Chapter 396: It's Meat
"Ip Man, if you have the ability, keep running, I see where you can run, I want you to ...... today Grass! I'm going to kill you!"
Tornado wanted to perform a mouth cannon that was like no one else, but he couldn't say it anymore halfway through, no one paid attention to him, which made him feel that his heart had been hit by a great mental crit, go to the horse mouth cannon, he just wants to kill them now!
Just do it, the tornado roared, and the big fist of the pu fan rubbed against the air to make a sonic boom, and his goal was very clear, straight into Ye Man's chest.
Ye Man didn't think much about it, and together with the sect leader, the rich electric light and scorching sun appeared again, and the method of aggregation reappeared.
With one against two, Tornado and the Sect Master are evenly matched, but he is not panicked at all, he believes that he is the strongest and lasting one!
Ip Man and the Sect Master also understood their own situation, and their mana no longer allowed them to fight for a long time.
But they can't run, they can't spray today's tornadoes, what can they do?
What else could they do!
The sect leader struggled and hesitated for a long time, and whispered to Ip Man: "Master, I have a method that can definitely kill him, but I need to ......"
"I can't stand it, I can't stand it, I can't stand it!"
didn't wait for the sect leader to say what he wanted, Ye Man, who was almost beaten into a grandson because of his stubbornness last time, didn't think about it, and dared to face the bleak life.
Master: "......"
Things were a little unexpected, the sect leader was silent, although he wanted to say something, but after thinking about it, he still didn't say it......
How is that possible!
"Master, didn't you choose the Dan Sutra? Why didn't you try to refine the pill during this time? If there was an elixir, we would definitely not be so embarrassed!"
The sect leader couldn't help but complain a little, his combat power was one and a half times greater than that of Ip Man, and most of the pressure of fighting the tornado was on him.
But who knows, the sect leader's question stabbed the hornet's nest, and all the unknown grievances of Ip Man broke out.
"Do you think I don't want to? But I turned my family upside down, and finally found that the little assets in my family can't even afford a ginseng beard, what kind of alchemy do I take?
Master: "......"
He almost forgot that his master was a poor man, which was indeed a little inconsiderate to him.
"It turns out that you have such a big difficulty, Master, but Master, why didn't you tell me earlier??"
"Is it useful to tell you? Don't you know what you are like? I opened my pocket, although I was poor, but at least the pocket was intact. But what about you, boy? Do you have bottoms in your trouser pockets?"
The secret buried deep in his heart was shaken out by Ip Man, and the sect leader was silent, and one hand subconsciously covered his exposed trouser pocket.
At this moment, the two pairs of fists turned into a pair and a half, and the light in the tornado's eyes flashed, and suddenly the force was exerted, and the fist the size of the fan went straight to the door of Ye Man.
Ip Man and the sect leader's faces changed greatly at the same time, but it was too late to change their moves at this time, Ip Man could only forcibly withdraw his hand, crossing his fists in front of his face, and the sect leader was attacking Tornado from the flank, in a vain attempt to distract him.
The Master was successful because he did distract from the tornado.
But Ip Man was a failure, because even though Tornado was distracted by the sect leader, he still couldn't stop Tornado's fist.
The fist smashed directly into Huanglong, and Ye Man's crossed arms in front of his face only played a cushioning role, and the next moment, the fist and arms were all pasted on his face.
But fortunately, Ip Man was not traumatized much, but his nose was a little red, and the two lines of nosebleeds were particularly conspicuous.
At the same time, Ip Man was also unlucky.
Because the tornado finally broke up Ip Man's master and apprentice, how could he change places with one shot now, naturally he was in one go, catching Ip Man with a hammer.
As for the Sect Master who jumped up and down beside him, outputting his flesh to his heart's content, Tornado chose to ignore it temporarily.
This is the same as when a certain LOL fights more and less, only by catching a person with a hammer and beating him to death, it is possible to complete the feat of hitting more and less.
Fraternity for all sentient beings will only be shown to death by them.
Of course, for Ip Man and the sect leader, who are about to empty the blue stripe, Tornado said that he has no pressure to fight two or two.
As for why he simply chased Ip Man with a hammer, this involved the issue of hatred, and Ip Man had already marked the mark of killing in his heart.
Time flies, and Ip Man has changed from a handsome middle-aged man to a middle-aged man with a nosebleed, and then to a middle-aged man with a blue nose and swollen face and swollen eyes with only a slit left.
At the same time, Zhang Yongcheng, who was standing in front of the window, saw this scene, and she finally spoke.
"Ah Zhen, it's almost, it's time to shoot. ”
Zhen Hao turned around from relish, nodded reluctantly, and then kicked the super meow flower who was napping next to him.
Super Meow Big Flower opened her big eyes, stretched her waist, and then meowed around Zhen Hao's calves to sell cuteness, and after brushing up on her presence, she jumped out of the window with an arrow step.
"Ah~ little kitten!"
The youngest of Hong Zhennan's six daughters couldn't help but scream, trotted to the window, and looked for the fat figure of the super meow big flower on the windowsill.
In the field, Ip Man was once again blown away by the tornado's heavy punch, fell out more than ten feet, bounced twice on the ground, and then rolled several times before stopping.
Tornado took the opportunity to turn around and give a punch to the Sect Master, who was intermittent and barely able to have a little combat power with only the speed of returning to Blue, and successfully repelled it.
Then, without a moment's hesitation, the tornado rushed towards Ip Man, who had only a trace of blood left.
He's going to make up for it!
The ruins of the wall, the wind and the sun, the scene was a mess, a bold fat orange cat on the battlefield, all this was so beautiful in the eye of the tornado, he seemed to have smelled the fragrance of his invincibility in the world......
With a "boom", the tornado's center of gravity was unstable and fell to the ground fiercely, and the three-meter-five body plate imprinted a three-meter-five human-shaped depression on the ground.
This flat fall cast a shadow on his sunny heart, he tripped over someone!
Tornado propped his hands on the ground, jumped up from the ground, and did dozens of backflips, and finally landed safely, and then looked at the mysterious ......
A cat?
An orange cat with a fat belly?
A big orange cat that walks upright, claws on its chest, and has a fat belly?!
Tornado rubbed his eyes the size of copper bells, unable to believe what he was seeing.
Doing the same thing as him, there are many melon-eating people on the upper floor.
They seriously suspect that they are dreaming, but the large and small inlaid bricks and stones on the walls of their house are telling them that you are not dreaming!
But why are there cats without dreaming...... There will be cats that are more like people than people!
They fall into a state of doubt about life, and people with cats can't help but look at their kittens.
Only then did they realize that their kitten was lying on the window like themselves, staring at the big orange cat on the ground with adoration in their eyes.
In the battlefield, Tornado looked at Super Meow Flower with a confused face, to be precise, looking at one of Super Meow Big Flower's outstretched legs.
His outlook on life told him that he couldn't have tripped over an orange cat, but reality slapped him in the face with facts.
"Master Mao, I'm really embarrassed, I have to work hard for your old man to do it himself. ”
"Yes, yes, yes, it's really hard for you, and when this incident is over, I'm sure I'll buy you a hundred ...... A big fish honors you!"
Ip Man and the sect leader supported each other, nodding at Super Meow Dahua, their faces were full of flattery, but the flat trouser pockets made them ...... Ay.
Super Meow Big Flower rolled her eyes humanely, and instead of meowing, she stretched out a claw and beckoned behind her at Ip Man and the sect leader.
Ip Man and the sect leader nodded again and thanked each other, then supported each other, and hurriedly ran to the back of Super Meow Dahua's sense of security.
After the two of them were hidden, Super Meow spread out her fleshy cat's claws against the tornado, and then flicked her middle finger and hooked her fingers.
Its meaning is obvious, let the horse come over!
Tornado understood, he felt his personality strongly insulted, his eyes were scarlet and tyrannical, he was furious, he ...... Turned around and ran.
Judging from the moment when Super Meow Big Flower tripped him just now, this strange orange cat is definitely not weaker than him.
And cats always have to shovel officials, looking at the flattering appearance of Ip Man and his apprentices, it is obvious that they are not shovel officers.
That means that it is not the only meow behind this orange cat, and it is very likely that there is a more terrifying hidden mystery behind it.
And taking a step back, even if he guessed wrong, there was no one behind the orange cat, but when Ye Man and his apprentice Blue Bar were full, the three of them ...... The two of them besieged him together, and the possibility of him being in this corpse was almost full.
Therefore, in the face of so much uncertainty, Tornado did not hesitate to turn around and flirt, he decided to develop a wave first, and wait for the six gods to come to take revenge.
"Cut~ What, you ran away before you could do it?, are you a man?!"
"My master is right, aren't you very good? Don't run away if you have the ability, you have the ability to fight with my cat master for three rounds!"
After Shen's back, Ip Man and the sect leader did not sit cross-legged and seize the time to run the exercises to restore mana, but raised their throats and questioned the tornado from the depths of their souls.
The tornado, who ran out of the distance, secretly glanced back at the super meow big flower who didn't move, breathed a sigh of relief, and responded to Ip Man's master and apprentice in the air.
"What's so good about you two defeated generals? Don't you feel sorry to be born behind a fat, fat and deformed orange cat?
responded sharply, and did not receive a refutation from Ip Man and the sect leader, but received a ...... A pitiful and self-seeking look?
Tornado's heart was alarmed, and his eyes quickly looked at where Super Meow Dahua was standing.
Gone! That weird orange cat is gone!
A strong sense of crisis suddenly appeared from the top of his head, Tornado's scalp was numb, his face changed wildly, he didn't have time to turn back, and his arms were propped up, blocking the top of his head.
The next moment, a terrifying force came from his arms, and Tornado only felt that his arms were numb and he lost consciousness, and at the same time, his feet sank suddenly, and half of his body was hammered into the earth, becoming a true half-body into the earth.
However, all this did not stop, and Super Meow Flower clawed out again, making up for the tornado that had half of its body in the ground.
There was a loud "bang", the earthquake trembled, and the buildings trembled, and the tornado was officially super-evolved, successfully evolving from "half-cut into the soil" to "the soil is buried to the neck".
It's very uncomfortable, uncomfortable.
Tornado's brain was buzzing, and he felt like a chick to be manipulated right now.
After he came to his senses, he opened his eyes the size of copper bells, and the first thing he saw was a super meow flower squatting in front of him.
At the second glance, what I saw was Ip Man and the sect leader with a gloating look behind Super Meow Dahua.
Tornado tried to struggle to pull himself out, but to no avail, he couldn't even feel his arms and torso respond to the thoughts of his head.
His brain responsibly tells him that you've been beaten half-paralyzed by a meow...... No, it should be from the neck down.
Tornado was desperate, his big copper bell-like eyes left tears of remorse, if he was given another chance to start over, he would definitely slap to death the Ah Qiu who had bewitched him to come looking for trouble.
It's a pity that there are no ifs in life, and people always have to pay the price for their choices.
Suddenly, the tornado, who was secretly hurting himself, saw Super Meow Big Flower move, and slowly approached him with elegant cat steps.
"Don't, don't come, don't come! Please don't kill me, I don't want to die yet, I'm still young, I haven't married a wife yet, I haven't ...... yet Wait, what are you digging for? What do you want to do!"
In everyone's field of vision, Super Meow Flower walked gracefully to the tornado with a nose and tears, stared at him for a while, and then ...... In front of him, he dug out a small pit with his paws, a small pit that was not too big and not too small to be in the right place.
And after that...... With her back to Tornado, Super Meow shows off her white ass in front of him, leaving behind a foul-smelling souvenir.
Tornado's eyes widened in horror, and his mouth screamed loudly "Don't", and the next moment, the souvenir came to the world, and the strong pungent smell rushed straight to his nostrils, he couldn't even do a little struggle, and he rolled his eyes and fell directly into a coma.
In the coma, his nose was still working as hard as he could, trying to breathe oxygen to keep him alive.
Of course, when it is working, it will inevitably bring a little souvenir fragrance, which causes the tornado's face to become more and more pale.
When he was colorless and about to burp, Super Meow finally completed his last step and buried his treasure with a wave of his paws.
After finishing the work, Super Meow Dahua's eyes flashed with humanized disdain, glanced at the tornado lightly, and then used his legs to jump back to Ip Man's hut.
After witnessing the super meow flower go back, Ye Man looked at the tornado and shook his head.
"You said that if you spray, we will spray us, why are you idle and have nothing to provoke the cat master?
After that, Ye Man also used his legs hard, jumped high, and jumped back to his hut.
As for the sect leader, he also looked at the tornado and shook his head, but he didn't say anything, jumped up, and followed Ip Man's pace home.
It's just that these two people didn't notice it, every time they jumped up, every slight tremor on the ground would scatter the soil filled by the super meow big flower, and when the sect leader jumped, it became the last straw that broke the camel's back, and successfully shook out the shallow buried big treasure.
The face has just improved a little bit, and the buff bar has once again shown a poison sign, and the amount of health is steady and constantly decreasing.
At the same time, on the street next to the tube building, the family of Wang Blacksmith, who made a living by making farm tools.
Ah Qiu, who slipped away first, was kneeling respectfully in front of the blacksmith Wang who was smoking dry smoke and spitting fog.
Standing next to Blacksmith Wang was his sturdy daughter Wang Tiehua with a big belly, who was also Ah Qiu's target this time.
"Uncle Wang, I really like Tiehua, I don't care if she's pregnant, please just agree to marry him to me!"
As he spoke, Ah Qiu relied on his anti-manufacturing characteristics, raised his head and smashed it on the floor, giving the king blacksmith woman who was watching the same drums as frightened.
Wang Tiehua's heart trembled at the same time, and she was quite moved in her heart, and couldn't help but stretch out her big hand and pull Wang Blacksmith, coquettishly screamed, and called "Dad".
This pull made the blacksmith almost fall to the ground, and the fierce girl who followed closely made him shiver violently and was almost sent away.
But even so, it still can't change his love for his daughter.
Blacksmith Wang rubbed his shoulders that were faintly numb, looked at Ah Qiu with a solemn and serious face, and asked in a deep voice: "Ah Qiu, let me ask you one last time, my daughter is pregnant with a wild seed I don't know who, do you really want to marry her?"
Ah Qiu didn't answer, and continued to kowtow, the meaning is self-evident, he is very willing, don't want if you want to.
Blacksmith Wang touched his chin, looked at Ah Qiu's eyes gradually kind, smiled and nodded: "Very good, your kid's sincerity has completely moved me, and your marriage with my daughter is ...... I agreed!"
Wang Tiehua was overjoyed, she hurriedly stepped forward, lifted Ah Qiu up from the ground with a red face, and snuggled up with a happy face...... Let Aqiu snuggle in his arms.
Ah Qiu was also overjoyed, smiling from ear to ear, touching Wang Tiehua's upright belly with his big hand, and said expectantly: "Tiehua, how many months?"
Wang Tieyan smiled shyly, and his small fist hammered on Ah Qiu's chest, like thunder.
"You hate it~ Actually, I'm not pregnant, it's just meat. ”