Chapter 309: Eve
Hangzhou West Lake Jinshan Temple, Hangzhou is quite famous is a scenic spot, there is a Lei Feng pagoda inside, which is the root of its fame.
But since that day, a righteous golden figure and an evil fireball fought bravely here and "sacrificed" heroically, many people who were attracted by the handsome back of the golden figure were little fans and girls regarded this place as a holy place for them to check in, and the Lei Feng Pagoda was instantly completed. a foil.
The emerging "Fox Plastic Surgery Clinic" in Hangzhou has gradually become famous, and women from all over the world come to experience it every day.
But this "fox plastic surgery clinic" is really not enough, although the fox doctor has been trying his best to train new foxes, but it will take a long time to hone if you want to get started, so in a short period of time, the fox doctor himself is a fox master.
This also leads to a short period of time, if you want plastic surgery, you need to make an appointment with the "Fox Plastic Surgery Clinic" three days in advance, and you have to queue up after the appointment.
Some were lucky enough to be in the queue on the same day, but some were unlucky enough to be ranked for seven days and didn't get this qualification.
Therefore, in this situation of short supply, the inn in Hangzhou is overcrowded every day, and even the surrounding housing prices have risen a lot.
The torment of waiting is, so those girls who are not qualified turn their eyes to the golden handsome figure "Fall" is the holy place of Jinshan Temple to check in.
The bustle is a holy place to check in, and it has also given birth to a series of marginal products, which originally led to Jinshan Temple and was rarely on the road, but now it is full of all kinds of stalls, even at night...... No, it should be said that the night is more lively than the day, the lights are bright, and the shouting is earth-shattering.
Isn't this the same as a night market on earth?
The camera continued to stretch, passing by and talking with the owner of the rouge stall, with a ruddy face is the old lady, and passing by a thin man with a bag on his back, and finally stopped in front of the gate of the Golden Flash Temple, where the surface looks quite normal is a chaos stall.
There were originally ten tables and stools in front of the Chaos Stall, but for some reason, only seven remained.
And one of the tables was still trembling under the arms of a red-robed long-haired nun, for it vaguely remembered that three of her compatriots had died at the hands of this person before.
And this red-dressed nun was completely afraid of the poor old table under her arms, her hands were propped up on the table, supporting her face was slightly red, her eyes were straight and she was looking at the white-haired little boss who was in front of the stove for a certain bastard.
The white-haired little boss is below at the same time, and from time to time he will turn his head and look at the red-dressed female cultivator, his face is flushed, and he doesn't know that because the stove is too hot, the soup pot is boiling and the water is steaming, and he is shy.
The face was flushed with red hair, and the little boss saw that it was a red-clothed woman, and her heart was quick, her legs were weak, and her eyes were slightly moist, like a pool of spring water.
It's a pity...... is such a handsome young man, but when he was a child, he burned his throat because of the wind and cold, just thinking about it made the red-clothed nun feel a little heartbroken, and she couldn't help but want to hold him in her arms for a while.
The heartache is at the same time, and the red-clothed nun still has a trace of resentment in her heart, disgust is to glaring at the thief with a vicious mouth, I really want to cut his tongue with a sword!
Feeling a cold gaze coming from his body for the eighteenth time, Zhen Hao pursed his lips, and sighed a little that this red-clothed female cultivator was cautious.
"Okay, then we want a son and a daughter, okay, no more, no less, no more hexagrams. ”
The old demon of Montenegro and Wang Daoxiang looked at each other across the table, silent, and after a long time, the old demon of Montenegro suddenly spoke out and said something inexplicable.
"Okay, a son and a daughter, three chapters of the law, in front of the master, no one needs to cheat!" Wang Daoxiang crossed his hands on his hips, pointed his chin at the old demon of Montenegro, and glared at him fiercely in his nostrils, looking a little coquettish.
When are you going to discuss it? We've been sitting here all the time, why haven't we heard anything??
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The old demon of Montenegro nodded, did not speak, and beckoned to Wang Daoxiang, Wang Daoxiang was very spineless and moved the small bench to sit next to the old demon of Montenegro, and hugged the old demon of Montenegro with a happy face.
"Puff~!"
There is nothing to do around, staring at the old demon of Black Mountain and Wang Daoxiang is a contradiction between the two of them is the hidden cultivator is monk Seeing this scene, he only felt that a sharp sword stabbed into his chest, and he twisted it inside, and pulled it out, wow cool wow cool yes.
Is it fashionable to trick dogs in and then kill them?
When the red-clothed nun not far away saw this scene, she couldn't help but get goosebumps, and was about to tremble twice, when she caught a glimpse of the white-haired little boss looking at her at this time, she instantly recovered her shyness, and pressed down the trembling and turned into a lady.
Zhen Hao also saw the scene of the red-clothed nun and the little brother of the Heavenly Court, and pursed her lips, a little ...... I can't say it's complicated.
In these years, they call it love at first sight, they call it love at first sight, they call it happy with each other, and even a grievance is called sister-in-law first......
"Boss~!Are we noodles?
"Ahh
Zhen Hao suddenly screamed and threw the white-haired little boss to the red-clothed nun is soul and called it back, and hurriedly raised his head to respond to Zhen Hao's boss, and his subordinates kept working back and forth, and began to give Zhen Hao and the three of them below, and their eyes could no longer care about eye-to-eye with the red-clothed nun eyebrows.
It was love at first sight that Xiao Qinglang didn't have time to take care of herself, and the red-clothed nun blamed Zhen Hao for all her faults, Qiong's nose was slightly wrinkled, and her eyes were staring at Zhen Hao.
Eat, eat, eat, you know how to eat, and you will choke to death for a while, and you are a turtle bastard!
There was a heavy resentment behind him, Zhen Hao raised his eyebrows, and glanced at the red-clothed nun triumphantly, with an arrogant look of "what can you do with me".
On the side, Niu Erhua couldn't help but roll her eyes when she saw this, and pulled Zhen Hao: "Why are you always angry with her when you have nothing to do, the two of them have each other's thoughts, what kind of mess are you making, is it possible...... Do you have thoughts about this girl, too?"
Saying that, a bad thought came to Niu Erhua's mind, a little complaining that his eyes were gradually moving towards unkindness, and the little hand faintly moved to Zhen Hao's waist is trend, and the secret technique "Eighteen Bends of the Mountain Road" is ready to go.
Stiff, Zhen Hao's face was arrogant, he instantly stiffened, cold sweat flowed from his forehead, and he squeezed out a stiff and smiling face, and looked at Niu Erhua with sincerity: "How can you ......?"
"How did you find out~!"
The red-clothed female cultivator spoke, saw the opportunity, and directly interrupted Zhen Hao is explanation, looking at Niu Erhua with a look of surprise, her eyes contained a trace of disbelief, three points of apprehension, two points of panic, and one point of cowardice.
Getting up, Lianbu moved slightly, bit his lip lightly, and slowly moved to Niu Erhua's side: "This sister is really sorry, and my sister doesn't intend to ...... with you."
"Huh~!"
Halfway through the words, he left a space for infinite reverie, and then he turned into a monster, shyly glanced at Zhen Hao, and hurriedly turned his head away with a red face, not daring to look at it again.
Hey, what's wrong with you? You're done! Halfway through this kind of talk, that's a real death!
Zhen Hao cried with a sad face, looking at Niu Erhua's expressionless face, as well as the eyes that narrowed slightly, scanning back and forth between him and the red-clothed nun is eyes, he couldn't help but feel cold all over his body, wanting to cry without tears, and there was a feeling that the limit was approaching.
And the red-clothed nun also sensed that something was wrong with the atmosphere, and only felt a chill rise from her heart.
But take a closer look, this Zhen Hao and his party don't look like they have cultivation.
So where did this chill come from? Could it be that the woman in front of her was resentful? But this resentment is too big, right...... Wouldn't he have destroyed the harmony of other people's families? Wouldn't he have become a bad woman......
The red-clothed nun couldn't help but regret that she had made a decision in a moment's heat, and her intestines were about to regret it.
Here, the white-haired little boss finally noticed that Zhen Hao was moving, and saw that the red-clothed nun was actually beside Zhen Hao at this time, and Zhen Hao was so frightened that she trembled, her face changed instantly, and she hurriedly walked towards Zhen Hao and his party with four large bowls of wide noodles.
"The noodles are coming~!"
A shout interrupted the solemn atmosphere in the field, and the white-haired little boss lowered his head and put four bowls of wide noodles on the table, looked up, and saw the red-clothed nun pretending to be stunned.
"Why are you here? Hurry back to your place, I also ordered you a bowl of noodles, which has been placed on your table, eat it while it's hot." ”
When the red-clothed nun heard this, she hurriedly said, "And I am, I happen to be hungry, I'll go back and eat your noodles!"
After that, the red-clothed nun didn't wait for everyone to reply, and hurriedly walked to her own table, pulled out the stool, bent down and sat down, and a set of movements flowed smoothly.
The familiar touch from her buttocks made the red-clothed nun feel reassured, and only then did she notice that there was really a bowl of lasagna on her table.
It's not an excuse to get yourself out!
Looking at this bowl of fluorescent noodles, the red-clothed nun was full of apprehension, and was instantly replaced by sweetness.
But after the sweetness, followed by a thick guilt.
Just now, as a woman, she openly said those misleading words to a man in public, which is just in the cultivation world, but in this mortal world, this is not enough...... Don't you just don't know how to check?
He...... He's not going to be angry, is he......
Secretly glanced at Zhen Hao's side and nodded his waist is a white-haired little boss, seeing that he had never glanced at him from beginning to end, the red-clothed nun hung her head and stirred around in a large bowl of wide noodles in front of her with chopsticks, although the fragrance was fragrant, but there was no appetite in her stomach, and she was full of worries.
He must be angry with me......
Sister in Red: ~~>_<~~
Zhen Hao's side.
The main force of the meat shield red-clothed female cultivator slipped away, leaving Zhen Hao alone to bear Niu Erhua is eye attack, and her heart was cold, and she didn't even dare to say a word of explanation.
"Ahem, what, boss. With Niu Erhua's emotions in his eyes, Zhen Hao said with a stiff head and a white-haired little boss on the side.
The white-haired little boss stood beside Zhen Hao with his hands tied, and nodded: "Hey~!I'm here, the guest officer, you command." ”
"I see that your face is crystal clear, fragrant, I have never seen it in the world, I improvised it, there is a song like Apu does not know whether to sing or not. ”
"What?"
Looking at Zhen Hao's faintly unkind eyes, the white-haired little boss didn't care to ask what Ru Apu was, and hurriedly continued: "Objective talent!
Zhen Hao nodded, glanced at Niu Erhua secretly, then straightened his waist, picked up the noodle bowl in front of him, cleared his throat, and squeezed out a smile.
"Look at this noodle, it's long and wide, it's like this bowl, it's big and round......"
"Puff~!"
Attracted by Zhen Hao's famous masterpiece around, innocent passers-by were just about to stop and admire for a moment, and then only listened to the magic sound in their ears, their heads were dizzy, their throats were sweet, and they immediately spurted out a lot of blood, their faces were terrifying, pale and weak, and they looked at Zhen Hao is eyes full of fear.
"Horror...... It's terrifying!"
The liver and gall were broken, and death was a shadow hanging over their hearts, and passers-by crawled and crawled away from this Shura field, and every time they passed by this place from then on, they always repeated this song in their minds, and they never met again in their lives.
"I'm going to kill him!"
Not far away, there was a roar from the monk who was hiding the cultivator, and then the young man who looked quite young stood up directly, his eyes were bloodshot, his eyes were staring at Zhen Hao, and his hand was already on the hilt of the sword at his waist.
"Sit down!"
No one stretched out his hand to stop it, and as soon as the young man drank tea next to him, the middle-aged man drank it lowly, and directly stopped the young man is action.
"Senior brother~!, he ......"
"Sit down! How many more times do you want me to say this?"
The young man's heart was full of grievances, and he glared at Zhen Hao viciously, with tears in his eyes, and sat down with his neck in the end.
On the side of the red-clothed nun, Zhen Hao's sudden "wonderful" singing voice made her walk out of her depression, and she noticed that the monks around her were not kind to Zhen Hao, hesitated for a moment, and got up and walked towards Zhen Hao, only this time with her sword in her hand.
She was also afraid that those monks couldn't help but rush up and hack Zhen Hao to death directly with swords, knives, sticks, basketballs, etc. on the spot.
Wait a minute...... Didn't you just get into something strange?
The camera turned, Zhen Hao and his party were here.
Seeing a smile flashing on Niu Erhua's face, Zhen Hao breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, and was about to put down the big bowl of wide noodles in his hand, but saw that it was the red-clothed female cultivator who was killing the sky and walked towards them again, holding the big bowl of wide noodles with a trembling hand, and almost overturned on the spot.
Niu Erhua noticed that Zhen Hao was abnormal, and looked back, only to see the red-clothed female cultivator coming over again.
When she Niu Erhua is really muddy, it can't be done!
Niu Erhua's eyes flashed with coldness, and the unkindness was that her eyes were staring at the red-clothed nun tightly, and the coldness was that the coldness went directly into the red-clothed nun is bone marrow.
shuddered, facing Niu Erhua's unkind eyes, the red-clothed female cultivator forcibly pressed down and pulled her legs to run is impulsive, and gritted her teeth and moved to Zhen Hao and Niu Erhua.
This woman is so strong with resentment!
On the side, the white-haired little boss was secretly vigilant, quietly running the fairy power, ready to strike at any time to save the red-clothed female cultivator from Niu Erhua's hands.
But until the red-clothed nun slowly moved to the ground, Niu Erhua didn't make a move.
"This sister, I was joking with you just now......"
With a smile full of flattery, the red-clothed nun explained to Niu Erhua, but looking at Niu Erhua's emotion, she chose to shut up from her heart, and directly whispered to Bibi, saying what she meant.
"You guys hurry up! It's dangerous here, all the murderers don't blink an eye are Jiangyang thieves, and they will fight for something in a while!"
"They beat them, what's the matter with me Zhen Hao? I don't rob them. Zhen Hao looked fearless, looking not afraid at all: "Besides, we are still going to Jinshan Temple for the night, why should we go?"
"You!" The red-clothed nun pointed to Zhen Hao who was not afraid of death, and her anger hurt in her chest: "Okay, okay, don't you want to go to Jinshan Temple to play?" Then why don't you hurry up, there will be no guest rooms in Jinshan Temple in a while, and you will run in vain when the time comes." ”
"Don't go!" Zhen Hao did not hesitate to directly reject the red-clothed nun is proposal.
The red-clothed nun was a little broken, looking at Zhen Hao's strange flower, and asked in a voice that was a little sharp because of the agitation of the mood.
"Why?!"
"I just called the noodles and haven't finished eating them yet. In order to cooperate with his own statement, Zhen Hao also showed the red-clothed nun a bowl full of noodles in front of him.
It doesn't matter if you look at it, Zhen Hao found that the noodles in the bowl were a little lumpy, and frowned and beckoned to the white-haired little boss on the side: "Boss, this noodle can't be eaten, bring me another bowl...... No, let's change all of them again. ”
"Hiss~!!"
Seeing Zhen Hao still die like this, the red-clothed female cultivator gasped three times, looked up and saw that it was the monks who were sneering at Zhen Hao, shook her head, and retreated to her position.
She has tried her best, but she has to find death by herself, and she can't save the dead people......
"Smack~!"
As soon as the red-clothed nun left, the white-haired little boss was tense and his muscles relaxed, and he was about to clean up the four bowls of wide noodles and go to give Zhen Hao and his party another bowl, but Zhen Hao directly grabbed her arm, and the force was so great that it crackled.
His eyes were weird, and his eyes were teasing: "Don't use this kind of thing to perfunctory me, give me something really good, isn't there a god of food in the sky, just give it to me according to his standards." ”
"Puff~!"
Not far away, five people with gloomy eyes, dressed in black, with potholes on their faces, and at first glance, the appearance of the lackeys of the standard villain was ugly, and they couldn't help laughing, looking at Zhen Hao is eyes as if they were looking at a retarded person.
"Is he still a god of food?
"Needless to say, if you want to eat something from the god of food at a stall, who can say such a thing except for neuropathy. ”
"Hahahaha~!"
One question and one answer, and then the five ugly monsters all over the street were smug and laughed.
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