 10,000 words.
Half an hour later.
Zhen Hao covered his old waist with a faint pain, and wailed.
Niu Erhua heard Zhen Hao's scream, a trace of blush flashed on his face, and then slapped Zhen Hao's waist, and said angrily in Zhen Hao's scream: "Let you and I be poor, see if you dare next time!"
As soon as Niu Erhua's words fell, Zhen Hao's screams stopped abruptly, and a trace of loneliness flashed in his eyes: "Actually, it is not important to bother to argue about some indifferent things, as a man, you only need to identify and shout domineeringly!"
"I'm sorry! I won't dare next time!"
There was no word all night, it was a scream.
Early the next morning, Zhen Hao got up early, and then called out Thor and his party, and led everyone to set sail without waiting for everyone to have breakfast.
Tony was reluctant to live or die, following the example of Thor last night, looking at Zhen Hao pitifully, hoping that Zhen Hao could buy two robot girls to take with him to relieve his boredom.
Before Zhen Hao could speak, Niu Erhua made a move in an instant, and a slap changed Tony's mind.
Now, all the team members instantly agreed on the same mind, and lined up to walk into their own battleship with high spirits.
The ignition took off in one go, and the battleship with the Asgardian logo took off and sailed into the vast universe under the envious gaze of a group of cosmic mercenaries and bounty hunters.
"What!Jarvis, what did you do with those two robot babes last night? Tell me again, I didn't hear clearly?!" As soon as the battleship took off, Tony's angry exclamation caught the attention of all the members.
"I took their mechanical bodies apart and looked at them overnight last night, and I found a lot of technology in them that I had never seen on Earth, and their flesh filling materials are also very special, and they can transform into any form according to the information source transmitted by the chip. But rather than having materials, I feel like they're more like an assemblage of microorganisms that we've never seen before, and these are very valuable for scientific research!"
Jarvis's mechanics and sound were full of excitement, and he couldn't wait to dismantle a few more to study them.
"Shet!"
Tony's irascible Eagle Country scolded Jarvis's chatter: "Don't you have feelings? Why are you still so stupid......?
"Smack!"
Halfway through the words, Niu Erhua, who had been dissatisfied with Tony since just now, saw that Tony wanted to make colors, no longer hesitated, and shot angrily, and slapped Tony to sleep.
Zhen Hao fell silent and looked at Jarvis blankly.
He thought that Jarvis had enlightened last night, and he had begun to be curious about that aspect of things, who knew that in addition to scientific research and scientific research, Jarvis's eyes could not find beautiful things at all, and flattery was one to learn and one to be accurate.
It seems that his way of thinking is still a long way to go before he can truly grow into a normal creature's way of thinking.
The road is long and obstructive!