Chapter 12: The Weakest Combo in History
Revision notes for this chapter: Typographical error, Fu Shen was written as Fu Xuan, and it was corrected. There's nothing wrong with it at all...... And Fu Slope has never appeared...... In addition, Fuhai's affiliation was revised from Shenmu Peak to Star Picking Peak. In respect of these two amendments.
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Lei Tianluo was blinded and walked out of the Dan room. Walking towards Shenmu Peak, he was only halfway through when he saw Fu Tong standing there. Lei Tianluo asked suspiciously: "Why don't you go back?" Tomorrow will be the big competition in the door, if you don't go to see your master again, I'm afraid the big competition will not have your share." ”
Fu Yuan looked at Lei Tianluo's appearance and said, "Is Phantom Le not letting you participate in the big competition?"
Lei Tianluo nodded and said, "It's a reasonable thing." On the contrary, it is you, in this big competition, you will definitely impress the senior brothers. Who would have thought that in less than a month, you would be so powerful? Stop talking nonsense, hurry back and sign up, it should be too late. ”
As he spoke, he moved to push the distance. But he didn't expect Fu Yuan to move, and said seriously: "Senior brother, let's participate in the group competition." ”
The biennial Great Contest of the Quanqing Taoist Temple is divided into four categories, namely the Cultivation Battle, the Great Contest of Pills, the Great Contest of Fu Dao and the Great Contest of the Group. The first three are easy to understand, and the fourth is a competition for every group of three. These three people are required to be a cultivator, an alchemist, and a talisman painter. And this group is also exquisite, the cultivators are the main attackers, the talisman drawers are the main guards, and the alchemists assist in the treatment of injuries, and increase the combat effectiveness of the group.
Generally speaking, the three people who participated in the group competition have been together for a long time, understand each other, and cooperate tacitly, otherwise they will be defeated. Since the team competition, I have never seen a temporary team achieve good results. Because of this kind of big comparison, the most testing thing is tacit cooperation.
Yes, Lei Tianluo shook his head and said: "The two of us have a tacit understanding, but where can we find the third talisman painter to join us? Think about it yourself, the two of us are waste wood from the ancient and modern Qing Taoist Temple, who would join us when their brains are in water? You better go back and sign up quickly, so as not to delay the hour." ”
Fu Yan seemed to have made up his mind, and said, "Senior brother, you also said that we are both waste wood. If you want to be impressive, you have to be together. Besides, among the four types of competitions, there are only team battles, which are signed up spontaneously and do not need to be recommended by the master. Other than that, you can't participate in the big competition at all. Don't talk about it, let's go to Pingding Peak to sign up. After tonight, I'm afraid I won't have a chance. ”
As he spoke, he pulled Lei Tianluo and rushed towards the flat peak. Lei Tianluo wanted to struggle, but his Fu Yuan skill was higher than him, so he couldn't resist at all, so he could only let him drag him to the top of the flat.
By the time the two of them arrived at the Pingding Peak registration office, there weren't many people left. The Taoist priest in charge of registration sat lazily on the chair, looked at the thirty or forty people below, and said, "Make up your mind, if you want to sign up, hurry up." Otherwise, if I leave, you won't have a chance. ”
A young disciple asked left and right, "What should I do?
The other said: "What is the name? This time, there are three strong teams of Senior Brother Fuhai of Star Picking Peak, Senior Brother Fushen of Lingyin Peak, and Senior Sister Fuluo of Goddess Peak to participate in the competition. I look at this group competition, in the eyes of everyone, there are only these three teams. I don't think we'd better go up and be embarrassed. ”
The remaining female disciples nodded and said, "Senior brother is right, these three teams have always been the most powerful in our Quanqing Daoist Temple, and they have not participated in the competition for many years. This time, it was because Shenmu Peak Fuhai and Lingyin Peak Fushen were competing for the favor of Senior Sister Shenluo of Shennu Peak, so they all led the team to participate, wanting to defeat each other. I heard that Fu Hai and Fu Shen have a gentleman's agreement, whoever wants to lose, must get out of front of Senior Sister Fu Luo, and never appear again. At this level of firefighting, it's better for us to stay away, so as not to harm the pond fish. ”
At the beginning, the young disciple asked, "Is there such a thing, and why does Senior Sister Fuluo lead the team to participate?"
The female disciple whispered: "Senior Sister Fuluo has always been above the top, and she doesn't look at Fuhai and Fushen at all. She participated this time to beat both teams at the same time, so that they both could get far away. Hahaha...... It's wonderful to think about. ”
While everyone was talking about these three powerful teams, Fu Yan finally pulled Lei Tian and landed here. When everyone saw the two of them, they all laughed and said, "What are these two waste firewood doing here? Could it be that they have lost their way in the mountains?"
Fu is thin-skinned, although he is ready to try his luck and find someone who is willing to join his team. But when he heard the laughter of the people, he couldn't speak. However, after the thunder sky fell cheeky, it was better than the city wall, and if it came, it would be safe. At the central station, he shouted: "I and my junior brother Fu Yuan are also going to participate in the group competition, and now there is a lack of a talisman, I don't know which senior brother is willing to join?"
When everyone heard this, they were all stunned, and their mouths stopped playing, and the scene was unusually quiet in an instant, and no longer heard any human voices.
Lei Tianluo saw the appearance of everyone, and repeated: "If there is a lack of a drawing, if you don't understand it, who will join?"
Everyone finally reacted, and suddenly burst into laughter, laughing so hard that they leaned forward and back, and they couldn't get along.
"These two scraps...... I even have to participate in the group competition, it's just, it's just laughing at me...... Is there a funnier joke in the world?"
"And let's participate, but at this time, there is still a lack of a drawingman, hahaha...... It's not a lack of a talisman, it's a lack of a talisman, hahaha...... Is it okay to draw ghost talismans?"
"I think that if they participate, as long as they meet with Senior Brother Fuhai Fushen or Senior Sister Fuluo, they will be wiped out. Where do they get their confidence?"
"That's it, by the way, junior sister, we won't participate, seeing that you are unwilling, why don't you participate in a group with them?"
"Senior brother, don't laugh at me, even if I don't do well, I won't be in the company of them, right? I see, except for the fools playing with mud over there, no one wants to team up with them. ”
The ridicule of the crowd converged into a surging river, surging towards the center of the thunder and the two of them. He was so angry that his face was red, but he didn't care about Lei Tianluo again. As soon as I heard someone mention the fool playing with mud in the corner, I hurriedly turned my head to look, and saw a fat man with big shoulders and a round waist squatting in the corner, pasting mud on his face.
Lei Tianluo recognized, isn't this the Shenmu Peak foolish junior brother who was poisoned and stupid by himself in the pill competition the year before last?
Providence, it is really providence. Lei Tianluo was amazed in his heart. It turned out that he had poisoned him two years ago, and he was completely preparing for today.
In other words, this idiot is actually the nephew of the goddess peak master. Since he was a child, he was sent to the Quanqing Taoist Temple, and asked his aunt to take care of it. But the Goddess Peak is all female disciples, which is not very convenient. So he was sent to Shenmu Peak to practice, and after being poisoned and stupid, Shenmu Peak returned him to Shennu Peak. The Goddess Peak Master can't ignore his nephew, so he can only let the female disciples take care of him, and teach him to draw talismans by the way.
Lei Tianluo ran to Fu Idiot in a few steps, pulled him up, and asked, "I remember that day you drew a talisman to hit me, so you can draw a talisman, right?"
Fu Idiot's face was full of mud, and he nodded: "Okay, okay." ”
Lei Tianluo said: "What's good, I asked you if you are, not if you are good." ”
Fu Idiot smiled stupidly and repeated, "Okay, okay." ”
Someone on the other side sneered: "He's not here for real, is he? He really wants to team up with this fool who plays with mud?"
"Senior brother, you don't know, this idiot is not stupid. He was poisoned and stupid, hahaha...... What a fate. ”
"Hey, Lei Tianluo, don't ask, this fool will only say yes, yes, nothing else. ”
When Lei Tianluo heard this, he smiled and said, "That's a good feeling, you come with me." Volt distance, come here. ”
As he spoke, he pulled the idiot and walked to the registration office. Fu Yan asked seriously: "Senior brother, you won't be here for real, right? Senior Brother Fu is a fool!"
Lei Tianluo said: "No way, I am the weakest in alchemy, and you are the weakest in cultivation, so except for this fool who is the weakest in drawing talismans, you should go and find someone for me to form a team?"
Fu Yan was stunned for a moment, and said helplessly: "Okay, that's the only way to do it." ”
The three of them came to the registrar, and Lei Tianluo said, "Uncle Shi, let's sign up." My name is Lei Tianluo, I am the biggest, and I am the captain. ”
The registrar's eyes were about to fall, and he said, "Lei Tianluo, don't be joking." Although this big comparison is point-to-point, there are many examples of disability and death every year. You're so reckless in breaking in, it's either dead or maimed. Don't make a fuss, hurry back. ”
Lei Tianluo shook his head and said: "The rules of the group competition are that as long as someone signs up, you have to register and make a register. All three of us signed up voluntarily, so hurry up and register. ”
The registrar pointed at the fool and said, "He did it voluntarily?"
Lei Tianluo turned around and asked Fu Idiot, "Team up with me and Senior Brother Fu to compete, okay?"
Fu Idiot nodded and said, "Okay, okay." ”
Lei Tianluo said: "Look, voluntarily. ”
The registrar gave Lei Tianluo a thumbs up and said, "You still know how to play." ”
As he spoke, he registered the three of them in the register, and threw a wooden card to Lei Tianluo, saying, "Tomorrow morning at Sunset Peak, enter with this wooden card." If you are late, you will be dealt with according to the door rules. ”
Before he finished speaking, a woman's voice came: "Senior brother, do you see what I found for you? rattle, it's fun, don't put mud on your face anymore." ”
Lei Tianluo turned his head and saw the female disciple who jumped off the cliff that day, grinned at her, and said, "You are really beautiful." But now the idiot doesn't have the time to play the rattle, and he has to join me in tomorrow's group competition. ”
The female disciple was stunned for a moment, and said in disbelief: "You...... What are you kidding?"
Everyone burst into laughter again, and said in unison: "This big competition is interesting, not only the three strongest teams in history, but also the weakest combination in history, hahaha......"
"Senior brother, why don't we participate too. Let's not fight, let's just follow and see, how did the weakest combination in history die well? ha......"
"Okay, okay, let's go and see, who is so cruel, even our Qing Taoist Temple of the Living Treasure Combination will not let go, let's go, sign up." ”
The difference between the team competition and the ordinary competition is that in addition to the combination, the rules of the game are also different. The ordinary big competition is to go to the ring to compete. And the team big competition is to throw all the teams into a deep mountain in one go. It is limited to three days, and the winner is the one who has not been defeated after three days. If there are several teams winning at the same time, the final score will be made by the observing judges, and the top three teams will be ranked.