Originally, it was planned that Li Xiaochen would personally carry Qin Yufei to Jizu Mountain. But Jiang Mi'er, who has a bulging belly, is not good for a long journey alone. So she simply went to get an ox cart. Fei and Mi sat in the car. Li Xiaochen took the place of the cow. Although he does not possess the characteristics of a cow either physically or psychologically, this does not prevent him from acting as an ox to pull carts. Anyway, the ox cart just needs a power. At this point, there is no difference between Li Xiaochen and Niu.

I said...... Do we have to show our sincerity in this way?" Li Xiaochen, who was pulling the ox cart and running on the road, still did not give up, "It's still too late to turn back." Even if you don't give me Edgeworth to fly over, let's take a car or a plane or something. ”

"Don't think about it, let's go. Drive!" Jiang Mi'er waved her whip with enthusiasm and slapped it on Li Xiaochen's ass.

His buttocks hurt, so he quickly sped up, pulled them, and ran forward.

"Drive, drive!" Jiang Mi'er thought it was funny, kept pumping Li Xiaochen's ass, and said to Qin Yufei: "Yufei, do you want to try it? ”

Qin Yufei shook her head with a smile and said, "Forget it." He's pulling the cart hard enough. How can we abuse him with a whip? ”

"Listen, listen! Qin Yufei will feel sorry for people. Jiang Mi'er, you learn more. Anyway, I'm also the child's father. Can't you be nicer to me?"

"Oh, too. Wouldn't it be too cruel for me to whip you to the ground?" Jiang Mi'er blinked her eyes wide, and suddenly picked up her whip again, slamming Li Xiaochen's ass, "Drive!"

"You're insane!" Li Xiaochen shouted as he ran.

Jiang Mi'er grinned and said, "I've thought about it." You are the master of the younger generation of the Divine Immortal Cultivation Realm, and you are also the head of the Shadow Department. If you feel pain, you can resist it. How could this little whip hurt our Minister Li? Besides, we always gather less and leave more. It's a rare opportunity to summon you. One whip is one less. We should cherish each other the few remaining lashes of love. In case it hurts you, it's a big deal that people will strip naked at night to serve you as compensation~"

"Really?" The last sentence really hit Li Xiaochen's G-spot.

"I kid you not. Jiang Mi'er said with a smile.

Li Xiaochen laughed: "Then you smoke, harder." ”

Jiang Mi'er took another whip, handed it to Qin Yufei, and whispered, "He was still unhappy just now." Now begging us to pump him. Tame a man, it's that simple. You can take this and smoke him. Don't smoke white, don't smoke. If you can't do it, just think about whether he has taken advantage of you before. Isn't it disgusting? You're weak now. He will be doubly nice to you. You've got to take the opportunity to recoup your money. When you're well, he's going to bully you again. I'm a good example of that. How nice he used to be to me. After getting my hands on me, you see what he is doing to me now? He hurts you more than he hurts me. So you're really welcome, whip him hard. I've observed. His ass is deformed. The right side is fatter than the left one. Pumping those areas with little meat can make him hurt. I'm at a loss. You pump him on the left buttocks. I smoke the right. Interesting enough, right?"

Qin Yufei was amused by her and smiled slightly, thought about it for a while, and felt that what Jiang Mi'er said was really right. In the past, Li Xiaochen took advantage of her. His body is always touched by him every once in a while. and was molested a lot by him. If you don't return the favor, you will really be bullied to death in the future.

So, Qin Yufei handed the whip back to Jiang Mi'er and said, "I can't see it." You help me pump him. ”

"Okay, look at me. Jiang Mi'er whipped her shoulders, "Drive!"

"Hey, why don't I think something is right? Jiang Mi'er, you're pumping too hard. If you control your strength and don't make me cramp, won't I lose money?"

"Oh, do you want me to jerk you?"

Li Xiaochen thought about it for a while, and finally understood what was wrong.

"I'm fooled! Jiang Mi'er, you cunning witch! You just want me to give you a pump. Any whipping in the name of love is all a lie! As long as you don't hurt me, you can keep pumping and call me like an animal...... Stop, stop smoking, someone is watching!"

At this moment, on the winding road, there is a expensive off-road vehicle. In the car sat two young women wearing fashionable toad glasses. They saw a man in front of them, pulling an ox cart at a speed of about seventy miles per second. And there were men in the ox cart who whipped him.

"Sister Bingbing, drive the car over and take a look. Driven by curiosity, the woman in the passenger seat urged another woman.

When they got to the ox cart, the two of them finally saw the scene clearly. The man pulling the cart was whipped like an ox by the woman behind him. Strangely, the young man dodged left and right while running. The whip didn't hit him at all!

Seeing this, the woman in the passenger seat couldn't help but ask her companion: "Sister Bingbing, what do you think this man is dancing?"

Sister Bingbing looked at it for a while and shook her head: "I don't know." But it's pretty good. ”

When they moved their eyes to the two women on the ox cart, they were taken aback! The woman on the ox cart was actually born so beautiful! The whip-wielding beauty, although she had a big belly and a disfigured figure, still couldn't help but make people think that if she didn't have this belly, she must be a super beauty with a good look, figure, and temperament. Even now that she has a body, her charm has not only not diminished, but has added a bit of charm.

Not to mention that the men will be tempted when they see it, even the two women on the off-road vehicle can't help but feel envious when they see it.

The other looked a little haggard, but he was also the color of the country. There are a few wisps of gentle dusty temperament in the coldness, which makes the women even more embarrassed.

Sister Bingbing admired the faces of these two beautiful women, and sighed: "There are not a few glamorous stars, singers, and supermodels I have seen. I think I'm a leader. But I've only seen it today, what a real beauty is. ”

As soon as she finished speaking, she suddenly saw her partner holding her mobile phone, taking pictures of the ox cart, and asked, "Meimei, what do you want to do?"

"Take pictures. Such a fun scene, I must take a picture and post it on Weibo. ”

Li Xiaochen didn't want to have more complications, so he ignored them, raised his feet, and ran forward at a faster speed. But Bingbing and Meimei on the off-road vehicle became more and more surprised. Especially the ice ice of driving. She had already raised the speed of the car to nearly seventy miles just now, before it could match the man's running speed. Now he can even speed up. That's more than seventy miles!

The maximum speed of a human being is 11 m/s. And 70 miles is 70 kilometers per hour, which is equivalent to 31.11 meters per second. It's amazing enough that this guy pulling a cowcart can reach three times the speed of a human limit. What's even more incredible is that he can continue to increase his speed. Is this still a normal human being?

In surprise, Bingbing stepped on the accelerator and caught up. She wanted to ask the man pulling the oxcart in person how he did it.

It didn't take long for Meimei to notice a change in the pointer of the speed dashboard.

"Oh my God, are we driving so fast!" Mimi stared at the dial in amazement.

"It's nothing to be able to drive so fast. If you can run this speed on two legs, that's really a cow. Bingbing caught up with Li Xiaochen, so he put on a smiling face and asked: "Handsome guy, what's your name? Why can you run so fast? It's a pity not to participate in the Olympics and win glory for the country." ”

"Drive, don't look around, talk to other beauties!" Li Xiaochen just wanted to speak, but was whipped by Jiang Mi'er.

However, out of politeness, he still said a few nonsense: "I call it a cow egg, I have nothing, I just have strength." ”

"Strength, my God! This is not something that can be done with strength alone!" Bingbing became interested in Li Xiaochen, "Niu Dan, where are you going with this car?"

Li Xiaochen said with a smile: "I have two old sows at home, and I can't give birth to cubs." I'm going to drag them to Jizu Mountain to sell them. Look at these two ends of my car, can you sell them for a good price?"

Bingbing glanced at Jiang Mi'er and Qin Yufei, and said with a smile: "Zhong! It will definitely be sold for a sky-high price." I'm afraid you can't bear it. ”

Li Xiaochen grinned, revealing two rows of pure teeth, pretending to be simple, and said in a Henan accent: "What is reluctant? In these years, the old sow will pick up the whip and whip the master." At night, I also learned what was in the movie 'Death Mother' (SM), and gave me wax. Wooden method, they just take this bite. But I can't stand it anymore. If I don't sell it anymore, I really can't live this day. ”

After he finished saying these few words, he immediately amused the four beauties. Meimei smiled and asked, "Niu Dan, both of them are your wives?"

Li Xiaochen said: "Is it not my eldest daughter-in-law who is pregnant." The one that I can't see is my second daughter-in-law. There was also a little daughter-in-law who ran away with the monk. I haven't had time to get her back yet. Let's take these two ends and sell them first. ”

Bingbing saw that he was interesting, so he said, "It just so happens that we are also going to Yunnan." If you don't mind, come up and take a ride. I'll give you a ride. ”

Li Xiaochen glanced back at Jiang Mi'er and Qin Yufei, and said to Bingbing: "I want to, but these two old sows in the family are not happy." When I really get into your car, they either think I'm seducing you, or they suspect you of being a fox, and they're always unhappy. When the time comes, we won't be able to do anything. I don't dare to sit in this car. Thank you for your kindness. ”

Meimei laughed and said, "Niu Dan, you really don't know how to be blessed in the midst of blessings." In China, no matter how many people want to get into our Sister Bingbing's car. You're good, you have a chance, but you still don't want to come up. ”

"What, Sister Bingbing, don't brag. Li Xiaochen shook his head, "I am also a cultural person who has watched TV." Popsicles, I've heard of them. I've never heard of it. ”

Meimei sneered, took off the toad mirror on Bingbing's face, and said to Li Xiaochen: "See for yourself, is she the hottest superfemale star in the world - Lu Bingbing?"

Li Xiaochen squinted at it, and was stunned. Other celebrities, maybe he will admit his mistakes. But Lu Bingbing, he will never admit his mistake. With such a beautiful face and such sparkling eyes, she is definitely a genuine popular female star Lu Bingbing!

"Ahh The "Mother-in-law and Daughter-in-law Battle" you played is so exciting. That line, that plot, is an absolute classic. I'm a huge fan of yours, can you sign my name?"

Lu Bingbing looked at the two people on the ox cart with a smile, and said to Li Xiaochen: "Niu Dan, as long as you are willing to take my car, I will sign for you." Do you want to come up?"