118, a woman who plays a monk pretends to be a man and a girl

A few days later, in the evening, Ye Xiao and the others arrived at a small town, and the five daughters who had been sleeping in the open for several days all hoped to rest and wash their feet for a while, so the six of them found an inn in the town to rest.

The fifth girl went to prepare for the washing first, but Ye Xiao didn't care much, so she handed over something downstairs and ate it in the corner.

At this moment, a young monk in plain clothes approached outside the door, originally such a monk would not attract Ye Xiao's attention, but this young monk with a tiger head and a tiger brain made him a little surprised. Although he can't compare with the grandmaster in martial arts now, he still has some experience to speak of, so when he saw this young monk, he could see at a glance that this tiger-headed young monk had an amazing internal strength.

"At a young age, he actually has such internal strength, if he doesn't have extraordinary adventures, he has a demon-like talent for martial arts. Ye Xiao thought so, but he didn't think that he was also not very old, but his internal strength was even better than that of the other party.

I saw that the young monk asked the shop for two bowls of somen noodles, and then sat down at a table near the door. When the monk was waiting for the shop, he looked around, his eyes were full of curiosity, and he was obviously a young monk who had not been deeply involved in the world.

Suddenly, Ye Xiao heard a clear voice and said, "Monk, are you waiting for someone?"

Ye Xiao followed the sound and saw a young man in a green shirt sitting by the window in the west, this person had clear eyebrows and beautiful eyes, fair complexion, just looking at his appearance, he was like a young beauty, about seventeen or eighteen years old, looking at the young monk with a smile. Not...... Wait, this boy...... No, it's supposed to be a woman dressed as a man, no wonder it's so beautiful.

The young monk also looked back at the girl dressed as a man, but he didn't see that the other party was a woman dressed as a man, and said stupidly: "Exactly, may I ask the little minister, do you see the six monks?"

The girl said, "I didn't see six monks, but I did see one." ”

The young monk's face was overjoyed, and he hurriedly asked, "Well, a monk, where did you see Xianggong?"

Ye Xiao saw that the monk actually asked like this, and couldn't help but wonder, this monk is not deeply involved in the world, but really has a bad head, he didn't hear such an obvious ridicule, and asked so seriously. From this point of view, there must be some adventure in this internal force in his body.

Sure enough, the girl smiled and said, "I'll see you in this shop." ”

"May I ask Xianggong, what does the monk look like, how old is he, and where is he going?" The monk was stupid and cute, and he didn't realize it in the slightest.

"Well, the monk has a high forehead and big ears, a wide mouth and thick lips, and his nostrils are facing the sky, he is about twenty-three or four years old, and he is eating two bowls of somen noodles in this restaurant, and he has not yet left. The girl smiled.

The monk finally understood, but he was not angry at all because the other party was playing with him, but scratched his head with a smile and said, "It turns out that the little minister is talking about me." ”

"Xiang Gong is Xiang Gong, why do you add the word 'small'? I only call you a monk, but I don't call you a little monk. The girl's voice is very delicate, crisp and beautiful, but Ye Xiao, a person who is a little biased in voice control, enjoys it very much, so he deliberately slows down his pace to eat, and wants to take a look on the side.

The monk hurriedly said: "Yes, you should be called a prince." ”

While speaking, Xiao Er had already sent two bowls of somen noodles, and the monk gave the girl a swipe and said, "Xianggong, the little monk is going to eat noodles." ”

I only heard the girl say: "Green vegetables and mushrooms, no oil and water, what is delicious?" Come on, come to me, I invite you to eat white meat and roast chicken." ”

The monk's expression changed slightly, and he hurriedly folded his hands and said reverently: "Sin, sin, the little monk has never touched meat in his life, please just take care of yourself, don't care about the little monk." As he spoke, he turned to his side and ate his own noodles.

Seeing this, Ye Xiao looked at the girl with interest, wondering what she would continue to do? He had already seen that this girl seemed to want to play tricks on this monk. Sure enough, I heard the girl suddenly say, "Hey, what is this?"

The monk subconsciously turned his head to look, only to see the girl holding a spoon in her right hand, scooping a spoonful of broth was about to be sent to her mouth, but suddenly saw something strange, the spoon stopped about half a foot from the mouth, picked up something on the table with his left hand, then stood up, pinched the thing with his hand, walked to the monk's side, and said, "Monk, do you see this insect strange?"

When the monk saw that she was pinching a small black beetle, which was everywhere and was by no means a strange thing, he asked, "I don't know what's strange?"

The girl said, "You see, this shell is hard, shiny, as if it has been coated with a layer of oil." ”

"Well, beetles in general, that's all the same. The monk said very seriously.

"Really?" said the girl, dropping the beetle on the ground, stomping it to death, and returning to her seat.

But I saw the monk sigh, and at the beetle that was trampled into slag, he folded his hands and said, "Sin, sin." ”

The monk didn't notice that the girl was trampling the beetle to death on the ground before, and while he was not paying attention, she poured the broth from the spoon in her other hand into his plain noodles, but Ye Xiao saw it. Seeing this situation, he subconsciously wanted to remind the monk, but after thinking about it, he just gave up, after all, this kind of thing can only be regarded as a prank, and there is no need to take it too seriously.

When the monk finished eating the first bowl of somen noodles, took the second bowl, and just took a bite, he heard the girl suddenly laugh and said, "Monk, I also said that you are a good monk who strictly abides by the rules and precepts, but you are a duplicitous and false seriousness." ”

The monk was puzzled, "Why am I duplicitous?"

"You said that you have never touched meat in your life, how can you eat this bowl of chicken noodle soup with such relish. The girl smiled.

The monk smiled and said, "Xianggong, you are joking, this is obviously a bowl of green vegetables and mushroom noodles, where did the chicken soup come from? ”

The girl smiled and said, "You don't say it's meaty, but as soon as you drink the chicken soup, you smack your lips, but you don't know how sweet it is." Monk, I'll add a spoonful of chicken soup to this bowl of noodles for you!" he said, scooping up another tablespoon of chicken soup and standing up.

The monk finally reacted and exclaimed, "You...... You...... You just ...... Already ......"

The girl smiled and said, "Yes, just now I added a tablespoon of chicken soup to that bowl of noodles, didn't you see it? Ah, monk, close your eyes quickly, pretend not to know, I added a tablespoon of chicken soup to your noodles, it is much more delicious for you, anyway, you didn't add it yourself, and the Buddha will not blame you." ”

The monk was shocked and angry, only to know that she caught a little beetle to show herself, but she made a sound to draw her own attention, but took the opportunity to pour a tablespoon of chicken soup into the noodles, remembering that when she drank the soup, she did feel that the taste was unusually delicious, but she had never drunk chicken soup in her life, so she didn't know that this was the taste of chicken soup.

Seeing him like that, Ye Xiao was also amused and sympathetic, although the girl was a prank, but looking at the situation in front of him, this little monk seemed to have really made a mistake.

I heard the girl suddenly say: "Monk, aren't the six monks you are looking for here?"

The monk was suddenly diverted, and under great joy, he grabbed the door and looked up the road, but there was no monk. Immediately knew that he had been deceived by this girl again, and the boss in his heart was not happy, but the monks should not be angry, and they should endure themselves, and they did not make a sound, and they came back to eat noodles again.

Lifting the chopsticks, I ate most of the bowl of noodles like a whirlwind, and suddenly, I bit a slippery foreign object between my teeth and teeth, and when I was startled, I was busy looking into the bowl, only to see a large piece of fat between the noodles, but half of the slice had been bitten off, obviously for myself to eat. The monk slapped his chopsticks on the table and shouted, "Bitter, bitter!"

The girl smiled and said, "Monk, isn't this fat meat delicious?

As the so-called clay figurines are also rustic, the monk said angrily: "You tricked me into going to the door to see people, but you put a piece of fat meat at the bottom of my bowl." I...... I...... In the past twenty-three years, I have never touched the slightest bit of meat, I ...... I...... It's in your hands!"

The girl smiled slightly, and said, "Isn't the taste of this fatty meat ten times better than that of green vegetables and tofu? ”

At this moment, there was a noisy voice outside the door, and Ye Xiao followed the prestige, only to see a group of people walking into the hotel like a star holding the moon to greet an old man with white hair but a ruddy face.

I saw that the monk and the girl saw the group of people, their faces changed greatly, and they all ran to the back at the same time, but unfortunately they had been discovered, but they couldn't leave.