[Recommended short films in each issue: "LeaveMe" (LeaveMe). For the sake of lost memories, I would rather live in the camera. 】

Wu Dao'an looked at it, it was the photo of him, Shui Haolai, and Gu Xiaoxuan taking a snapshot by the river, and he and Shui Haolai in the photo were like a pair of sweet lovers. Wu Daoan hurriedly explained: "That is the request of the person who took the photo, I really didn't mean to think like that." ”

"Oh, you can do whatever a stranger asks you to do? Hmph, it's just that you're intimate with other girls behind my back, and you actually seduce my cousin, you...... You're really perverted!" Shui Yuehan was rarely angry, shook off his hand, and strode towards the door. Wu Daoan stood in place with a pale face, his hands still hanging empty, and his expression was gloomy.

As a result, Shui Yuehan was stopped by several boys at the door, and one of them said: "Minister, you see that the junior girl is so pitiful, just listen to her explanation." Another interface said, "Yes." How can such a beautiful and lovely girl be a pervert? There must be some misunderstanding. ”

Obviously, Wu's pitiful appearance at the moment inspired the sympathy of these boys, and they took the initiative to help him one by one.

Shui Yuehan wanted to leave, but was stopped like this, and she was also anxious and angry. Although she is the head of the Ministry of Literature and Art, she cannot have the power to order the members of the Ministry to do things other than the work of the Ministry of Literature and Art. Wu Daoan also came back to his senses and begged again: "Yuehan, just give me a chance and listen to me explain." There's a long story to tell. ”

Shui Yuehan didn't want to pay attention to him, but when she saw his slender and weak body, big eyes full of pleading and pale face, her heart tightened for no reason, sighed, and said, "Okay, I'll listen to your explanation." Let's go out first. ”

The onlookers left the room one by one and closed the door, and there were only two people left in the huge room. Wu Daoan pondered for a moment, his fingers were a little in the air, and a brilliant heart-shaped firework bloomed with the tip of his finger as the center. Shui Yuehan sneered: "It's all this time, do you still want to use magic to please me?"

"Is it really magic?" Wu Daoan asked softly. The next moment, his body floated out of thin air, and the tables and chairs in the room also floated up one by one to choose around him. With a slight wave of his jade arm, the ceiling above his head turned into a starry sky, and bright stars dotted on it, and the next moment it slowly fell like snowflakes. Shui Yuehan opened her mouth in surprise, and her eyes flashed with brilliance: "Could it be that you are the descendant of the legendary Ancient Immortals?"

"Immortals? I don't know if there are. But there are indeed a group of people in the world who are above the world, have a long lifespan, and have great magical powers. This kind of people are collectively called monks. What I want to tell you now is how I became a monk......"

After listening to Wu Daoan's narration, Shui Yuehan came back to his senses for a long time and asked the first question: "You said that your appearance has changed greatly after cultivation, so what are you like?"

Wu Daoan uses her laptop to log in to his account in the student registration management system. Shui Yuehan looked at the photo, then at him and the puppet he had just taken out of the storage bag, and was quite surprised: "Is this person the original you? ”

Wu Daoan shrugged helplessly: "I also wonder about this." But if it's really fake, you can ask Han Zongxian. ”

Shui Yuehan thought for a while and said, "Okay, let's find a time to talk to Han Zongxian about this issue." Also, how is Gu Xiaoxuan, who escaped from marriage, doing now?"

Wu Daoan thought about this question for a long time, and felt that he must not answer truthfully: "She lives in the guest house of the school where she lives. By the way, she is working with me to earn living expenses. ”

"Working together? Hmph, are you taking the opportunity to kiss me?"

"You're really mistaken, she has always treated me as a girl......"

Shui Yuehan decided to skip this topic that annoyed her first, and asked the third question: "Then what happened to you and my cousin?

"That's really a photo shoot. Your cousin confessed to me on the spot, and of course I refused. ”

Shui Yuehan became angry at this, pointed at him and said angrily: "You are a fox, you actually seduce my cousin! Pity my cousin, who is a good young man, actually likes a man." Woo, cousin, he's so miserable......"

In this way, Shui Yuehan knew the truth of the matter, but she was still extremely dissatisfied with Wu Daoan, after all, he had been hiding such a big matter from her for so long. She said she would think about it for a few days and decide whether to forgive him.

After separating from Shui Yuehan, Wu Daoan breathed a sigh of relief. It seems that she doesn't want to break up with herself, after all, deep feelings are not broken because of one thing. Besides, Shui Yuehan herself is also the kind of girl who values feelings very much, and it is impossible to easily forget the man she has **.

Leaving the teaching building, Wu Daoan walked to the abandoned warehouse of the student union as usual, where sometimes no one went for a month, and basically became his hiding place, thanks to Shui Yuehan. He was walking halfway when he suddenly heard someone calling his name: "Wu Daoan?" He subconsciously looked back, rubbing, how is the head teacher. I knew I wouldn't look back. But since he turned back, it was tantamount to admitting his identity, and it was useless to hide anymore, so he had to walk over and call sweetly: "Hello Mr. Li!"

The head teacher carefully looked at the beautiful girl with long hair fluttering and a long skirt in front of him, and was shocked in his heart, and said secretly: This thing is really the inconspicuous little boy at the beginning of school? But why is her gender in the file I have in my hand a boy? He is upright by nature, and he asks what he wants: "Wu Daoan, are you a boy or a girl?"

It was originally a very simple question, but it was difficult for Wu Daoan to answer. Answer: Boy? Isn't that a boy dressed like this a pervert? Answer: Girl? Why does a girl live in a boy's dormitory? He hesitated for a long time, decided to kick the ball back, looked at the head teacher fixedly, and asked softly, "Teacher, what do you think?"

The head teacher felt that Wu Daoan's answer was tantamount to acquiescing in one thing. He sighed, looked at Wu Daoan with pity, and said, "Alas, you are such a beautiful girl but you insist on pretending to be a boy and live in the men's dormitory, there must be some great trouble." If you don't mind, you can talk to a teacher. ”

His elder-like kind gaze made Wu Daoan's heart move, and he secretly wondered if he should tell him all the bizarre events that happened to him since the beginning of the school year? Speaking of which, the head teacher is still good, he stayed in school directly after graduating from the doctorate, he usually gets along without a fight, and he often plays basketball with some boys in the class, like Han Zongxian who contradicted the counselor or he repeatedly persuaded him. But Wu Daoan quickly dispelled this idea, first, these things were too bizarre, and it was hard for him to believe it. The second is that Gu Xiaoxuan once warned that if it is not necessary, the affairs of monks are not allowed to be talked about with mortals at will, this is a common tacit understanding between monks, and Wu Daoan is not good to destroy at will. So he had to take out the rhetoric he had used with his two roommates.

After hearing this, the head teacher was unexpectedly resolute: "Since you have recovered your daughter's body, you shouldn't stay in the boys' dormitory! Do you know that you can't keep running away like this? I immediately reacted to the academy and dropped you into the girls' dormitory." ”

Wu Daoan is in a hurry now, why is his reaction different from that of his two roommates. He hurriedly explained: "Teacher, I'm still used to living like a boy, you can give me a while!"

"No, what should I do if something happens to you in the boys' dormitory?

Wu Daoan saw that his words couldn't move him, so he had to play the big move of the beauty. I saw that his eyes were filled with mist, his small mouth was raised high, and he pleaded with a sad expression: "Teacher, I am really in a messy mood now, and I can't make up my mind, please give me a period of time to think about it." ”

The head teacher saw that he looked so touching and pitiful, and the cruel words stopped in his mouth but couldn't say anything, and finally had to sigh and say, "Then let it be." But be careful not to drink with those boys. Well, also, if something calls me on my phone, I will definitely try my best to help you. ”

"Thank you, teacher!" Wu Daoan showed a sweet smile, which made the head teacher stunned for a moment, and said "woe water" in his heart, and separated after chatting a few words.