Sixteen Ten Dragons and Ten Tigers Powerful Pills!
It's a treasure.
Where there are people, there is popularity, and where there are many people, there is popularity. The popularity of this side of the realm has gathered day by day over the years, and it is naturally extraordinary. And where the higher the popularity, the more opportunities to make money, where there are a lot of opportunities to make money, where there are businessmen flocking to, treasures! You see that the laughing is serious, the screaming is jumping, twisting the waist and swinging the hips, and the one who cheers and scolds in his belly, and seems to disdain what he secretly promises in his heart, that is all money! That is all the God of Wealth who feeds his own family, and he has to coax him to offer it as a bodhisattva, and coax the beauty to make a lot of money!
I'm afraid you won't come, as long as you come.
Since it is a treasure land, it must be every inch of land, and everyone will come in to occupy his place even if they have their heads squeezed. At the beginning, there is a place to do business, and now it is crowded with people all around, and there is almost no place to stand on the left and right, and where to find a small seat in this treasure land? No way, it's late, if you get up before dawn and rush here, the big monk may still have some opportunities, and the territory is occupied by others at this time.
Monk Lingxiu couldn't find it.
Monk Lingxiu couldn't do business.
Monk Lingxiu had to go to the little monk again.
The little monk couldn't find it either.
The little monk wandered in the rivers and lakes.
The little monk was shocked by the scene in front of him!
It's a long story, start from the beginning.
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Being wandering in the rivers and lakes, all brothers in the four seas, entangled in the bright style, relying on your benevolence and righteousness!
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The old man Guan Haishan, who is a native of Yizhou, now borrows the precious land to fight for ugliness, and dares to ask all friends to stay and take a look! My son Guan Meng is good at hard work at foreign families, and the golden bell hood iron cloth shirt is invulnerable! The little girl Guan Ling can jiu-jitsu skillful skills, shrinking bones and standing soft ropes and flying eaves to walk on the wall! Don't listen to the old man boasting and selling himself, you are all clear-eyed people, you can know whether it is good or bad at a glance!
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Come on, come on, take a look and take a look! If you have money, you will enjoy my two copper plates, and if you have no money, you will slap your three or five slaps, not to make a friend for money, and not to get acquainted with everyone in vain! Come on, come on, you are optimistic, first have a chest stone! Come on--the beginning of the show--big man, walk-
Why are you here again if you don't want to get rich? Why don't you say that you are exhausted for money? Everyone is a person who understands, and at the moment they are all smiling and stopping to watch. It's not about how well he says it, but it's worth seeing right now. It was Guan Laohan who spoke, and he was not old when he said that he was old, and he was in his fifties, standing there straight with his waist, his face was full of red light, and his voice was loud like a young man! This old man was dressed in black trousers and white coat, neatly dressed, his eyebrows and eyes were upright and kind, and his slender eyes sometimes revealed a touch of light.
It was a shrewd and cunning light.
This is an old Jianghu, and the live field with a cover in the field can hold the scene, which is very capable of bluffing!
That Guan Meng is even more bluffing! A man like a majestic black tower, not very old but with an astonishing momentum, staring straight at it with his bare arms and big eyes, just like an angry bull! Bull, bull, tall and stout, black and shiny tendon meat! Bull, bull, ring his head and glaring angrily in all directions, as if everyone in the world has a grudge against him! I don't know where this person came from, and he stared angrily at all the spectators who came to cheer for a while, and everyone present was frightened! A little girl quickly hid her red handkerchief, for fear that he would suddenly rush over and give herself a snort......
Walking!
Guan Meng sat down on the ground angrily, angrily picked up a big stone, angrily put it on his chest and lay down upright, and finally closed his two bull's eyes angrily! Guan Laohan nodded with satisfaction, arched his hand to the audience, and walked forward slowly, without saying a word, he suddenly picked up a big hammer and smashed it down: "Ahββββββββββββββββββ"
I heard a long scream, debris splattered, and the boulder was torn apart!
Look at Guan Meng lying upright on the ground with his eyes closed, as if he was dead!
Everyone was shocked and looked around.
One person, frowning, looked at the other person, and said, "People didn't call, why are you calling from here!"
The other person looked left and right, blushed, and said, "I'm here, uh, to set the mood." β
"Cheer off, set off a hair!" The frightened audience spat and rolled their eyes, and expressed great contempt for the other person's cowardice! Everyone's hearts were pounding, their chests were tight, and they couldn't breathe! They said they weren't afraid, but they were a little scary, and you said this was an ordinary broken boulder on the chest? Look at it, look carefully, this is a square basin-sized stone, not a slate! Really hard kung fu, not the kind of stealing tricks, don't believe it? Don't believe it, you go up and try it? If you hammer it down, it will definitely break! As for what is broken.
Guan Meng stiffened the carp, jumped up and stood upright, his face was not red or panting, and he didn't seem to be so angry. Since it is real kung fu, everyone will naturally cheer, and then the audience clapped and applauded, and the cheers and whistles rang out. Guan Laohan smiled around, and said loudly: "Sacrifice ugliness, sacrifice ugliness, carving insect skills are not enough to reward, and there will be another iron spear to pierce the throat below!" β
The pear wood gun body is as thick as a chicken, [***] it has weight, and the diamond-shaped black iron gun head is sharp and sharp, and it is indeed not the kind of silver-like wax gun head in the troupe. Everyone shook it twice, touched two of them, and returned the spear to the old man, and nodded their heads in approval for a while. Guan Laohan stepped back, shook his arms and shook the gun and shouted: "Walk!" Guan Meng copied the head of the black iron gun, took a deep breath and reached his throat, and then sank his waist and let go of his hand: "Ah-"
One of them screamed and turned pale. The other man sighed and said, "Brother, you just made fun of your brother, I don't think you're much better!" The man swallowed his saliva, looked left and right, shook his head helplessly, and said, "No, I don't want to scream, and I don't know who pinched me!" Another whispered: "Silence! Look, the gun is bent!" Yes, the gun is bent, at first like a moth eyebrow, then like a waning moon, and then like a quarter moon.
The moon is half bent, so shocking! Guan Meng's strong muscles all over his body are raised, and he bends his bow arm against the gun and slowly moves forward, and he struggles to move forward with angry eyes! Guan Laohan takes root on the soles of his feet, does not retreat half a step, and only stands upright in the field with a gun in one arm, his attitude is calm. Halfway through the first quarter of the moon, there is no consummation in this life, and the pear wood gun body can no longer withstand the two forces when it is young, and finally it collapses with a click, and it is broken into two pieces and falls to the ground with two plops!
Bang Bang Bang -
What a man!
Whoa, whoa, whoa--
Experience! Experience! Today is an eye-opener!
Whew-yo-yo
The crowd applauded warmly and applauded loudly, whistled violently and praised each other, and gave a complete full house at the moment! Not afraid of not knowing the goods, afraid of comparing goods! This style of big guy has not been seen, but such a real kung fu hard kung fu is indeed rare! Everyone is a person who understands, and there are a number of real kung fu and fake tricks in their hearts, this is good! Very good! Good on top of good! Good practice, let's have another one!
Everyone was looking at the tower-like young man, shocked and admired. Guan Meng was fine, just raised his head and craned his neck to show everyone, his eyes had changed from anger to peace. Well, there is no matter, and the skin is not broken, what a domineering and hard qigong! Sure enough, he is a practitioner! Everyone is amazed and admired, and some clear-eyed people look at the inconspicuous old man Guan again and again, and his heart is not only this little majesty, but this old man is also a hidden one! You see that he walks like the wind, stands like a pine, and is also a practitioner in nine out of nine, and he is definitely not a good stubble!
The show is wonderful, the more the audience gathers, the more they rush over to join in the fun, the gossip asks again and again, and the enthusiastic audience present is still elated, and they still talk and compare, seeing that this place has become popular. The owner of the field has been performing for many years, and he knows that the fire is almost coming, and the hot meal is about to come out of the pot! I can't be in a hurry, I don't have to worry, I have to add another handful of firewood, and the next program will be even more exciting!
- The Golden Hammer Pierces the Top!
Guan Laohan picked up two copper hammers one by one, knocked each other several times, and shouted: "Everyone, everyone, and listen to the old man's words-" There was a silence in all directions, and he exhaled his breath: "You are optimistic, this hammer has a famous hall, called the drum urn golden hammer! This hammer was made by Li Yuanba, the king of Zhao in the Sui and Tang dynasties, and at that time he killed the enemy and killed countless invincible generals, and it can be described as a divine weapon! Knock! Knock! This divine hammer was passed down by Guan Mou's ancestors, and it has been passed down to the ninety-nine eighty-first generation, and now it is said that you have a blessing for your eyes--"
Before he finished speaking, everyone was already laughing, and tears of joy flowed out of their eyes! This one said: "Old man, you are blowing too evilly, can such a treasure fall into your hands? Divine weapon treasure? Hahahaha!" The laugh: "Old man, your hammer is not as big as a watermelon, I think it is better to change it to a golden gourd to beat the drum hammer, it must sound very good when the drum is beaten!" This sarcasm: "I said that the surname is Guan, why is your heirloom treasure not the Qinglong Yanyue knife? There and there, it is the long-handled machete on the shelf!" Tut-tut, ninety-nine-eighty-one, it's really a big treasure! Why don't you sell it to me, don't you think I'll have a big son?"
"I'll give you two!"
An eldest son turned around and said angrily: "I said brother, everyone is saying, why can't you get along with me!" The two eldest sons snorted: "Who told you to laugh at me just now, I said, you asked for it!" A big son was stunned and frowned: "Do you still remember the things of eight lifetimes ago? You are so careful, didn't you laugh at me before? I just didn't take it to heart!" After all, no one takes it seriously, let alone Zhen'er, because everyone knows that this nonsense Guan Lao Han is also joking with everyone.
Guan Laohan said with a smile: "Everyone! Everyone! The old man is joking, not much gossip, and look at this Li Yuanba's invincible golden hammer, which cannot be broken by the iron head and hard qigong of our big fierce son!" Guan Meng strode forward and sank his waist to tie his luck. The audience held their breath, everyone waited and watched, their faces nervous, frightened, and excited! Knock! Knock! Knock! The sledgehammer did not fall, it was a big jump in the heart! The golden hammer ran through the top, to put it bluntly, it was to smash the head with a hammer, and it had to be smashed hard! Isn't this a joke? If the hammer falls like this, the stone will be broken, and the head, thinking about it, is a little hanging, afraid, afraid, and watching!
Guan Meng raised his eyebrows and stood up with his eyes running through the top door, and suddenly roared: "Hey!" Where the sound fell, the sledgehammer suddenly fell on the top of his head with the sound of the wind! Knock! Before the sound fell, another hammer followed and suddenly fell heavily! Knock! Hard, hard, real, a dozen and a handful without any tricks, but so shocking! The four sides were quiet and quiet, everyone's scalps were numb, their eyes were wide and stunned, and they forgot to applaud for a while, forgot to applaud, forgot to be shocked.
For him to be strong, for him to be fierce, for him to be hard, for him to be true!
Guan Laohan smiled and nodded, and shouted in his mouth: "Good things come in pairs, good things are better, two more hammers, and you will get rich in all seasons!" Guan Meng's eyes were round and his face remained unchanged, and he seemed to be unconscious, and he seemed to be very comfortable, and he actually returned his teeth and laughed twice! Okay! Authentic! The sound of slapping and applause shook the sky, and the screams and whistles went straight into the sky, and everyone feasted their eyes and smiled, everyone was satisfied and shook their heads, and some people sighed and put their hands into their pockets.
is an expert, and the one who watches is also an expert, when to pay money and when to be a reward, everyone has a number in their hearts. People have shown you several hands here, and if you don't reward it, you can't say it, this is a real skill, a real trick to take out, then you should be rewarded, no one cares about those idle money: "Dong! Dong! Two golden hammers, six six Shun, raise your noble hand, Wishing you prosperityββ"
When the copper hammer is on the shelf, it is sprinkled with copper plates.
That's it, the audience is informed, interesting and considerate, and it will be delivered without waiting for you to open your mouth to reward money. Otherwise, when you speak, there is no face for those who have no money to give, no face for those who have money and no money for giving, and no face for those who want to give money and are not willing to give it openly, he will not give you your dead face and insist on going or you will come without face and no face, it is originally a matter of your love and my will, which makes the big guys lose face, which is not good. It's really not good.
Of course, there are still wonderful programs below, and another little girl who will be a trick has not yet appeared.
The show is wonderful, genuine, the appetite of the big guy has been hung up, and after giving the money, he is ready to look down, look at the little girl who is standing in the scene with her head down and silent, the little girl is silent and lowers her head and shyly makes people see the itch in their hearts!
For a while, the big fierce man happily went around to pick up the copper plate, Guan Laohan smiled and thanked him again and again, and took out a wooden box under the low table in front of the shelf, put his hands solemnly on the wooden table, and then looked in all directions and shouted: "Fellow villagers, fathers and elders, brothers and sisters, the old man is really grateful to everyone for being so supportive! I can't thank you, I hereby give you the ancestral elixir! This pill is made of the blood of Jiao, the bones of the tiger, and countless rare herbs.
Stop! Stop!
There was a great chaos, and everyone shouted and coaxed, or drank or scolded, or laughed or spitted, or ridiculed, or sneered! Ming people don't talk in secret, why bother to beat around the bush! Ancestral elixir? Jiao blood tiger bones? Heaven and earth treasures? To whom? Old man, old man, don't be joking, if you want to cheat money, just say it clearly, and the wild medicine is not a way you sell like this! The place is hateful! A good trick is not a good trick, but a vain head and brainless moth! Is this called unprofessional, do you know? Is this called not being in the stream? If you go on like this, you're going to ruin your job, you know?
The eyes of the masses are bright, and the big guys are all people who have seen the world, of course they will not be deceived, and let Guan Laohan play his tricks. In addition, he didn't want to give him face, he couldn't see it if he wanted to watch a good show, and he didn't get good results with good intentions, not to mention that he clearly understood that he was trying to make people confused, and this already involved the problem of IQ and judgment ability! The self-esteem of the people was hurt to varying degrees, and they immediately shook their heads and sighed to express their dissatisfaction, and they criticized them with righteous words, and some people even scolded and looked at each other angrily! For a while, the crowd was surging and angry, and the scene was already in chaos.
"Ten Dragons, Ten Tigers, Powerful Pills!";