Sixteen Verses Stupid Kung Fu

Lin Yifei wanted to laugh a little, this crime was similar to what Zhou Zheng had deducted on his and Pi Er's heads at the beginning, but now it was deducted on Foreman Wang's head, it was really fair, and the retribution was unhappy, but he didn't have the slightest mercy for this Foreman Wang, "Wang Dawang's fat should also be reduced, and the detention center is not a place to lose weight." ”

Wu Yushen smiled, "So Wang Dawang should be grateful to you." ”

Lin Yifei said lightly: "I can't say thank you, but this matter is not a bad thing for him and for the migrant workers he hires, because Wang Dawang at least understands a little later." ”

"What do you understand?" Wu Yushen asked curiously, "Is it absolutely impossible to mess with you?"

"I'm as arrogant as you said," Lin Yifei said lightly: "They thank me because, I made them understand a truth, they are arrogant and have the ability to be arrogant, otherwise it is better to be low-key." ”

Wu Yushen laughed, "You are very low-key, but you definitely have the ability to be arrogant, you are not arrogant, judging from the records of the school and the police station, you have never caused trouble in two years, is it also because you are afraid that someone will beat you?"

Lin Yifei looked out the window, as if thinking about something, and turned his head for a long time before he turned his head and said: "I don't know the truth of the master's loneliness, do you know?" Seeing Wu Yushen's stunned expression, Lin Yifei said a little surprised: "I just think that this kind of person, this kind of skill, let me make a move is really boring, and it is not worth my shot, I am more eager to make a break with a top master, but unfortunately, I haven't encountered it so far." ”

A hint of surprise and a slight excitement flashed in Wu Yushen's eyes, "Originally, I heard that when you beat a few underworld thugs at once, I still wanted to compete with you in kung fu, but if you say so, I think I'm still exempt, because although I have two hits, it is too far behind the four words peerless master," paused for a moment, and said with a wry smile: "It's not ordinary." ”

This Lin Yifei originally made him feel very ordinary, but the more he investigated, the more he found that many things made him feel more puzzled, and it was difficult to understand everything about this Lin Yifei!

Wu Yushen was also very proud, but he actually believed everything Lin Yifei said, including the concept of this peerless master, which made him feel a little incredible.

Lin Yifei smiled, "Although you have practiced kung fu, you are far from being my opponent." He felt that he didn't have to hide anything from the Wu Yushen in front of him, and he didn't have to be too modest, because he knew that Wu Yushen knew much more about the Lin Yifei in front of him than others.

"How do you know that I have practiced kung fu?" Wu Yushen asked in surprise, still a little unconvinced by Lin Yifei's self-confidence.

"Don't forget what you said just now," Lin Yifei smiled indifferently, "Of course, this is not the main reason, because what others say may be false, you believe it, if you are deceived, you deserve it, so you have to have your own judgment!"

"Your own judgment?" Wu Yushen was a little puzzled.

"My judgment is because of your hands!" Lin Yifei glanced at his right hand holding the teacup, "You can see if you have kung fu without making a move." ”

"My hands," Wu Yushen looked down, "it doesn't seem to be any different from others." ”

"That's just because you didn't pay attention to these," Lin Yifei said lightly: "There are calluses on the fists of your five fingers, although they are not obvious, but you can still see them if you are careful." ”

Wu Yushen's face changed slightly, and he couldn't help clenching his fists, he really didn't expect that Lin Yifei, who seemed to be ordinary, would have such a keen observation.

"I really can't think of any type of work in this society that requires the use of fists," Lin Yifei smiled and picked up the teacup, took a sip, and stopped the teacup in his hand, "For example, serving tea, which is usually said to be a simple action, if you observe it carefully, you will find that you don't need to use one hand to serve the teacup, in fact, it is enough to use a few fingers!"

Wu Yushen smiled bitterly: "Don't you say that I haven't paid attention to it, as soon as you say it, I will find that this is indeed the case, but it may be because it is ordinary and simple, it is ignored by many people!"

Lin Yifei said lightly: "But if you find out that this is nothing, but when you find out that even if you drink tea all day, eight times a day, the calluses on your hands holding the teacup can only grow on the yin side of your fingers, then you can really learn something." ”

Wu Yushen suddenly realized: "Don't say drink eight times a day, I think even if you drink eight hundred times, it is impossible for the cocoon to grow to the surface of the fist." ”

"It's good that you understand, although this detail is simple and insignificant, but if you don't just look at the surface, and then be more careful, you will find a lot of truths that always happen in front of your eyes, but are ignored by you. Lin Yifei said slowly.

Wu Yushen could only nod, "When I heard the phrase 'pay attention everywhere to learn', I didn't care about it, and I can also say that I didn't understand it, and I didn't understand the true meaning of this sentence until I heard a few words from you," he smiled bitterly, "Just like Newton, he is definitely not the only one who was smashed on the head by an apple, but he was the one who discovered gravity." ”

Lin Yifei laughed, but didn't ask which Newton it was, and slowly put down the teacup, "Your current fist only appears when you hit something that is not soft for a long time, such as a sandbag, a human body, or you have protection on your hands, this is the result of your long-term hard workout, in order to give the most effective blow to the enemy when you get your hand." ”

"It's good if you say boxing," Wu Yushen shook his head and said, "There's no need to be so complicated, I can still understand this," suddenly thought of a little, and glanced at Lin Yifei's palm, "You don't seem to have this trace on your hand, what is this reason for?"

"Because I don't need to. Lin Yifei said lightly: "No matter how you look at it, although you can't say that you are the stupidest, you are also very stupid kung fu, and I practice smarter kung fu." ”

Although his tone was a little crazy, Wu Yushen was not angry, he was silent for a long time, and finally asked: "I don't know if you can show me what smart kung fu is?" He rarely convinces people, if others say this about him, he will definitely make that person regret saying this, but today I don't know how, in the face of Lin Yifei, he only has the mood to ask for advice.

"There are two kinds of martial arts," Lin Yifei didn't rush to demonstrate, but said: "I said that your kung fu is stupid, not sarcastically, but because of the kind of external skills you practice, although the actual combat is good, but it is a big loss for self-cultivation and strengthening, it is a typical method of injuring a thousand enemies and injuring yourself eight hundred." ”

Wu Yushen's face was a little pale, "Can you explain in more detail?"

"For example, this is a cup," Lin Yifei glanced around, seeing that no one noticed this, and reached out to take a cup from the tea tray, "This is also a cup, they are of similar materials, that is, if two collide, either one may break." ”

Wu Yushen nodded, and secretly said Aren't you talking nonsense?

Glancing at Wu Yushen, as if seeing through his thoughts, Lin Yifei smiled, "Of course, this is just a superficial phenomenon, if you study it carefully, you will find a lot of truths that you haven't found before, and you may also be able to use these truths for life." ”

Wu Yushen's face flushed slightly, "Please advise." ”

As soon as the words came out, Wu Yushen was a little surprised, how long had he not said this kind of tone?

"The teacup is not broken, it does not mean that there is no damage, if you observe carefully, you will find that there are small cracks on it, although it is difficult to see the first time, but a long-term and lasting impact, after all, the cracks will get bigger and bigger, and there will be a day of breaking, so one day you find that the teacup has not fallen to the ground, and it will be notched if you touch it gently, so there is no need to make a fuss. Lin Yifei said slowly.

Wu Yushen somewhat understood what Lin Yifei meant, and became silent.

Lin Yifei said: "This is the same as the reason you hit others, if you punch someone else's body, others will feel pain, but the same force will also act on your body, you don't feel pain now, on the one hand, because your sensitive parts are different, and secondly, because your fists have become harder and rougher than others after long-term training, but this is just harder, it does not mean that it is indestructible, nor does it mean that your fists will not be damaged." ”

"Indestructible?" Wu Yushen smiled bitterly: "I've seen a few stronger than me, but even they won't boast of this kind of Haikou." ”

Lin Yifei suddenly showed reverence on his face, "But I've seen it." ”

Wu Yushen asked urgently, "Where is he?"

Lin Yifei shook his head, "You will never see each other again." ”

Wu Yushen was a little frustrated, thinking that Lin Yifei refused to say it, but he didn't know that he was telling the truth!

The characters of 800 years are already dead! The characters that Lin Yifei said are the characters of 800 years ago! How could Wu Yushen see them?

"Now the meridians of the four fingers on the surface of your fist have been damaged," Lin Yifei said lightly: "This is the same as the teacup I just explained, although the cracks on the surface are subtle, but after all, there are them." ”

Wu Yushen's face really changed at this time, he knew that Lin Yifei was not talking nonsense, and this analogy method was also very clear.

Lin Yifei sighed and said: "According to your hard practice, don't say that one fights eight before the age of thirty, even if there are more than twenty strong guys, you don't have to be afraid, but after the age of thirty, you will find that you will not be so happy when you hit someone, because when you beat someone, your hand will hurt." ”

Wu Yushen held the teacup tightly with his right hand, because the knuckles were a little white, he had never thought about this, but he couldn't refute it.

"In a few more years," Lin Yifei looked at the teacup in front of him, and said lightly: "You will feel that it is okay to fight ten or eight, but if you hit more than one hand, it will only get more and more painful, and the recovery will be very slow, that is because you have not only damaged the meridians in your hands, but the long-lasting strength to fight back, although it is slight, but it is the same as the principle of water drop stones, the meridians of your whole body will also begin to be damaged." ”

Wu Yushen really had nothing to say, he knew that Lin Yifei was definitely not lying and threatening, if he didn't accept it with an open mind, it would be too late to regret it later.

"When you are in your forties," Lin Yifei said slowly: "If you don't stop this stupid method, you will find that when you are old, it is difficult to listen to you with a pair of hands, even if you raise a teacup and hold a pair of chopsticks, your martial arts are at the cost of advancing your life, so in my opinion, your kung fu," Lin Yifei paused slightly, stared at Wu Yushen and said: "It can only be called stupid stupid kung fu, don't practice!"

(To be continued)