Li Xiaochen laughed and played with her, while explaining the cause and effect of the incident. It's just that Tang Yao said that he was not allowed to mention to others that he was hired as a part-time boyfriend for free, so Li Xiaochen omitted this part.

Jiang Mi'er was originally annoyed that he and Tang Yao were so intoxicated, and her heart felt like she had overturned the vinegar vat, and there was a sour smell everywhere.

But listening to his words, he was full of enthusiasm for his fists, and he was not so jealous.

hummed and chirped to bury Li Xiaochen for a few words, but after all, she couldn't harden her heart, and stepped down the steps to release her previous suspicions.

Tolerant forgiveness does not mean that there is no pimple in the heart. Especially a smart woman like Jiang Mier, of course, understands that a man's commitment is the most unreliable.

No matter how beautiful a woman is, she will eventually grow old and decrepit one day.

If you want to tie a man's heart for a long time, you never rely on the fairy jade appearance that withers as quickly as a flower blooms and falls, nor does it rely on a graceful and hot body like a demon devil, nor does it rely on a poignant love like Luo Zhuliang Zhu.

In fact, no matter which way you go, there is no real guarantee that a man will not change his mind.

This has always been a complex problem in which both men and women cannot be cut clearly, and the rationalization is chaotic.

Moreover, Jiang Mi'er knew very well that she had not climbed to such an important position in Li Xiaochen's heart.

This is also her greatest strength - always aware of her strengths and weaknesses and being able to maximize them to make up for them.

She firmly believes that treating men is the same as the rule of ancient emperors and the management of enterprises today. Only the combination of grace and power, reward and punishment, is the right way.

Instead of holding on to what has happened, it is better to treat it strictly, appropriately punish it lightly, and punish it with a big warning.

It can not only reflect their own goodness, but also make the other party grateful to Dade.

However, this does not apply to every man. There are thousands of ways to deal with men. Jiang Mi'er just chose the one that worked best for Li Xiaochen.

And the effect in exchange, judging from Li Xiaochen's reaction, is indeed good, at least it can make him honest for a while.

When enough of the trouble, Jiang Mi'er sat cross-legged on the bed and said to Li Xiaochen, who was smiling evilly, "Don't laugh." Sit down. I'm going to teach you how to inject the Yuan Shen into the Inner Dan and complete the final cultivation of the Ning Dan as soon as possible. ”

As soon as he said this, Li Xiaochen immediately remembered the roster given by Qin Yufei: "Jiang Mi'er, do you have an older brother named Jiang Junning?"

"Well, it's my half-brother. Where did you hear that? I don't think I told you. Jiang Mi'er stared at him with a puzzled gaze again.

Li Xiaochen avoided talking about this, and continued to ask: "Isn't he very powerful? What realm has the cultivation of the Xuantian Qing Dao reached?"

Jiang Mi'er shook her head: "I haven't seen him make a move." However, if the elders of the family want to find someone to replace me, they will definitely help Brother Junning. He has strength, is cautious and careful, and is a very reassuring man. It's much more reliable than you. ”

"Don't you think your last sentence is redundant?

Jiang Mi'er smiled: "You, you are still 108,000 miles away from being reliable." It feels very floaty and extremely unreliable. ”

"If you don't say a word to me, you'll die. Li Xiaochen, who was devastated, lowered his head and fell on the bed.

"It's about making you see reality. Although you are not reliable now, I believe that you will become reliable in the future. When you become a real man, when you understand what responsibility is, you will be the most trustworthy man in the world. ”

Li Xiaochen chewed her words for a long time: "The implication is that you are turning around and scolding me for not being a real man?"

Jiang Mi'er put on a teachable expression, nodded and smiled: "Yes, yes." ”

Boss Li Xiaochen raised his face unhappily: "Pout your butt over." ”

"You stinky rascal, what do you want to do?" Jiang Mi'er moved back, raising her vigilance.

"Spanking you. Li Xiaochen pounced on Jiang Mi'er who wanted to escape, and slapped her buttocks a few times, "Tell you to hurt me! Believe it or not, I will kill you tonight, let you see what a real man is?"

As soon as the words fell, he stretched out his fingers and poked and squeaked at Jiang Mier's waist and armpits, scratching her delicate body and giggling.

After getting along for many days, Li Xiaochen and Jiang Mier gradually became emotional. The scale of the action is also getting bigger and more intimate.

"Don't play, really don't play. I'm going to tell you about cultivation. You...... Hehehe, don't touch me, it's so itchy...... Hehe...... Don't take the opportunity to touch ......" Jiang Mi'er knocked out the unruly thief hand stretched out by Li Xiaochen, and gave him a few big eyes that couldn't hide his smile.

She sat down again, hid her playful heart, and said, "You have reached the late stage of Ning Dan." As long as you put the Yuan Shen in the Inner Dan, this immortal fetus will be considered pregnant. After that, it was necessary to march towards the third layer of the foundation of the Taixuantian Qingdao Road. Once the foundation is successfully built, it means that we will have to leave for the Jiang family to be examined by the Great Elder. If it goes well, our agreement will be completed. ”

"Then what are your plans in the future?" Li Xiaochen faintly felt that things were not so simple.

"Of course you and I are going our separate ways. I'm going to do what I have to do. You come back and continue your education that you haven't finished. ”

Hearing her feel comfortable, Li Xiaochen felt a little sad in his heart. Doesn't this mean that you will be separated from Jiang Mi'er in the future?

Seeing the unhappiness on his face, Jiang Mi'er pursed her lips and smiled: "You can't bear me?"

Li Xiaochen sat up straight as if he had been pierced in the ass by an awl: "Nonsense! Who can't bear you as a female devil?" I wish I could get rid of you immediately, so as not to be teased by you every day." ”

Hearing him say this, the smile on Jiang Mi'er's face became even stronger.

"Okay, when it's time to separate, don't go home and hug the pillow, hide in the dark corner, and secretly shed tears for no reason. Also, I've bet with you before. Remember, one day, you'll fall in love with me. You feel like my name, you must be sweet and spicy, love and hate, lust and dissatisfaction, and you can't stop!"

As she spoke, Jiang Mi'er punched him in the heart and said, "I, the female devil, want to torture your heart and make you feel painful." The more you suffer, the more I am. Uh-huh, I feel like I'm about to capture your heart. What do you think?"

If it was before, Li Xiaochen would have to say a few words.

But now, all he thinks about is the sad scene after separating from Jiang Mi'er.

After being stunned for a while, Li Xiaochen sighed helplessly: "You have succeeded." I can't resist your demonic charm. Torture me. ”

Seeing that he had no combat effectiveness at all, Jiang Mi'er suddenly felt bored: "Don't be so serious, okay? No more trouble. I'll teach you how to inject the original gods. ”

After the previous preparations, the inner dan is completed and can be put into the womb.

There is life and there is destruction. This is an eternal truth.

However, the physical body is perishable, but the divine consciousness is imperishable.

Although the physical body is a false self, people can cultivate the truth through the false and achieve the fruits of the Tao.

Since the beginning of Ning Dan's womb, Taixuantian Qingdao has gradually changed from exercising the external to the internal, from strengthening the body to improving the spirituality of the original spirit.

The method of getting into the womb is not that difficult. All you need to do is concentrate your mind and imagine that the self-primordial spirit in your body has entered the inner pill.

Jiang Mi'er only mentioned it slightly. Li Xiaochen understood the trick and immediately put it into practice.

As he gradually entered the center, he saw that it was dark all around. It was as if he had been in a vast and lightless universe, unable to distinguish between east, south, north, west, and north, and could not distinguish between the other parts of this world.

Listening closely, the sound of a puffing heartbeat came from afar and near.

After listening quietly, Li Xiaochen suddenly understood.

There is the sound of peristalsis in the stomach and intestines, the sound of body fluid secretion, the rhythm of breathing, and the sound of blood flowing slowly......

This is the inside of your body!

But where is Nedan? I can't find Nedan, how can I get into the womb?

Li Xiaochen secretly thought: The heart and lung lobes should be in the upper part of the comparison. And the dantian where Neidan is located is in the abdomen. I can't see it, but I guess I can find it by feeling the sound.

Once he had made up his mind, he recognized the sound and moved downward.

The abdomen is so big, it is not easy to find the specific direction of the dantian. He drilled around, but Nedan didn't find it, but he got the stench out of his intestines.

"Poof-" The long, long, fart sound was released from the flesh's **.

Its sound was like a passionate suona song, which resounded in the room.

"Mamma Mia, it stinks to death!" held it for more than a minute, but never saw the end of this high-pitched and loud fart sound, Jiang Mi'er pinched her nose, ran to the window, opened the window, and took a big breath of fresh air.

Qin Yufei, who had been hiding in the closet, was even more miserable.

There are no impermeable walls in the world, and naturally there are no cabinets that do not leak.

Li Xiaochen's big fart was like a ghost crying and howling, and the smell was stinking, and it didn't take long for it to spread throughout the room. Even the wardrobe has not been spared.

Qin Yufei couldn't get out of the cabinet again, so she could only silently endure the stench that made her almost faint.

She couldn't help complaining in her heart: What did Li Xiaochen eat, and why did the gas come out smell so bad? I really shouldn't have come in tonight to translate the information written by Xiao Seal for him. Hurry up and get into the womb, please let Jiang Mi'er go, and let me out.

More than two minutes later, Li Xiaochen's earth-shattering fart was still unstoppable.

Qin Yufei couldn't stand it anymore. She rummaged in the closet, and finally found the fragrance, and quickly put it to her nose to dilute the terrible smell.

Jiang Mi'er outside took an electric fan, turned it on to the highest gear, tried her best to evacuate the bad smell in the air, and said to Li Xiaochen, who was cross-legged and closed-eyed, "Are you okay? I can't stand it anymore." You're a big. I've never heard of an immortal cultivator who is so coquettish when he enters the womb. ”