The next time, Daoist Fang took a day off because of his diarrhea at night, which caused his legs and feet to be sore.

Lu Daochang approved, but it didn't work if he didn't approve it, and people who got up and tossed seventeen or eighteen times in one night couldn't get up from bed even if they weren't allowed leave. Everyone went to the lecture hall, and what they wanted to learn was what they should teach, and they went their own way, and the alternative backward elements were gradually relegated to the scope of being left to their own devices.

It's all the fault of gluttony! Daoist Fang was lying alone on the bed, feeling annoyed in his heart! When he came back yesterday, he was quite normal, but who knows that it didn't take long after eating, and he didn't sleep well for most of the night, and he was still flustered and short of breath, and he didn't have any strength in his body. As the saying goes, a good man can't stand up to three bubbles, it makes sense, it makes sense, you see that you are such an iron-clad hero, isn't it also down to the whole body! What's going on? What went wrong?

The good man couldn't figure it out.

God knows! Maybe it's a wild fruit or it's poisonous, it's okay to eat less, but it's not okay to eat more. Xu finished eating the fruit and drank cold water to make trouble. Xu is Taoist priest took the immortal fruit holy water, and came back to eat the grains, the two are incompatible, and they are fighting in the stomach! No matter what, let's sleep first! I didn't sleep well at night, and I came back in vain, and today the mountain people plan to stop for the time being, and I don't need to write the broken words that make people have a headache, rest, rest for a day.

A rare calm, a rare pause.

Do things to do, rest to rest.

Everyone is happy and peaceful, and the ordinary day is about to pass uneventfully.

Not necessarily.

The world is impermanent, and the ordinary will also give birth to wonderful. Right and wrong people are resting, it may not be that there will be no right and wrong here, Boss Fang has stopped, and he is not the only one who can make trouble. The debts owed have to be repaid, and if you run away after causing trouble, people will come to the door, but where there is a Taoist priest, right and wrong and jokes must be indispensable.

Enemy attack!

"Uhhh

The alarm outside the window sounded for a long time, high and low, long and short, and bleak and low, which made people's scalps tingle, and a little nervous emotion arose in their hearts out of thin air! What is it? What is it! Daoist Fang was taken aback, and hurriedly forced his sick body to climb to the window and push the window to watch.

A thing seems to be standing on a branch, with a black hair and a yellow mouth, and it is roaring to the sky!

Suddenly, he turned his neck and looked around, looking at it calmly.

It's the one, the starling bird.

After a while, like every three autumns, Daoist Fang looked at the bird in amazement, and fell into a dream for a while.

It, how did it come?

What is coming is what is coming, and there is no need to explain more. The starling bird glanced at him lightly, nodded slightly, and continued to sing movingly. Xu said yesterday that he didn't have a good performance, but at this time, the starling was very hard, and he was full of tricks for a while, and he was shocked on the spot! I could only hear: squeak, wow, wow, wow, and roar, and suddenly turned into a tiger's roar, low and muffled, and sometimes ended, and the jackal howled and came up! The sad and fierce sound was still there, and the ducks and bustards all went on the road, rattling and fighting, and the mountain wind suddenly caused a group of ghosts to cry! Whimpering and sobbing did not stop, and the half-pond toad tossed again, cooing and croaking and jumping ashore, provoking a nest of big hornets!

Crazy! Daoist Fang was dumbfounded, and forgot to greet this new friend he had just met.

I didn't think that this guy still had a hand, and I didn't see it make a fuss yesterday! This is an old bird, after many years of baptism of wind and frost, the thousands of movements in the mountains have long been known in the chest, and what is left is not just a hand, the sound of heaven and earth is in the throat! This is not very much, an amazing art industry is far more than this, as the so-called life to learn from the old, starling birds are happy, now learn and sell, when he was young, the tone is a turn, facing the dumb Fang Daoist, said a good word that he repeated countless times yesterday -

"Silly birds. ”

"What!"

"Silly birds. ”

"Whew!"

"Silly birds. ”

"Hmph, do you want to die?"

"Silly birds. ”

"Fart! You're a stupid bird, a fool, a big fool bird!"

"Silly birds, silly birds, silly birds, silly birds!"

"Fang Yin!"

Lu Lao Dao came on foot quickly, his face was pale! A stupid bird just came, and another birdman, it was generally hateful! Daoist Fang closed his mouth stupidly, don't look over. The starling didn't care that it was the old way, and he was stupid and stupid. Lu Changlian glanced at it twice, frowned and asked, "Fang Yin, where did this starling come from?"

"How do I know? I haven't seen it! It flew by itself!" Daoist Fang's eyes were innocent, and his face was full of helplessness. Lu Daochang glanced at him and said in his heart, "It's no wonder you don't know! Most likely, you have destroyed other people's nests or harmed other people's children! This has all come to the door! But you can't talk nonsense, everything must be evidenced, Lu Daochang thought for a moment, barely suppressed the anger in his heart, turned around and walked away. There were a few loud bangs, and the doors and windows of the lecture hall were tightly closed, keeping out the annoying shouts.

With a loud bang, Daoist Fang then slammed the window shut, still indignant!

"Silly Bird, Silly Bird, Silly Bird!"

Daoist Fang yawned and lay back, not ready to pay any more attention to the foolish bird. Today, the big hero is not energetic, let him go for the time being, just let it call, after all, he is just a brainless flat-haired beast, why bother to meet it in general? Ignore it, go to bed first! Starling Bird is very dissatisfied! He works hard at his own house and doesn't charge a penny, why does the audience leave the stage! Look at how beautiful this singing voice is? You see how full of emotions this is? Look at how skillful this skill is? You see how invested this emotion is! It is just a song and a harmony, both sides are happy, no one pays for it, and both ends are embarrassed!

In a fit of anger, the singer couldn't help but scream more and more vigorously, either high and low, or sharp and hoarse, learning this and that, and for a while the birds, animals, insects, and ghosts were all screaming! The Taoist priest Fang couldn't help but climb to the window and pull a crack to peek. Starling's eyes were very sharp, and he spotted him in an instant, tilted his head and said again: "Silly bird." Daoist Fang smacked violently, and was about to shout a few words, but he was afraid of summoning the birdman in the house, so he had to look at him angrily and curse in a low voice.

"Silly birds!"

"Go!"

"Silly birds. ”

"Fuck off, stay where it's cool!"

"Silly birds. ”

"Is there an end? Hmph, you want to die!"

"Silly birds. ”

"Two fools, dead pigs, stupid dogs, and living kings!"

"Silly Bird, Silly Bird, Silly Bird!"

"Idiot, stupid donkey, can you only call this sentence? stupid and stupid!"

"Fang Yin—"

There was another bang, and Daoist Fang hurriedly closed the window, retracted into the bed and pretended to sleep. Sure enough, this birdman was summoned again, and the birds could afford to provoke him, but this guy couldn't afford to be provoked! It's not good, hurry up and go to bed! Lu Daochang looked at the closed window, looked at the screaming bird, sighed, and shook his head back to the lecture hall. But the starling bird is fearless, whining and laughing, tirelessly making annoying noises.

Not to mention that Daoist Fang couldn't sleep for a while, lying on the bed and cursing secretly, while the four Xiaodao in the lecture hall also made it dizzy and upset, and he couldn't read for a while, and he wrote crookedly, and he turned his head from time to time. Seeing this, Daochang Lu couldn't help but feel annoyed, and almost wanted to rush out to pick up a stone and kill that starling with one stone! But what kind of identity did he have, how could he be as careless as this little ignorant beast?

...... It is said that Lu Changlian, the head of the Tao, rushed to the crown in anger, and in the middle of a deep shout, he picked up a stone and waved it out, and a bird fell into the dust in response, and when he was desperate, his eyes were still wide open, and he didn't know who his family died at! This time it was called that the small ways had no intention of studying, and Lu Daochang tried his best to kill the stupid birds? This is going to be passed out, don't you still laugh at the dead? Lu Daochang shook his head helplessly, and gave up this only feasible method.

The starling bird did not know the great danger hidden under the calm surface here, but still stood on the branch and screamed without knowing whether it was alive or dead, and its voice was suddenly low and high-pitched, and it was of different lengths! Scourge, scourge! Just as the so-called fire at the city gate affected the fish in the pond, the neighbors and houses also suffered at the moment, and disturbed the peace in all directions! Scourge? Who is the scourge? You are only allowed to go to the back garden of the house and take it by force, beat and scold, and don't let the family call twice! Perform? What kind of performance? Who is idle and has nothing to do to come and sing to you for free! People say, birds have bird words, and that chirping is a control of the aggressor's anger and a powerful response to someone's bad behavior!

Starling, starling, it's calling, no wonder it disturbs the world, starling only sings to one person-

Come out! Come out!

The man did not come out, and never came out again. The little perpetrator, the only one who knows, has been honestly hiding in the house, not knowing what he is doing. Of course not, Daoist Fang would never take care of the loss, and Boss Fang never knew how to write the words he was afraid of! He didn't come out, he was just sleeping, he didn't say anything but fell asleep.

Thousands of hustle and bustle are only used as lullaby, and right and wrong grievances are temporarily asleep.

After the meal, the five tiger generals held an urgent meeting to discuss how to deal with the evil birds. This is a big deal, because several people have had enough suffering, and their bad breath is still blocked in their chests! That bird, that bird, has been in the yard for a whole day! Of course, it has been endless and has been making a lot of noise for a whole day! What do you say this is called? Where is this right? Who is this recruiting? Silly bird, stupid bird, who are these words learned from? The generals glanced at each other and looked at General Zhao Zilong in unison.

General Zhao turned a blind eye to him, and looked left and right at him: "Eh, I look at this starling brother, he is a master!" The generals were stunned for a moment when they heard this, and then sighed in unison and whispered. At noon, the four of them shouted and shouted a few times, but the starling just insisted on not leaving! You drank it and scolded it, and it screamed even more happily, and if you took a clod of soil and threw it at it, it jumped up and down on the branches, jumped east and west, jumped back and forth and called again after jumping! If you can't hit it, you can't drive it away, and you can't do anything but watch the noise in the morning, which continues to be a trouble in the afternoon.

When Zhao Zilong woke up in the afternoon, he couldn't bear it, and went out alone to prepare to defeat the evil bird for 800 rounds! Who knew that it would be okay if he didn't go out, when he went out, the starling roared like he had eaten gunpowder and went crazy, and the stupid birds and stupid birds screamed again and again! General Zhao was already sick and had not recovered from his illness, and he was short of energy, and there was also a birdman who asked in his heart, and he was defeated in three or five rounds, and he scolded him back!

It's worth it!

The dignified five tiger generals and five tigers together can't fight a single bird? Even if others don't know about this mess, their own family will also lose their prestige and lose face! This is not a trivial matter, and we must come up with a good way, otherwise, otherwise, the reputation of the five tiger generals will not be guaranteed! As the saying goes, good things don't go out, but bad things spread thousands of miles, and although the starling flew away by himself in the evening, it will probably have to fly back tomorrow, and if it goes on like this, it will soon reach the ears of the good deeds.

A scandal!

Zhang Fei said angrily: "This bird goods! It's annoying that Lao Tzu can't lose it, otherwise he would have dismantled it in eight pieces!" Ma Chao snorted coldly and said: "If I know how to do light work, I will soar into the sky, capture this bird alive, and then chop it into meat filling!" Huang Zhongqi said: "Huh, do you want to make dumplings?" Guan Yu sighed and said: "It's also a dumpling, but there is too little meat!"

Yes, yes, the boss hasn't spoken yet, General Zhao, do you have any good ideas?" Zhao Zilong nodded slightly, and said slowly: "If it were me, I would pull out all the hair on its body, and then tie its mouth tightly with a rope, so that it could not call or fly, and be a real stupid bird." "You can't survive, you can't die, it's good to plan well, the boss is the boss, and the method you come up with is the most vicious! The generals nodded again and again, deeply convinced. The five generals were praising each other, and suddenly realized that their own discussions seemed to be a little off-topic. It's wonderful to be happy and revenge, but you have to catch the enemy first, and then you have to open the pot before you can light the fire, isn't this talking nonsense? No, no, no, turn back to the topic, think about it, how can you catch that bastard starling?

Supreme Heavenly Venerable -

An annoying day has passed;