302. Camp Experience
In this way, poor Wu Daoan was locked in a cage like a mascot for people to visit, and even at night, there was a female werewolf patrolling outside the cage without sleeping, obviously not wanting any accidents.
Wu Daoan was also bored, so he chatted with the doorman: "Sister, how old are you this year?"
The doorman glanced at him coldly and ignored him.
Wu Daoan did not give up, and continued to talk to himself: "How many brothers and sisters do you have? Are your parents still alive? You say something, I just want to make one more friend before I die." ”
The werewolf glared at him fiercely, but still didn't answer.
"Actually, I discovered a big secret. ”
Hearing this, although the female werewolf didn't move, her ears seemed to stand up slightly.
"Whether we are imperial or orcs, in fact, they are all born by mothers, different people are born by people, orcs are born by orcs......"
The other party finally got angry, with an angry face: "Have you said enough, you little fox!"
Wu Daoan blinked innocently: "I'm not a fox clan, I'm a human race." ”
"Look at your face, it's three points more sassy than the charm fox in the fox clan. Obviously, the skinny can't go hunting, but those male wolves are fascinated by you, and I really don't understand what the use of having a good face. The werewolf's chatterbox finally opened, and she complained.
Wu Daoan tilted his neck, thought for a while, and said, "Actually, your skin foundation is still very good, but it lacks maintenance." If you use my ancestral whitening secret, you will be the prettiest in the clan in a few days, and those male wolves will line up to pursue you. ”
Most women love beauty, and the wolf clan is no exception, and the female werewolf finally aroused a little curiosity: "What secret recipe?" ”
Wu Daoan hooked his fingers: "Come here, I'll tell you in a whisper." ”
The female werewolf blinked and took a step back vigilantly: "My parents have taught me since I was a child that you humans are very insidious and cunning, so I won't be fooled." ”
Wu Daoan's original intention was indeed to trick the other party into subduing him with his arm and then searching for the key, after all, although he had no magic power, his physical strength was still better than that of ordinary people. However, the other party's vigilance was so high, he had to change his method and continue to chat: "In fact, there is a great misunderstanding between our human race and the orcs, we are all products of this nature, and we should live in harmony with nature, and keep in mind the correct values: prosperity, democracy, civilization, harmony, freedom, equality, justice, rule of law, patriotism, dedication, integrity, and ......."
The werewolf finally couldn't stand the torture anymore, ran to a camp tent and said goodbye, and changed shifts early.
Replacing her was a short male werewolf, with a pair of small eyes glowing with green light, staring at Wu Daoan in the cage, and his saliva was about to flow out.
Wu Daoan still tried to chat: "Brother, how old are you this year?"
The male werewolf smiled: "Don't look at my brother's age, but that is very big, I will satisfy you." As he spoke, he used his thumb and forefinger to make a circle around his crotch.
Wu Daoan was disgusted, and he couldn't hold back his stomach and continued to chat calmly: "Brother, do you have parents and brothers?"
The werewolf nodded, "Yes, but none of them are as long as mine." After speaking, he put the spear in his hand on the crotch and made a circular movement of rushing forward and backward.
"Then brother, do you usually have any hobbies?"
"Qiu Kun. ”
Nima, can this conversation continue? Why are there such obscene orcs in the world? Wu Daoan was in a bad mood, so he turned his head and stopped talking, but the male werewolf became interested and began to ask: "Little sister, do you like to eat lollipops? Do you usually lick popsicles? Have you ever had a boyfriend?"
Wu Daoan got angry and kicked him: "You are so obscene, you will definitely not be able to get a ranking in that gladiatorial fight tomorrow, and you still can't touch me." ”
The male werewolf was not angry at all: "Don't worry, it will always be my turn." When the time comes, use all kinds of novel poses with you, and then record the process with a crystal ball and sell it to brothers in other tribes, hehe, I will definitely make a fortune, and I will also become a respected big man in the circle. ”
I can't see that this is still a photography enthusiast and pose expert. Wolf friends are indeed all over the world, and there is one in this orc camp.
Wu Daoan thought of a question and asked casually: "There are so many kinds of orc races in you, can different races mate with each other?"
The male werewolf was a little surprised: "It seems that the Terran women are not as traditional as rumored, and this kind of question is asked." Well, you're asking the right person, brother is an expert in this area. If the origin of the group is similar, it is indeed possible to mate, for example, our werewolf clan and the fox clan, the antelope clan, the lion clan, etc., can all intermarry with each other. But there are some races that are absolutely impossible, such as the Bimon clan, the dragon clan, and the Khodo clan. But then again, my whole body is stuffed into the dragon clan, how can I do it...... This has to be studied and studied......"
Wu Daoan also has a wide range of hobbies, and asked further: "Master, what is the difference between those races in your personal experience?"
"Little girl, you can be regarded as asking the right person, my brother has tasted it when he traveled in the alliance royal city, and the most tasteful is the charm fox, where ......"
Because the following topics are not suitable for children, they will be skipped here. Wu Daoan also gained a lot of knowledge, lying on the iron railing of the cage and listening attentively, the male werewolf was also foaming at the mouth, and he didn't forget to sigh at the end: "If you are also a man of my werewolf clan, we will be able to become friends, but unfortunately, we can only be friends with different genders." ”
"Actually, we can be a ...... of Juyou," Wu Daoan added weakly.
"Juyou, what is this word?" the male werewolf sometimes doesn't understand.
"Well, that's what it means to drink a kind of tea together. ”
Before you knew it, it was dawn, and all kinds of werewolves got out of the tent to start a new day's activities, and Wu Daoan's escape plan was in vain. But then again, the territory of the Orc Alliance is a thousand miles from here, how far can a human race run? The orc's nose is extremely sensitive, and it can easily distinguish the smell of the alien. Even if he was really lucky enough to escape from the alliance, how could he cross the vast southern frontier? After all, his magic power was sealed, and the curse could attack at any time, no matter how he looked at it, his future was confused.
Some of the sturdy warriors of the wolf clan set off early on their war horses under the leadership of the patriarch to participate in some gladiatorial battles, while Wu Daoan continued to be locked in a cage and pointed at by a group of werewolves. However, they remembered to send some water and meat slices, plus the blankets attached to the cage, so that Wu Daoan would not be hungry and cold.
As a result, there are only some old, weak, sick and pregnant people left in the tribe's camp, and they don't seem to have much combat effectiveness, but Wu Daoan is locked in a cage after all, it is said that this cage is made of stainless steel, and it is used to hold the fierce intermediate demonic beasts that are captured on weekdays, but it is not something that Wu, who is now powerless, can escape.
Just when he was bored, a werewolf little Lori ran over, looked at him curiously and repeatedly through the cage, and said in a childish voice: "It's the first time I've seen a living human race, and I heard Ma Ma say that human beings are big villains!"
"Why do you say that?" Wu Daoan chatted.
"Because originally the human race and the beast race lived together peacefully, but your human race had to enclose the land to establish a kingdom, and also drove out the beast race inside, which is really good or bad!"
Well, it seems that the hatred education of the opposing races started from the baby, and there were many bloody wars between the human race and the beast race for the living space, and it is impossible to say who is right and who is wrong. Of course, in each other's eyes, the other is sure to be wrong.
It was also difficult for Wu Daoan to explain such a complicated matter in a few words, so he diverted the topic: "How old is Nan Nan this year?
As soon as the little Lori of the wolf clan was about to answer, an adult female werewolf rushed over to pick her up, and kicked Wu Daoan viciously: "Evil human, you don't want to use words to bring my daughter badly!"
At this time, the little Lori in her arms spoke: "But Ma Ma, this Terran sister speaks very softly, and she looks so beautiful, she doesn't look like a bad person!"
Well, children evaluate talents the most. However, the prejudice between the human race and the beast race is very deep, and the wolf mother carried her away quickly while teaching Xiao Lori about the hatred of "human atrocities" again.
In this way, Wu Daoan could only play alone on the ground again silently drawing circles for a long time.
In the blink of an eye, several days later, Wu Daoan could only use his good ears to listen to those werewolves chatting to play time, and by the way, learn more about the nearby customs and customs. (To be continued.) )