Chapter 2 The good cabbage is arched by the pigs
"Embroidered Spring Building". ↗ Top Novel,
The lights are red and green, the paper is drunk and golden, ushering in the send-off, and the smoke is miasma.
A few prostitutes with heavy makeup stood on the stone steps at the door, flattering the passers-by, sending flying kisses, scratching their heads and posing, and doing their best to seduce and seduc.
In the noise, several fierce turtle slave thugs, carrying a rich boy with a fat brain, came out of the inner room, "whew", and fell straight to the street.
An old bustard with a thick layer of rouge on his face followed out, crossed his waist with one hand, and pointed to the fat boy who was thrown to the bottom of the stairs with the other, and said fiercely: "Guo Shuzhong, you turtle grandson!
The fat young man was thrown into a lot of meat, and he got up clumsily and said: "What a group of slaves who look down on people with dogs' eyes! Uncle is inconvenient for a while today, you treat me like this, think about the weekdays, the uncle patronizes you, which one of the top and bottom doesn't get my reward? Today, he turned his face and bombarded the uncle, dare not want to do business in this big 'Liaocheng', right?!"
"Yo Yo Yo Yo-" The old bustard Zhao Sanhao shook his head and mocked: "Guo Ershao, are you scaring me? Who doesn't know now, your 'Iron Sword Gate' is now the second master of Guan and Li Sanye, how old are you pigs?"
Don't think that if you marry the medicine jar lady of the 'Lei family', you think that you can walk sideways on the ground of 'Liaocheng' no matter how majestic you are?
If you want to find the old lady's bad luck, you have to ask the 'Five Tiger Gate' Peng Wuye and the prefect if they agree? Can you afford to provoke it? Why don't you get away from it? Delay the old lady to do business and break your pork legs!"
Zhao Sanhao's tongue bloomed with lotus flowers, foaming at the mouth, choking Guo Shuzhong couldn't insert a word, and was about to grab a few words to support his face, but he was already hugged and dragged away by the two family members who came out of the crowd.
Pulling into the alley, an elderly old man Ding Guosho couldn't help but complain: "Second young master, the 'Xiuchun Building' has connections in both black and white, not only does Peng Wuye of the 'Five Tiger Gate' have shares, but there are also one hundred taels of silver to honor the prefect every month, but it is not something we can provoke." ”
Another little servant, Guo Jia, also accompanied him and said carefully: "That's it, the second master and the third master have repeatedly explained, let the second young master go to that kind of place less, you just don't listen, you see ...... now" Before he finished speaking, he was slapped hard by Guo Shuzhong who jumped up and was stunned at that time.
Guo Shuzhong seemed to be a little jealous of the old family member Guo Sho, and he didn't dare to talk back when he was trained; however, he was not so polite to this mouthy little guy Guo Jiao, he pointed to the other party's nose and scolded: "What are you? You dare to teach Lao Tzu a lesson as a slave?
The little servant Guo Jiao was so frightened that he slapped his mouth again and again to apologize.
The old man Ding Guozhan also heard the sound of the "Adou" who couldn't help up, and scolded Huai, and persuaded bitterly: "Second young master, the master left early, and handed you and the eldest lady over to the old slave to take care of. ”
"Don't worry about those two old things in front of me!" Guo Shuzhong waved his arm impatiently: "If it weren't for my short-lived dead ghost father who was angry early, where would the 'Iron Sword Gate' be in charge of the two hypocrites (see Chapter 6 of the "Great Wind Banner" volume) and Li 18 (see the first chapter of the "Phoenix Terrace" volume)?"
Their master and servant were in the middle of their conversation, and suddenly a voice sounded in the darkness.
A bitter voice said, "Brother Twenty-five, are you sure it's this pig?"
Another caustic voice said: "That's right, he is the living treasure left by Guo Dashu, the former master of the 'Iron Swords'. ”
Another tricky voice said: "It turns out that the 'famous' Guo Ershao looks like this pig!"
Another strange voice said, "It's really hard for Aunt Forty-One to let this stupid pig fuck her?"
There was also a voice that was both bitter and mean, and quirky and eccentric: "The good cabbage has been arched by the pigs!"
Guo Shuzhong was angry when he heard it, and shouted and scolded in the shadow of the voice: "Where did you come from, bastard? Hide in the dark and taunt the uncle, get out of the way!"
Before the words fell, five people really "rolled out".
It's not about coming out, it's not running out, it's really "getting out".
As soon as these five people rolled out, they stopped in different five directions around the three masters and servants in Guo Shuzhong.
The five people were different in height, shortness, fat and thinness, black and white, ugly and handsome, but each of them was dressed in red arrows, and each of them had firearms of different shapes in their hands, trapping the three masters and servants in this inaccessible dark alley.
Guo Shuzhong saw that the situation was not right, and he was already so frightened that he had no idea, and the little guy Guo Shu was also shaking like chaff;
A thin man in the southeast corner laughed sharply: "Our brother is indeed from the 'Lei family', but we are from 'Jiangnan'. ”
Guo Shuzhong's face changed greatly: "You are the people of the 'Great Thunder Gate'?"
The five men in red burst out laughing and announced their names:
"Thunder exploded. ”
"Thunder and artillery battles. ”
"Thunderbolt. ”
"Thunder firecrackers. ”
"Thunder cannons. ”
The old family Ding Guo shoveled the second young master behind him: "Ladies and gentlemen, although the big and small Lei Men of the 'Thunderbolt Hall' have had festivals with each other, but after all, they are from the same family and are connected by blood, please everyone, don't be embarrassed for my young master." ”
Guo Shuzhong begged for mercy again and again: "As long as you don't kill me, I will immediately propose to Lei Splitshui to withdraw from the marriage and divorce that Lei Xiaoya." ”
The thunder firecracker tip in the northwest corner said with a smile: "In the early years, our 'Five Thunder Boom' used the 'Five Thunder Array' to design your wife, our forty-one aunt Lei Xiaoya (see Chapter 6 of the "Great Wind Banner" volume), if it weren't for the nosy old man of the 'Great Wind Hall', our five brothers wouldn't have to come all the way to trouble Second Young Master Guo today." ”
The thunderbolt in the northeast corner said sharply: "The fourth ancestor of the 'Little Thunder Gate', Lei Zhenting, has always loved Lei Xiaoya's granddaughter, as long as you are willing to cooperate with us and write a letter to lure Lei Xiaoya to 'Xiedian Street', our brother guarantees that you Guo Ershao will live a long life." ”
"Write, write, I write, I write," Guo Shuzhong said busily: "That medicine jar is going to die sooner or later, and I wish you would kill her with one sword, and save money to treat her, and no one cares about me looking for Sister Yao outside to be happy, very good, very good." ”
The thunder pole in the southwest corner laughed sharply: "Wouldn't it be a pity to kill Mrs. Zun with a knife, such a peugeot aunt, it is better to let a few of our nephews be filial to her first, and then it is not too late to die......!"
Guo Shuzhong, who had vitality, was enlightened, and immediately smiled flatteringly: "Yes, yes, yes, although my wife gave birth to a baby, that place is also the same as the big girl, very tight, make sure that all the good men have a good time and have a good time." ”
The old family Ding Guosho really couldn't listen to it: "Second young master, it's too ...... for you to push the second young grandmother to these brutes of the 'Lei family'."
Before the old man finished speaking, he saw that the palm of the thunder cannon facing them flashed, and there was a sound of "Peng", one of Guo Shovel's ears was blown to pieces, and the old man squatted on the ground with his bloody face, in pain.
Lei Biancang screamed and threatened: "This is the fate of provoking our 'Lei family'!"
At this time, a voice sounded outside the arena: "Our surname is 'Lei', how can you five scum come out?"
A dark shadow suddenly appeared, and at the moment when the thunder cannon could not be dodged and avoided, it shot a hole in his eyebrows.
Lei Firecracker didn't have time to let out a half-scream, and quickly retreated.
He thought it was the smiling and tall young man who appeared in front of him. According to his inference, most of the people with large stature are not very good, and escaping is his best choice at this time.
The thunder firecracker retreated very quickly, and his body was also extremely erratic, and he had already hid in the vast night in an instant, and he could retreat with a few more jumps, but at this moment, a three-inch sleeve arrow with a chill fell from the sky and pierced his heart.
When Lei Firecracker was on the run, Lei Firecracker was already on the run, and he was more afraid of death than his brother.
His retreating form suddenly froze.
The cold light flashed again, and the thunder blast rod began to pause, like a rabbit with an arrow, and staggered unwillingly and fell.
Until he died, he didn't know where the hidden weapon with eyes came from.
The thunderbolt and the thunder artillery did not escape.
These two men did not escape, not because they were skilled and bold, but because they had no chance of escaping.
They were stared at by the smiling, tall young man in front of them.
One person watched two people die.
The young man was still patiently chatting with the two: "Don't move around, okay? Introduce yourself, my surname is Lei, my name is Lei Jinbao, according to the generation, it seems that you should also call me Uncle Eighty-three, right? What kind of garbage are you two holding in your hands? Explosions, thunder cannons, these are all children's play, I really don't know how Lei taught you when he was fair, after so many years, there is no ...... at all."
This young man is obviously a talker, the thunder explosion battle and the thunder cannon battle have seen sweat on their foreheads, they feel that the other party's words have brought them unprecedented humiliation, they want to use their strength to wash away this shame-
But before they could make a move, they blew up.
A hole the size of a bowl exploded in the chest, and a head was blown up with blurred flesh and blood, no longer human.
Lei Jinbao gently patted the embers on his hand: "I said that I wouldn't let you move, but I was disobedient, and I wasted my two 'palm thunders' in vain." ”
Guo Shuzhong, who had returned to his senses, looked behind Lei Jinbao and saw a sedan chair quietly parked on the street.
There is a yellow-faced and thin old man squatting next to the sedan chair, who looks tall and thin like a bamboo pole, with a dark and ordinary face, squatting on the ground next to the sedan chair and smoking dry cigarettes, and a little spark flickering in the night.
This old man has a hidden weapon bag hanging from his waist, and it is obvious that the three brothers of Thunder Blaster, Thunder Firecracker, and Thunder Cannon died under his hidden weapon.