Chapter 13: The White Horse Passes Through the Gap

"Monkey, monkey, where are you? Die. Lei Hao's loud voice appeared in Huaguo Mountain.

The sound of 'whooshing' sounded in the woods, and soon a golden retriever monkey with a hairy face and a thunderous mouth also appeared on the branch on Lei Hao's head.

"Niu Tou, you haven't come, what are you busy with?" Sun Wukong jumped down from the branch and snatched a few jars of wine and meat from Lei Hao's hands.

"Don't mention it, in the past few months, I have led the demon army to attack the scorpion hole! Those disgusting reptiles can't hurt my old cow, but they almost kill my old cow. Lei Hao said, sitting on the stone at his feet.

"Oh, don't you always brag to me about how powerful you are?" asked Sun Wukong with a curious face, for him, a house demon who rarely stepped out of Huaguo Mountain, everything outside was very attractive to him.

Lei Hao didn't want to talk to Sun Wukong about this, this guy is really not born to be a peaceful master, 30 years ago, he clamored to go out with Lei Hao to break into Dongsheng Shenzhou, how dare Lei Hao agree, although Sun Wukong disappeared not long after he was born, Lei Hao has not felt the pressure for so many years. But he knows that Sun Wukong is an important part of the great revival of Western Buddhism, if Lei Hao takes Sun Wukong to the demon world, what if Sun Wukong doesn't want to go to sea to learn art? Maybe he, Lei Hao, will be directly crushed to death by that Buddhist power with a finger to set things right. Therefore, Lei Hao has always advised Huaguo Mountain to learn about the safety of monkeys and monkeys, but at present, it seems that this method is almost useless.

But Lei Hao thought about it for a while and said, there should be nothing to talk about between brothers, plus this Monkey King, this guy is a monkey spirit, he doesn't say that Sun Wukong will find a way to let him say it. "The scorpion demons in the Scorpion Cave are not very good at cultivation, but each of them cultivates an extremely painful natural supernatural power, called 'Inverted Horse Stake', which is actually a continuous cultivation of scorpion barbs. This magic power is also powerful, and the injury on the body is so painful that it hurts dimly. My old cow was also stabbed a few times, and I almost threw my mace in pain, but I was glad that the group of disgusting scorpions was not highly cultivated, otherwise it would be difficult to say who would win and who would lose in this attack on the scorpion hole. Lei Hao said with a painful face, obviously recalling the definitely not very pleasant memory of being pierced by the 'inverted horse pile'.

"Is it really that powerful, bull head, you can't bear such a hard body?" Sun Wukong, who had long been accustomed to Lei Hao's smooth mouth, said with itchy paws, grabbed a stone and smashed it on Lei Hao's head, the poor stone was miserable and shattered on Sun Wukong's huge strength and Lei Hao's hard head. Lei Hao didn't care, patted the ash on his head casually and continued: "It's very powerful, that 'inverted horse pile' can penetrate my flesh." "You must know that Lei Hao's body and flesh have long been polished to the limit of the Inner Dan Realm, and if it weren't for the drag of Lei Hao's mana, he would have entered the physical strength of the Demon King Realm long ago.

"After that, you have to pay attention to the scorpion demon, and you can't be pierced. Sun Wukong said this, but his eyes slowly ignited a dead intent. Hearing Sun Wukong say this, Lei Hao was stunned for a while, it seems that this guy will really meet a scorpion demon with a high cultivation in the future, it seems that he is still being pierced to death, with Lei Hao's reminder this time, this guy will not be stupid anymore.

"Do we have to change history?" Lei Hao thought of it, reached out and touched the horns on his head, this is a habit that Lei Hao inadvertently developed, and if there is anything worth thinking about, he will touch the horns and think about it for a while. After thinking about it for a while, Lei Hao gave up, what does it matter? Anyway, this is not the first time in these years, and I haven't seen him being struck by lightning, and the surname Suo, who has a lot of debts, doesn't want to think about it, grabs a jar of wine, opens the mud seal, and pours it into his mouth.

Seeing that Lei Hao started drinking, Sun Wukong, who had already been damaged by him, also skillfully grabbed the wine jar, slapped open the mud seal, and poured it into his mouth.

"Shutan, Niu Tou, you haven't come for several months, and the labor and management are drunk. Sun Wukong, who poured a large sip of spirits, became more and more heroic, and directly called Lei Hao labor-capital.

"Fuck you, you're embarrassed to say, this wine can only be obtained by the soul of the demon king of the mixed world, and most of my annual amount goes into your belly, it's not enough, your sister ......" As soon as he heard Sun Wukong's shameless words, Lei Hao instantly 'got angry', and scolded directly.

Sun Wukong only cared about pouring wine into his stomach and ignored Lei Hao's scolding, and after drinking an unknown number of sips of wine, he muttered, "Labor and management jumped out of the stones, and there is no sister ......" After speaking, he grabbed the cooked food brought by Lei Hao and nibbled on it.

Lei Hao was also quite speechless for Sun Wukong's immune family greetings and attacks, and Lei Hao, who was not relieved of his hatred, snatched a piece of meat from Sun Wukong's claws and opened his mouth to gnaw it. From a distance, a bull demon who should have eaten all kinds of fruits and a cow demon who should have just eaten all kinds of forage felt more and more weird and weird than he could have drunk and eaten meat.

'Bang' Wukong and Lei Hao grabbed the wine jar and took a big sip after Sun Wukong said with a sigh on his face: "Niutou, we have been aware of it for more than a hundred years now." The expression on Sun Wukong's face feels familiar no matter how you look at it, nonsense, isn't this the expression that often appears on Lei Hao's face?

"Well, it's been ninety-seven years, it's been ninety-seven years. Lei Hao was even more embarrassed and melancholy that Sun Wukong couldn't understand, of course Sun Wukong didn't know, how Lei Hao had come over all these years, the kind of deep loneliness that everyone in the world was drunk and I woke up alone and the deeper and deeper longing for my parents over time deeply tormented Lei Hao. Especially in the first thirty years or so, Lei Hao always dreamed of the death of his parents and no one to guard the mourning hall, and how many times he woke up crying.

"Is it really ninety-seven years?, why do I feel more than that?" Sun Wukong looked at Lei Hao, who was about to become more and more embarrassed and melancholy, every time Sun Wukong looked at Lei Hao, he felt very entangled, and asked him not to say anything about the beating, and often made this expression to him.

"It's really ninety-seven years, I remember it. Lei Hao thought for a while and said.

"Ninety-seven years, I have been in Huaguo Mountain for ninety-seven years, familiar with the flowers and grass here, annoying, the outside world is so big, why do you keep not allowing me to go out? Don't say anything to me For the safety of the monkeys and monkeys in Huaguo Mountain, you have deceived me for decades for this reason, except for you, there are few monsters to Huaguo Mountain for so many years, I'm not stupid, have you been protecting this Huaguo Mountain?" Sun Wukong, who has been influenced by Lei Hao, is obviously smarter than Sun Wukong in the book of his previous life.

Lei Hao, who listened to Sun Wukong's words, still poured a sip of wine into his mouth unhurriedly, and waited until the wine flowed down his throat and felt that his stomach was like a fire before he said slowly: "The monsters outside have caves, and every cave has a big demon as the king." Your strength is definitely not enough to be a demon king, could it be that you Huaguo Mountain is a subordinate to other demon kings?" Before he came, Lei Hao knew that this guy would definitely pull him out again, and he was prepared, and he directly hit Sun Wukong's death hole. After getting along for ninety-seven years, Lei Hao knows this guy better than anyone else, and he is usually very talkative, but he is definitely not a guy who is controlled by others, so Lei Hao also spit out the word 'subordinate' very clearly.

Although Sun Wukong has always dreamed of going out of Huaguo Mountain and exploring Dongsheng Shenzhou with Lei Hao, he really didn't think about this problem, and when he heard Lei Hao ask, he frowned and thought for a while before he spoke: "What are you going to do about the bull head? Is there any good way? You can't let me stay in this Huaguo Mountain for the rest of my life." “

Lei Hao had already thought of an excuse: "My old cow won't stay in the water dirty hole for a long time, and now I have two thousand elite demons under my hands, as long as my cultivation is enough, my old cow will study the power portal, and I don't care about anyone in the water dirty hole except for the demon king of the mixed world, and you will come to be the king with me after the time comes." "When Lei Hao's cultivation is enough, Sun Wukong should have been accepted by the 'Grape Ancestor', no, bah, it was the Bodhi Ancestor who was accepted as an apprentice to learn the seventy-two changes.

"Then when will your cultivation be enough?" asked Sun Wukong with an eager expression.

"I'm in the late stage of the Inner Dan Realm now, and it's almost only one or two hundred years enough. Lei Hao said with a nonchalant expression.

As soon as he heard Lei Hao say that one or two hundred years ago, Sun Wukong immediately went crazy, "What? One or two hundred years? I would have asked you to give me what "God and Demon Decision" would have given me a long time ago, and my cultivation must be higher than yours. ”

"It's said that you are a natural stone monkey, and my rudimentary "God and Demon Decision" is definitely useless to you, and it wastes your talent. Lei Hao said helplessly, it's not that he doesn't want to give it to Sun Wukong, he doesn't dare to give it, give it to Sun Wukong and let Bodhi Ancestor, Sun Wukong's destined master, make soy sauce? He Lei Hao is impatient? Besides, Sun Wukong is only destined to be invested in Bodhi Ancestor, and Lei Hao is not worried that he will not be strong in the future.

Sun Wukong was helpless when he heard this, did he really have to wait for one or two hundred years? Sun Wukong, who felt depressed when he thought about it, directly dried half a jar of wine in his hand in one go.

When the wine brought by Lei Hao was almost finished and the meat was almost finished, Sun Wukong patted his plush forehead, "Look at my surname, I remembered it when I came, but when I saw the wine and meat in your hand, I forgot it, I found a cave behind a waterfall, and there are many stone rooms and belongings in it." Because of this, I have been elected as the king by the monkeys of Huaguo Mountain. Well, the tuba Monkey King. Sun Wukong made a majestic gesture and waited for Lei Hao's ridicule.

Sun Wukong, who had waited for a long time and didn't hear Lei Hao's whisper, felt strange, and turned his head to find that Lei Hao had entered a natural dazor again, and the pair of mighty horns on his head had turned into dull hair again. As soon as Sun Wukong leaned into Lei Hao's mouth, he was muttering something in fragments, "Water Curtain Cave, Monkey King?

"Bull Head, what do you want? Tell me the Monkey King. Sun Wukong looked at Lei Hao's natural stupid appearance and didn't care, he had seen too much in the past ninety-seven years, so he picked up the wine jar in his hand and smashed it directly on Lei Hao's head, and finally woke up Lei Hao, who was in a natural stupid state.

"Monkey, monkey, take me to that cave. Lei Hao, who came back to his senses, said with his eyes shining.

"Okay, let's go. Sun Wukong said without thinking about it. He Sun Wukong has no relatives, but Lei Hao is his relatives, it was Lei Hao who taught him everything when he was born, it was Lei Hao who brought him wine and meat to open his eyes, not only to be a monkey in the mountains, but also to feel that Lei Hao really treats him like a brother, so Lei Hao's request will not be refused at all.

The two demons are fast, and in a blink of an eye they stepped into the cave on the wooden bridge in the waterfall, Lei Hao was shocked by everything in front of him, what a water curtain hole, there are poems as evidence: emerald moss pile blue, white clouds and floating jade, light shaker piece of smoke. The quiet room with a virtual window, and the sliding bench board is full of flowers. The milk cave dragon ball is hanging, lingering all over the place. There are traces of fire on the cliff of the pot stove, and the bottle □ depends on the case to see the slag. The stone bed is so cute, and the stone bowl is even more boastful. I saw the one pole and two poles to repair the bamboo, and the plum blossom at three and five o'clock. A few trees and green pines often bring rain, and they look like a personal home.

From the shocked Lei Hao, he saw a stone tablet in the Water Curtain Cave, which was engraved: Huaguo Mountain Blessed Land, Water Curtain Cave Cave Heaven. Turning his head and asking Sun Wukong: "Monkey, does this cave have a name?" Sun Wukong replied: "Monkey King Cave." Lei Hao, who had long known that monkeys must be illiterate, vomited: "Vulgar, if you want me to see it, this hole is behind the waterfall, so it might as well be called the Water Curtain Cave." ”

Sun Wukong's eyes lit up, obviously the name of the Water Curtain Cave was better than what the Monkey King Cave heard, "Okay, this cave will be called the Water Curtain Cave in the future, well, you will be the second king of the Water Curtain Cave in the future." Sun Wukong said with a look of course.

Lei Hao didn't care about the two kings of the Water Curtain Cave, and Lei Hao, who listened to Sun Wukong's determination that this hole was called the Water Curtain Cave, had a sense of unreality: "This cave is actually called the Monkey King Cave, and it turned out to be the ...... of the Water Curtain Cave that I gave up." ”