Chapter 160: Teacher Tian's Professional Ethics (Two Updates Guaranteed, There Will Be Updates Today)
"Let them go?" Zhao Lang stared at Tian Boguang with a look of suspicion, "Are you really Tian Boguang who travels alone?"
Tian Boguang's squinted peach blossom eyes were full of brilliance: "Tian Mouxing does not change his name and sits or change his surname, and the name of Wanli Lone is like a fake, how can it be a fake!"
Zhao Lang rolled his eyes: "If you are really Tian Boguang, how can you let such a beautiful woman go like this?"
Ren Yingying picked up the blue phoenix, and the second daughter gave Zhao Lang a vicious look, this stinky boy is definitely deliberate, wouldn't he be happy if he didn't tease them? It's a pity that the white eyes of the second chick are infinitely close to zero for Zhao Lang, the ruffian prodigal son.
Tian Boguang shook his head in a serious way, and laughed in a low voice: "Brother Zhao, you don't understand this, right! The world is so big, there are not one thousand but seven or eight hundred people in our business, do you know why everyone recognizes Tian as the number one flower thief in the world?"
Zhao Lang is called a sweat, is there anything else in this: "Please Brother Tian for advice." ”
Tian Boguang nodded with satisfaction: "Since Brother Zhao is studious, then good, today Tian will be a good teacher, and tell Brother Zhao about the ethics of this flower thief." ”
Poof! Zhao Lang vomited blood, the flower thief still has integrity, this Nima is too ruined!
Hearing that "Teacher Tian" was going to give a lecture, Ren Yingying and Lan Fenghuang were not in a hurry to leave, like two curious babies, they sat next to Tian Boguang and Zhao Lang, listening to "Teacher Tian" give a lecture.
Tian Boguang, known as the world's first flower thief, is proud of the world's most thorough study of women. He is an absolute master of female psychology research, a master of physiology practice, a master of body art, and the best instructor of love movements.
He has read countless women. The implementation of the understanding of the action of love. The depth of understanding of the opposite sex. It is worthy of being able to compete with a teacher surnamed Cang in the island country, and call him 'Teacher Tian'.
Teacher Tian looked at Zhao Lang, nodded to Ren Yingying and Lan Phoenix, and said matter-of-factly: "Brother Zhao, do you know that our line of flower thieves is also divided into grades. ”
The blue phoenix is the most lively. The bold personality of the Miao Jiang woman makes her much more free and easy about men and women than the Central Plains woman: "What grade?"
Teacher Tian was very satisfied with Blue Phoenix's curiosity, nodded and said, "Then you asked the right person." I think that Tian Boguang has been in the flower picking industry for many years, and many compatriots in this line are roughly divided into the following levels. ”
"The first level of flower thieves is the lowest, and it is also the most despised by me. Teacher Tian said indignantly, "They don't know how to respect and cherish women at all, and they block the road and rob, not only robbing sex, but also robbing money." even robbed money and sex after killing people and destroying corpses. This kind of flower thief. can be described as the scum of the world, even if Tian encounters it, he can't help but do the right thing for the sky, and kill one by one. ”
Zhao Lang covered his forehead, Tian Boguang, as the world's first flower thief, whoever slaughtered you is the real way for heaven!
Blue Phoenix sneered and said, "Brother Tian is really a gentleman in the flower-picking world. ”
Tian Boguang waved his hand: "Where is it, let's talk about this second level, the second level of flower thieves is the most existing in the group of flower thieves on the rivers and lakes, and this is also the level of Brother Zhao." ”
Blue Phoenix looked at Zhao Lang and said with a smile: "Oh, it turns out that Brother Zhao's level is so low!"
Zhao Lang: ""
"This second level is slightly better than the first level, the second level of flower thieves, will use drugs and other tools to commit crimes, and they are more gentle to women, but overall, they are still relatively low-level, and they can't let the woman get enough happiness, so they can only satisfy their own **. ”
Zhao Lang resisted the urge to take off his shoes and smoke this girl, and listened to Tian Boguang continue to talk nonsense.
"As for the third-level flower thief, it is relatively advanced and rare," Tian Boguang said with a smile, "They already know more about women's preferences, know how to make women taste greater pleasure in personnel matters, know how to let women break through the shackles of morality, and how to alleviate women's pain."
"The third-level flower thief will no longer forcibly occupy a woman, more often, it is constantly eroding the woman's persistence and resistance, so that the other party will half-push and half-sacrifice his body on the spot," Mr. Tian said eloquently, "This level of flower thief treats women like flowers, gentle and friendly." Caring for women is like caring for delicate flowers, so that they can really be worthy of the word 'picking flowers'. ”
Zhao Lang was stupid, Nima, it makes sense, I was speechless, the way of picking flowers is really broad and profound, and I live to learn all the time.
Blue Phoenix smiled and asked, "What level are you?"
"I'm the fourth level," Tian Boguang said proudly, "This level of flower picker has a deep understanding of a woman's heart, and you can see the loneliness and loneliness in a woman's heart at a glance." They can have an in-depth understanding of a woman from all aspects, their every move is for the sake of the woman, they are gentle, they have the ability, and they will appear as soon as the woman needs it. Just like the two girls were violated by Brother Zhao, Tian will come out as soon as possible to rescue you. ”
After that, Tian Boguang narrowed his peach blossom eyes and looked at Ren Yingying and Blue Phoenix, full of flattery.
Zhao Lang sprayed, and complained in his heart, is Nima a flower thief? This is obviously the second warm male who will never be able to put the heroine in the legendary idol drama!
Tian Boguang continued: "For us, the fourth-level flower pickers, mere physical possession can no longer bring us any satisfaction. What we seek is inner fulfillment, that feeling of love and sincerity. For this level of flower pickers, there is no love or desire, and before they completely occupy a woman's heart, they will never infringe on the innocence of a woman, and they are more ethical than those so-called gentlemen on the rivers and lakes. ”
"Since I reached this level, the target women have all come to me, stealing hearts and incense, and it has come to fruition. Those women tend to see things between us as little secrets between two people, and they don't think they're being violated, and they even take the initiative to contact me for pleasure. We're not flower thieves, we're cooks of love and lust!"
Nima, is this still a flower thief? This Nima is a **holy hand! Convinced, Zhao Lang is completely convinced of Teacher Tian's professional standards, seniors! Teacher!
"Therefore, people in the industry are convinced by me and give me the title of 'Stealing Hearts Odatian'. It is precisely because I am the only one in the rivers and lakes who has reached the fourth level that my peers have set me up as the number one flower picker in the world. ”
The posture has risen, the posture has really risen, Zhao Lang's heart is galloping and surging with mud horses: "But Brother Tian, the evaluation of you on the rivers and lakes is not like this." It seems that there are not a few girls you forcibly possess on the rivers and lakes!"
"Hey, that's just a frame-up," Tian Boguang waved his hand helplessly and rolled his eyes, "Tian has debuted for more than ten years and has never forcibly possessed any woman. ”
Ren Yingying had a look of disbelief: "Hmph! Who would frame you as a flower thief?"
Tian Boguang said proudly: "Some of them are some peers who have just debuted, because they are not capable enough, and they are afraid that the yamen will find trouble, so they leave Tian's name, shift the target, and push the trouble on Tian's body." ”
"But more than that, it's those so-called decent disciples who are adding fuel to the fire and pouring dirty water on my head. Tian Boguang sneered, looking very disdainful of decency. (To be continued......)
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