20. Black and white
"Master, Master, look at you! Wu Chan got a big pill!" Wu Chan stepped forward happily, pulled the sleeve of the master's coat and shouted excitedly, and asked again and again: "Is it good? Is it good?" Wu Chan not only got a big pill, Wu Chan also ate a big pill, Wu Chan thought that this magic pill was very good, but where is this pill good and how good Wu Chan does not know, those have to be said by the master, because Wu Chan knows, the master is a real expert! Lingxiu monk glanced at it, nodded and smiled: " Fortunately, it can be eaten as sugar. ”
When to eat sugar?
Guan Laohan was speechless for a while, looking at the beautiful monk who was kind and angry, and he felt a little weak in his heart: "Nanshan! Zen Buddhism!" Who took the ignorant little monk as a nursery, and even smashed the knife and crackled and beat him, not good, he beat the small one, and the big one came out! The big monk seemed to be smiling and smiling, and he looked harmless to humans and animals, but the rivers and lakes were sinister and unpredictable, who knew if he was hiding a knife in his smile! Guan Laohan couldn't figure out the way, and he became more and more bottomless, and he didn't dare to step forward if he wanted to open his mouth to test: "This master, dare to ask——"
Lingxiu nodded and smiled.
The little monk threw the Ten Dragons and Ten Tigers Powerful Pill into his mouth and chewed it and swallowed it as sugar, and then quickly sat on the ground and closed his eyes to get lucky!
It's really, a little sweet!
Guan Laohan stopped talking, and looked at Monk Lingxiu with a smile, only thinking in his heart. Monk Lingxiu didn't speak, but also looked at Guan Laohan with a smile, and only thought about it in his stomach. After a while, Wuchan got up, looked left and right, and touched his bald head strangely: "What are you laughing at? What are you doing?" Talking to himself, no one paid attention to him, the two of them had their own thoughts, and the battle situation was already stalemate! Under the knowing smile and calm scene, the old Jianghu and the great monk were fiercely fighting, and they wiped out the spark of their hearts with their silent gaze! Wuchan looked at it for a long time, and then ran to Guan Meng, whose martial arts were 108,000 miles higher than his own, squatted down, and looked straight at the past with extremely admiring eyes.
Guan Laohan was more and more shocked in his heart, and he had already shown the great monk that he couldn't find the north a little! The four sides were still very noisy, but the old man heard his heart pounding! He smiled like that, he was silent like that, he just looked at you quietly like that, in the crowd of people coming and going. The old man was still very calm on the surface, but the old man's heart was already in turmoil: "Monk, monk, what are you going to do? Why don't you say it? Monk, monk, why don't you say it? What do you want to do?"
It's been another halfway.
Guan Laohan sighed, got up and walked forward, and said with a smile: "The master is really good at concentration, Guan admires it! "Don't say dark words in front of the Ming people, they are all smart people who don't have to talk nonsense, Guan Laohan took the initiative to apologize, and he couldn't withstand the pressure after doing something wrong. Unexpectedly, the master suddenly put away his smile, and his face turned into consternation: "Old man, what are you talking about?"
"What are you talking about, you are pretending to be confused!" Guan Laohan sighed secretly, knowing that this matter could not be stopped, and he bowed down to salute: "The little old man said that he has no eyes today, and he accidentally offended the two monks, and I hope that the master will be merciful, forgive the sin, forgive the sin!" The master pretended to be confused, he must have thought that the old man's attitude of admitting his mistake was not good enough, so it was okay now? This is okay, that is just Guan Laohan's thoughts, the master's face was solemn, and he also bowed down: "Sins and sins, don't be like this, the monk can't afford it, can't afford it." "A master is a master, a few words have already drawn the line, who said that monks are not greedy for money, anyway, the old man has seen it!
Understand, the old man understands, Guan Haishan lowered his voice and whispered: "How about Sanqi?"
"Sanqi?" the master looked dazed.
"Hey, four or six!" Guan Laohan sighed helplessly.
"Four-six?" the master was even more dazed.
"Isn't it?
"Five-five?" the master became more and more dazed.
"It's okay, master! Don't be too dark, it's not easy for me to eat, old man! What else do you want? Sixty-four, seventy-three, eighty-two or ninety-one, why don't I give it to you!" Seeing that the greedy monk still refused to nod, Guan Laohan finally got angry, and didn't look over his head and muttered angrily. Lingxiu was at a loss, Lingxiu really couldn't understand what he was saying, and Lingxiu didn't know what to say at this time, Lingxiu had to lower his head and read: "Amitabha, Amitabha." ”
Finally nodding!
He wants it all!
Black eats black!
Monk!
Scold!
Guan Haishan laughed angrily: "The old man has been walking the rivers and lakes for many years, and he has seen a lot of black and white characters, but he has never seen you here, haha! You can't give him the money you have worked so hard to cheat so easily, because a monk is no longer a serious monk when he does his part, but a-
Flower Monk!
The flower monk is called Lingxiu, and Lingxiu is not a flower monk. Lingxiu unfortunately became a flower monk again, and the flower monk Lingxiu was actually very wronged. Lingxiu never understood what Guan Laohan was saying, Guan Laohan always thought that Lingxiu Monk understood in his heart that the two of them were completely donkey's lips against the horse's mouth, and this matter had always been a complete misunderstanding from beginning to end. And all misunderstandings come from inappropriate ways of communication, for example, Guan Laohan wears colored glasses to look at people, but says things in secret, for example, Monk Lingxiu obviously has something to say but is ashamed to open his mouth.
Actually, Lingxiu is just here to borrow something.
Lingxiu found a treasure land, and that treasure land was next to this treasure land, in a remote corner that no one noticed. Regardless of whether the treasure land found by the monk Lingxiu can give birth to a baby, the monk Lingxiu is here to do business, the stall is found, there are always more or less things, such as pen, ink and paper, such as benches, tables and chairs, but the monk is poor and empty-handed, so. Lingxiu just wants to treat people, prescribe a few prescriptions, and earn a little money.
In the previous scene, all the scams, Lingxiu saw them all. Lingxiu saw it in his eyes, but he didn't take it to heart. Nothing, it's just something you love and I want, sell hard, buy happy to buy, everyone is happy, why bother with real and fake medicine? Yes, the old man is boasting and exaggerating, Wuzen is inexplicably beaten, and everyone was deceived and paid for the money, but those things that have nothing to do with Lingxiu, Lingxiu really didn't take it to heart at all-
The monk is a doctor, but he knows that he can't heal his heart.
Misunderstanding, misunderstanding, until the monk was stunned and reciting Amitabha, the old man laughed angrily and changed to a sneer: "This master, the old man you want can give it to you, but according to the rules of the rivers and lakes, you have to show some skills, master!" Guan Laohan sneered. Lingxiu understood this sentence a little, but it was only a few points: "The monk hasn't said yet, how does he know that the monk is coming to borrow something? The monk hasn't said what he wants to borrow, how does he know what the monk wants to borrow? What are the rules of the rivers and lakes, and what skills does he want the monk to show?"
The monk couldn't think about it, and Lingxiu inquired with his eyes-
If he doesn't speak, that's a tacit acquiescence! Guan Laohan snorted, and also looked at him: "The old man is not difficult for you, as long as you tell me what this pill is made of, the old man will present the hands he has obtained today, and there is no second word!"
This sentence has been lingering in Guan Haishan's ears, which made the old man's heart very angry, and the more he thought about it, the more angry he became! Monk, monk, you say! You say! If you can't say one, two, three, you can quickly leave me, and go back from where you came! Lingxiu listened to half of what he said, Lingxiu did not doubt that he was there, and Lingxiu could answer: "The bottom of the pot is gray at the head of the ginseng wine, and there is a little brown sugar water." The truth was revealed, and the old man was stupid: "You, you, how do you know?" Lingxiu smiled: "The monk has a nose, why don't you know?"
Speechless.
After a long time, Guan Laohan sighed, slowly took out a handful of broken silver in his arms, and offered it with both hands: "The old man is a good talker, and please ask the master to smile." Lingxiu was stunned: "Old man, what are you?" Guan Laohan swallowed his spit and forced a smile: "Master, the silver two are indeed the only these, and the little old man will never dare to hide them privately! Master, you just accept it, the conscience of heaven and earth, the conscience of heaven and earth!" This time the old man was laughing, and the monk was stupid, the conscience of heaven and earth, the monk really didn't want it, the monk didn't come to make a fate, and the monk finally felt a little strange-
Lingxiu frowned, just shook her head and smiled bitterly. Guan Lao Han looked at his face, and his heart was pounding! He still had a ghost in his heart, so he had no choice but to admit himself. After a while, the old man sighed secretly, slowly took out two pieces of silver from his body, and said with a smile: "The master's eyes are like torches, admire, admire!" Lingxiu came back to his senses, waved his hand again and again and explained: "Old man, the monk doesn't want money, the monk wants ...... "Don't want money? He doesn't want money? How could he not want money? When Guan Laohan was stunned, Monk Lingxiu stretched out his hand and pointed, and finally said what he had been ashamed to say-
The monk wants that.
The little girl Guan Ling's cheeks were flushed, her hands were on her cheeks, and she was sitting at the table pretending to look at the sky. From time to time, the little girl peeked at the great monk, and she also had a wonderful idea like her father. Suddenly, I saw the big monk looking at him! The big monk even pointed at herself! The little girl was so ashamed that she hurriedly lowered her head and looked at the ground again. After reading the ground, I looked at my toes, and after reading my toes, I bit my lip again, and finally I couldn't help but peek at the big monk again-
Guan Laohan was furious when he saw this: "What a flower monk! The old man had already seen that his expression was different, and he was spitting and spitting, hum! It turned out that he had hit the ghost idea on the second girl!" Before the words came out, he saw that the two of them were already embarrassed to look at it and hooked up! Seeing that if he didn't open his mouth again, he would have to be a cheap old man, Guan Laohan stomped his feet violently and sighed: "Master, don't be like this! My daughter is under sixteen and is not yet old enough to get married, you, you, you are a monk again, this, this, hey!"
Daughter?Married?
Lingxiu was stunned for a moment, and then suddenly, for a while, she was also ashamed to blush and her neck was thick, and just as she was about to explain, the little girl had already thrown her braids, buried her head on the table and cried: "Dad, why don't you tell the truth! People, they are already sixteen and a half years old!" Guan Laohan turned his head and shouted: "Go aside! A girl's family is not ashamed, and it is not ashamed!" Guan Ling got up suddenly, gritted his silver teeth and glanced at his father with tears, and then bit his lip to secretly look at the big monk, and then ran away crying.
"The female lady is not staying!" Guan Laohan sighed in his heart, arched his hands and sneered: "Master, this matter must not be allowed, you still want silver!" Lingxiu pointed with a red face: "Old man, the monk is here to borrow the table and stool, as well as paper and pen." As soon as the words fell, Guan Laohan was stunned on the spot: "What? You, what do you say?" The monk said something unspeakable, but the old man didn't believe it when he said it: "Master, don't laugh with the old man, there is not much silver, you just raise your noble hand and accept it!"
One really gives, the other really doesn't, Lingxiu just came to borrow something, what is it to accept his silver for no reason? Fortunately, the misunderstanding is a big misunderstanding, and it is only a matter of three or two sentences to make it clear, Shaoqingguan The old man sighed and picked up the silver tael, and couldn't cry or laugh for a while: "Why didn't you say it earlier? Hey, this is a big deal? Old man, hey!" Lingxiu smiled apologetically and bowed: "Sin and sin, the monk doesn't say it, it's the monk's fault, Amitabha-"
"Master, are you a monk also here to do business?" Guan Laohan was a little strange. Lingxiu nodded and smiled, and didn't say much. Guan Laohan nodded, and asked again: "Then, what business are you going to do?" Lingxiu was silent for a moment, and said softly: "See a doctor, heal." "Yes, it's his own heart, he is really here to do business, there is no such black and black, looking at the clean and clean monk in front of him, Guan Haishan suddenly thought of someone!
"You, you, who are you?" Guan Laohan's eyes lit up.
"Amitabha - it's me, it's me. The monk nodded and smiled.
"You, you're white-" Guan Laohan's eyes widened.
"Don't say, don't say, that's not me. The monk shook his head and smiled.
"You, you, these words again-" Guan Laohan was still in a dream, and the great monk woke up with a word: "Poor monk Lingxiu." ”;