Forty-nine, the book of pickled girls

It can only be said that Daoist Fang is clever and scheming, and he is a master of picking up girls.

Pick up a girl, if you want to capture the old indulgence is the best trick, of course, this trick should be based on this girl, for example, Princess Nole, a foreign girl, under the premise that she has some good feelings for you, this is a tactic, it is the art of war, as Lao Tzu once said-

If you want to do it, you will do it.

It's like learning, there's tension and relaxation.

The kite is always placed in the sky, the line will break, the cabbage is always planted in the field, the bonnet will rot, the banknotes will be moldy and hairy after being stored for a long time, and the five organs will be injured by the fart, and the internal injuries will be suffocated

In this world, all things are under one word, and this word is "balance".

This balance is the balance of balance, and only balance can be constant.

Such as people.

Women are weak in appearance, and men are strong in appearance.

One yin, one yang.

Men are weak in heart, and women are strong in heart.

One yin, one yang.

Women are like water, water is soft, but also strong, one yin and one yang is the way, yin and yang are two sides, hiding each other, feeling and replace, not clinging to one and fixing the image.

This one is "balance", ruling yin and yang, and moving thousands.

Do you understand?

It doesn't matter if you don't understand it, there are many such examples, such as jumping off a building to commit suicide, more men than women?

There are many men.

For example, there are more people with mental illness, more men than women?

There are many men.

The truth is cruel, the reality is helpless, and it is really time to see the bayonet in life and death. Coward. Traitors. Lackeys, traitors, thousands of beards in the world, and how many big husbands?

Men are always more rational, and they are cautious and self-conscious.

Women are always more sensual. It is impermanence, capriciousness.

For example, pickled girls.

This is to the point, staring at it carefully, still taking the trick of wanting to capture the old indulgence as an example, as the so-called knowing oneself and knowing the other is invincible, if you want to successfully capture the heart of a beautiful woman, you must first figure out the way of thinking of a woman -

There is a dick, and a goddess.

Dick silk, people are poor and short-minded, and horses are thin and long-haired, but they have a brave and strong heart. and the spirit of perseverance and perseverance, and the spirit of never giving up until the goal is achieved.

Dick Si is chasing the goddess.

All kinds of chases.

The goddess was not satisfied. All sorts of dissatisfactions.

The family also disagreed.

None of them are optimistic.

But there is a person, wholeheartedly for you, dead heart to you, obviously he is so poor that he has to pick a bag of instant noodles to buy it, but even if he sells blood every day, he has to invite you to eat crabs and abalone, people's hearts are flesh and blood, even if the goddess wants to say that her heart is not moved at all, it is unlikely-

And so on.

But the kung fu was deep, the iron rod was sharpened into a needle, and finally God opened her eyes, but the goddess nodded and said that she could have a relationship.

Try.

Then just try, try, dating.

It's useless to try, the heart is sincere, the intention is sincere, but you can't eat it, if there is only one choice between love and bread-

Forget it, let's break up!

When the goddess said this, she had already pronounced the death sentence of Dick, don't ask why, because there will be ten thousand reasons waiting for you-

Do you have any money?

House, car, do you have it?

I know you love me, but I ask you, do you have money?

Wang Lao Wu said that he wanted to give it to me, the house in the fourth ring road, the eight-wheeled car, and the sixteen-carat diamond ring, what about you?

You're just going to take a can tab and fool me.

Don't tell me about struggle, struggle is a lie, don't talk to me about ideals, ideals are pavilions in the sky, the moon in the sky, my mother said, you don't even have a formal job now, you will only sit at home all day long and write your broken novels that no one cares about, in the future, in the future, what will you use to support me? What do you use to support me?

You say!

Besides, you are not handsome, you are relatively tall, only high Chinese, or from the countryside, except for a little longer hair, you don't have any advantages at all, I, I, okay I don't want to scold, you better go!

Get lost!

This is an ending, absolutely irretrievable, and it's useless to grind hard and stalk, so-

Forget it, let's break up!

This sentence was said by Diaosi.

Dick Si is not highly educated, but Dick Si's IQ and EQ are very high, just because if you don't say it, it must be a death and there is a glimmer of life, and it must be in front of you to say-

Why?

The goddess was stunned, completely thinking that she had heard it wrong, so she could only ask, what to ask?

Mind you, remember, the wisest thing to do at this time is not to speak, not to answer, not to say a word—

Turn around.

Walk.

You have 10,000 reasons and I don't have one, why?

Think for yourself.

Goddess chase.

It's useless to chase, Lang's heart is like iron, it's really like iron, silence here is better than sound, in fact, the meaning of dick silk is very clear, it's me, not worthy of you!

Of course, the goddess won't let go of the dick, she was dumped, she was kicked, how could this be possible?

Am I dreaming?

Finally, under the dim street lamp, in the bleak night breeze, the goddess saw a crystal teardrop, which quietly rolled down from the tired, helpless, melancholy, and slightly vicissitudes of life on the thin cheeks of the dick~

Oh, my God!

I can't give up, what if I don't give up? It's so painful that I can't cry!

It's a pity that it's not me, you want happiness, this is love to the extreme, so let go!

The goddess realized instantly, but it was too late, the sadness was uncontrollable, the tears were like bursting the embankment, the dick was running in tears, hiding her face, and galloping away like a wild horse on the street at midnight, at this time, a light rain fell sparsely, and the wind was choking, and at the same time, a low and sad old lover came from an unknown dark corner: "Keep my sadness to yourself~~ Your beauty will let you take away~~ From now on, there is no reason to be happy~~" and: "The drizzle with the wind and the damp dusk street~~." Wiping off the rain and looking up for no reason~~Walking alone every night~~Wandering everywhere~~How cold ~~"

Yes. Now the goddess needs an explanation.

But no.

When the goddess went through a whole night of insomnia. After 500 phone calls went unanswered. Finally came back to his senses the next morning.

So I began to reflect.

Remember, a woman's way of thinking is not necessarily a straight line, but whether it is a straight line or a curve, it will only go in one direction in a period of time -

Dumping people, and being dumped, are two completely different things, and there is an essential difference.

How is this possible?

Yes, he's a dick and doesn't have any merit. But even such a dick who has no merits actually took the initiative to break up with a goddess who is perfect in all aspects-

There is no why, there is only one reason, it is reality, forced to be helpless due to the pressure of reality.

Since then, I have reversed, and I have been thinking about it: why is it possible?

Now the thought is: why not?

Money?

What is money?

No matter what money is, how can it be compared to great love? How can it be compared to a true heart?

Let's stop talking about cars and houses. Diamond ring, Wang Lao Wu is rich. But Wang Lao Wuguang has thirty-two little wives, no one is a fool, who wants to really marry him?

Wang Lao Wu has 100 million.

The dick man only has a penny.

But even if a penny is broken in half, the dick man will raise his hands wholeheartedly and dedicate them all, what about Wang Lao Wu?

Wang Lao Wu will only take out one-tenth, and he is reluctant to give most of the penny, Wang Lao Wu is originally a miser.

Besides, Wang Lao Wu's money was all given by his father, where can he compare to the hard work and richness of the dick silk man, how can a loser be compared to a potential stock?

That's right!

He has no money, but he is talented!

He has no money, but he loves me!

He has no money, but he has ideals! He can struggle! He can earn it!

Idiot!

Don't look at me always talking about money, do you really think I'm in it for money! I'm not unaware that you're poor, and you don't want to think about why I agreed to associate with you!

It's easy to ask for priceless treasures, it's rare to have a lover, don't you understand such a simple truth?

If I'm really in it for money, why bother talking nonsense with you!

Fool!

The goddess laughed, and at the same time was moved by herself to tears, poor boy, he is inferior!

What a fool of love!

How dare you not answer my call?

Ha!

Send a text message at the moment, and make it clear that I love you!

Or add: Don't be afraid!

Or add: rest assured, everything has me, and I can't say such irresponsible and hurtful words so willfully in the future, otherwise I'm really going to be angry and never look back and never pay attention to you again, remember?

Or the other way around: since you say break up, then break up!

Hold on!

Remember, at this time, you must hold on, grit your teeth, and never respond!

If you don't respond, there will only be one result.

Oh no! Dead! I can't think of it! I'm killing myself on impulse! So it's not that I don't respond at all, but I don't receive it at all, I can't respond at all!

At the moment, the phone was attacked, and the text messages were bombarded repeatedly, and then it was determined that something was wrong!

After that, they walked around the streets, searched all over the world, posted a telephone pole on the missing person notice, reported the missing person to the police station, and traveled to every corner where the two went together, and finally confirmed that something was wrong!

There is no one alive, no corpse is dead, her voice is hoarse, her feet are worn out, and now the goddess has only one thought in her head: he is dead!

Die for me too!

It's another sleepless night.

I thought about it a lot, I blamed myself deeply, I lost my life, I fell into trouble with the city, in the end I was sorry for him, in the end I was sorry for him, in the end he was sorry for me, in the end he was sorry for me, why did God want to make me so beautiful, as a woman, this is an unforgivable sin, if everything is a mistake from the beginning, then what is the meaning of being a kind beauty in this world, in this materialistic world full of wine and wealth, how precious and rare it is to have such a pure love, and I missed it。 Missed out!

Firmament!

The heavens can guarantee it. This night, the goddess thinks about the good of Dick. Bit by bit, memories in the heart, all happiness is sweet, any dissatisfaction, any negative bad information will be directly filtered out -

What's wrong with him?

It's a question, as the other day: what's good about him?

It's one question, and it's two. Women are strong because they think in the simplest way: what's wrong with him?

As I said, there are two sides to everything, just like the advantages and disadvantages -

A person is honest and honest, diligent and thrifty: a good man, a good man, down-to-earth and obedient, and can be entrusted for life.

The same person: nest lungs, gas bag, miser, miser, steadfast but a cow, obedient is better than a dog. Get lost!

The same handsome guy: born from the heart, there is nothing to say. A handsome person has a good heart, a peerless good man!

Not necessarily.

On the contrary: if a person is handsome, his heart must be flowering, the little white face has no good eyes, the heart is a big radish, and the silver-like wax gun head!

Not necessarily.

The way a woman thinks about a problem is fundamentally different from that of a man, just like what is good about him (her) and what is wrong about him (her)?

For men, it's just a problem.

For women, these are always two issues.

Just because nothing is perfect, in a person's body advantages and disadvantages always coexist, men are rational, will look at the whole picture, think about the pros and cons, so as to make a decision.

Women are sensual, good is good, bad is bad, either all approve or deny it all -

For example, when it comes to Dick Si, the 10,000 shortcomings on the body at the previous time have already turned into 10,000 advantages at this time, and the 10,000 reasons for breaking up at the previous time have turned into 10,000 tests at this time-

Why not?

The goddess pondered all night, but could not find one, even half a reason to convince herself.

Early the next morning, the goddess finally figured it out completely.

That's when Dick Silk should appear.

said that there is a glimmer of life, it is fleeting, just because if it does not appear again, that problem will become-

Why can?

Don't talk nonsense, at this time, remember, don't buy flowers, don't buy early, of course, the mobile phone can't be brought to death-

Don't knock on the door.

Hair messy.

Two buttons were torn off the shirt buttons, the cigarette butts were extinguished, and the eyes were rubbed red.

In the hallway, standing and waiting.

When the goddess appears, whether it is in the way of the goddess or in the way of the charter wife, calm!

Don't speak!

No expressions!

Look Bravely!

Highlight two words: calm!

The sea is calm, and there are huge waves when the sky is raging, the face is calm, highlighting the turbulent undercurrent in the heart, the most beautiful and beautiful love words in the world are never expressed in words, and the red and swollen eyes go straight to the indescribable great pain in the heart-

Yes!

You......

At this time, under normal circumstances, the goddess has already collapsed, crying and making trouble, scratching and scratching, losing control of her emotions, and moving her claws like the wind~~

Where have you been? Where have you been? You won't answer your calls, you won't reply to your text messages, you know how worried people are about you, I, I, I thought, you, you, woo woo! You nasty ghost, you have no conscience, I owe me a sincere heart to you, and you still say such heartless hurtful words, you can say it! You can say it! You can say it! Break up and break up! I'll never see you again, I'll never see you again! I hate you! I hate you......

At this time, you should only treat yourself as a piece of wood, hurt, endure, scold, listen, remain still, and do not explain.

Tossed for a while, the goddess was tired, and her anger disappeared, so she burst into tears and laughed-

Does it hurt?

Fool!

Speak!

Mute!

Hey—

When the white and tender little hands caress your thin cheeks, when the gentle fingertips lift the messy hair on your forehead, pay attention, remember, persevere!

But there are 10,000 grievances, just don't say it.

You're a stubborn kid, a stubborn big boy, that's all.

There will be silence.

There is silence, there is an outbreak, and when the goddess is crazy again after the silence, and she is about to turn around and "snap!" and throw the door at the door, you can say low (but deep), weakly (but firmly), slowly—

I don't have any money, I'll earn it.

Pause.

I would die without you.

"Smack!"

At this time, there will be three situations, one is that the goddess is inside the door, and the other is that the goddess is outside the door.

There is also a kind of self-being, the goddess at the door.

Whatever the situation, whatever the reaction, turn around, go.

Slowly, reluctantly, resolutely (tragically), without looking back, you have to walk forward, and as soon as you walk to the entrance of the stairs: "Stop!"

Hold it.

It is enough to do the retrograde, and from then on you will obey your orders, and you must know that this is not the result that the goddess wants at this time, then she will not let you leave freely: "Come back!"

Get back.

"What did you just say?"

Repeat.

"If you don't have me, you're going to die? Ha! Do you think I can believe it? Do you think I can believe it? You say!

Shut up and wait, I don't need you to say.

"If you don't speak, you will die!"

A sentence, said at different times, in different places, and in different atmospheres, will have different effects: "I'm sorry—"

Back to the point: "I love you." ”

This is a vigorous love, it has passed the test of life and death, go to the fucking house, the car and the diamond ring, it turns out that the two people who really love each other are still alive and inseparable after all: "Fool, I love you too, I will die without you, do you know?"

"Poo!"

Don't say it, hurry up, you can rely on instinct to act, that, it's a must.

In the face of love, only a woman can really do it, as long as she believes that it is true love. Let go of your hand, give her the right to choose, between the fear of gaining and the fear of losing, the woman will always choose the latter, because gaining also means losing, and the fear of losing is always greater than the loss itself. Since I have made a choice, then I have no regrets, I am willing to accompany you to eat bran vegetables, because it is a choice I made myself, even if it can't last forever, then I have had it and loved it deeply.

Got it?

Of course, skills are just skills, and they must not be rigid, women's hearts, needles under the sea, no one can fish a needle out of the sea, unless she herself takes the initiative to surface, and softly: "Ahh

You see, Wuzen was stabbed again!

This is, who is thinking that my family has no Zen?

Peony is an excellent example, but even more extreme: "I'm bah!" (to be continued......