Incompetence, and impotence.

Do nothing, and do nothing.

That's right.

The sun is approaching, the spring is shining, the top four promotion battle begins, the first battle -

Incompetent Daisen VS Kao Peony!

This one......

If it is a group, this group is the group of death, if it is a duel, this one is the ultimate showdown, this must be someone who sees that the strength of the two people is too strong, so he deliberately eliminated one in the form of a hard encounter, so as to achieve his ulterior purpose......

Not to mention this, does anyone think that the incompetent Great Immortal is very honest today, even more honest than the Taoist priest?

It's honest, don't squint-

There is only you in my eyes, and there is only you in my heart, and of course the flower of the incompetent fairy is a rose, which was given to her.

The King of Flowers?

Phew!

That's because Su Shu didn't participate, otherwise, hum!

Xiao Sushu, holding his head.

The confession is too explicit, the love words are too numb, and Xiao Sushu's big heart can't stand it: "Incompetent Immortal Brother - Incompetent Immortal Brother-"

One light bulb, two light bulbs, the incompetent fairy does not squint: "I give you flowers, can you accept it?"

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The result of not accepting it is death, and the result of accepting it is more sad than death, Xiao Sushu covered his face: "Ah————————————————————"

In time, this must be another cow peony, but the incompetent immortal likes: "Don't be afraid! Wait for me! I will fight for you!"

"Okay, don't talk about the incompetent fairy brother anymore-" Yuan Tianyi persuaded: "Look at Su Shudu's crying!"

"Incompetent Immortal Brother!Woo Woo! Incompetent Immortal Brother!" Li Xiaoxiao cried: "You must come back alive, Incompetent Immortal Brother......"

You see. The brutality of this battle. and the danger of the opponent, even the younger brother can see it. As a big brother, the incompetent immortal can't say anything: "Hmm!"

So he went on stage, clenched his fists, held his head high, took a long breath before leaving, slowly spit it out, and took a deep look—

So resolutely and strode away. Left a tragic back!

A song sounded behind him: "The wind is blowing and the clouds are flying~~Weijia is returning to his hometown~~Ande warriors are guarding the Quartet~~"

This is a strong wind, and there are big waves: "The waves are running, the waves are flowing, and the surging river will never stop ~~"

Obviously, this is what it is going to be, and it is all over the battle, in fact, at this time, everyone's palms are sweating for the incompetent immortals, just because Sister Peony is also in a very bad mood at this time-

He only did not speak, holding a bird gun, adding gunpowder, and ramming it throughout!!!!!!

What about the specifics. Looking at the Niu family's support group, Bai Dafu exclaimed: "What bombs?"

It's shotgun. Chen Ping explained: "The iron sand loaded with a dozen pieces, one shot down people into a sieve, or a hornet's nest. ”

"I said old lady, you're too ruthless!" Niu Dazhi smiled bitterly: "In any case, incompetence is also a person from Nanshan Zen Buddhism, will it be a bit too much for you to do this?"

"It doesn't matter, don't worry. This is the second sister Yueji: "The little monk has miraculous skills to protect his body, and he is invulnerable!"

Niu Niuniu, gesturing: "Horn! Horn!"

"It's not good, it's not good, this knife and gun, won't it hurt the harmony?" eldest sister peony: "If you follow me, it's better to use fire and thunderbolt directly, one moment, one moment, boom!"

Chen Buping: "Hahahahaha!"

The old man Niu was admiring Mobao: "Good words! Good words! Tut-tut, the king of flowers, go back to make a big gold plaque and hang it on the door of my Niu family!"

Old Madam Niu smiled: "God open your eyes, Bodhisattva bless, Amitabha Amitabha-"

In the name of the royal gift, the power of the flower king, the wrath of thunder, and the punishment of fools, the current peony is a dynamite bag, and the idiot and incompetence are a bunker-

The king of bullshit flowers!

It's up to you to make it!

All in all, Peony is very angry, and now there is an urgent need for a channel to vent, if there is no Zen, then this channel is no Zen -

No, can, big, immortal, dead! fixed!

The duel begins.

The two are opposed.

The audience at the scene was full of eyesight, staring at the big eyes and looking hard, and at the same time stunned their ears, and they didn't dare to take a breath~

Any detail, not even a word, can not be missed, this is the duel between masters: "Huh!"

As soon as Peony raised his hand, the muzzle of the black hole was already aimed at the incompetent head: "Want to die, want to live?"

Joyfully!

There are only two paths, whether to live in humiliation or sacrifice heroically, the incompetent immortal faces a dilemma-

Stabilization!

Calmness means calmness, and the incompetent Daxian responded with silence and calmly made the wisest choice-

I just don't choose it.

The next two of them, their eyes intertwined!

There was a contemptuous smile on Peony's flaming red lips, and the incompetent Great Immortal only felt a chill from the tail vertebrae to the heavenly spirit cover: "Not good!"

Between the lightning flashes of his mind, he can't know that this person is a two, what a crazy woman!

You calm down, she is a shot, since she is calm, she is also a shot, so the serial plan to show the enemy to surrender without a fight has failed: "I want to live!"

That's right, you have to be a confessor, Peony smiled, and became a kind sister-in-law again: "Since you want to live, then I'll show you a way to live, turn left, move forward, keep walking, jump down-"

The incompetent immortal turns left, moves forward, keeps walking, jumps down, is that possible?

It's impossible to think with your toes, and what kind of person is the incompetent immortal, how can he be deceived by such a clumsy trick: "Wait a minute! I still have one more thing to say, that is, the inner ......."

"Boom!"

There is only one way to live, which is to turn left and keep walking and jumping, and turn right and turn back and walk and jump: "Wow!"

How many people fell to the sky, how many people screamed, and saw that puff of black smoke accompanied by a red flame directly "sprayed!" on the immortal face of the impotent immortal-

The words of the incompetent immortal have not yet been spoken. He also has a mouth open. The face is full of carbon black smoke and fire. The hair is like a wall grass~

It's just a lesson.

In the end, the iron sand still didn't get into the gunpowder, and Sister Peony was a soft-hearted person and an incompetent sister-in-law: "Okay, you can say it." ”

Incompetence: "......"

Two cloudy tears snaked down from the corners of his eyes, washing out two shallow ravines on the scorched face of the incompetent immortal~~

Endure again and again, endure humiliation, this is the result. This is really aggrieved: "Amitabha-"

But you still have to be patient, everything is worth it, the incompetent Daxian spit out a breath of black gas, and said: "What I want to say, there are only two words, that is, Wen Dou!"

"Wen Dou?" Sure enough, he was brainless, so he fell into the trick: "What kind of Wen Dou are you talking about?"

"Wen Dou, that's it-" The incompetent immortal was overjoyed, but he didn't show his face: "Don't use the knife." And don't move guns, don't move fists. Nor do you move your feet, but, more than your head. ”

"Than the mind?" Sure enough, the hair was long and the insight was short, and he immediately took the bait: "You said it is better than the brain? Did I hear it wrong? Do you have a brain?"

At this point, everything is under control: "Hahahaha!

"Nonsense!"

"Yay!" the incompetent immortal was ecstatic, and cheered in his heart: "It's done!"

In order to achieve the goal, you can do whatever it takes, don't forget to ask Yu Dao, for this matter yesterday, the incompetent Daxian once consulted Daoist Fang overnight: "Okay! This is what you said, a gentleman's words, four horses are difficult to chase!"

"It's hard to chase four horses, and it's hard to chase eight horses. Peony said impatiently: "Just say it, what a comparison, you can draw the next way-"

This little monk is fat and stupid, but he also has a hard kung fu, so when it comes to Wendou, Peony is also in the middle!

If you move the knife, you can't cut him.

If you use a gun, you can only be injured and disabled, and you can't win the game.

Thunder, it is inevitable to be injured by mistake, in case you accidentally hurt the flower and moon appearance of the peony, it is not good.

Therefore, the battle of wits is also something that Peony has thought about a long time ago, the two hit it off, and they swore by high-fives at the moment, in order to show fairness, please come out of the old together-

Three questions.

Just one person, now three questions.

"Ahem!" Yu Lao came to the stage and glanced at Peony first: "First question, listen well-"

The incompetent immortal was shocked at the moment!

No one knew that under the instruction of Daoist Fang, the incompetent Great Immortal had given Yu Lao a full two hundred taels of golden tickets last night!

That's right!

You can send it, and so can others!

Could it be that she also gave two hundred taels? What's more, two hundred and fifty taels?

Plus beauty bribes?

Oops!

"How much is one plus one?"

"Two!" The incompetent immortal breathed a sigh of air at the moment, and said in his heart that this was really a suspicious ghost: "One plus one, equals two!"

Peony sneered and was silent.

"I want three answers to this question. Yu Lao nodded and smiled, and at the same time shook his head.

The incompetent immortal was stunned!

I heard Peony say: "One plus one, equal one, one plus one, equal to two, one plus one, equal to three." ”

Yu Lao nodded and smiled: "The answer is correct, the second question-"

"Wait a minute!" At this time, the incompetent immortal's mind was blank: "Why? Why? Why is it one, why is it two, no, why is it three?"

Only by people.

Yu Lao didn't explain, this was Lingxiu's incompetence after the fact: "A man, a woman, two people, a pair, a family of three, that's it." ”

At that time, I was incompetent and asked, "What if we give birth to one?"

The second question is an anagram.

This question is not to be missed for the incompetent immortals, so the incompetent immortals suppressed their anger and listened attentively-

"A pinch of a pinch, a pinch of it. ”

"People!" the incompetent immortal roared, "Enter!"

This time, there are four answers, and this question was originally done by the incompetent immortal: "Hahahaha! I won!"

"I'm not done yet. Yu Lao continued: "One bite, the world." ”

Typing.

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The incompetent Daxian fell into confusion.

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Everyone was in a hurry, and they all bowed their heads for a while, and they all gestured with their fingers in the palms of their hands......

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The incompetent Daxian went to see the peony, but he was also at a loss when he saw it: "Only?"

"Wrong!"

"Stay?"

"Wrong!"

"Six?"

"Wrong!"

"Phew!"

"Wrong!"

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The incompetent Great Immortal was in a hurry, and hurriedly went to see Daoist Fang, but saw Daoist Fang open his mouth: "Whew!"

In his mind, a flash of inspiration appeared, and before he could think about it, he burst out with one word: "Swallow!"

One stroke and one pinch, swallow the world in one bite, so it is good to say that more literacy is good: "Hahahaha! I won! I won!"

Don't you know that the eldest sister of Peony is more literate, and then drank out a word: "Wu!"

The world, the world, the heavens, the world, this is the breadth and profundity of the Chinese language: "Hao!"

This is called drawing inferences, and Peony laughed and said, "What? You said one, I said two!"

Everyone was amazed and amazed.

All right.

But in a strict sense, this one is either added or not added, so Peony answered accurately and comprehensively: "Hahahahaha!"

This question is a rush to answer. Yu Lao smiled and said: "One to one, the third question——"

Here, I still want to explain.

Peony did not bribe Yu Lao, whether it was money or beauty, and the reason why Yu Lao glanced at Peony was because Peony was threatening Yu Lao with his eyes at that time-

Want to die? Want to live?

Who is Yu Lao? Can you eat this set?

All in all, money is like dung (this is too little), and beauty is like floating clouds (people don't send it), so Yu Lao still chooses to say fairly: "Guess boxing, rock-paper-scissors, a game to be determined!" (to be continued......)