I dare to sleep and grind my teeth on such a serious occasion as theoretical study, and I am estimated to be the first one in the special training brigade.

After the meeting, when I returned to the team, I was called by the captain and scolded for a long time, and I guess I called the complaint before I came back. I listened to thunder for more than half an hour. As soon as I returned to the dormitory, I heard the ticking of the mobile phone given to me by Mr. Yang, and as soon as I received the King Kong Cannon, the loud voice came from there. "Lao Yu, I'll help you handle your affairs. Don't worry, I'm at home now. ”

"What's the matter with me?" I was confused about what this guy was saying, I asked rhetorically.

"It's about the soldier's certificate, I'm at home, I'll bring you something good to eat when I go back," he said and hung up the phone.

What the hell is this? I don't understand. Think again. Oh~~~ This guy feels awesome after getting the mobile phone that Mr. Yang gave him, and he is estimated to show off to his family at home. But he didn't have anyone else's number, so he had to call me. It's like he's doing something for me, but it's actually this guy taking the opportunity to pretend to be a big-tailed wolf. I smiled wryly and shook my head, putting down my phone.

"Didi" just put down the phone and rang again, "Grass, this guy is pretending to be endless," I scolded and picked up the phone to see that it was not the number of the King Kong Cannon, and there were several 8s behind this number. "Hey," I pressed the answer button

"Little brother, I'm Yang Jun," a deep male voice at the end

"Yang Jun?oh, Mr. Yang, hello, what's the matter" I heard the other party's voice.

"Little brother, you are really amazing, I went to the hospital with my girlfriend this afternoon, the hospital said at the beginning that the time was too short to do an examination, and then there was no way to find someone to do a puncture, positive. You are really a god," Mr. Yang's words were full of irrepressible excitement.

I didn't understand what puncture was positive at that time, but listening to the other party's happy voice, I should have taken the woman to the hospital for a checkup, and the result was that she was pregnant. Thinking of this, I couldn't help but harden my tone a lot, "That's natural, I naturally can't be mistaken" I secretly breathed a sigh of relief, in case I don't get pregnant, we still have the mobile phone given by someone here, is this to use or not.

"Yes, yes, yes, you're right. I've been calling you since dinner, but you haven't answered. Mr. Yang said.

"Damn, pick up the fart, I guess I was grinding my teeth in the auditorium when you called," I thought.

"Mr. Yang, do you have anything else?" I don't like Mr. Yang very much. I can't tell you why.

"Little brother, I want to ask you, what do we need to pay attention to during pregnancy?" asked Mr. Yang

"I'm not a physiologist, so how do I know what you should pay attention to?" I replied, half-jokingly.

"No, little brother, didn't you say that I was rushing at some crows, I was worried about what happened to my child, so I asked you" Mr. Yang didn't know what Bi Yuewu was at all, and what he said was not the right one.

"Oh, usually do more good deeds, nothing else," I said casually. After thinking about it, he added a few more sentences: "Your ex-wife gave birth to a son for you, although he died young, but he still thinks about you, you have to give your ex-wife more money, burn more paper money for your son who died young, otherwise he will be a monster." Then there's the fact that you have to marry your girlfriend right away, but you can't have any sex until the baby is born. "I'm serious.

"What? Okay, is there anything else I need to pay attention to?" I guess my answer surprised him.

"No, Mr. Yang, I still have something to do, let's do this first" I hung up the phone in a hurry, and finally couldn't hold back my laughter. It's right to do good deeds and accumulate yin virtue, but the points I added later are purely my tricks to toss people. When I thought that Mr. Yang couldn't make love with a woman for nearly ten months, I couldn't help snickering, haha, this guy doesn't want to think about a woman's.

Because of my "outstanding" performance in the auditorium, I was cautious for a period of time in the future, and my life was very peaceful. It didn't take long for King Kong Cannon to return from his hometown. I carried more than 30 catties of air-dried sausages, and I couldn't eat most of them and gave them away, but I mixed up a good popularity.

"Old Yu, who did you learn the skill of physiognomy?" he asked, burning the fire. It's another Tuesday, and King Kong Cannon came over to gnaw bones again, and this guy learned to be obedient and came to help me light the fire in advance. I guess he was there to supervise whether I put salt or not.

"It's the book I took out of the grave, I want you to learn it, but you can only see that I have a few dustpans and a few buckets. "I took a spoon and rummaged over the bones in the pot.

"At that time, I didn't know that I could be so good at learning. Why don't you try me again and see if I can learn?" he said, grabbing my hand and placing it in front of his eyes. Squinting eyes staring.

I deliberately restrained my breath and looked at him with a smile.

In the middle of the night, "Old Yu, I saw it, colorful" This guy began to talk nonsense. At best, I'm giving off a reddish aura now, and I've deliberately hidden it. What else is this guy talking about?

"You think I'm Guanyin Bodhisattva, and I'm still colorful. I withdrew my hand and laughed.

"Old Yu, you must teach me, think about it, I will also learn it by then, let's go back out of the rivers and lakes together, and kill them without leaving a piece of armor"

I can only smile bitterly at this Humpty Dumpty's stalking. But then again, I discovered the Qi Observation Spell with him, and if I didn't teach him, it wouldn't seem like I could justify it. Later, I really couldn't help being entangled by him, so I picked some simple methods of observing qi and controlling qi and wrote them to him. Looking at his beautiful fart, I didn't forget to add a sentence "Without my consent, you must not help people look around." ”

"Don't worry, I'll listen to you," he said, riding his big golden deer and running quickly.

Speaking from the heart, I know best who the King Kong Cannon is, and what I'm most worried about is that this guy has learned a little bit of fur and is in a hurry to go out to show off.

Calm days, relaxed and cozy. It's another half a year at your fingertips.

As a result of obtaining the complete method, during this period of time, the practice of Qi Observation Technique has been a thousand miles a day, and now I can not only easily observe the qi of people, beasts, birds, and insects in the Yang World, but also the few lonely souls and wild ghosts I occasionally see at night are no longer afraid of me, they are all poor people who cannot enter reincarnation for various reasons

However, compared to Guan Qi, the progress of Qi Resisting Technique is not so fast. First, I was in awe of these methods that revealed the heavenly secrets and tampered with yin and yang, and second, my cultivation of the Qi Gathering Method was not smooth. I always feel that I can't gather enough external qi for my own use, so despite my powerful spells, I don't have enough ability to use it at the moment. You can only move a small pebble and a leaf to relieve boredom. But fortunately, I don't deliberately pursue anything. I'm not as vicious as the King Kong Cannon, I always want to re-emerge and kill others without leaving a piece of armor.

Speaking of King Kong Cannon, it is really unseemly, although this guy is not very talented, it can even be said that it is very bad. But the most important thing is that the perseverance is strong enough. After more than half a year of acupuncture and strand practice, I have gradually comprehended many methods. But fortunately, under my strict supervision, this guy hasn't caused any trouble yet.

But in the past six months, it has not been me and King Kong Cannon who have made the fastest progress. The current white wolf has not only completed all the advanced training subjects, but also demonstrated outstanding tracking ability and super endurance. So I've now removed its chain and let it roam freely, practicing its survival skills in the wild. But every three or two days, I still go up the mountain to see it and bring some dog food for it, even though it has eaten very little.

The white wolf has the advantage of never going down the mountain. And no matter how far you run, when you're tired of playing, you'll still go back to that cave to rest. It had the impression that the low, weedy cave was its home.