Chapter Ninety-One: Poisonous Oath
No matter what the circumstances, Erwuzai is unlikely to have a good ending. Zhou Xiuchun deeply agreed.
The group of officials in the six doors who had just gotten up from the ground and were going to have dinner saw Zhou Xiuchun go and return, and immediately all of them obediently lay back and continued to pretend to be dead.
Zhou Xiuchun was too lazy to deal with this group of idiots, and walked all the way to the front of the office of the Detective Division, and as soon as he entered the door, he heard the sound of the teacup breaking.
Xiahou Ba maintained a shocked posture, his eyes widened, and his whole body trembled.
"Brother Xiahou!" Zhou Xiuchun shouted.
Xiahou Ba's legs were weak, and he knelt down directly, the desperate expression on his face made Zhou Xiuchun feel extremely comfortable.
"Zhou ...... Lord Zhou......"
"Zhou**Zhou!" Zhou Xiuchun strode forward, raised his leg and kicked Xiahou Ba to the ground, and yelled, "You bastard who gave birth to two sons, how dare you ** me?"
Xiahou Ba seemed to react suddenly, quickly got up, and hurriedly defended: "Lord Zhou, I don't have ** you!"
Zhou Xiuchun said angrily: "Wow!**I'll forget it, it's just dark now, you dare to open your eyes and say nonsense, are you denying my IQ?"
"No, Lord Zhou. Xiahou Ba looked aggrieved, his eyes were filled with tears, and he said in a series of words, "Lord Zhou, you know my personality, I have always been loyal to my friends and devoted my heart and lungs to my boss. Usually, if anyone says that I am against the water, I will directly draw a knife and fight with him. ”
Zhou Xiuchun changed his leg and kicked Xiahou Ba over again, and said sharply: "I'll go to your mother's house, you old boy has already stabbed me in the back, do you still want to stab me in the front again?"
"Lord Zhou, I don't have it......"
"There is no such thing as your sister, is it true that in your eyes, stabbing someone to death is called stabbing someone, or is it called drawing a knife at the level of ten thousand swords returning to the sect?"
Xiahou Ba was silent.
Ning Caichen reminded: "Brother Chun, hurry up and talk about the point." ”
Zhou Xiuchun glanced at Ning Caichen, nodded, exhaled, and then took out his machete from the ring, put it on Xiahouba's neck, and said coldly: "I hate being ...... by others the most in my life."
"Brother Zhou!" Xiahou Ba saw that his head was in danger, and suddenly shouted, interrupting Zhou Xiuchun's words. He snot and tears hung down, and shouted extremely miserably: "If you think that I have ** you, then you can hack me to death, but ...... Although I, Xiahouba, am not a good person, but this kind of **conscience, **friend's thing, don't say or do it in this life, I haven't even thought about it! Brother Zhou, although we don't see each other much, I have long regarded you as a man who guides the direction of my life, and other people scold me, slander me, and wronged me, I don't care, but I can't stand you blaming me.
Brother Zhou, if you really think that I Xiahouba has done something sorry for you, and you kill me, I don't care, but I hope you can write on my tombstone the tomb of Xiahouba, the lackey of Zhou Xiuchun, after I die, I am your dog in life, and your dog in death, even if you eat me, I am still your dog. If a person's heart can't lie, how I wish I could pull out my heart and show you!"
Zhou Xiuchun was shocked.
He stared at Xiahou Ba, who was full of tears and loyalty, and was deeply shocked that a person could be shameless to such an extent.
Ning Caichen took a long breath, gently pulled Zhou Xiuchun's clothes, and said, "Brother Chun, I don't look like he's lying." And from a legal point of view, you don't have direct evidence that he betrayed you. ”
Zhou Xiuchun said: "Guorong, are you funny?"
"He's so pathetic. Ning Caichen stopped in front of Xiahou Ba and said to Zhou Xiuchun, "I have decided to be his defense lawyer." ”
"Dead open. Zhou Xiuchun grabbed Ning Caichen and threw it aside, and continued to put the big knife on Xiahou Ba's neck, Xiahou Ba hurriedly shouted: "Lord Zhou, you have no evidence!"
Zhou Xiuchun smiled slightly and said, "I didn't say I wanted to kill you." ”
Xiahouba directly hugged Zhou Xiuchun's ** and cried: "Lord Zhou, I know that you are kind-hearted. ”
"Xiahouba, did you just say that you want to show me your heart and lungs?"
Xiahou Ba raised his face, his eyes full of sincerity, "I didn't say it." ”
Zhou Xiuchun's face darkened.
Ning Caichen flew up, hugged Zhou Xiuchun's other ** and shouted: "Brother Zhou, if you kill innocents indiscriminately, our friend will have nothing to do!"
Zhou Xiuchun looked at Ning Caichen, and then at Xiahouba, muttering in his heart that he couldn't do it anyway, so he sighed and put the knife away.
Xiahou Ba and Ning Caichen both breathed a sigh of relief, but they heard Zhou Xiuchun say: "I won't kill you, but I want you to swear." ”
Xiahou Ba raised his head and said: "Lord Zhou, you just have to say, as long as you can return my innocence, you will be willing to swear any poisonous oath!"
"You swear, if you just pass me, worms will grow in your two eggs and slowly eat up your balls. ”
Zhou Xiuchun smiled evilly and looked at Xiahou Ba, whose face was blue.
Ning Caichen muttered, "What a poisonous oath ......"
Coming out of the six doors, the streets and alleys of the capital are already as lively as daytime, full of hawkers, and all kinds of laughter from the surrounding Goolan Qinglou.
Xiahou Ba's capital crime can be avoided, but the living crime cannot be escaped.
Before coming out, Zhou Xiuchun beat him up, if it wasn't for Ning Caichen to stop him, it is estimated that he could directly have a disfiguring effect.
With the money scavenged from Xiahouba in his pocket, Zhou Xiuchun was refreshed and walked straight to Xiangmanlou, the No. 1 Inn in the capital closest to the imperial city.
Now Zhou Xiuchun is completely not afraid of being exposed.
In terms of level, Cai Shengxiang is several gears behind himself, and in terms of equipment, his machete should be the first in the world.
Even Cai Shengxiang can't do anything about himself, let alone others.
Safety is guaranteed, and the mood is naturally good.
Zhou Xiuchun hummed all the way, ignoring Ning Caichen, who was chattering behind him, swaggered through the city and turned a few streets, and finally stopped in front of the golden and brilliant Xiangmanlou.
The shopkeeper in the restaurant ran out diligently and greeted the two people into the store.
Ning Caichen, who sat down and ordered a table full of dishes and had eaten Bigu Dan for several days, finally stopped chattering.
After eating a big meal beautifully, Zhou Xiuchun opened two rooms, and walked up the stairs under the gaze of the shopkeeper.
Zhou Xiuchun was tired of driving, and was startled by Cai Shengxiang again, and as soon as his head touched the pillow after returning to the room, he quickly fell asleep.
I don't know how long he slept, and suddenly a lewd voice came from his ear.
"Chest...... Big ......"
Zhou Xiuchun opened his eyes in a daze, and was so shocked that he flew up directly, kicked the thing in front of him to the wall, and shouted: "Where is the demon!?"
The half-dead guy lying on the floor said weakly: "Brother Zhou, Lord Zhou...... It's me......"
"Huh?" Zhou Xiuchun was stunned for a moment, and hurriedly lit an oil lamp.
Seeing the familiar dress, Zhou Xiuchun finally came back to his senses and said, "It turned out to be Brother Xiahou, I'm really sorry, I started too hard today, and your face was a little deformed, so I didn't recognize it just now." ”
Xiahou Ba, who was beaten into a pig's head, covered the wound, handed over a piece of clothing, and said, "Lord Zhou, this is the clothes I prepared for Mr. Ning, you can tell him to get up and go to the court." ”
Zhou Xiuchun looked out the window and wondered: "Has it been popular to go to the late dynasty recently?"
"It's time now, and it's time to go to court. Xiahou Ba whispered.
"Alas, it's not easy to be an official. Zhou Xiuchun shook his head and said strangely, "Eh, why is there only one set of clothes, what about mine?"
"I ......"
"Damn, you actually ignore my existence!" Zhou Xiuchun didn't give Xiahouba a chance to explain, and directly kicked over, seeing that Xiahouba didn't dodge or dodge, he temporarily retracted his foot.
Xiahouba silently shed two lines of tears, and said sadly: "Lord Zhou, you can ravage me, I can stand it." ”
"Forget it, there's really no way a kind-hearted person like me can disfigure someone twice in a day. Zhou Xiuchun said lightly, "You say, why don't you have my clothes?"
Xiahou said domineeringly: "Lord Zhou, what you are wearing is an official uniform, as long as you remove the four words of the big inner secret agent on your chest, you can use it." ”
Zhou Xiuchun was surprised: "It's so simple?"
Xiahou Ba nodded, "It's that simple. ”
"Okay, thank you. Zhou Xiuchun patted Xiahou Ba's shoulder, took out a golden medicine and handed it to him, "I guess the medicine I gave you should have been looted by Cai Shengxiang, you take this medicine, it is my little heart." ”
Xiahouba took it gratefully, and was about to speak, but he heard Zhou Xiuchun continue: "I'm going to tell Guorong to get up now, you still have two copper plates here, please help me buy two good sweat and blood BMWs." ”
Xiahou Ba was stunned and said, "Two copper plates?"
Zhou Xiuchun sighed and said: "How many children don't have food yet, we are officials, we must take the lead in being diligent and thrifty." Two copper plates, quite a few. (To be continued.) )