33, the evil Han Zongxian
The two took the milk tea and came to the piano shop. Wu Daoan picked up the horizontal flute he was optimistic about just now and asked the clerk, "Can I try it?"
The clerk is a melancholy young man with long hair, who is lonely tuning the guitar strings, seeing the other party's flower-like face, he can't help but be in a trance for a moment after indulging his love for his friends all his life, before taking the flute, pasting the best flute film in the store, and handing it back. Wu Daoan first gently put his red lips on the flute, tried to blow a few syllables first, and after confirming the tone, the melodious and gentle flute began to drift away, which was the Aoki tune of Han Zongxianjiao. He has always liked Han Zongxian to play this tune, because it is like listening to an old nursery rhyme, a story that started a long, long time ago. Although he is not as precipitated as Han Zongxian, he also has his own heart at the moment, that is, the matter of the knot. Although he is already in the late stage of foundation building, he is still very far away from Nakedan. If you can't get married before the winter vacation, you will inevitably have to go home. Whatever is in the heart, the flute also contains a trace of melancholy. faint, but it can't be melted. Maybe everyone has a story buried in their hearts, but they just don't want to tell it.
The melodious sound of the flute actually evoked the lonely old days of the long-haired clerk. He thought of his hometown that exuded the smell of fragrant earth, remembered the little cui with long braids, and remembered that he had been wandering alone all these years, working in a small musical instrument shop, and he didn't know when he would be able to return to his hometown. He glanced at Shui Haolai beside the girl with some envy, and thought to himself that only such a tall and handsome man was worthy of such an angelic and beautiful girl.
Shui Haolai also looked at him in a bit of a trance. The girl in front of her is standing upright, her small porcelain-like white hands holding the transverse flute, her slender fingers fluttering like butterflies on the flute hole, and the lip flap exposed on the mouthpiece is bright in color, like a cherry. Her eyes were closed lightly at the moment, her long fan-like eyelashes trembled slightly, and the tune with a little sadness made Shui Haolai a little stupid, and she just wanted to immediately embrace the thin and thin beauty in front of her into her arms, listen to her narrate her thoughts, and make her happy. Although Shui Haolai has had several girlfriends, none of them made him as eager to understand as he was in front of him. Those people were just passing by him, and she was the only one who seemed to have walked into his heart.
After the song was played, Shui Haolai was still thinking about his thoughts. Wu Daoan asked him a little worriedly: "Haolai, how did I play?" After all, this was the first time he played in front of someone other than Han Zongxian, and it was inevitable that he was a little nervous and expectant.
Shui Hao looked at him, and a strange brilliance flashed in his eyes, but it was fleeting. "That's good, have you really only practiced for 2 months?" Shui Haolai's praise sounded very sincere.
Wu Daoan was also very happy to hear the praise, and asked the clerk for the price. The clerk decisively quoted the lowest price, but it was still a little expensive, and if he bought it, he would have limited living expenses this month. He was hesitating, but Shui Haolai saw his thoughts and paid the clerk directly. Wu Daoan thought about it, took out his wallet and returned part of it to him first, "I'll pay you back the rest later." The latter smiled and did not refuse.
The two returned to the car and continued to debate the issue of ants. Soon, when the car arrived at the school gate, Shui Haolai stopped the car and said with some amusement: "It's the first time I've discussed this kind of problem with a girl." Chatting with other girls is nothing more than TV dramas, makeup, life chores and the like, you are such a special girl. ”
Because I'm not a girl. Wu Daoan thought in his heart, and said, "Did you flatter girls like this before?"
Shui Haolai shook his head, looked at him quite seriously and said, "I may have said this to other girls, but it was just pure flattery. But sincerely. ”
Wu Daoan had a bad premonition, could it be that my eldest brother still had thoughts about me? He decided to take the initiative: "That, Haolai, in fact, I have a boy I like in my heart, but I don't know how to talk to him." ”
"Yo, what kind of boy is it?" Shui Hao came to be interested.
"Hmm...... He is quite tall, quite handsome, likes to read, and is very reliable in case of trouble. Wu Daoan briefly described Han Zongxian's characteristics.
Shui Haolai pondered for a moment and said, "Such a boy should be very popular with girls." But with your appearance and appearance, give him a little hint, and he will naturally take the initiative to chase you. When it comes to falling in love, it's better for girls to be passive. Or one day you take him to meet me, and I'll see his personality to give you advice. ”
Wu Daoan couldn't figure out Qing Haolai's true thoughts. Listening to the words of the eldest brother, it seems that he is just an ordinary friend, does he mean that? But there is no best, and he does not have to offend the eldest brother. The two chatted a few more words, and Wu Daoan got out of the car and returned to school. He didn't know that it was, after he walked away, Shui Haolai's face suddenly fell lonely, and he whispered to himself: "Do you have someone you like?" But it's normal for the girl to be pregnant, but I don't know which guy is so lucky to get her secret permission. Immediately, he was refreshed. "So what? After all, it's just a crush that hasn't worked out yet. Even if there are results, I don't mind loosening the soil. Such a beautiful and special girl, I Shui Haolai will not give up!"
Wu Daoan went to the warehouse of the student union to change his clothes, and as soon as he returned to the dormitory, he found that Han Zongxian was looking at him quite strangely, and he suddenly had a bad premonition. However, the other two roommates were there, and it was not easy for the two to talk directly. They soon left their dormitories and went to the school playground at night, where only a few students jogged around the track. After Han Zongxian finished talking about his plan slowly, Wu Daoan's little head immediately shook like a rattle.
"No! It's about the dignity of a man, and I will never agree to it!"
Han Zongxian raised his eyebrows and said, "Do you still want to marry Dan as soon as possible?"
"I want to think about it, but this ......"
"The cultivation of my generation of monks is to fight for their lives to the heavens and strive to seize all opportunities, and this little thing is nothing. ”
"You're saying it easy. But I'm a principled person!"
Han Zongxian pondered for a moment and sighed. "No matter what, the old man doesn't want to force you. It's just that the old man originally wanted to pass on the secret technique of double cultivation of the Hehuan Sect in the True Realm for you and me, but now it's better to take a look. ”
Wu Daoan's ears moved. "What kind of double cultivation secret technique?"
"When the old man was still a monk in the foundation building period, he rescued a monk of the Hehuan Sect who was trapped by the ban when he went to the cave to hunt for treasure one day. He thanked me for saving my life and passed on my secret skills of this sect. The old man has hundreds of double cultivation partners in his life, but they all promise the old man wholeheartedly to live and die, have you ever thought about the technical details in the meantime?"
Wu Dao's peace of mind moved, this secret technique sounded very awesome. Han Zongxian saw that he was interested and began to continue to sell. "It is rumored that this secret technique was created by the ancestor of the Hehuan Sect. This ancestor is said to be a great supernatural monk in the period of returning to the void. However, what future generations are more talking about is the romantic and interesting stories of his life. It is said that this ancestor had tens of thousands of wives and concubines, and he was on the ...... together at one time"
"I'm rubbing, is this still human?"
This is thanks to his self-created **Freedom and Leisure**. The old man had just heard the disciples of the Hehuan Sect talk about the various subtleties and wonders of this technique, and he was also very disapprehensive in his heart, thinking that it was an exaggeration. After the old man returned to the sect, he tried it for my junior, and it turned out that it was a full year before we left the cave. That taste...... ......"Han Zongxian's eyes were full of aftertaste, and Wu Daoan, who was watching it, was also itchy, secretly thinking that if he also learned this**free and easy**, then Shui Yuehan would have to beg for this and that every day in the future." But Han Zongxian's conditions are also ......
"I have to do as you say before you can teach me that secret technique?"
"That's right! There's no room for manoeuvre. ”
"Okay! I'll do it!" Wu Daoan gritted his teeth and agreed.
The monks' fair starts at seven p.m. on Sundays. At 5 o'clock in the afternoon, after Wu Daoan and Han Zongxian had dinner, they went straight to a big shopping mall. Although there were a lot of Shui Yuehan's clothes around him, Han Zongxian was not very satisfied after seeing them, and he wanted to dress up Wu Daoan with his countless eyes on women. The two came to a medium-grade storefront, Han Zongxian picked out a few clothes, and then involuntarily entered the fitting room with Wu Daoan. The clerk was dumbfounded, secretly thinking that the little lover was also a little more open.
In the fitting room, Wu Daoan glared at Han Zongxian viciously: "I'll change clothes, why are you coming in." You get me out!"
"It's all men, what's the matter. Why don't I take it off and show you?" Han Zongxian didn't care at all.
Wu Daoan and he looked at each other for a long time. In the end, he gave up. Well, they are all men, and they can't be too hypocritical and be looked down upon by him. Wu Daoan simply took off his sunglasses, mask, hat, and then his whole body clothes, leaving a pair of big pants that had accompanied him for countless days and nights, and then put on the clothes picked by Han Zongxian. This is not over, Han Zongxian actually took out a bra with a built-in water bag and handed it to him. Wu Daoan's face turned red all of a sudden, he was angry with this animal. He exclaimed, "You beast! I don't want it!"
Han Zongxian snorted coldly and said, "My generation of monks said that they were cultivating the Tao, but they were actually cultivating the mind. I can't even accept this little thing, how can I win the road?"
"This won't work! You're going too far!"
"Do you still want to get married?"
Wu Daoan had a request from him after all, and finally had to surrender to his obscenity. The clerk outside the fitting room only heard sounds such as "don't" and "no" coming from inside, and it was inevitable that his heart was full of thoughts, thinking that this young man was really open, and he actually played in the fitting room. Well, if only there were cameras in the fitting room......
In the end, Han Zongxian took out the long brown hair that he bought at some point from his backpack and buckled it on Wu Daoan's head, so he was satisfied. Wu Daoan looked up in the mirror, and couldn't take his eyes off it. The girl's innocent face in the mirror became charming against the backdrop of her long brown curly hair, a wisp of intoxicating color lingered in her clear eyes, and her cherry lips were slightly open, like strawberries waiting to be picked by others in the middle of summer. The pink knitted sweater has a cinched waist and a loose hem that frames the girl's delicate body and unwielding waist, while her already slender legs look slender against the black pantyhose and gray winter dress. The biggest difference between Wu Daoan's outfit this time and the previous one is that the chest under the knitted sweater has a curve like a small steamed bun, although it is not big, but it looks like it can be held in one hand, which is quite in line with the aesthetic standards of the poor milk pie. Han Zongxian's vision is indeed not bad, and the person in the mirror has both the innocence of a girl and the sweet temptation of a first-ripe peach.
In the past, Wu Daoan, who was next to Shui Yuehan, was dressed as pure and young, just like an immature little girl with unlimited potential, giving others more of a mood of wanting to take good care of her. The current Wu Daoan is in the area between the unripe and the fully ripe, with both the innocence and cuteness of a little girl, and the seductive and charming taste of a big girl. This feeling between innocence and maturity is the most likely to arouse male hormones. At least Wu Daoan now puts his little hand on the mirror, thinking that if he can kiss Fang Ze with the girl in the mirror, he is willing to live ten years less.
When Wu Daoan walked out of the fitting room with a red face, the clerk's eyes almost fell. Is this still the little girl who covered herself tightly just now? Oh, buy cakes, this is too beautiful, I knew that even if I fought a crime, I had to install a camera in it, and I wouldn't have to worry about masturbating materials in the future. He immediately saw Han Zongxian beside him again, thinking of the strange voice coming from the locker room just now, he couldn't help but feel all kinds of envy, jealousy and hatred, thinking that this kid is really a good fortune, and he must curse him to die as soon as possible if he can be with this kind of superb girl OOXX every day.
Leaving the clothing store, the matter was not over yet, Han Zongxian also bought a crystal lip gloss lip balm for Wu Daoan to apply, and swept him with a faint purple eyeshadow, feeling like he was about to go to auction him, dress up and sell it for a good price. The effect of such a meticulous dress is also very significant, Wu Daoan's return rate along the way is almost full, whether he is an 80-year-old man or a 7-year-old child, he can't help but peek a few times from various angles when he sees him. After these two months, Wu Daoan also adapted to the reaction of passers-by, and calmly went to the trading venue with Han Zongxian.