Chapter 32 Selling Artists

When these people watched Lei Tianluo, Lei Tianluo was also looking at them. Eight people are lined up on the left and right, on the top of the left, sitting is a sloppy Taoist priest with a beautiful maid in his arms, and behind him sits an old man with a table full of saliva, a woman who is born with a charming bone, and a pale boy. On the top right, there is a monk of wine and meat, and below is a child with braided hair, a woman with big eyes and scars, and a muscular man with a strong upper body.

General Shu had originally heard the soldier's report that the cultivator's life was suddenly abnormal, but when he saw it at this moment, it turned out to be a cripple who could not move, and he immediately became a little suspicious. But the surprise was only fleeting, and he smiled instead: "Presumably this is the thunder hero who saved the dog?"

Lei Tianluo said respectfully: "Heroes don't dare to be, the grass people are Lei Tianluo, this is my senior brother's idiot." Due to the difficulty of movement, I cannot salute the general, and I hope that the general will forgive me. ”

General Shu said: "It's okay, it's okay, come here, sit down, and serve wine and food to Lei Hero." ”

This is, the muscular strong man said: "I heard that Brother Lei blocked the sword of the chaotic army with his body, I don't know if it's true or not?"

Without waiting for Lei Tianluo to answer, Shu Zhitang had already preemptively said: "Of course it's true, what I saw with my own eyes, can it be fake?"

On the other side, the pale-faced boy shook the folding fan lightly and said, "It is said that seeing is believing, and hearing is false." But Second Young Master, do you know that even if you see it, there are a lot of untruths. ”

The muscular man said: "Yes, I don't know if the second young master has ever seen those entertainers on the street, holding a spear to his neck, allowing others to break the spear, and not hurting the artist in the slightest." Could it be that the artist is also a master?"

Shu Zhitang said: "Do you think I'm stupid enough to be coaxed by others at will?"

Brother Gongzi smiled and said: "Let's not say that the second young master is easy to be deceived, just because the second young master is still young and has not been deeply involved in the world, I am afraid that I don't know that there are too many clever deceptions in the rivers and lakes, and I will accidentally get into the way." ”

Shu Zhitang drank: "What kind of person are you, and you dare to insult Young Master Ben's shallow knowledge!"

"Presumptuous!" General Shu suddenly glared at Shu Zhitang and said, "What the two of them said is very clear, not to say how Lei Hero is, but to say that you are not successful." I didn't expect you to be so short-tempered, you can't listen to any contrary words, I really don't understand, how can I give birth to a son like you!"

Shu Zhitang was angry in his heart, and he wanted to leave the hall in an instant. But when he turned his head slightly, he caught a glimpse of Lei Tianluo looking at him intentionally or unintentionally. suppressed his anger at the moment, and forced his composure: "It's the child's mistake." ”

Brother Gongzi said to Lei Tianluo again: "It is not impossible to take the next sword in the flesh. But in the case of Your Excellency, I'm afraid it's a little difficult. ”

Lei Tianluo smiled and said, "I see that this son is pale, as if he is obsessed, he doesn't know how to restrain himself, and he is overindulgent. I don't know why Childe was able to become the general's guest?"

The muscular man over there laughed, but he stretched out his thumb and said, "Although Brother Lei is a cripple, he has a good eye. At a glance, I could see that he was weak and vulnerable. Hahaha, insightful, insightful. ”

Lei Tianluo smiled at the muscular man, but he was disdainful in his heart: It is obviously a joint suppression, and you are starting to rebel in the nest, that is, a muscular and simple-minded person.

Brother Gongzi glared at the muscular man, and then asked, "I don't know how many grades Your Excellency cultivates?"

Lei Tianluo said calmly: "No product, no stream." ”

The muscular man immediately said: "If you are really a waste of the rivers and lakes, second young master, I think you were indeed deceived by him." ”

General Shu frowned, and glared at Shu Zhitang again.

While the people were talking, servants had already brought a small table and food and drink. At this time, there were four people on each side of the main hall, and the servant hesitated for a moment, then picked the left side and sent the small table over. Brother Gongzi, who was sitting at the bottom, shook the folding fan, and a strong wind struck, knocking the servant holding the small table to the ground, and said, "There is no seat for the unpopular here." ”

The servant stood up in a panic and brought the small table to the right. The muscular man casually threw the wine glass in his hand, knocked the servant to the ground, and said, "Is it possible that a showman can sit next to me?"

The servant made amends again, and picked up the small table, at a loss, not knowing where to put it.

Lei Tianluo smiled and said: "You can put this small table by the door, the hall is too hot, I just lean against the door." ”

The servant was pardoned, and arranged the small table by the door, and served the food and drink. Lei Tianluo got down from Fu Zhi's back, and just sat down, Fu Zhi had already grabbed the chicken leg on the table and gnawed it.

Seeing the idiot's appearance, Brother Gongzi said disdainfully: "It turned out to be a fool." ”

The muscular man said: "The surname is Lei, since you are a Jianghu artist, why don't you show us some of your skills?"

Lei Tianluo has suffered a lot of white eyes and ridicule since he was a child, so he turned a deaf ear to these words. But Shu Zhitang is different, even if his father, General Shu, is not optimistic about him, he is also the second young master. Now that the person he brought was insulted, it was like a slap in the face, and he said: "I see that you are naked, but you are more like an artist." ”

General Shu seemed to really dislike this son, and as soon as he heard him speak, he immediately drank: "Shut up!"

Lei Tianluo finally knew why Shu Zhitang was in such a hurry. Having a father who doesn't like him so much, no matter who he is, will be unhappy. However, Lei Tianluo came to the General's Mansion this time for a purpose, to get close to General Shu, and let Fan Zheng go to tell him the way to save the world, if he allowed it to develop like this, I am afraid that General Shu would not treat him at all.

"Performing arts, of course you can", Lei Tianluo laughed and said, "Since you want to watch it, it's not impossible for me to perform." You also mentioned just now that there are people in the rivers and lakes who hold a spear to their throat and do not die, so I will give you a performance. But to spice things up, I have a proposal. ”

Brother Gongzi said: "What proposal?"

Lei Tianluo said: "It's better to prepare a spear with blades at both ends, I will hold one end of the throat, and then ask the palace to resist the other end, and at the same time exert force, compare the courage, and see who dodges first." ”

The muscular man laughed and said, "Boy, aren't you looking for death? It's a real knife and a real gun, but it's going to lose a small life. ”

Lei Tianluo looked around and said, "If no one dares to fight, then that's it." ”

The muscular man stood up, bowed his hand to General Shu, and said, "Then let me play with him, so that he can know that it is difficult to get into the hall of elegance in the tricks of the rivers and lakes." ”

General Shu laughed and said, "Since this is the case, then I will use one hundred taels of gold as the prize." And whoever wins, he will give it to whomever he wins. ”

Everyone in the hall looked at Lei Tianluo, only to see him pouring himself a drink, but his arms were trembling, and he must have been frightened.

Brother Gongzi said: "I was so quick that I was so frightened that I trembled all over, not to mention that my cultivation is not in the stream, and this courage is also not in the stream." Second Young Master, if you feel sorry for him, you can persuade him. ”

Shu Zhitang looked at the muscular man with the eyes of the dead man, and thought in his heart: Such a powerful sword can be blocked with the flesh, is it possible that it will lose to you? It's just that why does Lei Hero tremble? He can't be really scared, right?

Of course, everyone in the audience didn't know that this was the sequelae of Lei Tianluo's cultivation of the Vajra Technique. He was sore and couldn't bear it, so he trembled. If it were in Fanzheng's words, if ordinary people cultivated like thunder falling from the sky, they would have died of pain a long time ago. Like Lei Tianluo, who trembles in pain just by the slightest movement, he is already a genius.

In less than a moment, servants had already prepared double-edged spears and sent them to the field. Lei Tianluo wanted to let Fu Tianluo help him up, but this uncompetitive Fu idiot only cared about eating chicken legs by himself, ignoring Lei Tianluo, which caused everyone to laugh again.

Helpless, Lei Tianluo could only let Shu Zhitang help him to the center of the main hall. It doesn't matter if this help, Shu Zhitang has already begun to retreat, the big hero in his eyes is not just his hands trembling, now, there is no place on his body that is not trembling.

Brother Gongzi saw that Lei Tianluo was shaking like chaff, and sneered: "Scared like this, wait until you get on the blade, don't pee your pants." ”