Li Xiaochen hurriedly took off his white coat, put the hat and mask back in its place, and carefully wiped all the places that might be stained with fingerprints.

He checked to see if his hair had fallen here, retrieved the knife engraved with a spell on the table, and vigilantly opened the door of the infirmary to make sure that there was no one nearby before closing the door and leaving.

Walking on the campus path, he wondered, where should he go?

Go home or come back to the scene to see?

Let's go check it out. Otherwise, I would have to explain it to Tang Yao afterwards.

Li Xiaochen put his hands in the two pockets of his pants and easily returned to the downstairs of the girls' dormitory.

saw that the school doctor was helping Jiang Qinqin measure her blood pressure.

Not long after, there was a loud bang, and Zhao Dahai's shout came from the eight-story dormitory building: "You useless fools! I can't even figure out where that female classmate lives." Delay Lao Tzu's time. If she kills herself, I'll make you jump with her!"

A few seconds later, Zhao Dahai and several security guards appeared on the balcony where Jiang Qinqin had just stayed.

He looked down and saw that Jiang Qinqin was lying in Tang Yao's arms, not dead.

Zhao Dahai breathed a sigh of relief, clasped his hands together, and chanted the words: "Thank God, Buddha bless, God Amen, Queen Mother." Finally, no one died, and the job was saved......"

"Cut—" The students all shouted in disdain.

"Our school's security guards are better than vases. It's not good, and it's not useful. The moment of truth disappears. It's a big shame for the school!"

"Yes, yes, I paid so much money to the school. Can't they hire some reliable security?"

"The security guards are reliable, and the sow will go up the tree. Count on them? Hmph! or the white-coated doctor is handsome. Hey, you're a school doctor, right? Do you have a tall, handsome, cool doctor in your school doctor's office?"

The school doctor did the examination and said, "There is no miracle doctor." There is one quack, and that is just a few of them. ”

Li Xiaochen smiled secretly, walked up to Tang Yao's side, patted her shoulder gently, and said with a smile: "It seems that there is nothing wrong with me." I'll go back to sleep. ”

Tang Yao smiled at him and nodded, "Thank you for your hard work tonight." ”

"I didn't help much, I just went to call the doctor. Good night. With a wave of his hand, Li Xiaochen faded out of the crowd.

Qin Yufei stared at Li Xiaochen's back as he gradually disappeared into the distance, and his lips moved slightly: "Xiaobi, was he also present when the man in the white coat appeared just now?"

Xiaobi recalled vigorously and said, "He seems to have said that he was going to the infirmary to call the school doctor, and then left." ”

Qin Yufei retracted her gaze, and there was something more in her eyes: "Let's go, Xiaobi." ”

"Hey, miss, the dormitory isn't over there. ”

"Let's go to the infirmary first. ”

The next morning, Li Xiaochen, who was sleeping on the floor, was dreaming when his eyelids were suddenly ripped open by a piercing scream.

"Li-Xiao-Chen!" A face full of resentment and extremely ugly struck Li Xiaochen's eyes angrily.

"Wow-monster!" Li Xiaochen hurriedly covered his head with the quilt, not daring to look at it again.

Oh my God, I just glanced at that look, and at a glance, I felt that my eyes were **.

It's over, what should I do if I have needles in my butt and hemorrhoids in my eyes?

No, it must be a nightmare, a nightmare......

But last night, I didn't seem to dream of going to the west to learn scriptures. Is it the Bone Spirit or the Spider Spirit that is going to eat me?

Probably neither. In general, female goblins are quite pretty. The face just now is obviously Bajie.

Could it be that Bajie rebelled to become a teacher without hesitation in order to marry a female goblin?

Wait, why do you see that face somewhere?

Li Xiaochen tried hard to think about it, and suddenly realized.

That's right, I helped Jiang Mier put on makeup last night!

Li Xiaochen took the quilt away and looked at the classic face in front of him with a smile.

The bright red lipstick not only covered her seductive little mouth, but also drew a circle around her mouth.

Blue-green, blue-green "stubble" wrapped around her mouth, growing everywhere.

The gentle and beautiful willow leaf curved eyebrows like Jiangnan girls are painted into domineering big knife eyebrows.

However, this heavy makeup mixed with masculine flavor added a gorgeous eye shadow of peacock green, which added a little more femininity.

There was a lifelike lump of cow on each cheek, as if it was still steaming.

The words "pure masters" were also written on the forehead with lipstick.

The rest of the space on the face was also occupied by more than a dozen "scars" of different lengths.

The most spoof is that the corner of her mouth is also drawn with an unfinished cigarette.

It looked like Jiang Mi'er was holding a cigarette butt.

Looking closely at this messy face, it really makes people laugh.

Li Xiaochen covered his mouth, don't look over, don't dare to look at it again. He was afraid that he would not be able to control himself, so he laughed out loud.

Jiang Mi'er crossed her waist angrily and pointed at Li Xiaochen: "Are you embarrassed to laugh? It's all a good thing you did!"

"Hahahaha......" Li Xiaochen couldn't hold back any longer, held his stomach, and laughed loudly.

Jiang Mi'er stared at Li Xiaochen, and also sneered, smiling happily.

After laughing for a while, Li Xiaochen felt a little strange and glanced at her: "What are you laughing at?"

Jiang Mi'er was lying on the bed with a smile, unable to stand up straight, and didn't even have the strength to answer him.

Li Xiaochen felt that something was not right: Could it be that she was afraid of being ridiculed by me, so she used this way to save face?

Not quite right. Jiang Mi'er, a girl who loves to laugh, has always been scheming.

Every time she laughs slyly, nothing good happens.

At this moment, Jiang Mier's mobile phone rang. She rubbed the tears that came out of her laughter and picked up the phone: "Hey......? I am. My young master just got up...... Well, please wait a minute. ”

Jiang Mi'er handed the phone to Li Xiaochen: "Tang Yao is looking for you." ”

With that, she burst out laughing again.

Li Xiaochen shook his head in confusion: This girl is crazy. What's so funny?

"Hey, President, what's the matter with me?"

"Li Xiaochen, I'm about to become your personal assistant. Find me all about you first. ”

"Huh?"

"Forget it, the dean wants to talk to you today. At 8 o'clock in the morning, remember to be at the dean's office on time. ”

Li Xiaochen was puzzled: "Why is the dean looking for me?

"Ask him yourself. Also, after talking to the dean, come to the student union office to see me. By the way, bring your beautiful maid with you. There's something to do for you. After speaking, Tang Yao hung up the phone.

Li Xiaochen inexplicably put the phone back, feeling a little confused by Tang Yao's businesslike tone.

Should I say that she deserves to be a sullen woman?

Well, for the time being, it's better to meet the dean first. Don't make any more trouble.

Li Xiaochen entered the bathroom, just picked up the toothbrush, and was about to brush his teeth, but suddenly saw someone in the mirror......

"Jiang Mi'er!" Li Xiaochen put down his toothbrush with tears and laughter, feeling very speechless at himself in the mirror.

His two eyes were painted with bright red lipstick and turned into two large hearts.

Extending from the upper lip to the chin, it is painted with an exaggerated open-mouth expression, which is simply vivid.

The whole face is like those lewd men in the anime who turn their eyes into hearts and are full of hearts after seeing beautiful women.

What makes Li Xiaochen most depressed is that there are also words on his forehead, and there are two rows: Mi'er Mi'er, I love you, just like a mouse loves rice!

That last exclamation point is drawn along the bridge of the nose all the way to the tip of the nose. The point below is dotted on the human acupoint.

No wonder Jiang Mi'er laughed to death. It turned out that she had already fought back when he Li Xiaochen was asleep.

The deliberate shouting just now and the series of actions that followed were all performances to give him the illusion that the treacherous plan had succeeded.

"Heheha......" Hearing Li Xiaochen call her name, Jiang Mi'er laughed even louder.

Li Xiaochen, who was ridiculous, couldn't help but sigh in his heart: Jiang Mi'er, Jiang Mi'er, how many men in this world can fight your clear and delicate head melon seeds and a belly of bad ideas?

......

The dean of the Mei School of Management is called Melzak.

This Dean Melzak was a middle-aged man with a sparse beard on his face.

The mustache on his lips added to him the air of a mature man.

He wears a sand cowboy hat with an unrestrained look. White denim shirt underneath.

A black denim vest was worn outside.

A slightly worn denim print scarf around his neck.

The jeans were buttoned up by a crooked belt.

A pair of dusty cowboy boots made him look like a prodigal son from afar.

It's hard to imagine a person being so obsessed with cowboy culture.

This handsome and wild middle-aged cowboy is leaning against the window with a rose, pretending to be melancholy looking at the group of schoolgirls frolicking downstairs.

The reason why he pretended to be melancholy was because after he noticed that there were more people in the office, he changed into an old and indecent hip-hop appearance and greeted Li Xiaochen: "Yo, cowboy, are you okay?"

After greeting each other, Li Xiaochen felt his scalp tingle at Melzak's smiling expression sitting on the office chair.

Starting with that "part-time boyfriend notice", he has made a lot of trouble at school these days. Today, the dean is finally determined to take him Li Xiaochen?

Li Xiaochen secretly wiped the sweat from his palms, and thought in his heart:

Hmph, if you really want to fire me, it's not that easy. I've figured out all the excuses for the trouble.

For example, the early arrival of menopause leads to endocrine disorders, which causes excessive adrenaline secretion, stimulates the central nervous system of the brain, and then cannot control itself to make some irrational behaviors......

Anyway, I only know a few medical professional terms, so it's right to go up to the full set.

Or tell the dean directly: because the menstrual period is late, the mania of fear of pregnancy makes me impulsive and irritable, and I accidentally change a little bit. They're all men, you know, a few days a month.

Otherwise, we can still break it blindly, and recently our young generation has been poisoned by various hormones, and the rare phenomenon of too long puberty has burst out in a thousand years and 10,000 years.

Everybody was young. Who doesn't know who? Girls are pregnant with spring, and young men are amorous, this phenomenon is very normal.

Besides, it's no one's fault that this kind of irresistible thing is irresistible.

Pregnant spring is like pregnancy. The undercurrent is surging in the primary stage. The final stage is choppy. It's normal to do something excessive.

The school should not blindly blame and punish college students, but should give me a chance to spend a long adolescence......

Just as Li Xiaochen was making fun of the little Jiujiu in his heart, Melzak opened his mouth and asked, "Did you pick up a dark golden bead one night with a Tai Chi pattern and the word 'swastika' on it?"

"Hey?" Li Xiaochen was a little stunned, he didn't expect Melzak to ask this.

And how did the dean know?

He nodded again and said, "I touched that bead." Can ......"

Melzak interrupted him: "Okay, I think it's you, too. It has now been determined. You're good to go. ”

With that, the dean lowered his head and dealt with the official documents.

"I ......" Li Xiaochen blinked, not understanding what was going on.

"Is there anything else?" Melzak asked when he looked up and saw that Li Xiaochen was still standing there.

"You came to me early in the morning just to ask this?"

"Or what do you think?"

"Hehe, it's okay, it's okay. Li Xiaochen said goodbye with a smile, and said a lot of words on his lips: "The dean is a martial artist, Ze is born by the common people, the three emperors are covered, and the three emperors are debi, and they have been ruling the rivers and lakes for thousands of years." I wish our greatest dean and dean's wife eternal blessings, longevity and heavenly qi, Chitose Chitose Chitose Qianyou sister, long live long live multiplied by three times!"