【Chapter 39】Thrilling cheating
"Meow a mi!" Li Xiaochen shouted, "Professor, you are playing me!
At this moment of doomed tragedy, not only did the corners of his eyes twitch like crazy, but even his eyelids danced wildly.
What is a communiqué for personal vendetta and what is a personal vendetta? This is!
Give a B roll, and swear that he will not embarrass him Li Xiaochen.
This is clearly going to make him fail!
Tang Yao leaned over to take a look, pointed to the scroll, and laughed at Li Xiaochen: "How can this be a B roll? ”
Hearing this, Li Xiaochen lowered his head in surprise, and couldn't wait to look for the "A" word on the test paper that could make his heart full of hope.
After searching for a long time, in addition to the "b" at the frontispiece of the test paper, only the word "roll" remains.
Tang Yao, who was trembling with laughter, finally couldn't hold back a laugh and said, "It's really not Volume B, it's Volume 13!"
This made the classmates laugh more than once. Qin Yufei, who was sitting behind him, couldn't help but look forward curiously.
Sure enough, it's a super popular combination of 1 and 3.
Although she didn't have a smile on her pretty face, there were a few faint hints of joy in her wandering eyes.
Li Xiaochen glared at Tang Yao angrily for a few moments, then turned around, grabbed Professor Peng's arm and didn't let go.
"Professor, is it okay to change it? I don't want this test paper......"
"Okay. Professor Peng readily agreed.
He put the entire stack of test papers on Li Xiaochen's desk and said, "As a people's teacher, I am still very kind. Take your pick. ”
“...... Professor Peng. Li Xiaochen rummaged through all the volumes, completely desperate, "Why are all the B volumes here?"
"Ahh ”
This sentence knocked all the other students who had not yet got the test papers from the heaven of laughter into the hell of screaming.
Including Tang Yao, none of them could laugh. Qin Yufei, who didn't get the test paper, was also not happy.
In the entire examination room, only Li Xiaochen was smirking proudly.
Anyway, dead pigs are not afraid of boiling water. There are a bunch of people who die with him, and he can be regarded as blind.
When he officially marked the papers, Li Xiaochen found that the amount of questions in the test papers was not ordinary.
In an hour and a half, it was impossible to complete all the questions.
Legend has it that the Plum School of Management limits the number of students who can pass the exam every year.
There is a fixed ratio of students who pass and those who fail. This is also known as the pass rate or pass rate.
The ones who got the B roll were obviously the ones who were stuck by the school.
This kind of question volume and difficulty is simply deliberately difficult for them.
However, Li Xiaochen did not intend to be arrested. He glanced at Tang Yao, who also had a sad face, and said in a low voice, "I'll leave the fill-in-the-blank questions to you." ”
Then he said to Qin Yufei in the back: "You are responsible for the short-answer questions." ”
Qin Yufei listened to Li Xiaochen's meaning, and it seemed that he wanted to divide labor and cooperate.
Isn't this cheating? What if you get caught?
She whispered to Li Xiaochen: "Do you only write short-answer questions, and what about the other parts?"
Tang Yao wrote fill-in-the-blank questions. I'll get the multiple-choice questions done. Let's take turns copying each other when we're done, isn't it okay?"
After the word "copy" came out of Li Xiaochen's mouth, Qin Yufei was completely sure that he had the idea of cheating.
"But I didn't cheat. What if I find out?"
Li Xiaochen looked back in surprise: "You haven't cheated, your life is really incomplete." People don't cheat on girls, haven't you heard of it?"
Qin Yufei glanced at him with disgust: "It's starting nonsense again." ”
"Oh, what's the matter? If they don't be kind first, they can't blame us for being unjust. Justice and justice are on our side. Everyone is an exploited class, and we should stand on the same front and resist foreign enemies. ”
Qin Yufei said hesitantly: "But I won't cheat." ”
"Who is born to cheat?
"How many more times do you want me to do this?"
Li Xiaochen smiled: "I don't know how many times you will cheat in the future." But your first time is going to dedicate it to me. ”
Qin Yufei heard that there was ambiguity in his words, and gave him a strange look.
Li Xiaochen continued to do Qin Yufei's ideological work: "Comrade Qin Yufei, don't have ideological baggage. If you think about it, if you don't cheat, you will definitely not be able to finish this volume. At the end of the day, everything else fails. Cheating, although there are risks, but there are also opportunities. If I fail, the ending is not the same? Once I succeed, don't I have to fail the course? Besides, do you think I have nothing to do and want to cheat? Am I not forced to do nothing. ”
Qin Yufei spat him: "You cheat and find a high-sounding reason." In the end, he said that he was so innocent. It's a shame. ”
"Then you don't do it, I'll find someone else. But I state it beforehand. When you copy each other, you don't have a share. With that, Li Xiaochen turned back, ready to talk to the girl sitting in front of him.
Qin Yufei was slightly startled, and hurriedly dragged Li Xiaochen back.
"That's it. I do short-answer questions. Qin Yufei frowned and thought about it, but felt that it was inappropriate, "Why do you do multiple-choice questions? I have to write a lot of words and take a lot of brains for this short-answer question." The benefits are all for you to take advantage of. ”
". You're the one who takes advantage. How many questions do you have short answers? I have 250 multiple-choice questions! I can't bear to let you be such a beautiful and beautiful beauty. I gritted my teeth and carried it myself. What else do you want?"
Qin Yufei glanced at him with disgust: "No matter what you say, you are justified." Write quickly. ”
Li Xiaochen, who persuaded this iceberg beauty and received the assistance of two beauties, suddenly found hope in despair and opened a path in a desperate situation.
After the exam officially began, he completed the multiple-choice questions with incredible speed.
Taking advantage of the invigilator's inattention, Li Xiaochen secretly snatched Tang Yao's exam papers, copied them, and helped Tang Yao fill up the answer column for multiple choice questions by the way.
Multiple-choice and fill-in-the-blank questions are easier to do. However, short-answer questions take a lot of time to answer.
Qin Yufei was still writing wildly.
Just when everything was going smoothly, the unexpected happened.
Cheating, which violates the law and discipline, loses its conscience, thunders and thunders, and is inferior to beasts, has always been strongly opposed by school leaders and teachers.
Therefore, students who embark on the long road of cheating should be aware at the beginning: the future of cheating is not necessarily bright, but the road to successful cheating must be full of hardships and twists and turns.
Therefore, Li Xiaochen was not attentive and was taken care of by Professor Peng.
"Why don't you write short-answer questions?" Professor Peng walked through the entire examination room several times, and finally stopped beside Li Xiaochen.
"Hehe, I'm thinking, I'm still thinking about how to write. ”
Professor Peng picked up his scroll, looked at it casually, and said, "You write very quickly." It can't be copied, right?"
Li Xiaochen smiled and said, "You are laughing." Isn't it all thanks to you? Without your usual earnest teachings to me, without your tireless teachings, and without your years of painstaking teachings, how could I have exploded at a critical moment and write such a subtle answer with a pen speed no less than the speed of the Pegasus Meteor Fist?"
Professor Peng sneered: "I didn't teach this subject. ”
Li Xiaochen hurriedly said, "Professor Peng, you are too modest. You impart to us not only knowledge, but also a spirit of learning. This spirit has penetrated deep into our bone marrow, rotted in our stomachs, and fully absorbed. No matter which subject, we will always move forward with our hearts and minds high along the broad and great path you have pointed out. It is precisely because of your guidance that the end of the school will have such a hearty performance today. It's all thanks to your tireless teaching of me, Professor!"
Thousands of wears, but sycophants don't wear.
Although it was a little disgusting, it worked well.
Professor Peng, whose vanity was satisfied, nodded with satisfaction, took a step outside the standard, and walked away.
Li Xiaochen secretly pinched his sweat and recited Amitabha Buddha in his heart.
Tang Yao rolled his eyes at Li Xiaochen and whispered, "It's shameless." A few Chinese characters and abcd, just blown like that by you. And half of it was done by me. also played heartily, and vomited to death. ”
"If you want to vomit, you go to the hospital for a check-up and see how many months. Li Xiaochen glared at her and shook his head secretly.
Tang Yao, where does this guy know what a crisis is.
If he hadn't turned into a striking boy just now, maybe Professor Peng would have seen the clues of cheating.
If you make a mistake, you will lose the whole game. At that time, everyone will not be able to eat, so they will walk around.
Qin Yufei, who was sitting in the back, heard Li Xiaochen's sycophant words interestingly. I couldn't help but smile in my heart. admired Li Xiaochen's cleverness.
Professor Peng is a person who likes to listen to good words and likes to be slapped on his back. Li Xiaochen grasped the weakness of the other party and resolved the danger just right.
I have to say, he still has a set.
Qin Yufei thought about Li Xiaochen in her heart. The pen of the book also wrote Li Xiaochen's name in a ghostly way.
She came back to her senses and immediately erased it.
Recently, Li Xiaochen has appeared more and more frequently in her life, which has made her a little confused.
After settling down, Qin Yufei finished writing the last question, and then stabbed Li Xiaochen's back with a pen, and said softly: "I'm done." ”
Li Xiaochen didn't say a word, found an opportunity, pulled Qin Yufei's test paper, and hurriedly wrote the book.
Professor Peng went around again, watching the students who wrote the B paper not even finish the multiple-choice questions.
He became more and more suspicious of Li Xiaochen.
This naughty student fought against him three times and twice, causing him to lose his reputation as a department head.
Originally, he had intended to rewhole this student.
Why was he confused for a moment just now, and was actually confused by his rhetoric?
Professor Peng turned around and looked at Li Xiaochen. The latter's right hand trembled, and he was happily copying, not noticing that Professor Peng was walking towards him.
Qin Yufei, who had no scroll on the table, saw that the situation was not good, so she hurriedly knocked Li Xiaochen with a pen and reminded in a low voice: "Professor Peng is here!"
Li Xiaochen raised his head sharply and saw that Professor Peng was getting closer and closer. And a pair of eyes were staring at the roll on his desk.
Tang Yao watched in horror from the sidelines. She knew that Professor Peng had always been unpleasant to Li Xiaochen.
If this is caught, you will have to give a demerit punishment to say the least.
Li Xiaochen was in danger, grabbed the test paper and scratch paper and hid them under the table.
He was secretly lucky, and he gave it away. Qin Yufei's test paper was driven by him, and flew from under the table to Qin Yufei's lap.
Then Li Xiaochen hurriedly crumpled the scratch paper. With a mouth, the scratch paper enters the mouth.
The bulging mouth chewed on the paper vigorously, as if it was about to chew it up and swallow it.
Such a big action naturally couldn't escape Professor Peng's eyes.
He secretly screamed in his heart: Wow, you want to destroy the corpse? It's not that easy!
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