Seeing that the emperor's face was full of excitement, Zhou Xiuchun couldn't help but ask, "Your Majesty, haven't you used this before?"

"Presumptuous!" The emperor was not in a hurry, but the eunuch Wang was in a hurry first, and scolded, "How could the emperor not use it?"

Zhou Xiuchun changed his words and asked: "Since the emperor has used it, why are you still so excited?"

"Presumptuous!" this time the fat man was anxious, "How could I have used it?"

Seeing that one of the two people had flickering eyes and the other was full of emptiness, Zhou Xiuchun pondered for a moment and suddenly figured it out.

From the perspective of social attributes, the fat man, as an emperor, of course can't admit that he can't do it, but in terms of natural attributes, the fat man is a man, has many wives, and has no auxiliary tools, and he can't do it at all. When the two conflicted, the fat man gave up his innate fact of being a man, and finally chose the social identity of the emperor, and the result was that the ministers all thought that the emperor grew up with aphrodisiacs, and the emperor, who was in urgent need of aphrodisiacs, never used aphrodisiacs.

How long has this fat man been humiliated in bed?

Zhou Xiuchun looked at the fat man's sad and angry appearance, and said a thousand words, and sighed: "Your Majesty, you have worked hard......"

"Aiqing, don't say it. The fat man gently wiped away the tears from the corners of his eyes, and then quickly changed the topic, "Since you have been made a secret agent in the Ouchi, I will give you a little task." ”

"Your Majesty, please speak. ”

The fat man said: "This morning, Zheng Shaochun, the secretary of the Ministry of Rites, did not come. This Zheng Shaochun usually likes to shoot my ass when he was in the last dynasty, and he shoots it very well, so I feel very unaccustomed to the sudden absence of him. So I asked the minister of the court, Zheng Shaochun, where he went, and someone told me that Lao Zheng was eaten by monsters, do you think it's funny?"

Zhou Xiuchun said strangely: "Is it funny?"

A gleam flashed in the fat man's eyes, and he asked rhetorically, "Isn't it funny?"

Zhou Xiuchun thought about it, and then-

"Hahahahaha......!"

"Well, Aiqing is really loyal, and even her emotions are so in sync with me. The fat man nodded with satisfaction, and said, "I am a rare Taoist monarch in a hundred years, and I am politically clear, which is well known. Lang Lang Qiankun, and with a great man like me in charge, how can there be monsters in the capital and the land, this is simply a big joke!"

Zhou Xiuchun said seriously: "The emperor is right!"

The fat man said: "The idiot who dared to say that there are monsters in the capital has been imprisoned by me, and the day after tomorrow he and Cai Shengxiang will be beheaded together." And you ......" The fat man pointed at Zhou Xiuchun, his small eyes narrowed into a line, and he said with a smile, "I want you to find out how Lord Zheng died!"

Zhou Xiuchun thought about it again and asked, "How did the emperor want Lord Zheng to die?"

The fat man paced back and forth for two steps, and said, "I hope that Lord Zheng's death will be decent and interesting, great and humane." ”

Zhou Xiuchun nodded and asked, "What does the emperor think about having a stroke right away?"

The fat man clapped his hands and said, "Yes." ”

"Then Weichen will go to the largest Qinglou in the capital to find evidence for the cause of Lord Zheng's death. ”

"Wait. The fat man smiled, snapped his fingers, and said, "Come on, bring Zero Zero's uniform." ”

Not far away, a little eunuch hurriedly ran and handed over his clothes.

Zhou Xiuchun took the clothes, lifted them up and looked at them, looked at the four words "Da Nei Secret Agent" on the chest of the clothes, and said solemnly: "Your Majesty, when you are a secret agent, is it not good to be so arrogant?"

"Wrong!" the fat man said with a serious face, "The art of war is cloudy, but the truth is false, and the truth is reality, you wear this dress to the street, so that others will feel like they are in the clouds, and others will not be able to confirm your identity, which can provide you with the best disguise." I just want to show the ministers who oppose giving you an official title in the morning, and I will give you an official title, and when they ask again tomorrow morning, I will not admit it, Zero Zero Seven, do you particularly admire my wisdom now?"

Zhou Xiuchun put on his clothes and said loudly: "The emperor's wisdom is the same as the sun and the moon, if anyone dares to doubt it, the emperor can order him to be killed, his home raided, and all his personal property confiscated, and Weichen is willing to serve the emperor!"

"Okay, I really didn't misunderstand you!" the fat man patted Zhou Xiuchun on the shoulder and encouraged, "Do a good job, I won't treat you badly." Then he took out the Dragon Tiger Pill from Eunuch Wang's hand and stuffed it into his arms.

Zhou Xiuchun looked at the fat man's back, and suddenly an important thing sounded, and shouted: "Your Majesty, how many officials am I now?"

The fat man didn't reply: "Whatever, you can have as many products as you want." ”

"Is that a good character?"

"Okay!"

As soon as the fat man's words fell, Zhou Xiuchun suddenly felt that there was an extremely awesome power in his body, and it felt as if he could scare Xiaoqian's kind of ghost to death.

Massaga...... This is the legendary overlord color domineering?...... No, damn it, this is a terrible aura! No wonder Cai Shengxiang is so fierce, it turns out that his plug-in level is so much higher than others! Sure enough, a product is a product, and it is not at all comparable to the evil aura brought by the seven-grade sesame official of the six doors.

Just when Zhou Xiuchun was immersed in the joy that he was already invincible in the world, Eunuch Wang suddenly poked his head over, with a flattering smile on his face, and called softly: "Lord Zhou." ”

Zhou Xiuchun was interrupted from the rhythm of lewdness, temporarily retracted his emotions, and asked, "What else does the prince have to order?"

Eunuch Wang whispered: "I don't know if Lord Zhou, is there any such ...... Dragon Tiger Dan?"

Zhou Xiuchun was taken aback and asked, "Princess, what do you want to do?"

"Old slave...... I want to try it too, maybe I can get back to the light......"

Zhou Xiuchun gave a thumbs up: "Princess...... I'm handicapped!"

When the sun was setting, Zhou Xiuchun wore the uniform of the Ouchi secret agent and walked out of the palace gate with his head held high. For aesthetic considerations, he also asked the Ministry of Internal Affairs for an extra hat, and the hat was pasted with the four characters of loyalty and patriotism, and the shape was quite stylish.

All the way back to the imperial city, I walked out of the imperial city, and when I raised my eyes, I saw Xiahou Ba standing outside the gate with an anxious face.

After Xiahou Ba saw Zhou Xiuchun, he first found out for a while, and then hurriedly ran up and said, "Brother Zhou, the emperor has abused you, why don't you resist?"

"Presumptuous!" Zhou Xiuchun said with full authority, "Thunder and rain and dew are all heavenly graces, have you ever been a slave?"

Xiahou Ba shook his head: "Brother Zhou, except for the eunuchs, there are no servants in my court. ”

"Really?"

"yes. ”

"Then I didn't say that. Zhou Xiuchun put his arm on Xiahou Ba's shoulders and said earnestly, "Brother Xiahou, let me tell you the truth, I am already a first-class member now, but you don't have a psychological gap, we are brothers who are born and die, and when I copy the house locked in the mountain tomorrow, I will recommend you to the emperor to be the head catcher of the six doors." ”

Xiahou Ba said happily: "Really?"

Zhou Xiuchun said: "Nonsense, I, Zhou Xiuchun, am the most honest person, and I have never learned to lie in my life." By the way, why are you waiting for me here?"

Xiahou said domineeringly: "Someone asked me to send you a message." ”

"What?"

"Cai Shengxiang said in prison that there will be a catastrophe in the capital soon, and I hope you will go and see him. ”

Zhou Xiuchun said: "Neurotic, a person who is going to be beheaded the day after tomorrow, what information can he have in prison?"

Xiahou said domineeringly: "Cai Shengxiang said that if you don't go to see him, he will escape from prison." ”

Zhou Xiuchun exclaimed: "Damn, this old boy doesn't care about the prison security system, but he still dares to threaten me?"

Xiahou said domineeringly: "He also said that he not only wants to escape from prison, and when he comes out of prison, he also wants to tell others all over the world that you are swaggering and deceiving everywhere, pretending to be a disciple of Mount Emei, and deceiving the feelings of ignorant girls." ”

Zhou Xiuchun said: "Brother Xiahou, I think Lord Cai is a pillar of the imperial court, and everything he thinks is for the sake of the country. Without further ado, I have decided to go to him now on behalf of the imperial court to comfort him, and by the way, improve his quality of life in prison!"

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