Chapter 119: Husband and Wife
Fangs were overjoyed, a greasy face smiled as if he was hiding a chrysanthemum, and he kept waving at Lei Hao: "Thank you, thank you, I also thank you for my family." ”
Looking at the excited appearance of this goods, Lei Hao raised his leg angrily and kicked him gently, and scolded with a smile: "Hurry up and get out of here, I can get cheap and sell good rammers." ”
Fangs immediately turned around and parted from the brothers and ran out of the hall, looking at him, he should have gone to report the good news to his wife.
As soon as the fangs left, all the Lei Wei brothers surrounded him, and asked Lei Hao about the battle of making trouble in the Heavenly Palace, and Lei Hao responded one by one with a smile.
And the tearless fangs, who had long wanted to stay alone with Lei Hao, had just left, and this group of eyeless goods surrounded him again, and when he was annoyed, he leaned forward with a pair of apricot eyes, raised his foot and stomped on Lei Da Niu's instep.
Lei Daniu, who was full of excitement, suddenly felt a pain in the instep of his foot, and when he turned around, he saw that no tears were glaring at him, and after a turn of his mind, he understood the meaning of no tears.
"Brothers, let's take a look at the fangs, this product has not been a family for a long time, and now we have the blessing of the head, and we have oral again, but we can't let this goods be lazy." Lei Da Niu said loudly with a wink at the brothers, secretly pointing at Lei Hao and Wu Tear with his fingers.
The brothers quickly understood what Lei Da Niu meant, and rushed towards the outside of the hall with a swarm of shouts, and also very considerately placed layers of prohibitions at the entrance of the hall, in case an eyeless demon went in to disturb Lei Hao and no tears.
Lei Hao watched this group of lovely brothers leave with a smile and a smile, he was not blind, of course he saw Lei Da Niu's small movements in secret.
After Lei Wei's brothers left, only Lei Hao and the little fox were left in the hall, and the hall that was still noisy suddenly became quiet.
"Husband. Looking at Lei Hao without tears and resentment, he shouted softly.
Lei Hao looked at Wu Tear fixedly, and suddenly felt a pain in his heart, he took two steps forward, gently hugged Wu Tear, and said softly: "Tears, aren't I coming back." ”
Tearless buried his head gently in Lei Hao's arms, listening to his low and powerful heartbeat, and suddenly felt extremely full, a heart was full, and the dissatisfaction with Lei Hao throwing her in the dirty hole and fighting and killing alone all year round disappeared.
The two hugged each other quietly, and a warm feeling slowly rose.
After a long time, Tearless suddenly said sullenly: "Husband, now even the fangs are about to have small fangs, when will we give birth to one?" As soon as she finished speaking, she heard Lei Hao's heartbeat suddenly a few beats faster.
After Lei Hao heard this, his eyes were dull for a moment, and he suddenly felt angry in his heart. He has lived two lives, and he has never even been married once, and of course he has never been a father, and he has never even considered it. At this time, he suddenly felt a little confused, a little frightened, and a little joyful, he looked down at Tearless, as if he saw the little guy babbling at him.
Lei Hao immediately wanted to take a bite, but before the words could be spoken, he swallowed it back again. At this time, his brother Sun Wukong was still suffering under the Five Elements Mountain, and what was waiting for him was an extremely humiliating fate, how could he become a biological son at this time, regardless of anything? Moreover, there were too many troubles left by Huaguo Mountain and World War I Heavenly Court in World War II, maybe when the enemy would hit the door, how could he become a biological son at this time when the storm was on the cusp?
So the top priority is to improve the strength, last time was hit hard by the Buddha's eyes, if it weren't for the blessing of the eldest brother Bull Demon King, pick up a surname, he is afraid that there is no hair left at this time! But good luck can't always follow him, if he loses again in the future, he is likely to end up with a broken family.
After hesitating for a moment, Lei Hao still spoke: "Okay, when the dead monkey returns to the mountain, we will hold a grand wedding, and when the time comes, all the brothers will be invited, and we will have a good time." Looking at the tearless looking at him with a small face and looking forward to him, Lei Hao couldn't bear to refuse, so he could only say so.
Hearing Lei Hao's promise first, Wu Hao said that he was happy on his face, and he almost jumped up from Lei Hao's arms;
And Lei Hao nodded without tears, so when she agreed, he was lightly relieved in his heart, and he didn't think much about it. He has long been accustomed to listening to him in everything without tears, so he rarely experiences the feelings in his heart.
It was precisely because the two of them had long been accustomed to it, so when neither of them was aware of it, a slight crack appeared between the two!
For the next three days, Lei Hao was so drunk that he couldn't even distinguish between day and night. Originally, with Lei Hao's current physical strength, even if he drank more than a dozen tons of alcohol in one go, he would not be a trace of drunkenness.
But as the saying goes, the tiger can't stand the wolves, and the two fists can't beat the four hands! Lei Hao can drink, but he can't stand the demons with dirty holes.
Lei Wei, Lei Zijun and a group of Lei Hao's old brothers, the old subordinates don't talk about it, they all know what Lei Hao's surname is, so every time they have a big banquet in the whole mountain, they all rush to Lei Hao with a wine bowl, 'regardless of dignity and inferiority', and 'don't know whether they are alive or dead', but if it is just them, Lei Hao can still pat his chest and say that he can bear it.
But at this time, the water dirty cave is not only Lei Wei and Lei Zijun, but also all the monkeys and monkeys in Huaguo Mountain! And under the leadership of Sun Wukong, the drunkard king, the monkeys who are full of wine and joy!
Lei Hao couldn't remember clearly that it was the drunken monkey, swaying and carrying the wine jar to toast him! At that time, Lei Hao didn't think much about it, originally he didn't have much of a fight against his own little demons, so when he saw the monkey from Huaguo Mountain to toast, he was also happy that there was no interval between the two little demons in Kanyuan Mountain and Huaguo Mountain, and he happily turned his head up and drank it all in one gulp.
In the next two days, Lei Hao regretted all the time that he shouldn't have taken the monkey's wine jar! If God could give Lei Hao a chance to turn back time to the moment when the monkey came to toast, then he would definitely say two words to the monkey: "Get out." ”
He had picked up a jar of wine! He had obviously stabbed a hornet's nest with one alcohol as a weapon of killing!
All the monkeys were also very happy, but when they saw Lei Hao take over the wine jar, all the monkeys stopped their movements, and all of them watched with wide eyes and stunned as Lei Hao drank it all in one gulp. The concept of respect and inferiority of the demon clan is deeply rooted in the hearts of the people, although Sun Wukong was also very kind to the monkeys and monkeys in Huaguo Mountain, but he has never drunk with the monkeys.
Lei Hao didn't know how many monkeys were fed by the huge Huaguo Mountain, but he only knew a lot! But now he could say very clearly that there were more than 50,000 monkeys in Huaguo Mountain! There were more than 50,000 monkeys! Even Lei Hao was a little stunned when he looked at the dense monkeys, but for the coercion of his king, how could he say half a word?
So in the next two days, Lei Hao only did three things: put the wine jar, pick up the wine jar, and drink.
I don't know how much Lei Hao drank anymore, he just felt that his stomach was swollen violently, you must know that although he is now a human being, his physical body is an out-and-out demon body! With Lei Hao's current cultivation in the Golden Immortal Realm, how big is it?
After three days of feasting, Lei Hao plunged into the bedroom and slept in the dark.
Lei Hao woke up a few days later, he stepped out of the bedroom refreshed, and before he had taken a few steps, he saw no tears walking towards him with his head down.
Lei Hao looked at Wu Tear, feeling that he was a little listless, and when he was about to call her, he saw her running straight towards him, as if he didn't see him.
"Husband, you're awake. Tearless crashed into Lei Hao's arms, only to find that Lei Hao had woken up, she raised her head and said in surprise.
Lei Hao stretched out his hand and rubbed his little head without tears, and said with a smile: "What are you thinking?
A hint of imperceptible gloom flashed in his tearless eyes, and he forced a smile: "I didn't think about anything, I was just thinking about when Wukong would return to the mountain." ”
When Lei Hao heard this, he suddenly said with a strange smile on his face: "It turns out that my tears are in a hurry to become my own little Lei Hao, and there are no tears." ”
Tearless was so shy that Lei Hao teased him, and lowered his head with a blush on his face.
After a pause, Lei Hao continued: "The dead monkey is now entangled in some mundane things, and he can't leave, and it may take hundreds of years to return to the mountain!"
But what Lei Hao didn't know was that after listening to the tearless with her head down, the blush on her face quickly dissipated, became a little pale, and water vapor floated in her eyes, but she still didn't say anything, just two pale red lights flashed quickly in her eyes, evaporating the tears.
When he raised his head again, his tearless face had returned to his smiling appearance.
(Brothers, you have been thinking about it for a long time, and you think that the superfluous little fox is coming, are you only now discovering that there is foreshadowing when I used to write like that? foreshadowing may sometimes be more than just a sentence!);