Eight more than the emperor
February 17, on the banks of Luoshui.
At dawn, the red sunrise, Fang Dadu, 24 Jinwu Lieutenants, more than 200 Imperial Forest Forbidden Army, along the wharf on the outskirts of Beijing, boarded the "Yu Huang" giant ship, a total of more than 100 eunuchs and palace maids, more than 1,000 boatmen and men, 12 entourage ships, 17 cargo ships, as well as Zhong Nushi, Marshmallow and others, set sail for Luoshui, and set off mightily! There are a lot of people, more goods, gold, silver, jewelry, antique calligraphy and paintings, silk and satin, meat, vegetables, fruits and vegetables, the cargo ship can't be loaded, and it is loaded to the ship, and the sun is loaded to the top of the head, let alone sailing, and the anchor has not been pulled.
Hey!hey!hey!hey!
Fang Dadu sat on the deck and sighed incessantly!
At this point, I finally understood what it meant to cede land and pay for silver, what it meant to be an unequal treaty, and what it meant to be humiliated!
With a dignified and prosperous Jing Dynasty, a small island is paid tribute every year, money and goods are not counted, and they have to be given away-
It's a shame, it's a shame!
As the captain of the escort team, Fang Dadutong blushed for Lao Yuanji, and was even more anxious that this tribute alone could be loaded for two hours, and the day was already in the middle of the day, and the birthday ambassador had not yet arrived.
The birthday ambassador is the history of the love of Zhong Nu.
Zhong Nushi, who has been a birthday ambassador seven times in a row, is experienced and calculates the time accurately: "Brother Fang Yin-Brother Fang Yin-"
What should come will always come, and when it is time to go, Fang Yinda doesn't have to worry: "Look at it! Look at it!"
Originally, everything was completely free to worry about Fang Yin: "Brother Fang Yin-Brother Fang Yin-"
There was only one marshmallow, and it was called in a panic: "Go, go, play! I didn't see that I was annoyed......"
Candy floss. It's still young after all. Although he usually pretends to be deep, he is still a child's heart after all: "Oops!
He is pretending to be a palace maid, dressed as a palace maid, with beaded hair, gorgeous clothes, and a face painted like a hanged ghost in the middle of the night: "Oh no, no, Brother Fang Yin! Skirt, my skirt! torn ......" The poor long skirt reached the ground. It is inevitable that garlic is mixed under his feet, and at that time, the marshmallow was running from the wide and boundless deck, his eyes were full of freshness, and his heart said that he was worthy of Brother Fang Yin, that is, he was well-informed, sat steadily, and was completely handsome!
Fang Yin had seen a lake as big as the sea, and Fang Yin had seen a river flowing with blood and fire, a small Luo water. I don't think about it. Marshmallow is not comparable, but Marshmallow is also a very knowledgeable person. For example, this boat, named Emperor Yu, also known as Wang Zhou, is a ship with large wings for the princely generals, with three houses high and can carry thousands of people. No matter what, since Brother Fang Yin didn't look fresh, he had to go to see the marshmallow himself, but in fact, at this time, many little palace maids and little eunuchs had already gathered on the deck, playing in pairs, pointing and cheering and exclaiming-
Look left, look right, a hundred and ten oars, thousands of ropes, only one cable is as thick as an arm, straightened longer than a boat, coiled up and tall. There are also dozens of huge artillery, black and shiny, majestic and mighty, the cannonballs are as big as watermelons, known as the cannon of General Jinghai! Look up, look down, there are more than ten giant masts, all of them are high, and the highest one is a pillar towering to the sky, straight and round to dozens of zhang, even the most dexterous ape can not climb it. There is a mast on it, and an iron anchor under it, only an iron anchor, the thickness of the thigh, and it hangs straight down to the bottom of the river like a sea god, and it is difficult to shake anyone who goes up.
Only this anchor weighs 1,800 catties, and dozens of strong men must be coiled and twisted when it starts, which shows the size of this ship.
This is not called much, the time of anchoring is the time of sailing, when thousands of boatmen on the deck are twisted together, dozens of rows of cloud sails of all sizes rise together, the potential can cover the sky enough to cover the sun, the grandeur of the scene is beyond words. Because of the joy is not only the first time on the ship of a group of small eunuchs and palace maids, on the wharf on the river bank there are also thousands of people in the capital to come here to watch, this is the annual Dragon Palace birthday fairy island trip, some people cry, some laugh, some people are happy, some people are worried, when Emperor Yu comes is the time of parting, happy is happy to go to Xiandao for a lifetime, worry is sad once parting can not be gathered-
The Yuhuang ship, which only comes once a year, is at this time.
Most of the little eunuchs and palace maids who were sent to Xiandao were children of poor families, most of them also had fathers and mothers, and some brothers and sisters. For Xiandao and Dragon Palace, there are two sayings in people's mouths, one is that the paradise on earth is better than heaven, and going is to enjoy happiness, which makes people happy. One is that if you go, you will be a slave, and your status will be even more lowly, and you will not be as good as a pig or a dog, but it can be said that life is better than death. It is too bizarre to be able to produce two completely different and even extreme statements in the same place, and it can only show one problem.
It's not about the region, it's about the people.
According to legend, the little princess of the undersea Dragon Palace, that is, the daughter of the Dragon Master, is very difficult to serve.
That is to say, if you want to enter Xingluo Immortal Island, the undersea Dragon Palace, whether you are an immortal, or a human, or a cow and a horse, or a turtle and a king, or directly a ghost who died unjustly, all these differences are only in one sentence. That is to say, if she wants to appreciate you, you will be carefree from now on, eating, drinking, merry, and happy like a fairy, and if she wants to hate you, you will never be able to turn over, throw yourself into the sea to feed the fish, and go straight to hell. Therefore, the children on the boat are looking forward to and fearing, very excited and worried, and the relatives on the shore are even more sad and joyful, everyone is worried about their hearts and lungs, and they generally look at each other with tears in their eyes and wave their arms violently: "Click-click-click-squeak-squeak-"
Anchored.
Finally came to this moment, and the boat was boiling: "Dad-mother-son-son-――――――――"
The heavy iron anchor clicked, the huge winch creaked, and the piercing friction sound was accompanied by laughter and tears, and the hearts of the people were broken round and round and round! The anchor hook broke the water, the four claws appeared, and the cold light of the dark black was reflected under the blazing sky: "Daddy, father, mother, mother, son, my son!" The anchor fell, the sail slowly rose, dozens of winches and hundreds of people wrenched together, and dozens of large and small cloud wings like waves on the four sides of the triangle gradually expanded: "I'm damned!"
This is Fang Dadutong, Fang Dadu is really unbearable, he spat it at the moment and scolded fiercely-
There are two reasons for this.
First, at that time, there were dozens of people on and off the ship, large and small, who could not withstand the blow and fainted on the spot!
At the same time, on the banks of Luoshui, there are thousands of people of all ages and young who kowtow to the southwest, sincerely pray for the blessing of the Dragon King of the South China Sea, and sincerely wish the little princess of the Dragon Palace more blessings and longevity.
How foolish!
But for a birthday, if you work so hard and waste money, wouldn't you be angry and resentful, and you should be indignant by people and gods!
At that moment, Fang Dadu had only one thought in his heart, when he saw the so-called Shenma Princess of the Bullshit Undersea Dragon Palace, he would definitely go up and slap their big mouths and teach her a hard lesson!
The second is that Zhong Danu has not yet come.
In fact, this time, it can be said that it is the island birthday group, Fang Dutong is just the captain of the guard, and Zhong Nushi is the head of the group.
That's the case, but Fang Dutong is the son of the Hou Ye, and his official position is bigger than her, so he doesn't like her.
Wait, just wait for a long time, what do you say this is called?
No, don't wait!
Leave!
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Zhong Nushi has been a birthday ambassador for seven consecutive times, and she is experienced and accurate in time calculation.
Just because of the history of Zhong Nu, there is no need to calculate the time, and if the history of Zhong Nu is not enough, the ship will not be opened.
This is the seventh time.
When, Zhong Danu Shi, dressed up and traveling, with many entourages, so that he could be in a good time, and when he came.
The banks of Luoshui are empty, and the wharves on the outskirts of Beijing are insignificant.
"Where's the boat?" Xiaomei Xiaocui looked around blankly: "What about the people?"
"Gone. This is the White Lady, frowning lightly, and said resentfully: "I have already left." ”
"I'll just say! I'll say!" This one who spoke was Yuanbao, and Yuanbao was extremely annoyed: "Look at it! Look at it!"
"Little ingots, don't make trouble. "There is a reason for the incident, that is, because Bai Suzhen is a white lady, she is too dressed up and missed the itinerary in one fell swoop: "Mr. said, don't panic in case of trouble, it's good to be calm." ”
Speaking of which, Mr. Bai has taught Yuanbao before, and of course there is also a Yuanfang: "Yuanli, what do you think?"
"Hey!" Yuan Li sighed, shook his head helplessly, and said: "The second sister is like a god, and Yuan Li is ashamed of herself!"
"Ha!" Yuan Fang looked up to the sky and snorted, and immediately galloped away: "Drive, drive, drive!"
Among the cadres, only Yuan Fang rode a horse, and Yuan Fang took the first step and chased after the guy along the bank of the Luoshui River: "Click-"
The crowd was speechless and sighed.
There were forty or fifty people who came, all of them were royal relatives and dignitaries, and there were more than 20 handsome men and beauties.
"That, it's really ruthless!" everyone present said heartily!
But it doesn't matter, the big boat is gone, there are still small boats, and the most important thing in Luoshui is the boat: "Boss, boss, man, man!"
As many small fishing boats, with oars and no sails: "Get on board!"
"The surname Fang, let's see!" The big boat is heavy and can't go fast, but the small boat is light and fast like an arrow: "Chase and chase, chase quickly!" (to be continued......)