Chapter 399: The Monkey Goes to Heaven Again (Asking for a Monthly Pass!)
Chapter 399: The Monkey Goes to Heaven Again
It's good to gather and disperse.
The Nether Huaguo Mountain has just staged a scene of sworn brothers departing from morality, and over there, in the heavenly court, a play is also being staged.
Life is like a play, it all depends on acting skills, nothing more than that.
But it was said that King Li Tianwang and the third prince led the generals to the Lingxiao Treasure Palace, and said: "The ministers were ordered to go out of the lower realm to ambush the demon fairy Sun Wukong. ”
The Jade Emperor's face remained unchanged, and he played with the taste: "Forgive a demon monkey how much ability he has, and he still needs to add troops?"
The third prince Nezha approached the prelude and said: "Long live the courtier's capital crimes!" The demon monkey made an iron rod, first defeated the giant spirit god, and then wounded the minister's arm. Outside the door of the cave, a flag was erected, and the words 'Monkey King' were written on it, and the Tao was to seal him for this official position, even if he was to surrender to the army; if it was not for this official, he would also be marked with the Lingxiao Treasure Palace. ”
"Oh?" the Jade Emperor was slightly surprised when he heard this, and said, "How dare this demon monkey be so arrogant! ”
While he was talking, a platinum star flashed out of the class, and he played: "That demon monkey only knows how to speak, but doesn't know the size." wanted to increase troops to fight him, but he wanted to not be able to ambush him for a while, but he worked hard again. If you don't live the kindness and give the will of An, you will teach him to be a Monkey King. It's just that he has an empty title, and there is no official position. ”
The Jade Emperor said: "How can you be called 'having an official without a lu'?"
Jin Xing said: "The name is the Monkey King, but he doesn't manage his affairs, he doesn't have anything to do with him, and he keeps it between the heavens and the earth, accepts his evil heart, so that he is not arrogant, he is peaceful, and Haiyu is clear." ”
When the Jade Emperor heard this, he nodded and said, "Yiqing played." He ordered the edict to be sent down, and he still took it with Venus.
King Li stood on top of the court. Somewhat dumbfounded.
This script is wrong, it shouldn't be that Heavenly Court dispatches the army again. Encircled and suppressed Huaguo Mountain, why did the Jade Emperor agree to the monkey's request so easily. Where is the majesty of the Jade Emperor?
You know, the monkey wants to be the demon of the "Monkey King" Great Sage, trying to be on an equal footing with the Jade Emperor, which is simply a big rebellion!
He originally wanted to play the Jade Emperor and asked to send troops to encircle and suppress again, but at this time, the Jade Emperor had already retreated from the court and went to the Jinluan Palace, so he had to suppress the thoughts in his heart and was depressed.
Nezha was thoughtful. A gleam flashed in his eyes.
At this time, Venus went out of the South Heavenly Gate until he watched outside the Huaguo Mountain Water Curtain Cave. This time is different from before, majestic, murderous, all kinds of goblins, all the same. All of them had swords and spears, swords and rods, and roared and jumped there. One sight of Venus. They all stepped forward to do it.
Jin Xing smiled and said, "Then the leaders are here! I am tired of you to report to your Great Sage Zhizhi." I am an angel sent by God, and a holy purpose is to invite him for this. ”
The demons immediately ran in to report: "There is an old man outside, he said that he is an angel from the upper realm, and he has a will to ask you." ”
Wukong heard this. Xi said: "Good come, good come! I think it's the Tai Bai Xing who came before." That time I was invited to the realm, although I was an official and unbearable. But he also walked in heaven once, and recognized the road inside and outside the gate of heaven. Here we go again. There must be good intentions. ”
Venus marched forward and entered the cave. Facing Nan stood and said: "Today, tell the Great Sage, the former is suspected of being picketed by his boss because the Great Sage is suspected of being picketed by his boss, so he hid from Gou Chentian and went to the lower realm, when there are officials in this prison who play the Jade Emperor." The Jade Emperor said: 'All official positions are managed by superiors, why is this so?'
That is, Li Tianwang led Nezha to the lower realm to fight.
I didn't know that the Great Sage had magical powers, so I was defeated, and I returned to heaven and said: 'The Great Sage set up a banner and wanted to be the Monkey King.
The generals still have to support me, it is the old man who has taken the sin for the great sage, and he is exempt from the division and brigade, and he asks the king to grant the gong.
The Jade Emperor is allowed to play, so please come. ”
When the monkey heard this, he smiled and said, "I worked hard before, and now I am loved, thank you, thank you! But I don't know if God can have this official title of Monkey King?"
Jin Xing said: "The old man is allowed to play this title, and he dares to come here." If there is any failure, just sit on the old man. ”
The monkey was overjoyed, and refused to stay for a feast, so he and Venus crossed the auspicious clouds to the south heavenly gate. Those Tianding Heavenly Generals all greeted each other and went straight into His Highness Lingxiao.
Jin Xing bowed and said: "The minister has issued an edict announcing that Sun Wukong has arrived." ”
The Jade Emperor glanced at Sun Monkey, shook his head slightly, and said, "Then Sun Wukong is here, today you will be a Monkey King, and your official character is extremely good, but you must not do anything nonsense." ”
The monkey also stopped singing upwards and thanked him.
The Jade Emperor immediately ordered the second class of the officials Zhang and Lu to set up a Monkey King Mansion on the right side of Pan Taoyuan, and set up two divisions in the house: a quiet division and a Ning Shen Division. There are immortal officials in the division, and they support them left and right.
The meaning of the Jade Emperor is very clear, to teach the monkey to be "quiet" and "concentrating", not to mess around, and to be a carefree Monkey King.
This time is different from before, the monkey is really a very human minister, with a very high status, equal to the sky, not only does not have to worry about someone disciplining him and accusing him, but also does not have to take care of things, does not need to go to court, and is free.
What a beautiful thing this is, you don't have to do things and still receive a salary, and your status is high, no different from the carefree prince in the general empire, the Jade Emperor can be said to have given enough face to the monkey, or to give enough face to the Bodhi ancestor behind the monkey!
If the monkey is at peace and can stop, then from then on, he will be able to live with the sky, be at ease, and enjoy himself without all kinds of causes and effects.
But after all, the monkey is not the master of dissipation, and it is difficult to overcome the heart ape, so it ended up being suppressed for 500 years and sent to the West for discipline.
At this time, the monkey had just sent away the Five Dou Xingjun who had accompanied him, and stood in front of his mansion to steal fun.
This time, the Jade Emperor not only ordered the construction of the extremely luxurious Monkey King Mansion, which is comparable to the Lingxiao Treasure Hall in terms of scale, but also understands the monkey's heart very well, and gives the royal wine and fresh fruit to dry the immortal things, so that the monkey can satisfy his hunger.
He was about to walk into the mansion, when he suddenly turned his eyes and said with a happy face: "Big brother is here!"
"What, it's unexpected?" A burst of laughter came, and a figure appeared in the field, it was Xuantianji.
"The eldest brother has come just in time, and the old grandson has taken the eldest brother to see my new mansion! and the wine given by the Jade Emperor!" laughed the monkey. "Today, if you don't get drunk, you won't return!" pulled the Xuantian machine and walked inside.
"......" Xuantianji said a few words to the monkey with a heart, but seeing the kindness of the monkey, he didn't want to sweep away the monkey's interest, so he nodded.
After eating and drinking, the monkey's eyebrows flew and danced about his affairs in the nether realm, what to worship the demon king, how to play, etc., and he still muttered in his mouth, the heavenly court is really troublesome, he just lives in the lower realm for a few days, and there will be heavenly soldiers and heavenly beings who will be troubled in the future, fortunately, the Jade Emperor Lao'er is still wise, and he has given himself a big official, so he can finally play to his heart's content.
Xuantianji was speechless when he heard it, the daring monkey hadn't recognized the situation yet, and didn't take the matter of escaping from heaven in his eyes, thinking that he was playing a game, but he didn't expect that generals such as Li Jing had already started the idea of eradicating the demon monkey, and Heavenly Court had also opened an early dynasty to discuss this matter!
Xuantianji didn't tell the monkey about these boring things, but just mentioned it lightly.
The monkey nodded yes, but it seemed that the left ear was in and the right ear was out, and he didn't pay attention to it, and he couldn't be idle every day, pulling the Xuantian machine to wander around in the heavenly court.
The last time I was a god general, the military affairs were busy, and the monkey didn't have time to wander around, but now that he is a Monkey King, he has enough authority, so he naturally has to take a good turn.
The monkey will meet friends everywhere to visit the palace, make friends, see Sanqing called an old word, and meet a few emperors to say His Majesty.
Taishang Laojun is always smiling, very kind, the monkey likes to talk to him the most, and he has nothing to pester.
Yuan Shi Tianzun was solemn, very imposing, cold, as if everyone owed him money, even if it was a monkey, he also felt cold in his heart, and left in a hurry after saying hello.
Lingbao Tianzun is very proud, his nose is cocked to his eyes, and he has a cyan divine sword behind his back, the sword array is unparalleled, and the achievement in the way of the sword is extremely high, and he is jealous and hateful, and his attack power is very strong.
He is not pretending to be Xuantianji, but he can say a lot to the monkey, in his original words, the monkey has a pure heart and has an appetite for him, as for Xuantianji, he is too calculating, calculating, calculating, he doesn't like it.
In addition to these most powerful powers, there are also the Nine Yao Stars, the Five Directions, the Twenty-Eight Heavens, the Four Heavenly Kings, the Twelve Yuanchen, the Five Elders of the Five Directions, the Universal Stars, the Gods of the River and the Han, and the monkeys all treat each other as brothers and call each other.
Today's eastward travel, tomorrow's westward swing, the clouds go to the clouds, and the whereabouts are uncertain.
On this day, the Jade Emperor was in the early dynasty, and Xu Jingyang's real person flashed out of the class and said: "Today, there is a Monkey King **** who has nothing to do and wanders around, making friends with all the stars in the sky, no matter how high or low, they are all called friends." I'm afraid of making trouble in the future. If you don't manage one thing with him, you won't have trouble. ”
When the Jade Emperor heard this, he immediately announced the edict.
The monkey king was overjoyed and said, "Your Majesty, what is the reward for the old grandson?"
The Jade Emperor smiled and said, "I see that you are idle, and I am a deacon with you." You have the right to take care of the peach orchard, and you will care about it sooner or later. ”
The great sage rejoiced and thanked him, and sang upwards and retreated.
Xuantianji's heart moved, and the big drama will finally be staged! )