Chapter 136: Shit

"Senior Brother Zhao, didn't you have something to say just now? It's okay, just say it. ”

Lian Qing saw that he was silent, thinking that he was thinking about how to speak, so he couldn't help but smile and said softly.

"Oh, yes. Zhao Xun pretended to hesitate and said, "Senior Sister Lian, I'm ...... I want to kiss your face. ”

When Lian Qing heard this, her face immediately flushed, and she lowered her head tightly.

Zhao Xun was overjoyed in his heart, but his face pretended to be frightened, and said: "Senior sister, don't get me wrong, since I saw you for the first time, I have already liked you, and now that I am so close to you, looking at your red face, I really can't help it...... I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I know I shouldn't have been delusional. ”

Lian Qing raised her head, her eyes were shy, she looked at him, and said softly: "Senior Brother Zhao, you came to Luohuayuan this time, have you ever found the woman you like?"

Zhao Xun was slightly stunned, then nodded hurriedly, and said: "Naturally, I found it, even my senior sister is my favorite person, and in my heart, I can't tolerate other women anymore." ”

"Really?" Lian Qing said sweetly in her heart, looking up at her flushed cheeks.

Zhao Xun's face was full of sincerity, and he raised his finger and said: "Naturally, it's true, if you don't believe it, even if you don't believe it, I'll swear it now." ”

Lian Qing's face was full of happiness and said with a smile: "Senior brother doesn't have to swear, I believe in you." ”

Zhao Xun put down his hand, smiled, and said cautiously: "That...... Senior sister, can I kiss you?"

Lian Qing's eyes were full of shyness, nodded, and slowly closed her eyes.

Zhao Xun's eyes showed a touch of joy, looking at the beautiful girl who was close at hand, her eyes were closed, her black eyelashes fluttered, and she was waiting for her to kiss, he was excited.

"Senior sister, I'm going to kiss it. ”

He swallowed hard and spit, salivating all over his face, leaned over to Lian Qing's cheek, and was just about to kiss it excitedly, when the flowers next to him suddenly moved, and a ball of things "swished" towards his face!

"Smack!"

His face sank, he directly reached out and grabbed the mass of things, with a sneer on his face, and just as he was about to speak, a strong smell suddenly came to his nose.

"It stinks!" Even Qing was about to be distracted, but she also smelled this smell suddenly, her face changed, and she almost vomited.

"Senior Brother Zhao, what are you holding in your hand?" she asked with a frown.

Zhao Xun looked suspicious, slowly opened his palm, and a piece of sparse ** pinched by him suddenly appeared in front of the two of them!

"it!"

Zhao Xun suddenly exclaimed, and his face changed greatly!

Like a cat with its tail stepped on, he jumped up sharply and dusted his palms desperately, wanting to throw away the stinky **.

However, the ** was thin and even, very sticky, tightly stuck to his palm, no matter how he jumped up and down, screaming again and again, but he still didn't move, reluctant to come down.

"Ahh

The stench grew stronger and stronger, and he was dizzy from the smoke, and he screamed with disgust on his face as he jumped his steps, which looked extremely funny.

"Senior Sister Lian, get me a handkerchief!" He caught a glimpse of Lian Qing who was stunned on the side, and suddenly his heart moved, and he hurriedly ran towards her.

Lian Qinghua's face was pale, and she hurriedly took out a white handkerchief and threw it to him, saying, "Senior brother, don't panic, it's okay, there's a stream over there." ”

Zhao Xun took the handkerchief, wiped it vigorously, and finally wiped off the stubborn ** in the palm, and the white handkerchief suddenly turned black, and the stench was unpleasant.

"Lian...... Even Senior Sister, this handkerchief ...... "He didn't throw it, and he wanted to return it to Lian Qing, but he felt that it was inappropriate, and he hesitated a little.

Lian Qing looked at the unrecognizable handkerchief, frowned slightly, and said, "Throw it away, I don't want it." ”

Zhao Xun was a little embarrassed, thinking about the embarrassing appearance just now, his face was hot, he was afraid that his impression in Lian Qing's heart would be damaged, so he struggled in his heart for a while, laughed dryly, crumpled the handkerchief, and said, "Otherwise, I'll stay as a souvenir?" Anyway, it's Lian Senior Sister's things, I won't care about it." ”

Lian Qing couldn't help but let out a "huh", frowned, waved his hand and said, "Senior Brother Zhao, throw it away, it's disgusting." ”

When Zhao Xun heard this, his heart felt like he had been pardoned, but his face deliberately showed a trace of hesitation, sighed, and threw it away.

Immediately, the two of them walked towards the creek on the other side.

Zhao Xun's expression was gloomy, and he probed left and right, but he couldn't find the initiator, and he gritted his teeth with hatred.

After washing his hands again and again in the stream, he breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, and sat down on the grass as if relieved, stunned.

The sudden change just now really made him feel uneasy.

"Poof", Lian Qing looked at him for a moment, finally couldn't bear it anymore, laughed, and said: "Senior Brother Zhao, I didn't expect you, a monk of the Yuan Shen Realm, to be so afraid of a lump of **, just now you looked like that, it's funny." ”

Zhao Xun was a little embarrassed, glanced at her, was silent for a moment, and said, "Actually, I ...... I have some cleanliness habits, and if I can't clean my hands just now, I'm going to cut them off. ”

When Lian Qing heard this, she smiled slightly, and said, "Is it so serious?"

Zhao Xun nodded solemnly and said, "Yes." ”

When Lian Qing heard this, she fell silent, and after a while, the light in her eyes flashed, and she said, "If a woman is not perfect, will you definitely not like her?"

Zhao Xun was slightly stunned, hesitated for a moment, nodded firmly, and said, "Yes." ”

After that, his heart sank slightly, and he looked at her with burning eyes, and said, "Senior Sister Lian means ......"

Seeing the nervousness on his face, Lian Qing couldn't help but smile and said, "I just saw that you have such a serious cleanliness habit, just ask, what, do you suspect that I am not perfect?"

Zhao Xun's heart was relieved, he smiled, and said meaningfully: "Naturally not, even the junior sister's body is cold and jade, but it is not something that any man can get." ”

Lian Qing listened to his praise, her cheeks were slightly red, revealing a touch of shyness.

Zhao Xun glanced at her back, and took the opportunity to say, "Senior Sister Lian, I haven't been intimate just now." ”

Lian Qing smiled slightly, shook her head, and said, "Forget it today, I'm not in the mood anymore." ”

When Zhao Xun heard this, his face showed a touch of disappointment, and he secretly hated that piece of ** in his heart.

"That **, it must have been thrown by Chen Yulin's kid!" he said suddenly.

Lian Qing was stunned for a moment and said, "It's impossible, he is with Senior Sister Guo now, he shouldn't do this kind of thing." ”

"Hmph!" Zhao Xun snorted coldly and said, "It's no wonder, he likes you, and when he sees that you are intimate with me, he is dissatisfied and comes to sabotage, it must be him." ”

As soon as he finished speaking, with a "whoosh", a familiar thing shot out again, and with a "snap", without waiting for him to react, it slammed directly on his face!

Suddenly, a foul smell permeated the air, and instantly ran down his nostrils and drilled into it.

"Ahh

He let out a terrible scream, "poof", and jumped into the stream. (To be continued.) )