"Damn, dead old man, do you want to be so stingy!" After being stunned for a long time, Zhao Lang's face turned red, and he slapped the only remaining table in the room, "Believe it or not"

Bang! The table slammed, Zhao Lang's face collapsed suddenly, and he clasped his hands and screamed: "Wow! ”

Lu Youjiao laughed, stretched out his right palm, and gently patted it on the table: "Xiaolang, do you want to do this?"

After that, Lu You's right foot shook slightly, and the table was shattered, turned into pieces and flew out. One of the fragments had just grazed Zhao Lang's nose, scraping the tip of his nose cold, almost scaring him to pee.

Nima: Slap the wooden table!

I don't feel much when I watch it on TV, but now that I feel this true qi face-to-face, Zhao Lang only feels that he is like a lamb to the slaughter in front of this old man, and he has no ability to resist at all.

This Lu Youjiao is in the Condor, at best he is a second-rate character, even he is so awesome, what about Li Mochou! What about the Golden Wheel Dharma King! Isn't he going to fight against the sky to hit the galaxy?

Oh my God, this world is too dangerous, let me wear it back!

Zhao Lang is just the ultimate otaku of the 21st century in the end, the whole body, the most powerful thing is a mouth, and now when he sees Lu Youjiao doing it in a real way, he is very decisively scared.

"Haha, do you still want money?" Lu Youjiao looked at Zhao Lang with a smile and laughed.

After a while, Zhao Lang swallowed his saliva and said firmly: "Elder Lu, is it appropriate for you, as the Nine Bags Elder of the Beggar Gang, to bully a fifteen-year-old child like me?"

Lu Youjiao retorted with a smile: "It's not that I bully the small, it's really that our beggar gang has such a rule." Hanako is bought and sold, only those who are brought in, and those who are not given out. I've only seen us ask Hanako to ask someone for money, have you ever seen anyone begging for money from someone who asks for food?"

Damn! How can this strong word sound so reasonable! Zhao Lang felt as if there were 10,000 grass and mud horses galloping by, and he was speechless, and the whole person was not good!

Who said that this Lu has feet and no brains? This guy is obviously so black that he wants to die! Also, he can be the deputy leader of the beggar gang's agency affairs and be in charge of the affairs of the beggar gang, and it is really unrealistic to say that Lu has feet and no brains. This girl is definitely pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger, and her intelligence value is definitely not low.

"Okay, today I will send you three ideas for Zhao Langbai to help you," Zhao Lang snorted coldly and walked out of the door arrogantly, "It can be regarded as my contribution to the thousands of Li people in the Great Song Dynasty." ”

Hearing Zhao Lang's righteous and awe-inspiring words, Lu Youjiao showed a smile of relief in his eyes, and said, "Child, if you want to share some money from that harvest, it's not impossible. ”

"Really?" Zhao Lang stretched out half of his foot and hurriedly withdrew it from outside the door, looked at Lu You's foot and scratched his head, and said flatteringly, "Elder Lu, I knew that such a good person as you would not bully me, a junior." I really don't want much, just give me a thousand eight hundred taels. ”

Looking at Zhao Lang's excited expression, Lu Youjiao nodded with a smile: "Yes, I can give you a thousand taels of silver tickets now." ”

"Elder Lu, you are worthy of being the nine-bag elder of the beggar gang, and the one called Huazi is called Huazi, which is bold. It's simply a role model in Huazi, a model of my generation!" Zhao Lang hurriedly sent a string of flattering words, and Lu Youjiao coaxed him into a fog.

Lu Youjiao laughed: "Haha, Lang'er, you are really good at talking." However, I can give you this thousand taels of silver, but you have to promise me one condition. ”

Zhao Lang blurted out: "Okay, if you have money, you can push the ghost, as long as you give money, I will agree to any conditions." ”

"Refreshing," Elder Lu laughed and patted Zhao Lang's shoulder, "Lang'er! I see that you have wonderful bones, talent, and a natural heroic spirit between your eyebrows, you are simply a natural Huazi!"

Zhao Lang's face was stunned at first, and then collapsed in the last moment. Nima! The bones are wonderful, the talent is intelligent, and there is a natural heroic spirit between the eyebrows, this is said to be this young master, yes!

But you say that a person like me is born with a flower child, and the young master can't accept it.

"You wait for me!" Zhao Lang interrupted Lu Youjiao's words, the corners of his mouth twitched, "Your condition, shouldn't you want Young Master Ben to join the beggar gang!"

Lu Youjiao nodded with satisfaction and said with a smile: "You guessed right." ”

"No way!"

Zhao Lang rolled his eyes and snorted, "Let Young Master Ben be called Huazi for the rest of his life, I can't stand this suffering." ”

As long as you are willing to join the beggar gang, I will immediately give you 1,000 taels of silver, and with money, you can eat whatever you want, and wear whatever you want. Even if you wear silk and satin, eat delicacies from the mountains and seas, our beggars also have a clean clothes pie, and in terms of quality of life, they will never wronged you. ”

Lu Youjiao was desperate to keep Zhao Lang at this time.

Just kidding, can an ordinary child come up with such a strategy as the three strategies of anti-Mongolia? A genius like Zhao Lang, who is as smart as Huang Rong, is definitely the best successor of the Beggar Gang in the future. For such a successor, don't say that you just want 1,000 taels, that is, 3,000 taels, 5,000 taels, 10,000 taels, and the beggars have to leave him behind!

"That's it!" After hesitating for a moment, Zhao Lang still shook his head, "Forget it!"

Why refuse? Isn't that nonsense!

Isn't the Pure Clothes Sect a stinky beggar? Young Master Ben is based on the 21st century, and his knowledge is more than 1,000 years beyond the present world, and he will come casually with golden ideas, and if Young Master Ben wants to make money, it will not be worse than these two thousand taels. For a thousand taels of silver, it is too cost-effective to sell yourself and be a stinky beggar for the rest of your life. Thinking of this, Zhao Lang raised his feet and walked out of the door.

"Don't!" Lu Youjiao hurriedly shot out and pulled him back.

He is reluctant to let go of such a genius, you must know that the beggar gang has not cultivated any amazing talents by itself since the old gang leader Hong. Didn't you see that Huang Rong, the leader of this term, was dug up from the foot of the wall on Peach Blossom Island?

It's easy to meet a very smart Zhao Lang, who is expected to lead the beggar gang to a stronger road, how can Lu Youjiao let go? Even if he is tied, he has to be left behind.

"Child, it's too little, one thousand taels is not enough, how about two thousand taels, three thousand taels?"

Zhao Lang rolled his eyes: "Elder Lu, calm down, it's not a matter of money." ”

"What is that? In terms of power, we are the number one gang in the world, in terms of martial arts, our dragon descending eighteen palms and dog beating stick method are the top peerless martial arts in the martial arts. Lu Youjiao said proudly, "Kid, why don't you join our gang?"

Zhao Lang was stunned, Lu Youjiao also made some sense, in this martial arts world, martial arts and background are too important.

Even if he Zhao Lang has more ideas and makes more money, if he doesn't have martial arts and no background, he is just meat on someone else's chopping board, and he is slaughtered by others. As long as one day provokes a martial arts master to covet it, wipe a knife on his neck in the middle of the night and help him bleed, won't it be over?

Although the Jiuyin True Scripture and Jiuyang Divine Skill are powerful, but the world is so chaotic, there are green forest robbers everywhere, if there is no martial arts foundation, Zhao Lang will not dare to go to Zhongnan Mountain and Shaolin for the time being. After all, if you encounter robbers along the way, there is only one life, and those who do not hesitate to die are big fools.

I heard that the nine bags of elders of the beggar gang will save one or two tricks of the dragon descending palm method to prevent the gang leader from dying violently, and the eighteen dragon descending palms are lost. Zhao Lang estimated in his heart that if he could learn the two cool, handsome and charming martial arts of the Eighteen Palms of the Dragon Descending or the Dog Stick Method, it would not be unacceptable to be a beggar for two or three years.

Thinking of this, Zhao Lang's mood calmed down: "Can you teach me to descend the dragon eighteen palms?"

Lu Youjiao rolled his eyes: "You think beautifully! My sure is in charge of some of the eighteen palms of the dragon descending, but without the permission of the helper, even I am not qualified to learn." ”

Looking at Zhao Lang's disappointed expression, Lu Youjiao smiled mysteriously: "But I can teach you how to beat a dog." ”

Zhao Lang's eyes widened: "Elder Lu, do you know how to beat the dog stick? Isn't the dog stick method just passed on to the gang leader, and it is more secret than the eighteen palms of the dragon descending?"

Lu Youjiao said with a smile: "Who told you that the dog-beating stick method is only passed on to the gang leader? Nonsense, as long as you swear and promise to join the beggar gang, I will immediately pass on the dog-beating stick method to you!"

Nima! What did Mother Yu adapt this divine eagle into! Even the method of beating dogs and sticks has turned into cabbage? Destroying the three views! While Zhao Lang complained infinitely in his heart, he was also moved.

There is silver, and freedom, as long as you put a name in the beggar gang, you can learn the top martial arts in the martial arts, such as the dog stick method, such a good deal, who is not impressed!

"I swear, as long as Elder Lu can teach me the method of beating dogs and sticks, I will join the beggar gang, if I violate this oath, the heavens and the earth will be destroyed. At the suggestion of Elder Lu, Zhao Lang finished his oath seriously.

"Elder Lu, now you can teach me how to beat a dog stick!" Zhao Lang rubbed his hands and said.

Elder Lu nodded: "You don't need me to teach you by hand. Lang'er, you go out and turn left, go to Elder Hong Chen, and ask him to send you a copy of the dog stick method, if you don't understand, you can come and ask me at any time. ”

"What??" Zhao Lang was dumbfounded, "Isn't the dog-beating stick method the top martial arts in the martial arts?

Elder Lu smiled mysteriously: "Who said that the dog-beating stick method is the top martial arts in the martial arts, and the dog-beating stick method is the top martial arts in the martial arts." ”

A hint of ominous omen flashed in his heart, and Zhao Lang hurriedly asked: "What is the dog-beating stick method?"

"It's the basic martial arts of the beggar gang disciples, and the foundation of the dog stick formation," Lu Youjiao smiled proudly.

Zhao Lang was frightened and cried: "Beat the dog stick formation? Nima, is that the more than 100 formation breaking methods called Huazi besiege one person?"

Lu Youjiao looked embarrassed, nodded and said, "Hehe, yes." ”

"Beat-dog-stick—— method! Nima! Do you beggars dare to name martial arts casually?" Zhao Lang felt in his heart, 10,000 grass and mud horses galloped by.

Zhao Lang opened his teeth and danced his claws, and pounced on Lu Youjiao: "Dead old man, you actually dare to cheat me!

Three minutes later, Zhao Lang, who was tied into a dumpling, was carried out.

Looking at Zhao Lang, who was constantly complaining, the smile on Lu Youjiao's face lingered for a long time. After a while, he muttered in a low voice: "I heard that the old gang leader Hong was also tricked in like this back then, this Zhao Lang and Qigong are really fateful!"

"Since he wants to learn the Eighteen Palms of the Dragon Descending and the Dog Stick Method, then when the gang leader and Guo Daxia arrive, he will mention it to them!" Lu Youjiao smiled slightly and muttered, "After all, among the younger generation, there should be a successor to the Eighteen Palms of the Dragon Descending and the Dog Stick Method." ”

"Someone!"

"The disciple visits the elder. ”

Lu Youjiao said calmly: "Immediately invite all the elders in Xiangyang City who are more than eight bags, and say that I, Lu Youjiao, have something to do with the rise and fall of the beggar gang, and I want to discuss it with everyone." ”

"Yes!" the beggar disciple's body shook and retreated.