The first layer of the thirty-three days is the emperor Huang Zengtian, this layer of heaven is the closest to the world, so the immortals who live here are often the gods who directly manage the mortal world, and the most lively fairy palace is the marriage hall of the old man under the moon.

Yue Lao is a famous old immortal in the Three Realms, who became enlightened early, but his mana is not very good, but this person has refined a strange magic weapon, called the red line of marriage. The red line of marriage is a red rope that takes the mutual love between men and women, and the condensation of yin and yang in the heart.

Whenever those immortals in the sky had the intention of thinking about the dust and going down to earth, they secretly ran to the marriage hall with heavy gifts, bribed the old man to draw a red line for the mortals they fancied, and then went to the lower realm happily. The assistant of the old man under the moon was Princess Longji, the daughter of the Jade Emperor, who died in the First Battle of the Gods and was named Xingjun.

Princess Longji is also a powerful woman, since she was on the list of gods, her surname is much calmer, but she is married to Longde Xingjun Hongjin, and she is a little unhappy in her heart, and often complains that the old man is pulling the red line.

This said, Yue Lao returned with clean hands, and saw that the twenty-four heavenly gods were about to go out of the mansion, and hurriedly ran into the palace, only to see Princess Longji checking the marriage book, so he wondered: "Princess, what happened to those few people?"

Princess Longji smiled: "It was Guanyin Bodhisattva who sent someone to ask you to help pull a red line." I think you have offended Master Guanyin, so you have the courage to take this job for you, so that Master Guanyin will not find our family's bad luck, right?"

Yue Lao nodded and said: "Although this is the truth, but the marriage line can't be messed up, if you tie up the gods and demons, he starts a fire, and my book will suffer again! If all mortals in the world do this, the human race will become extinct, and humanity will be cut off, and my errand will be gone! Therefore, while he was reincarnated as a woman, he tied a red rope to her and the young man of the Ma family, hoping to let her know the fun of this love between men and women.

How do you want to be noticed by her after visiting the church and getting married, so she annoyed me, burned my marriage book with ** force, and her whole body festered to death, turning into pus, and scared the young man of the Ma family to death. It's good that you want to resolve my grievances with her, but unfortunately you haven't thought it through, and now you don't know which master you have offended!"

Princess Longji was a little displeased when she heard this, but she also knew that Yue Lao was telling the truth. When Guanyin was scared to death, the young man of the Ma family had no soul, and was taken away by Guanyin, killed an old demon, beat his soul into the body of this demon, and accepted him as his own protector Ming King, name: Ma Tou Ming King, if he wants him to be reincarnated in the whole life. Guanyin Bodhisattva was also ridiculed as the Malang woman Guanyin Bodhisattva.

Princess Longji sneered: "It's okay to offend others, don't offend women!

Yue Lao was so angry that she stomped her feet behind her back and secretly scolded her for being stingy. Hongluan Xingjun came out of the marriage hall, and was about to go to play with the sisters who hated Tianxun, when he suddenly saw a member walking towards him, a little rich, with a smile on his face, and entered the hall. The princess pondered: "Sure enough, the wrong red thread is pulled, this person's mana is extremely surging, although he is smiling, he is actually extremely angry, presumably he must be looking for Yue Lao to settle accounts." ”

Princess Longji was about to enter the palace to protect Yue Lao, and suddenly thought that it was this old man who pulled the red rope indiscriminately to let herself marry an incompetent husband, so that she was on the list of gods, and said with a smile: "Okay, let you suffer a lot." Hehehehehehe......" let out an eerie laugh, mounted his mount and left.

In the marriage hall, Zhu Ganglie sat on the main seat with a golden knife, casually flipped through the marriage book, Yue Lao bowed and stood aside, his two eyes were swollen like peaches, and he smiled and said: "Shangxian, your marriage red line has been hooked, what else are you looking for?"

The pig's head snorted, clenched two fists the size of sandbags and wanted to hit him again, shouting, "The little master is doing things, and you want to intervene?"

Yue Lao hurriedly laughed and said: "How dare you, how dare you!" secretly worried in his heart: "Princess Longji also said that women are stingy, and this master is even more stingy than women......"

Zhu Ganglie flipped through for a long time, but didn't find what he was looking for, so he had to hand over the marriage book to Yue Lao, and said: "Old man, you help me find a few characters, one is the current female king of the daughter country, the second is the pipa spirit of the poisonous enemy mountain, the third is the apricot fairy of my family, the fourth is the golden-nosed white-haired mouse spirit of the Trap Mountain, also known as Mrs. Diyong, and the fifth is the jade rabbit in the arms of the fairy Chang'e of Guanghan Palace." ...... in the arms Jade rabbit, hehe, white and tender rabbit ......"

Yue Lao didn't know what this old demon was smirking again, so he hurriedly checked the marriage book, found these five people, looked at them carefully, and screamed strangely. It turns out that these five people have people, gods, demons, and goblins, but their marriage line is connected to a character, named Chen Jiangliu, also known as Xuanzang, is a monk.

"The monk's six roots are pure, and the five aggregates are empty, how can he still appear in the marriage book, and he is also married to others?"

Zhu Ganglie sneered: "Naturally, the Bodhisattva took advantage of your unpreparedness and secretly ran over to add it." Tearing off the red line of the marriage of the five people, he blew the true fire of samadhi, burned it all away, thought for a while, and said with a smile: "Check a few more people with me." The first is Chang'e Fairy, the second is the Seven Fairies, the third is Jingwei, the fourth is Xingxian'er, and the three daughters of the Hundred Flowers Princess, the Queen of the Daughter Country, and the Bull Demon King, the Jade Rabbit Spirit also has to ......" After a while, he said the names of hundreds of daughters, and hesitated: "Is the girl a girl...... Forget it, ignore King Dayu, and find out again!"

Yue Lao hesitated: "Shangxian, what did you do to find out these many women?"

"Naturally, I will draw a red line for them and go to my Lao Zhu's name!

Yue Lao suddenly had a bitter face, and begged for mercy: "Shangxian, there are many characters here who can't be provoked by Xiao Lao'er, if you really sign the marriage red line, Xiao Lao'er's surname will not be guaranteed!"

Zhu Ganglie clenched his fists and touched his nose, and suddenly his nose bleeded, and he said in a vicious voice: "If you can't provoke them, you can afford to provoke me?" So that you can learn that my old Zhu has a green dragon on the left, a white tiger on the right, an old cow on his waist, and a nine phoenix on his chest.

Yue Lao wiped away the nosebleed, and said with a wry smile: "Who did I recruit to provoke me?" It's obviously the red line that Hongluan Xingjun is pulling around, and he cares about my?" The old man also had a bit of a temper, took out a red thread from his sleeve, found the name of the Queen Mother, tied it to it, but tied Zhu Ganglie to the other end, and said with a cruel smile: "Find an old sadist to take care of you!"

Yue Lao laughed a few times, became timid again, and quickly ripped off the red line, glanced around, and found that there was no one, so he breathed a sigh of relief.

"If you provoke the old abusive woman of the queen mother, you will definitely die a miserable death......";