Chapter 60: Murder by the Sword
Lei Tianluo smiled slightly, looked at the small box that had just been brought in front of him, and said to the natural charm: "It seems that the sloppy Taoist does have some inventory, not bad." You go back and tell him that you can send someone to get the pill before sunset. ”
Naturally charming, he wondered: "My brother really knows how to make alchemy, but I haven't seen a Ding Furnace here?"
Lei Tianluo began to talk nonsense in a serious manner: "A real master alchemy, where can you use any Ding furnace? Sister, you don't know." This alchemy is mysterious and mysterious, and there are many indescribable and unclear exquisiteness, only those who know alchemy will understand. ”
Tian Shengmei nodded, and asked curiously, "How did my brother guess that this thing was wanted by Dao Ye?" Is it just because I am his subordinate?"
Lei Tianluo laughed and said: "Tell me, in this entire General's Mansion, is there anyone who is more lascivious than that Taoist? Only a guy whose body has been hollowed out by a woman and who is ineffective in sexual affairs will take this recipe for alchemy." ”
Only then did she understand that she was born with a beautiful bone, and then smiled again: "Then my brother can refine a few more grains, and when the time comes, I can accompany my brother to eat one grain." ”
Lei Tianluo hurriedly waved his hand and said, "I have no problem at all. ”
Naturally charming took a few steps closer, and said with a smile: "Then why did my brother still endure it that night?"
Lei Tianluo was embarrassed, and remembered that night, he was not dreamless all night, but got up in the middle of the night and quietly disposed of the underwear, and his face was red to the root of his ears. But maybe it's because men are born to admit that they can't do anything, and they can't admit it if they don't work in this regard. In a hurry, Lei Tianluo pointed to the bed and said smugly: "Sister, don't believe it, you can go and see what my bed looks like now." ”
was stunned for a moment, and went to take a look at Lei Tianluo's bed. But when he saw a big hole in the middle of the bed, he was stunned for a moment, turned his head and said incredulously: "My brother is so violent? I don't know whose girl has such good luck?" Immediately, he seemed to be a little angry, "My brother really doesn't like my sister, hey, it seems that my brother doesn't want to have anything to do with me like this." ”
When Lei Tianluo saw her crying, he felt a little pity. I just wanted to comfort a few words, but I endured it again, and said in my heart: Lei Tianluo, Lei Tianluo, don't be dazzled by her appearance. Otherwise, I am afraid that it will be you who will suffer.
The natural charm was there and lamented for a while, peeking at Lei Tianluo, seeing that he had no sense of comfort at all, and there was really some unhappiness in his heart. But as soon as this emotion floated, she was suppressed again. Instead, he said, "But my brother reminds me of a person." ”
Lei Tianluo said: "Oh?
"In the refugees in the disaster area, word of mouth spread that there is a god in the world who can't bear the misery of the people, so he refined tens of thousands of pills and distributed them to the victims. The pill is very magical, as long as you eat one pill, you can keep you from hunger for a year. The refugees called him the Immortal. According to legend, this immortal looks like he is only ten ** years old, and he is not like an ordinary fairy, but he is giggling and cynical. Brother, tell me, what will this Tongtian immortal look like?"
Lei Tianluo was stunned for a moment, and thought to himself: This shouldn't be what you're talking about, right? I did refine the Life-Sustaining Pill, but it was only two thousand pills. And where can I do anything, one pill for a year? It's just a month.
Seeing Lei Tianluo's reaction, he smiled and said, "Brother, this person shouldn't be you, right?"
Lei Tianluo hurriedly waved his hand and said: "Look, I want some alchemy materials, and I have to cooperate with sloppy Daoists, where are there so many things, let me refine 10,000 pills? Besides, I really don't know, what pills can be full for a year." ”
Naturally coquettish, he nodded, turned around and walked out of the room, muttering, "Maybe there are not ten thousand grains, but only two thousand?"
Lei Tianluo was shocked, and he looked at his natural charm. At this time, the natural beauty turned his head and smiled at Lei Tianluo, and said, "What is my brother nervous about?"
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At dusk, the sloppy Taoist took the pill in his hand, put it on the tip of his nose and smelled it, a pungent fragrance. I want to eat it, but I'm a little worried. couldn't help but ask Tiansheng Feng again: "Are you sure you haven't seen him have an alchemy Ding furnace?"
Born with a charming nod, "I'm sure no." He said that alchemy masters never needed a ding furnace. ”
"Fart!" The sloppy Taoist slapped the table and said angrily, "Don't Ding Furnace, how can you make an alchemy?" Lei Tianluo, this kid, must not have real skills, otherwise he would not have said such ignorant words! It seems that this thing, I don't know where he got the mud balls, smeared some spices on the outside, and gave it to me as pills. ”
Naturally bewitched and asked, "Why is Dao Ye sure that this thing is not an elixir?"
The sloppy Taoist sneered: "He still wants to lie to me? I spent a lot of money to buy one from Cunsiguan." The elixir should be black and dull on the surface, and there should be an unpleasant smell. Where is it like this, the surface is shiny, and there is a fragrance? Hmph, he wants to lie to me, and it is still a little tender!"
As he spoke, he threw the pill to the ground angrily. The pill was so elastic that it bounced on the ground a few times without shattering. The sloppy Daoist turned pale with anger, and said: "Look, it's so hard, is it still an elixir? This is clearly an iron pill! This thing must be poison! Thunder Tianluo, Lei Tianluo, you don't keep your word and want to harm me, don't blame me for turning my face and not recognizing people!"
Born with a charming bone and not speaking, his eyes glanced at the elixir.
The sloppy Dao was angry for a while, and suddenly his eyes and bones rolled, and he thought about it. He picked up the pill again, took a beautiful box and wrapped it carefully, and said with a smile: "Let you see, how I borrowed a knife to kill people!"
As he spoke, he beckoned a subordinate, handed the box to him, and advised: "If you send this thing to the eldest young master Shu Xujie, you will say that I found a master to refine the elixir, which is good for his body." Remember, you must see Master Shu eat it before you can leave, understand?"
The subordinate bowed down and said, "The little one understands." ”
After the next person left, the sloppy Taoist said to Tiansheng Flattering: "When he finishes handing over the pill, you will kill him and throw him into the wilderness, remember, don't let people find out! When something happens to Master Shu, let's report to General Shu, these days the thunder sky has let the shopkeeper Ye of the pharmacy look around for alchemy materials, this matter, he must have done it! He even wants to bite me back, otherwise, why can't the person who sent the pill be found?" When the time comes, I'll see how he can gain a foothold in the General's Mansion!"
The natural charm nodded, and said: "Dao Ye is a good plan! In this way, he will definitely let Lei Tianluo steal chickens and rice!"
The sloppy Taoist said with a smug face: "Do you want to harm me? Don't look at it, what kind of character am I, Dao Master, how can I be plotted by a milky hairy boy like him!"