Chapter 270: Tang Sanzang who was eaten tofu

On the bed, Tang Sanzang's face was as white as paper, his eyes were slightly closed, and he was lying quietly on the bed. ,!

Beside the bed, there was a woman in her thirties who was putting one hand on Tang Sanzang's left arm vein, suspected of diagnosing the pulse, while the other hand kept stroking Tang Sanzang's face, which had already turned bronze due to the wind and sun.

One will roll his eyelids, and the other will touch his ears, nose, mouth, etc., like a caress between lovers, how does Sun Wukong feel awkward.

After a long time, the female doctor reluctantly stood up from the side of the bed, and reluctantly put the 'jade arm' of Xiao Tang's children's shoes into the quilt gently, and then slowly stood up and walked outside a little distracted.

Sun Wukong, who had been waiting impatiently for a long time, saw the female doctor get up, hurriedly greeted him, and as soon as he got outside, he split his head and asked, "Female Bodhisattva, how is my master?"

The female doctor didn't seem to have come to her senses, and replied without thinking: "Your master, you are so handsome, I can't imagine that the man I saw for the first time is so handsome, I really want to touch it a few more times!"

When Sun Wukong heard the words of the female doctor, he almost blew his lungs, he had already asked the people in this village, and knew that this was the Xiliang women's country, and all the subjects of a country were women, not even a man.

I didn't want to invite this female doctor to see Tang Sanzang today, and I ate poor little Tang Tong's shoes for a long time, not to mention tofu, but she was still a nymphomaniac here, and it was difficult to say whether she could find out the cause or not.

Sun Wukong had a monkey face and stepped forward to grab the female doctor. With the strength of her arms, she grabbed her shoulders stiffly, and immediately the sound of bones breaking reached everyone's ears.

His eyes widened, and his voice was bone-chilling, as if he was going to freeze everything: "You-say-what-?"

The female doctor was finally awakened by the sharp pain in her shoulder, and when she saw that Sun Wukong looked like she was going to eat people, she immediately reacted. Holding back the sharp pain in his arm, he hurriedly said, "No, I didn't say anything." ”

Sun Wukong put on a coffin face and said coldly: "Then what is my master's illness." How can I have unbearable abdominal pain?"

When the female doctor saw Sun Wukong's cold monkey face, her liver trembled suddenly, and she hurriedly said, "Tang." Elder Tang, he, he, he is happy. ”

Before Sun Wukong could speak, Zhu Bajie and Monk Sha, who were attracted by the movement here, immediately burst into laughter when they heard this.

Zhu Bajie's smile was particularly exaggerated, shaking his fat belly, pointing at the female doctor with one hand and laughing: "Hahahahaha! You woman, why are you talking such nonsense, my master is a man." He is also a monk, how can he get pregnant like a woman? ”

It was still a good monk Sha, and when he saw that the woman couldn't bear Sun Wukong's strength, he was already pale, and hurriedly stepped forward to save her from Sun Wukong's monkey clutches. Helped to the table beside him,

He said: "You are a woman, you are really, even if you patronize to see my master's face and have not diagnosed the disease, you shouldn't talk such nonsense." ”

He just finished speaking. Zhu Bajie, who was already laughing, started a new round of hilarity.

The woman didn't care about Zhu Bajie's hilarious expression that Sun Wukong wanted to eat people, and glanced at Monk Sha who saved him from the clutches with gratitude, and said in a coquettish voice: "Great Elder, I'm not talking nonsense, your master is indeed pregnant." ”

Turning her head to contact Sun Wukong's monkey face that wanted to choose people and devour, the female doctor didn't dare to sell Guan Zi, and hurriedly said: "Three elders, my country is different from other places, you are outsiders, so I don't understand the reason." ”

Sha Wujing smiled and said, "That female bodhisattva is talking about it, what is the difference between this place and other places?"

The female doctor didn't answer Fang Cai's question, but asked, "Three elders, what did your master eat before he came here?"

Sha Wujing said: "No, no, the four of us haven't gone out to fast today, where will there be rice and grain?

The female doctor resisted the urge to laugh and continued, "But in the small river thirty miles to the east?"

Sha Seng thought for a while, nodded and said: "It is indeed the water in the small river, my master and apprentice just crossed the river by boat, and rested on the ground by the river, my master said that he was thirsty, so he ordered my senior brother to go to the river to fetch water, and then he ate some." ”

The female doctor smiled and said, "Yes, you are strangers, and you don't know what is going on in my country." ”

The female doctor paused and continued: "That river is not an ordinary river, it is called the Zimu River, and the water is not ordinary water, our here is the Xiliang Women's Country, and the subjects in this country are all women, not half a man.

When we are 20 years old, we dare to eat the water of the river there, and after drinking the water, we will feel abdominal pain and have a baby in one hour, and we will be able to give birth to Lin'er in three days.

The elder of the Tang Dynasty drank the water of the Mother River by mistake, and the river flares up, generating fetal gas, and I am afraid that I will give birth to a child in the near future. ”

Sun Wukong was anxious when he heard this, but Zhu Bajie and Sha Wujing glanced at each other, and they all saw a trace of happiness in each other's eyes.

Zhu Bajie secretly rejoiced in his heart: Fortunately, my old pig has the help of nobles and has never eaten the water in the river, otherwise wouldn't my old pig also want to be like the unlucky old monk of the river, and the next litter of little piglets?

Sun Wukong, who was in an anxious state, noticed that the two of them were 'flying eyes' indiscriminately, and hurriedly grabbed the female doctor, and said urgently: "Female Bodhisattva, it is my old grandson who is wrong with you, and I ask the female Bodhisattva to forgive me, I wonder if the female Bodhisattva can prescribe some medicine for abortion to help my master beat the child in the womb?"

The female doctor smiled bitterly and said: "Holy monk, although this fetal medicine is available here, but your master's condition is that even if you eat it, you can't melt the fetal gas in the abdomen, if you want to lift the belly away, you need to use some other methods." ”

Sun Wukong originally heard that the fetal medicine could not dissolve the fetal gas, and he was almost so anxious that he jumped up and burned the house, but when he heard that there was another way to dissolve the fetal gas, he was immediately overjoyed: "Female Bodhisattva, how can I dissolve the fetal gas in my master's womb, and please tell the female Bodhisattva!"

The female doctor said: "We have a Xie Yang Mountain on Zhengnan Street here, and there is a broken hole on the mountain, and there is a fetal spring in the cave. ”

When Sun Wukong heard that he could gasify the tire with such a simple way, he was overjoyed, and he couldn't say goodbye to everyone, so he hurriedly took out the purple gold bowl from his luggage, and turned around to drive the cloud to the Jieyang Mountain to fetch water.

As soon as the female doctor saw that Sun Wukong was about to leave with a bowl, she hurriedly said: "The holy monk stays, and waits for the old man to finish speaking." “

As soon as Sun Wukong heard that the female doctor still had something to say, he immediately stopped his steps to leave, forcibly held back the anxiety in his heart, turned to look at the female doctor, and hurriedly asked, "Female Bodhisattva, but is there anything else that needs to be noted?"

The female doctor said: "Holy monk, if it was a few years ago, the spring water of the fetal spring would have been taken by others, but now it is not possible.

Three years ago, there was a Taoist man who suddenly came here, called himself Ruyi True Immortal, built a Taoist temple in that broken hole, named Juxian Nunnery, and since then the spring water has been dominant, and he refuses to be casual with people.

But those who want to ask for water need to prepare a bonus gift, a foreign wine and fruit plate, and honest dedication to get a bowl of water.

That Ruyi True Immortal somehow hated the monk very much, and went like you, when he saw that he was a monk, he refused to give water and didn't say anything, but he was afraid that he would beat you out with a stick.

Sun Wukong traveled all the way, and there were more or less shadows of Xuanmen in countless calamities, and when he heard that it was a Taoist, he immediately smiled angrily: "The female Bodhisattva is relaxed, and my old grandson has his own way of taking water." ”

After speaking, he turned to look at Zhu Bajie and the others: "Two junior brothers, you two are here to take care of the master, and my grandson will come when he goes." ”

After that, without waiting for Zhu Bajie and the two to speak, his body turned into a golden light and flew away.

Yingzhou Island, in Tianxiao Palace, Ling Xiao smiled on his face, looked at the water mirror in front of him, and chuckled: "Haha, a man giving birth to a child can be described as the first strange news in the Three Realms. ”

Stretching out his hand and tapping on the cloud bed, Ling Xiao summoned the boy who was ready to serve outside at any time, and ordered: "Go and call Jingwei, Yang Chan, Yang Jiao, Yuan Hong, Yuan Ming, Yuan Ling, and Yuan Jueling Zhuzi, and the poor Dao has something to order." ”

The boy hurriedly took the order, turned around and trotted out of Tianxiao Palace, and soon summoned several of Ling Xiao's apprentices.

The eight apprentices are either immortal and fairy, or Lingxiu is abnormal, or Xiu Min and intelligent, or lively and lovely, wearing Taoist robes, fairy clothes, wearing Taoist crowns, or pulling their hair in buns, showing different styles.

The eight immortals bowed down to Ling Xiao on the cloud bed together: "Disciple to see Master, Master has no bounds of holy life." ”

Ling Xiao chuckled and nodded, raised his left hand lightly, and let the immortals get up: "Wait a minute." Then he looked at the cultivation of the immortals, and couldn't help but nod with satisfaction: "You have been practicing diligently since you entered the poor Dao Sect, and now you have all proved the Daluo Dao Fruit, and the three senior brothers and sisters of you have achieved the dignity of quasi-saints, and I am deeply gratified for the teacher." ”

Jingwei said respectfully below: "The disciples and others can have such cultivation, thanks to the careful teaching of the master, if there is no master's teaching, I will wait for the cultivation of the Daluo Golden Immortal, but I am afraid that it will be dead or injured in the world." ”

Ling Zhuzi and the others also nodded yes, and when they looked up at Ling Xiao, they were all full of gratitude.

Ling Xiao chuckled and nodded: "Okay, this matter is not said, for the teacher to call you and others to come today, there is something important to order." ”

Lingzhuzi chuckled, "Master, but what fun things do you want your disciples and others to do?"

Ling Xiao smiled and nodded: "The person who learned the scriptures from the Buddhist Sect has now reached the daughter country of the Netherworld.

There is a river in the daughter country, called the Zimu River, the water in the river is quite magical, no matter the immortals, no matter men and women, as long as they drink a sip, the body can give birth to yin and yang, so that the body is pregnant with Liujia to give birth to Lin'er, that Tang Sanzang is also unlucky, when crossing the Zimu River, accidentally ate the Zimu River water, and now the river is attacking, generating fetal gas, and then two days will give birth to a child. (To be continued.) If you like this work, you are welcome to vote for recommendation and monthly passes, and your support is my biggest motivation. )

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