"Today, Wang Qi learned the technique of piercing through the wall. ”

The young man in the Taoist robe refined the last piece of dark iron in his hand, and muttered, "No, that's not what Pu Songling wrote." ”

Laoding Giant Peak, Immortal Wonderful, shrouded in the sea of clouds in the Shangqing Palace, but there was a burst of "jingling" sounds, knocking this beautiful scenery like the realm in the painting, to pieces.

"What is he doing?" Next to the young man in the Taoist robe, a man who was buried in paper-cutting exchanged words with the junior disciples beside him.

His junior brother looked at his brother's mouth in a daze, and it took him a long time to understand, and he waved his hand incomprehensibly. Just kidding, I have only been on Laoshan for more than a month, where can I comprehend the unfathomable profundity of the senior brothers?

"Wang Qi. ”

The old Taoist chief sitting on the chair of the Taishi in the hall had an expressionless face, and began to read the name from the end in the order of receiving the disciples with his eyes half-closed.

"Yes, master!" Wang Qi, who was still eye-to-eye with his senior brother, hurriedly walked out of the crowd, and the desk in front of him was empty, without any preparations.

"Today is the big exam at the end of the year, although you are a disciple who has just come up the mountain, you must also behave well!" As usual, the old Taoist chief opened his mouth to encourage a few words, and then asked: "The spell in your annual exam is the wall piercing technique?"

Wang Qi nodded obediently, and secretly said in his heart, has this old thing taught himself other spells in addition to the wall-piercing technique for more than a month in Laoshan Mountain?

Of course, he couldn't say that, Wang Qi bowed and walked to the open space in the Shangqing Palace: "It is common for the master to go wherever he goes, and the walls can't stop it, and I can be satisfied if I can learn this spell." ”

Reciting the mantra silently in his mouth, he gritted his teeth at the wall of the Taiqing Palace and rushed over.

"Wait!" Just when Wang Qi's head was about to collide with the palace wall, the old Taoist suddenly stopped Wang Qi's movements, and waved his sleeves: "I forgot for the teacher, the walls in this palace have been forbidden, and I am afraid that you will not be able to crack it with your cultivation." ”

Wang Qi was afraid in his heart, if he bumped into it head-on

This time he didn't dare to run again, so he slowly paced to the wall, recited the mantra, and stuck his head over, and sure enough, it was empty, as if the wall didn't exist. When he opened his eyes again, Wang Qi found that he was already standing outside the door of the Shangqing Palace.

"Piercing through the wall, skillful in use. The old Taoist's eyes were still half-open and half-closed, and he said casually.

"Good spell!" the young man in the Dao robe brightened his eyes and applauded.

If this spell is used in the right place, there are not many people in the world who can trap themselves in their own cells. His eyes swirled around the old Taoist's body, thinking about how he hadn't noticed in the past, the old Taoist had always looked like he couldn't wake up.

Half-closed, but when I was wandering around the mountains, I really hadn't seen a head hit a wall.

After a few more junior disciples, the old Taoist elder called out the Taoist name of the young man in the Taoist robe: "Wukong, you come out." ”

"Lao Tzu is not a monkey. Wukong, a young man in a Taoist robe, burst into tears in his heart and walked out from behind the desk.

Crown, vibrate, step, go forward.

Wukong maintained his appearance, but under the gaze of all the juniors and disciples, he couldn't lose the prestige of the chief disciple of the Laoshan faction. At this moment, he was not fighting alone, Ling Hu Chong, Yue Buqun, and Zuo Lengchan stood behind him across the space-time plane.

The old Taoist summoned Wukong out, waiting for him to report the spell for the annual exam. But unexpectedly, before Goku could speak, the juniors and disciples standing on both sides swarmed up and drowned him.

"Senior brother, what is this?" asked a junior brother curiously.

The two Xuantie dolls placed in Wukong's hands are exquisitely made, one male and one female are both beautiful in appearance and outstanding in figure.

Wukong smirked, "Xuantie Doll." ”

"Can you fight Luohan Boxing?" a voice next to him asked.

Goku shook his head: "No. ”

"Then this doll can recite the Tao Te Ching?"

"No, you can't. ”

"Or, Senior Brother can let these two dolls help you fight and fight the bad guys?"

There are three black lines on Wukong's head, and after following him for so many years, these juniors and disciples are still so simple and cute.

"It's really rare, it's rare. After a second of silence in his heart for the future of the Laoshan faction, Wukong put his fingers together, and a magic trick hit the two Xuantie dolls. The two dolls suddenly moved and danced with great gestures.

All the junior disciples didn't ask any more questions, they all stared at the Xuantie doll who was in Wukong's hands, and began to do fornication after dancing.

After the old Taoist secretly wiped away the nosebleed for the third time, the spiritual power of Wukong's magic technique was exhausted, and the two Xuantie dolls were still tightly entangled. It can be seen that all the Taoist priests in the hall are red-faced, but they are all unwilling to leave.

Or there are a few senior brothers who have been on the mountain for a long time, looking at the Xuantie doll with their eyes, eager to play another trick instead of Wukong.

"Ahem. The old Taoist elder coughed vigorously twice, frightening all the junior disciples to remember that this was still in the Shangqing Palace.

Standing in front of his desk at a flying speed, several young junior disciples also tightened their robes to block their lower bodies.

The old Taoist leader's nose was about to be twisted by himself, and he held his breath and said angrily: "Wukong, this is what you have gained from cultivating here for the teacher!"

Wukong saw that the old Taoist was angry, and his heart was broken, and he quickly leaned over and bowed his head, and said, "Exactly." ”

Seeing that Wukong still dared to talk back, the old Taoist looked left and right with angry eyes, and the dust in his hand was raised and put down, and he couldn't fight it. Still feeling sorry for the disciple, the old Taoist said: "Tell me, what experience have you had over the years to let you show off your skills in the Shangqing Palace?"

Wukong replied: "I was taken to the mountain by my master since I was a child, and I built my own reading micro grass hall behind the mountain. Over the years, I have always been grateful to the master for his great virtue, and he usually practiced the magic powers of the master and did not dare to be lazy, and when he had nothing to do, he would also recite a few volumes of Huang Ting to pass the time. ”

The old Taoist heard what Wukong said, so he calmed down a little, nodded and said: "You are born without a father and a mother, I saw the thunder and thunder in the back mountain that year, and you were only accepted as the first disciple by the son of heaven." ”

Saying that, thinking of today's embarrassment, the old Taoist chief had a slight luck in his heart and suppressed the heat in his lower abdomen. Then he said angrily: "Who would have thought that you would do such a thing in the Shangqing Palace!"

Wukong has grown up with the old Taoist since he was a child, and when he saw his anger gradually extinguishing, he blinked his eyes: "Then you can not do it in the Shangqing Palace?"

The old Taoist elder was also charming in his heart, and said silently: "Inside Laoshan Mountain, don't let the teacher see you again in the future!"

That is to say, if you are outside Laoshan Mountain, the old Taoist chief will not care, and even if you are inside Laoshan Mountain, as long as you don't show it to the old Taoist chief, you will be fine.

Out of sight, out of mind.

The old Taoist chief was curious again: "You have followed me on the mountain for many years, where do you have so many dirty thoughts?"

Wukong thought to himself: "Can Lao Tzu tell you that Lao Tzu's previous life was a mixed society, and if he didn't pay attention to cutting people on a rainy day and being struck by thunder, he crossed over?" ”

The old Taoist saw that his face turned purple, and he was angry: "I taught you spells, taught you the principles of life, how could I have taught you these things!"

Wukong often thinks that there are even Laoshan Taoist priests in this world, I don't know if there is still "Zixia Divine Skill"? Every time he sees the old Taoist's face change color, Wukong's heart is tickled, but he doesn't dare to ask.

He just lowered his head and said, "The master gave me the number of the Tao and what I taught." ”

In the Laoshan faction, not just casual disciples have a Taoist number, and after going up the mountain, they have to chop wood and make a fire for half a year, and then endorse alchemy for half a year. After a year of living in the fire house, the senior brother will take the exam for the school, and after passing the test, he will be accepted as a disciple by the old Taoist.

Wukong is also wondering that Wang Qi has been on Laoshan for less than half a year, and he is actually qualified to be among the disciples who have entered the house.

Could it be that Pu Songling is shaking a little Lao Tzu?

However, even if you enter the room, you will not be granted a road number in a short time. The old Taoist leader has to personally observe the conduct and surname, and then he will be given the Taoist name according to the disciple's surname. With the road number, when you haunt the rivers and lakes in the future, you will be able to raise the banner of the Laoshan faction openly.

"What's wrong with the Dao name I gave you?" The old Taoist is a disciple of the next generation who has inherited the ancient great gods' exercises, and the first disciple to receive it after the establishment of the sect is Wukong.

Wukong took out a scroll of scriptures from his sleeve: "It is said in the book that emptiness is color, and color is emptiness." The disciple thought that the master named the disciple Wukong, probably hoping that the disciple would be able to understand the color from the air and realize the Tao from the color. ”

Enlighten the, although Lao Tzu doesn't mix with society now, he is always a normal man.

In the whole Laoshan Mountain, in addition to cockroaches and mosquitoes, can you find a female creature to come?

If you can't find an animal with a female surname, then Wukong can only masturbate himself.

There is a pair of dark iron villains, although they are not as good as the kind of films with color, but they are better than nothing.

The old Taoist angrily scolded: "What kind of scripture book are you holding in your hand?"

Wukong said innocently: "I saw Wang Qi's junior brother coming down from the mountain, and asked him to take me to buy a few new volumes of scriptures from the town below the mountain, this volume seems to be called the Prajnaparamita Heart Sutra, right?" he said and winked at Wang Qi, making Wang Qi's face white with fright.

For such a thing as death, senior brother, you can do it alone, and you don't need to bring my little junior brother with me.

The old Taoist was speechless, and pointed at Wukong: "You, you scoundrel, I will punish you heavily!" What kind of punishment method, the Laoshan faction has been established under the pull of the old Taoist priest, and no one has made such a big mistake.

"You, you" trembled and pointed at Wukong, seeing that the purple qi on the old Taoist's face was deeper: "I can't be your master, you go and worship yourself"

Thinking about it, in the end, he was reluctant to expel Wukong from the sect like this, the old Taoist turned his eyes, and saw that among the disciples who were sticking to the wall, only Wang Qi's white face was the most conspicuous, and he stretched out his hand and pointed: "You will worship under Wang Qimen as a disciple in the future, and the Dao name of Wukong will also be moved back, and it will be called Xuankong in the future!"