When he was seven years old, Li Xiaochen met a little girl of a similar age in the fairy temple outside the village.

The girl's eyes are big and watery. The skin is white and smooth. It's very flattering. But she doesn't like to talk to people.

The little girl always covered her gurgling belly, hid in the corner of the fairy temple, and hugged herself in a ball.

Li Xiaochen saw that this little girl was very pitiful, and couldn't help but feel compassion and wanted to get her something to eat.

This is where the story begins.

Li Xiaochen, who was still a child, carried a large bowl of hot food and ran desperately among the increasingly yellow grass. These weeds grew outside the village, with tall stems and long leaves, and hid his whole person.

"Don't run!" In the distance, more than a dozen villagers with hoes and sickles chased after them.

Hearing their voices, Li Xiaochen ran even more desperately.

He understands very well that stealing must not be caught. Once he fell into the hands of those villagers, he would definitely be beaten half to death.

Li Xiaochen's heart was beating fast. This is the first time he has done this kind of stealing chicken and touching dogs.

It's just that he didn't expect to steal delicious food from that villager's house so easily.

In order to avoid being caught by the villagers, Li Xiaochen first ran to the east outside the village. When they are far enough away, go south and make a big circle to the temple of the gods in the west outside the village.

Facing the setting sun, he let the afterglow of the earth dye himself golden wheat, and he finally ran to the finish line.

After looking around vigilantly and confirming that there was no ambush nearby, Li Xiaochen cautiously walked into the temple.

This immortal temple is rarely visited. It is only during the Chinese New Year that the villagers respectfully offer incense and various foods to ask the gods to bless the harvest.

The temple has not been cleaned for a long time, and there are a lot of cobwebs and dust.

Li Xiaochen walked up to the little girl and turned his head to look out a few times. No one could be seen chasing after them, and no screams could be heard.

Only then did he take out the food in his arms and deliver it to the little girl: "Eat it quickly." Here's what I just got. ”

The little girl who smelled the fragrance looked up at the innocent little boy and slowly shook her head: "I'm not hungry." ”

As she spoke, she pushed the bowl of food back to Li Xiaochen.

"Really?" Li Xiaochen stretched his nose to the side of the bowl and took a deep breath, "It's so fragrant! If you don't eat it, then I'll eat it." ”

Seeing his intoxicated face, the little girl swallowed with difficulty.

Saying that you are not hungry is false. She hadn't eaten in days. Now he is so weak that he can't walk, so he can only stay in this dilapidated little temple.

"It's delicious. Li Xiaochen grabbed a mouthful of rice with his hand, sent it to his mouth, and continued to tempt the little girl's appetite.

He chewed the rice and deliberately ate it deliciously, as if he had tasted the first dish in the world.

Seeing that he was eating so happily, the little girl secretly clenched her little fists, trying her best to resist the temptation of appetite: "My mother said that you can't eat strangers' things. ”

"Then you'll be hungry. Li Xiaochen's index finger and thumb twisted a shredded piece of meat, swinging back and forth in front of the little girl's eyes, and the thief smiled: "Do you want to eat, do you want to eat?"

"No!" the little girl turned her head away from the fragrant strip of meat that made her index finger flutter, and swallowed saliva to quench her hunger.

She hypnotized herself repeatedly: I ate a lot of delicious seafood. What I just swallowed was a deep-sea lobster. Now swallowing is Kobe steak. Eaten in the mouth is steamed hairy crab. The mouth is stuffed to the brim. Hmm, I can't eat it......

"It was really delicious. If you don't believe me, I'll show you. Li Xiaochen saw that he was unmoved, so he threw the shredded meat into his mouth and tasted it carefully.

The little girl hypnotized herself for a while, and instead of being full, she was even hungrier. She turned her head back with hunger and looked pitifully at Li Xiaochen who was slick with a thief's eyebrows.

She clutched her drumming belly hard, her brows furrowed, and she almost fainted from hunger.

But the little girl was determined, gritted her teeth, and still did not accept the other party's alms.

Li Xiaochen took a few mouthfuls of rice into his mouth, and said vaguely: "My name is Li Xiaochen." Mu Zi Li, the carefree Xiao, the dust of the world. My mom wants me to be free and free in the future. What about you, how old are you, and what's your name?"

"I'm seven years old. My name is ......" The little girl was about to say her name, but she felt that something was wrong.

She pursed her mouth and stared at Li Xiaochen angrily: "Hmph, you are a bad person, you actually want to trick me." I don't tell you, I don't tell anything...... Mmmm......mm

Before he finished speaking, Li Xiaochen, who had put the food aside, had already pressed the little girl's cheeks with both hands and squeezed her small mouth into an O-shape.

Then he stepped forward and delivered the food to the little girl's mouth.

"Ouch, you, you bite my tongue......" Li Xiaochen just sent the food over, and was bitten by the little girl's teeth.

There was a crisp sound of "pop", and the little girl slapped him angrily, "Hooligans!"

Li Xiaochen covered his face with red slap prints, and smiled instead of anger: "I'm a hooligan." Let's eat obediently. ”

After saying that, he threw the little girl to the ground, picked up the bowl of food, and shoved it into her mouth.

At first, the little girl closed her teeth tightly and did not let the food enter her mouth. Li Xiaochen poked her armpit, making her giggle.

While the little girl opened her mouth, he forced the food in.

“...... Badass, huh...... Bad...... Woo woo woo ...... "The little girl's little face was bulging like a frog's cheeks, and she couldn't speak.

After getting all the bowls of food into the little girl's mouth, Li Xiaochen kissed her round cheek that was about to burst, and said with a smile: "Good, eat it all, I will love you." ”

The little girl shed tears, and while crying and swallowing the food, she scolded Li Xiaochen in her heart.

"That's how my mom treats me when I'm not eating, hehe. Li Xiaochen smiled and rubbed his nose, and took out two bells from his pocket, "I originally bought this for my sister." But you are poorer than me, even your clothes are in tatters. Alas, doing chivalrous righteousness and helping the world to save people is within the responsibility of this hero. I'll give you this. ”

handed a bell to the little girl, Li Xiaochen said again: "If you are not convinced, you think that I am a scoundrel to you today, and when you grow up in the future, you can use this bell to settle accounts with me at any time." ”

At this time, the shouts of the villagers suddenly came from outside the temple. Li Xiaochen was startled, ran to the temple gate to look, and a few villagers in the distance were vaguely coming over to this side.

He went back to the corner and said, "I'll go and get them away." You've had enough to eat, and when you have the strength, get out of here. Let them know that you ate that bowl of rice and you will definitely get your leg broken. ”

Walking out of the Immortal Temple, Li Xiaochen deliberately shouted and exposed his position.

After the villagers found him, Li Xiaochen made a grimace, pouted his ass and aimed at them, let out a ** fart, and ran away.

The temple of the gods also gradually moved away, shrunk into a small dot, and finally drowned in a golden yellow.

The evening breeze swept by, startling a golden tide one after another, blowing away the yellowed photos of secular childhood memories......

......

"It's over?" Jiang Mi'er, who listened with great interest, shook Li Xiaochen's arm, "Later, did that little girl come to you? Or did you go to her? ”

Li Xiaochen shook his head and smiled: "It's been more than ten years, and there has been no news." It's not a big deal. I almost forgot. ”

Jiang Mi'er didn't think so: "If you don't care, then why are you still wearing this bell? You rudely took away someone's first kiss! Tell me yourself, are you a beast? It's so bad at seven, huh!"

Li Xiaochen blushed when she said: "At that time, I just wanted her to eat, and I didn't think about anything else." And everybody is still young. Who's going to care about that?"

"Hey, let me ask you......" Jiang Mi'er, who had an ambiguous face, sat over and smashed him with her arm, "If you were given a chance to choose, between that little girl and me, who would you choose?"

"Choose, choose one?" Li Xiaochen squinted at her, "What do you mean?

"Well, of course, I chose to be my wife. Jiang Mi'er looked at Li Xiaochen's eyes expectantly, "What do you say, choose me or her?"

Li Xiaochen, who was shivering by the strange eyes, stroked the goosebumps that had grown: "You're sick, Jiang Mi'er." Aren't you ashamed to ask such a question in front of a man? And why should I choose between you?"

"Yo, are you still shy?" Jiang Mi'er patted him on the shoulder with a grin, "Needless to say, you will definitely choose me." A beautiful woman like me, who is beautiful and gentle and considerate, has always been loved by everyone, and the car is seen in the car. If you don't choose me, do you still have Tianli and Wang Fa? If you don't choose me, are you worthy of the country and society's years of hard cultivation of you? If you don't choose me, do you dare to claim to be a pure master on the earth?"

"It's happening again. Li Xiaochen, who was not smiling, shook his head and turned his head to sleep.

"Hey, you haven't said it yet. Who the hell to choose?" Jiang Mi'er leaned over and tickled him again.

Li Xiaochen twisted her body to prevent her from touching the sensitive point, and said, "Don't you have the answer, and ask me what to do?"

"I'm going to hear you say it to me. Hurry up and say it~"

Li Xiaochen drooped his eyelids: "It's over, can you let me sleep well?"

"Look at your performance. ”

"Then I'm sure I'm going to pick that little girl. Anyway, she and I also had a passionate collision that made each other's hearts beat and beautiful. If she came to me now, I would be responsible for her. ”

"Hmph, you Loricon! I'll represent that little Lori tonight to get back the advantage you took advantage of!"

"Can you find someone to replace this? Have you obtained her consent? Hey, Jiang Mi'er, don't come nonsense! You can't burn my sexy leg hair with a lighter! The iron-clad man is all pointing to this coquettish leg hair to live! Hey, you're really burning! I warn you very seriously, Jiang Mi'er! You are deliberately destroying the national first-class natural black forest! The leg hair is very angry, and the consequences are very serious!"