11. Infatuation never changes
The incompetent immortal is a supernatural and omnipotent, a great talent who penetrates the heavens and the earth, and is also extraordinary, approachable, so in just three or five days, he has made a little reverence for the gods as celestials, and has a blind, almost fanatical worship of it. Of course, Xiaoxiao doesn't know what kind of immortal brother this incompetent fairy brother who fell from the sky or picked it up halfway, and I don't know how the feats of flying into the sky and destroying demons and eating all directions in his mouth were fabricated out of thin air, Xiaoxiao only knew that he liked him, and he liked him very much, better than the second grandfather better than the second grandmother, and even better than the eldest uncle: "Incompetent fairy brother-"
Incompetence doesn't know, the blind old man and the white fat rich woman are the two oldest among the thirty-three killers of the True Dragon Sect, and the incompetence will not know that Xiaoxiao is also a killer, a supernumerary killer in the True Dragon Sect's underworld, ranked thirty-three, the youngest one, so it is called Xiaoxiao. Xiaoxiao has never killed anyone, Xiaoxiao doesn't dare, and he doesn't want to kill, people and ants are different after all, Xiaoxiao will only command ants to kill and kill, for the incompetent fairy brother who regards severent beings as ants and human life as grass mustard, Xiaoxiao only worships: "Incompetent fairy brother-"
Incompetent fairy brother, incompetent fairy brother, come when you open your mouth, all the time, Xiaoxiao always pesters the incompetent fairy brother to let the incompetent fairy brother tell him the story of the fairy monster, or he pulls the incompetent fairy brother to play his ant soldier ant general battle game, which makes the incompetent fairy annoyed, and he is disgusted in his heart, and he hates to strangle him! Well-behaved and obedient. Incompetent likes little things the most. Uh, I'll call you a little girl from now on!"
This is called forbearance, the incompetent immortal has a deep hatred of the sea of blood, and the only purpose of this trip is to do the right thing for heaven and kill Fang Bad Shui'er! Strictly speaking, Fang Bad Shui Er is not very bad, and the incompetent Great Immortal once called him Brother Xian to seal him as an immortal official, but. Whoever taught him to do something wrong, and it was an intolerable and unforgivable wrong, a heinous sin! This is a crime that cannot be escaped, and he cannot live for his own iniquity, and when he commits that shameless and heinous evil deed, he should think of this serious consequence: "Little boy! Go to death! Hmph!"
"Hahahaha! Incompetent Brother Fairy!" Xiao Xiao said happily: "Little little obedient, hit and burp!"
"Uh!" I couldn't eat and drink, there was no way not to drink, and after seven or eight days of incompetence and fattening, I saw that the big green-haired mule couldn't pull him anymore: "Click, click, pop!" Not only was the big mule unhappy, but also the second fox and the bee woman were not happy. The second fox is not blind, and the bee woman is even brighter, and the two old killers have discussed it many times during the ten-day trip. How to kill the incompetent immortal: "Ahem!"
"Cough!" means to start, the bee woman is really unbearable, idiocy is contagious, no matter what, Xiaoxiao can't be ruined in the hands of this idiot monk who eats and drinks: "Ahem!" or forget it, spare his life, the blind fox is also bright-eyed, knowing that his wife can't do it at all, so this arduous task has to be handed over to himself to complete: "Ahem!" The two elders sighed separately, feeling that the long road was long, and they were upset: "Little little, don't make trouble, don't make trouble-"
"Incompetent Brother Immortal, Brother Incompetent Immortal!Look at the little!Xiaoxiao will too!" Anyway, Xiaoxiao is very happy, Xiaoxiao is so happy these days, that's enough: "Uh! Uh! Hiccup!haha!"
This is all the credit of the incompetent immortals.
There is a city in front of it, and there is the famous Cheongju Castle.
Walk through a road, pass by a pavilion, the residual snow presses the dry grass, and the pavilion name is Shili Pavilion.
Right here, the carriage and horses stopped for a while.
The second grandfather held the wheel, and the second grandmother opened the door curtain, both looked at the pavilion, and saw that the past was like smoke and people.
"It's been eight years!" the second grandfather muttered, "It's been eight years!"
"yes, eight years. The second grandmother wiped the corners of her eyes: "In a flash, it's over." ”
"Hahahaha! Brother Incompetent Fairy, you guessed it!" Xiaoxiao was in the car, shouting, "The red ant has won!
"Then you don't need to say!Hmph!" Incompetent said disdainfully: "This immortal pinched his fingers, hum! As expected!"
"No killing, no killing, poor child!" In a blink of an eye, the second grandfather was already in tears: "Why are you looking for your own death, why don't you listen to me!"
"Bah, you crow's mouth, chewing the root of your tongue!" the second grandmother chirped again and again: "No killing is still there, you don't curse him!"
"Second grandfather! second grandfather!" As soon as he heard this, the second grandfather burst into tears, but Xiaoxiao threw himself into the arms of the second grandfather and hugged his neck with a cheer: "It's here! It's here! Xiaoxiao wants to eat sugar gourds, oops! Second grandfather!"
The second grandfather cried, the little one was stupid, the little one had never seen the second grandpa cry: "Second grandma!"
The second grandmother didn't cry, the second grandmother was laughing: "Xiaoxiao, you still have a little uncle, have you forgotten?"
"Isn't it a big uncle?" Xiao Xiao didn't understand, Xiao Xiao was still very young that year: "Oh, big uncle, big uncle, big uncle!" Yes, these days, Xiao Xiao has forgotten about big uncle, Xiao Xiao is not a good child: "Woo woo woo! Little is not good, not good, not good, woo woo woo-" Of course, the big uncle is Xiaoxiao's favorite, but this little uncle also hugged Xiao Xiao when he was a little small: "Bold! presumptuous!"
Someone bullied Xiaoxiao, and the incompetent Daxian didn't do it: "You! You! two old things, it's really not like words!" "The incompetent Daxian, very human, stood on the board with a protruding chest and pointed at the moment, pointing at the country: "Xiaoxiao, obedient, don't cry, come here! You, old man, drive your car! You! wife, don't laugh!" Who is to blame, the incompetent Daxian is already urgent, and he can't be sprinkled, and he has to see righteousness and courage to fight against him: "And you! Stinky mule! Pull the car well, this is against you! Ami-ah!"
Suddenly, the demon wind was everywhere, and the clouds were miserable, but when he saw the blind old man's eyes rolled and became like a fine old mouse, two fine lights shot out of his eyes! He was incapable of being shocked, and he was shocked at the moment, and saw the white fat old woman rattling, revealing two rows of sharp teeth, and licking the corners of his mouth with his red tongue, eating people, very evil! It was the anger of the heavens and the resentment of the gods and ghosts, whether it was the mule or the horse who had enough of him, the green mule suddenly snorted and slammed his nose, and immediately flipped the incompetent immortal to the ground and rolled down to the dust: "Crackling!
First the black tiger, then the green mule, the incompetent immortal was accidentally frightened, and now it was a fart and urine: "Woo――――――――――――――"
10,000 years later.
The so-called gentleman is not too late to take revenge for ten years, then it is not too late for the immortal monarch to take revenge for ten thousand years, wait until the incompetent immortal gets into the grass to clean up, curses, and secretly hates again, and then kills and rushes back: "Kill!"
"Huh?" "It's hell, incompetent and stupid.
The men, the carts, and the mules were gone.
Only the wind is Xiao Xiao, Yi Shui Han, ten miles long pavilion, and the old tree is faint: "Ahh
In the crotch, that is, pull out the cold.
In my heart, too, pull out the cold.
Why is it so familiar? Is this a dream? Is this the foot of Nanshan? Incompetent and hasn't woken up yet?
Looking around, dazed and helpless, this is an unfamiliar environment, which makes the incompetent and creepy: "Incompetent Immortal Brother - Incompetent Immortal Brother -"
Suddenly, there was a voice, sharp and long, with a crying tone: "Don't-little-help-life-ah-"
I see, so!
This is a human trafficker, abducting and selling children, no! This is a rat spirit, and the wolf grandmother, together with the mule monster to make a demon here, dangerous! This is a little want to eat a little, a little dangerous: "Xiaoxiao--not afraid! There is a fairy here, hum!" Yes, they are afraid of incompetence, and it is precisely because the incompetent Daxian has been in charge all the way that a goblin does not dare to act rashly, this is a plan! The plan to divert the tiger to leave, the incompetent immortal, wants to do that evil thing, hateful! Shameful! Kill, kill, kill, kill: "Kill―――――――――――――――――――――― ”
Now that the world has collapsed, where are the rivers and lakes?
Therefore, the incompetent immortal did not come from the roaring rivers and lakes, but to eliminate the demons and defend the way, rectify the crooked tendencies, and cleanse the impetuous world to guide the lost faith of all beings!
It's not, it's unfounded. (To be continued......)