Hangzhou Xu Family Compound.

Looking at Bai Suzhen, who was biting her nails, frowning, and looking down to browse the contract, Niu Erhua poked Zhen Hao's backbone.

"Brother Zhen Hao, where did you get so many contracts? We've been together all along, and I haven't seen you write them by hand?"

The boss spoke, Zhen Hao smiled, took out a soft pen and two pieces of A4 paper that were not only soft but also crumpled from the system space, and handed them to Niu Erhua like a treasure.

"This fountain pen and these two pieces of A4 paper are not ordinary things, they are treasures that have been passed down from generation to generation in our old Zhen family. ”

Zhen Hao looked mysterious, and he sold a pass halfway through the words, because the method of picking up girls was extremely strict, it was useless, and it could only be used on Niu Erhua.

System: Am I your ancestor?

When Niu Erhua heard this, the curiosity on his face was even worse, and he took these two ordinary-looking things in his hand and played with them back and forth, but no matter how he looked at them, they were ordinary pens and A4 paper.

"Brother Zhen Hao, don't tease others, hurry up and tell me what is so special about these two things. ”

Niu Erhua held one of Zhen Hao's arms tightly in her arms, swaying from side to side, looking at Zhen Hao's eyes flickering, as if there were little stars in them.

"Since you asked sincerely, then I will tell you with great mercy!" Zhen Hao proudly straightened his chest and took the ordinary-looking fountain pen from Niu Erhua's hand with his free hand.

This fountain pen is called "automatic homework pen", it can automatically write what you want to write according to your thoughts, and it does not need to absorb ink, every time it is consumed, the ink in its stomach will slowly recover by itself. ”

"That's amazing!"

Niu Erhua exclaimed, and then hurriedly handed over the two pieces of A4 paper in his hand: "What about this, what about this, what is the use of these two pieces of paper?"

"These two pieces of A4 paper are knowledgeable, they are called "love each other's family", don't look at them only have two pieces of paper, but they can create a race, all of them are A4 paper races. ”

"That's amazing. ”

The first time I saw this kind of thing that had no scientific basis, did not abide by the law of conservation of mass at all, and was purely based on settings, Niu Erhua was full of interest in them, and took them in his hand again to observe them carefully.

After a while, looking at the soft pen and A4 paper in his hand, Niu Erhua asked curiously again: "Brother Zhen Hao, are these two things soft and soft in their original appearance? Could it be that this is the difference between special items and ordinary items?"

"Not really. ”

Zhen Hao shook his head, took the pen, and was a little puzzled: "When I got it in my hand, they were different from normal pens and A4 paper in addition to their functions, but they were no different in other aspects, and I didn't know ...... them."

"Oh~!I see!"

Zhen Hao inadvertently took off the coat of this "automatic homework pen", revealing his belly filled with ink, but at this time there was not a drop of ink in its stomach, and it was empty.

Zhen Hao excitedly displayed his empty stomach in front of Niu Erhua.

"You see, he was squeezed dry, because he wrote too many contracts overnight, and there was not a drop left by the contracts. ”

There is not a drop left, and the vivid description makes people instantly understand what Zhen Hao wants to express.

Niu Erhua also understood, her face was slightly red, and she raised the two A4 papers in Yang's hand: "What about the two of them......?" Is that what is it?"

Niu Erhua:(*/w\*)

"Not really, but it kind of a relationship. They were plagued by the "automatic homework pen" without a drop left. The speed of this homework is first-class, and the A4 paper is written in two or three minutes, and it is already good to be able to keep up with the rhythm with the hard work of these two "blind dates and loving families". ”

"Hard work? These two pieces of paper can also make paper?"

Zhen Hao didn't answer, the corners of his mouth raised slightly, revealing a meaningful smile.

Three hours later, Bai Suzhen closed the contracts in their hands one after another, her face was quite complicated, and she didn't know how to describe her current mood, but she could only say that she benefited a lot.

"Master Zhen, we've finished reading the contract......"

If you don't have any doubts, please sign your name on the last page, thank you for your cooperation. ”

Zhen Hao stood up on the Taishi chair that the black old demon was going to pinch out on the spot, and looked at Bai Suzhen with surprise on his face, the flowers he was waiting for were almost grateful.

Bai Suzhen: "......"

Zhen Hao raised his eyebrows: "What? Do you still have any questions about the contract?"

"Why are we the price for every rule violation?"

"That's right, why is all the regulations followed by "If you violate the regulations, you will unload our Xu Xian's arms and legs", and even more excessively, there are even more ...... Xu Xian's, are you a pervert!"

"You...... You're a threat! You're not fair at all!"

......

Bai Suzhen didn't speak yet, Xu Xian couldn't sit still, they had been reading the contract by Bai Suzhen, who was paired with each other, and the staff stipulated that column was simply full of deep malice towards them, bottomless, and they couldn't get up if they fell.

"I guess you don't have to look carefully at each of them, Article 289, Paragraph 9, Article 18 of the contract is about whether the contract is signed......"

Zhen Hao pushed the glasses that didn't exist: "What this article means is that if there are unrelated people who prevent Bai Suzhen from signing the contract, Xiao Xu Xian will be punished, and he will be punished by beheading." ”

Xu Xian: "......"

Bai Suzhen: "......"

Xu Xian was silent, and the cruel punishment of beheading the public brought not only physical trauma, but also mental crushing to the ground.

After all, as long as there are more than two identical things, people will always subconsciously compare them and distinguish one from the other.

Distinguish the superior from the inferior...... Xu Xian subconsciously clamped his legs and persuaded his own brothers, who finally stood up last night, to restrain their arrogance.

"What if we don't agree to sign this contract?

"First of all, I have to remind you, please pay attention to your wording. ”

Zhen Hao looked at Bai Suzhen, an unknown world who spoke, with a serious face: "Because you are not my employees now, this article is not a rule, please call its correct name ———— sign a contract." ”

"Okay, may I ask you this signing instructions......

"That's it, it's water...... Nonsense."

Zhen Hao stretched out his hand to stop Bai Suzhen, who wanted to say it again: "If you are unwilling to sign my contract, then this signing notice will definitely not affect Xiao Xu Xian." But ......"

I'm afraid to say everything, but I know if there is one when I say it.

Bai Suzhen and Xu Xian were nervous and uneasy, and they didn't know what kind of gossip would pop out of Zhen Hao's mouth.

Although you have not violated this signing notice, Article 11 of the third paragraph of Item 267 clearly states that "if Bai Suzhen herself is unwilling to join the company, we will not force her to join, but her paper fees, pen and ink fees, mental damage expenses, transportation expenses, etc. must be made up one by one." ”

"Whew~!"

The crowd of Xu Xian didn't hear their names, and they couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief, and hurriedly pulled Bai Suzhen to ask him to refuse to sign Zhen Hao's contract.

But when the words came to their mouths, Xu Xian suddenly woke up, remembering the signing instructions of item 289, paragraph 9, and article 18, and the dissuasion on the lips directly became "The weather is so good today", "Lady, there is an ant on your face, I'll help you blow it off" and so on.

Bai Suzhen is not a stupid Bai Tian, after a little thought, she understood what Xu Xian meant, and she was about to refuse, when a flash of inspiration suddenly appeared in her mind, and she retracted the words she originally wanted to refuse.

"Zhen Gongzi, I don't know what those expenses are, is it worldly money?"

As soon as it was dialed, Xu Xian also came back to his senses, and a cold sweat broke out behind his back, with the urine nature of this contract, there must be a pit in the unspecified fee!

"Expenses, that must be Xu Xian, I didn't see that the compensation for other terms is Xu Xian. ”

"Xu Xian, Xu Xian, Xu Xian......"

The seeds of the immortals were buzzing, and their names kept echoing in their minds.

They couldn't figure out why Xu Xian had become a currency, why Zhen Hao always stared at him alone, and the others were also very funny!

For example, the little young people outside the living room, the scourge of this ignorant girl is not fragrant!

Zhen Hao: I would like to......

"You don't think I'm going to spend so much money on a few stinky money, do you?

Zhen Hao spread his hands and looked at Bai Suzhen and Xu Xian with a kind of "I obeyed you" eyes, and then took out a calculator from behind, knocked it for a while, and finally came out with a value of 2.5.

Without hiding it, Zhen Hao directly displayed the screen of the calculator in front of Bai Suzhen and Xu Xian, smiling and sincere.

"If Bai Suzhen himself is unwilling to join my company, then you owe me 2.5 Xu Xian. Now you only have one, which means that you still owe me a half cent, are you sure you want to refuse to sign my contract?"

......

Xu Immortals were silent, they had not yet come out of the transformation from a person to money.

"You are a bandit contract, didn't you say that you follow the spirit of the contract? Didn't you also say that you respect the decisions of the employees?" Rao Yi Bai Suzhen's good temper couldn't stand this super rogue contract, so he spoke out angrily and pointed at Zhen Hao's nose and asked loudly.

"Little girl, I don't like to hear you say that. ”

The smile on Zhen Hao's face gradually disappeared, and he regained his expressionlessness, staring at Bai Suzhen who was angry with the dead fish: "The contract is in your hands, you tell me that I didn't do what the contract did." ”

"As for respecting the choice of employees, this is even more nonsense, you are not my employees yet, what choice to talk to me?"

Zhen Hao: Justifiably .jpg

"Hiss~!!"

Li Gongfu, who was watching the whole process, gasped for 18 catties, and with his honest thoughts, he couldn't figure out how there could be such a brazen person in this world!

"Huh?!"

Zhen Hao snorted coldly in his nasal voice, changed his target with dead fish eyes, and glared at Li Gongfu: "What's the matter?"

"It's nothing, I just suddenly felt a little toothache and didn't mean anything about you. Li Gongfu's face was as usual, his eyes looked at Zhen Hao sincerely, and he was frank and unrestrained, not like a fake.

"A toothache is not a disease, it hurts to kill people, for the safety of your life, I feel that I have an obligation to help you pull out this deadly weapon. Come, open your mouth wide and let me see which tooth is mischievous again. ”

Zhen Hao said, stretching out his hand to Wang Daoxiang...... The old demon of Montenegro next to him beckoned and asked him to help himself up.

However, considering that Zhen Hao's arms and legs are healthy, he can sit up from the Taishi chair with one branch, but he just wants to let the old demon of Montenegro help him up, and the deep meaning of so many of these actions even the honest man Li Gongfu has reacted.

Zhen Hao is scaring him, this is to make himself soft and don't meddle!

Li Gongfu understood, and after understanding, he didn't dare to hesitate, Zhen Hao hadn't gotten up yet, he was scaring him. But if you waste a little more time, after Zhen Hao gets up, the scare will become real.

And considering the fact that Zhen Hao didn't want any face at all, Li Gongfu had every reason to suspect that if he continued to be tough, Zhen Hao would definitely take this opportunity to take revenge on himself and pull out all the teeth in his mouth in one go.

While extracting the tooth, he said apologetically: Oh, I'm sorry, my hands are shaking, next time I will definitely see the right tooth extraction......

Then you will fall into an endless cycle until your teeth are removed.

Thinking that he is only in his thirties, in the prime of life, but there is no tooth left, Li Gongfu's calmness can no longer be pretended.

"Thank you for your kindness, my teeth don't hurt anymore!"

"If it hurts for a while, it will hurt for a lifetime, and the long pain is better than the short pain, so let me understand the long pain for you." ”

Looking at Zhen Hao's "warm and kind" face, Li Gongfu's face turned pale.

This...... How is this different from what he thinks...... How did Zhen Hao not play cards according to common sense.

Get up, get up, get up......

Looking at Zhen Hao, who was slowly getting up under the support of the old demon of Montenegro sweating profusely, Li Gongfu panicked.

If he doesn't want to come up with a way, he will have to enter old age in advance...... No, it should be a life that is about to enter the soil in advance.

Fight!

For his good teeth, Li Gongfu gritted his teeth and picked up the waist knife with a curled blade, and knocked it directly on a wisdom tooth that had been with him for many years.

“tui~！！”

A mouthful of blood-blooded and toothy saliva spit at his feet, Li Gongfu was surprised to find that he seemed to be really a lot more relaxed.

Long pain is better than short pain, this sentence is really true!

After a hurried sigh, Li Gongfu arched his hand to Zhen Hao: "Thank you Zhen Gongzi for your proverbs, but after this short pain, it is much easier." ”

This sentence was so sincere that even Zhen Hao couldn't find fault with it, nodded stupidly, and squatted on the Taishi chair again.

"Okay, it's so troublesome to sign a contract, is there any problem? ”

was deflated by Li Gongfu, and Zhen Hao didn't have the mentality of "harmony and harmony" just now, and his tone was full of impatience.

Zhong Bai Suzhen, you look at me, I look at you, eye contact whispered, and finally a representative was introduced: "Young Master Zhen, most of the other regulations can be understood by us, and relatively speaking, we can accept it, but it's just ...... We don't understand the second clause of this employee rule......"

"What does it mean to have a dress code for work hours, and does it mean that we should also listen to the arrangement of what we wear?"

Zhen Hao nodded: "That's pretty much what it means, because you signed my "Zhen Dance Opera Troupe", and you usually just jump, so you have a lot of dress requirements, and you can't be dressed at will." ”

"That'...... Do you have a sample of the costume? Can you show us what it looks like?"

Zhen Hao nodded and didn't speak, took out his mobile phone and pulled it in the phone for a while, found a few treasured girl group videos, clicked play, and casually threw the phone to one of Bai Suzhen.

“@#￥#%￥@#......”

Listening to the beautiful and passionate bird song coming from this iron block, Bai Suzhen and Xu Xian came up curiously.

"Ahh

At the first glance, all Bai Suzhen exclaimed in unison, her cheeks were slightly red, and she hurriedly turned her head: "Phew, the woman in this iron box doesn't know how to check, she has a waist and thighs, and even that ...... That kind of thing is also half-concealed, so shameless!"

"Yes, yes, yes, these outfits are even those...... Those Qinglou women blushed when they saw it. ”

"If we go out to dance in this in the future, won't we be ashamed!"

......

"But...... It's a shame to be ashamed, but these clothes are just right to show off the charm of women......"

"That's really ...... If you look closely, it's not an important part that is exposed, it seems to be ...... It's not that it's unacceptable......"

"Yes, look at this woman, her height is obviously a cut lower than the others, but it depends on the ...... on her feet That beautiful "high heels" actually added a lot of points to the whole, it's amazing......"

......

The women don't need to be persuaded at all, and they were together a second ago to criticize the dresses of those young ladies of the girl group, but as long as a different voice appears, they can change their old ideas in an instant and accept these dresses that show the charm of women.

Never underestimate a woman's pursuit of beauty.

"Okay, if you don't have any opinions, let's sign the last page of the contract, there are many such beautiful clothes, and there are many more beautiful than this. ”

Zhen Hao looked at Bai Suzhen, who was obviously moving in the field, and the corners of his mouth rose slightly, this one is stable!