20, I have seen my eldest brother

In the blink of an eye, on Friday, the four of them agreed to meet at the school gate at 7 p.m., and Shui Yuehan's cousin would drive the car over. Thinking of the upcoming trip to Shushan, Wu Daoan was also full of expectations, after all, he had heard a lot of legends about Shushan since he was a child. What kind of upside-down mountain peaks, sword immortals flying back and forth without a trace, who doesn't want to see it with their own eyes. However, there was a small incident at noon that day. It is said that after lunch, Wu returned to the dormitory and was strolling around the post bar, watching a group of elementary school students arguing about whether the crocodile can chase ADC in the later stage, and a sense of superiority suddenly rose in his heart. Han Zongxian was not in the dormitory and went to the library. The other two roommates, Zhou Fei and Wang Xuan, looked at him and winked at each other. Then, Zhou Zhou Fei came behind him to clear his throat and said solemnly: "Xiao An, we have something to tell you." ”

"Say it. Wu Daoan simply closed the notebook, stood up and looked at them.

Zhou Zhou Fei hesitated for a moment and said, "Xiao An, can you take off the sunglasses on your face or something?"

Wu Daoan didn't say much, and happily took off his sunglasses, mask and hat, revealing a flawless face.

Looking at the delicate little face the size of the demon Wu's palm, the slightly upturned cherry lips, and the big eyes as clean and clear as a clear spring, the two roommates couldn't help but lose their minds for a moment. Wang Xuan coughed lightly and said, "Xiao An, the little fairy at the school celebration party is you." ”

Wu Daoan didn't know that they also went to see the school celebration party, but there was nothing to hide about it, so he simply nodded and admitted. "One of my seniors is in the art department of the student union. I was hard-pulled by her. ”

"That'...... That, you know...... That ......" Wang Xuan spoke intermittently, seeming to hesitate. Or Zhou Fei said quickly: "Xiao An, we have been studying for a long time, and we think you may be female pseudohermaphroditism." ”

"What is it?" Wu Daoan was confused.

"That is to say, you are actually a girl, but you just look like a little ** in that place. ”

Wu Dao'an asked them rhetorically: "Why do you think so?"

This time, Wang Xuan said: "Actually, after the school celebration party that day, our minds were full of your dancing figure in the flying petals. Truth be told, we ...... We love you!"

Wu Dao felt that the chrysanthemum was tight, took two steps back, and looked at them in panic. Wang Xuan looked at his fawn-like panicked and dodging gaze, and suddenly felt that he had done something heinous, and hurriedly explained: "That, Xiao An, we won't do anything." But you know, at that time we thought you were a boy, and we were distressed for days when we fell in love with a guy. But we're slowly discovering that you're probably not a boy. How can a boy have such a pure and beautiful face? How can he have such a good smelling body fragrance? How can he have such a quiet sleeping face? How can there be so many women's clothes in the cabinet......

Every time he said a word, Wu Daoan couldn't help but take a step back, and finally half sat on the desk, his heart trembled: Oh, buy cakes, my roommate is a voyeur, and he actually took advantage of my absence to look at my closet. Wang Xuan also realized that he had said too much, coughed lightly, and said, "Anyway, we checked some relevant information and learned that there is a female pseudohermaphroditism, and patients will have ...... Well...... Small **, but that's actually not, it's ...... That one...... Uh, anyway, Xiao An, you go to the hospital for a check-up and recover your daughter as soon as possible. We continue to be friends if we can. ”

Wu Daoan's balls began to be sad for a while, sad to the point of sadness. Secretly wondering if he should take off his pants and stroke them on the spot to prove his brother's identity as a pure master? But he thought about it, if these two roommates knew his identity as a pure master, wouldn't they fall into the whirlpool of fear of his own identity? Moreover, if they confirmed that he Wu was a boy, then Wu was definitely a cosmodic in their hearts, and then they hated and hated it, so embarrassing in a dormitory.

Wu Daoan's eyes rolled, he paid attention, lowered his head silently, and said gloomily: "Actually, during the college entrance examination physical examination, the doctor found out that I was a female pseudohermaphroditic. Looking at the two roommates with "as expected" looks, he continued: "After that, I was treated like a monster by the whole class. I spent the last three months of high school under the disgusting and disdainful eyes of my classmates, and applied for the Zhongjing University of Technology, which was thousands of miles away. My parents always wanted me to have surgery and go to school as a girl. But I'm afraid, I'm afraid that people will treat me like a monster again after knowing about my 18-year boyhood, and I don't want my four years of college to be like the last three months of high school......" He spoke with a voice as clear and melodious as a natural sound. The words are also full of resentment, and it is simply shocking to hear and tears to hear. At least the two guys' eyes are already red.

"Then the women's clothes in your cabinet were sent to you by your parents, hoping that you can identify yourself as a girl as soon as possible, right?" Wang Xuan took the initiative to help him lie.

"Hmm. However, I still can't accept living as a girl. Can you help me keep it a secret?"

Wang Xuan and Zhou Zhou Fei looked at Wu Daoan's pitiful eyes with tears in their eyes, and where did they say the word "no". Zhou Zhou Fei said solemnly: "Xiao An, don't worry, before you make up your mind to be a girl, we will definitely keep our mouths shut." If there is a disobedience, it is like ......" He picked up a ballpoint pen and folded it vigorously. But this ballpoint pen is very uncooperative, it is only bent, and it is not broken. Even if he exerted his strength to feed, the ballpoint pen was only bent into a crescent shape, but it was not broken. Wu Daoan looked at his red-faced appearance, smiled "fluttering", gently broke his claws, put the high-quality ballpoint pen back in its place, and said with a smile: "Okay, I know, let's get along like before in the future." ”

"Hey, it must be. ”

――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――

At 7 o'clock in the evening, Wu Daoan, Han Zongxian, Shui Yuehan, and Liu Tingyu came to the school gate together. Mr. Wu wore jogging shoes, puffy jeans, a long-sleeved shirt and a black sports jacket, carrying a school bag with a change of clothes and travel supplies. Han Zongxian's outfit is similar to him, and he is also carrying a big schoolbag. Wu Daoan didn't wear sunglasses or other coverings this time, anyway, all three of them knew what he looked like. The two girls brought more things, each of them had a suitcase and a large travel bag, I really don't know if they brought all the money in the dormitory. Of course, the task of carrying the bag was given to the two boys, although one of them didn't want to be a boy no matter how he looked at it. Shui Yuehan's travel bag was so heavy that Wu Daoan suspected that half of the stones were stuffed inside. However, he is now a mid-foundation monk, not to mention this travel bag, even if it weighs a hundred pounds of stone, it can be easily lifted with one hand.

A bright silver-gray "Don't touch me X7" swaggered at the school gate, and a handsome young man in a suit was sitting in the driver's seat, leaning out of the window to look at the school gate. Seeing Shui Yuehan, he waved his hand.

"Xiao Hanhan, your brother lent you my favorite car, how can you repay it?" the young man opened the car door and came out, saying as he took Shui Yuehan's suitcase.

"Hehe, my brother has always loved me the most, I will praise you more in front of my uncle in the future!" Then the young man turned to Liu Tingyu again, took the suitcase in her hand, and said with a smile: "I haven't seen you for a while, and the little jade girl's whereabouts are becoming more and more marked." ”

"I want you to take care of it, what are you trying to do with me!" Liu Tingyu continued to play her poisonous tongue style.

Then the young man noticed Wu Daoan coming from behind, and his eyes lit up: a girl with a good sign! Naturally hanging short brown hair, a standard melon seed face, a little silver teeth under the slightly open thin cherry lips, and the big eyes under the curved willow eyebrows seemed to condense all the stars in the sky, bright and gorgeous. Although he was wearing obviously overly wide men's clothes, this only set off the difference between the girl in front of him and those vulgar fans. With his countless experiences of reading women as a veteran in the love field, he doesn't feel a little trance at the moment. He quickly came back to his senses and stepped forward to take the handbag in Wu Daoan's hand. After feeling that the weight of this handbag was not light, he frowned and looked at Han Zongxian on the side and said, "You are so strong, how can you let this delicate girl carry such a heavy box!"

As soon as these words came out, the atmosphere at the scene was a little subtlely embarrassing. Wu Daoan then remembered that in fact, the real relationship between him and Shui Yuehan was only known to Han Zongxian and Liu Tingyu. In the eyes of others, the two are just girlfriends who have a good relationship. He didn't want to do anything to embarrass Shui Yuehan, so he decided to pretend to be a girl in front of outsiders. I saw him glaring at Han Zongxian: "Hmph, did you hear it, I don't know how to pity the fragrance and cherish the jade at all!" and deliberately activated his true qi to make a crisp heavenly sound. Han Zongxian was stunned for a moment, and said with a wry smile: "It's me who is wrong this time." The next is not an example, the next is not an example. ”

Seeing that Han Zongxian had admitted his mistake, this cousin stopped paying attention to him, turned to Shui Yuehan and asked, "Xiao Hanhan, is this little beauty your good friend?" ”

When Shui Yuehan saw her cousin's performance just now, she understood in her heart, and said with a smile: "Yes, she is a newly recruited officer of our Literature and Art Department, beautiful!"

"It's really beautiful, like a fairy coming out of a painting. "This cousin told the truth.

"Why, cousin, are you trying to chase our fairy?"

"There is nothing. "Of course, he can't admit it directly.

Shui Yuehan rolled her eyes and said with a cheap smile: "Cousin, let me tell you a secret, our little fairy is actually still waiting to be written." If you coax me, I'll give you a few nice words in her ear. ”

"Cousin, don't be kidding. You see, the little fairies are shy. ”

Wu Daoan was depressed in his heart, and said secretly: Shy of your sister, my brother blushed because he was angry with this girl, and he actually treated his husband like this. When I get the chance, I can't spare her. But he thought about it carefully, the man in front of him was his future uncle, and he had to make a good impression when they met for the first time. So, he raised his blushing little face and smiled sweetly at him: "You are the cousin that Sister Shui often mentions, you are more handsome than she said." ”

The cousin looked at his pretty face covered with blush and smiles, and his crisp and pleasant and delicate voice, and suddenly felt that his bones were soft, and his rare words were a little unfavorable: "That, hehe, it's nice to meet you." Well, I will come to our house to play when I have time in the future, I ...... Well...... I'm often at home. ”

"Cousin, don't you often travel on business and rarely go home to live?" Shui Yuehan didn't give his cousin face very much.

"That, I'm busy and free, hehe, I've just been more idle lately. ”

"It's because you meet our little fairy that you're idle, right?"

"Cousin, you just like to joke......"

Wu Daoan looked at this cousin's appearance of wanting to cover up, and couldn't help but smile, and the latter's heart shook again. It's a pity that the luggage was quickly placed, and he didn't have much reason to stay. After telling "be careful on the road" and something like that, he reluctantly glanced at the "little fairy" a few times, and then called a taxi back to the company.

After the cousin walked away, Liu Tingyu glared at Wu Daoan angrily: "It's shameless to seduce other men when you have a girlfriend!"

Wu Daoan was depressed, how could this sound so awkward? Shui Yuehan persuaded two more words, and then discussed the issue of getting off the seat together. After discussion, Han Zongxian drove first, and he was tired of changing the water Yuehan. Then there is the question of who is sitting next to Shui Yuehan. Wu Daoan wanted Liu Tingyu to be the co-pilot, and he and Shui Yuehan were the back row. Liu Tingyu wanted to drive Wu Daoan to the passenger seat, and she and Shui Yuehan were in the back row. The final result was that Shui Yuehan was in the middle of the back row, Wu Daoan was on her left, and Liu Tingyu was on her right. Fortunately, they are all thin, and the three of them sit in the back row without feeling crowded at all.

As soon as the car was on the road, Liu Tingyu began to continue to ridicule classmate Wu: "It's really not ashamed to sell cute and tender in front of Yuehan's cousin." I guess, that Shui Haolai must be thinking about how to get to know you through his cousin now. ”

Wu Daoan unceremoniously counterattacked: "This at least shows that I am more beautiful than you, you also go and seduce him to try, and see if he ignores you." ”

Liu Tingyu was furious: "What if it's beautiful, if I am a man, I won't find a washboard like you!"

"Cut, if you can't eat grapes, you say that grapes are sour. ”

Shui Yuehan, who was sandwiched in the middle, had a headache and made an international stop gesture: "Okay, stop arguing." One of you is my boyfriend and the other is my best friend, can't you get along well?"

Liu Tingyu snorted coldly: "What kind of boyfriend, so beautiful and loves to seduce people, sooner or later one day he will be abducted by a handsome guy." ”

"It's like you, you have such a bad personality and a vulgar person, no handsome guy in the world is willing to kidnap you. ”

"Don't argue......"

Han Zongxian drove calmly, deaf to the conversation between several people. Since it was his first time driving, although he had watched some relevant teaching videos before and memorized the traffic rules, he must have been rusty when he first got started. Fortunately, there are many cars in the city, and he can't drive fast, but he drives smoothly, and the two girls didn't notice anything unusual. Then, after Han Zongxian became familiar with driving, the speed of the car soared, and Shui Yuehan had to remind him again and again to slow down.

Wu Daoan and Liu Tingyu also slowly got tired of arguing, and decided to watch a movie at Shui Yuehan's suggestion. Shui Yuehan took out her iPad, Wu Daoan leaned on her left shoulder, and Liu Tingyu leaned on her right shoulder, watching a Japanese drama without any masturbation. After watching a few episodes, it was already 12 o'clock in the middle of the night, and both girls were a little sleepy, so they laid down the back seats, lay down and covered them with blankets to get ready for bed. Shui Yuehan reminded Han Zongxian before going to bed that she was tired and changed to her, and then quickly fell asleep. Wu Daoan is not sleepy. According to his current cultivation in the middle stage of foundation building, it is not a big problem to not sleep for 3 consecutive days. But they all slept, and he was bored alone, so he simply began to cultivate.