Forty-two The stunner of the Great Wu Mountain
It's funny to make Sister Chun angry.
What's even funnier is that the pair of small fists are clenched like two peeled hard-boiled eggs, and the small ones are like two cotton peaches.
Three inches of hands and three inches of feet, this is called spring.
Daoist Fang had always wondered why she was so big and her hands and feet so petite, like a rat drowned in water, with a belly bigger than a cow.
This is not good, laughing at other people's bad appearance, immoral, Daoist Fang will be punished!
"Wait, wait, let's talk about it first!" Of course, Daoist Fang didn't say it, Daoist Fang was not only a coward, strong outside, but also a particularly verbose: "What if I win?
"If you win, I'll jump off the building!"
"If I lose, I'll jump into the river!" Calling Chun was very happy, and Daoist Fang also recognized it, and pointed to the ground: "Jump that!"
Jumping into the twilight rain building, jumping into the Jinling River, the two of them made a life and death contract against the sky and the earth, and made a poisonous oath!
Daoist Fang didn't know that whether it was Chaoyun Tower or Duyu Tower, Miss Chun had skipped it many times and was experienced.
I don't know if I call Chun, Daoist Fang has always wanted to jump into the river, so he jumped into the Jinling River, but unfortunately it hasn't been done yet, which is also exactly what I want.
"Come!"
"Wait!"
"What's the matter?" Zhao Chun was already extremely impatient, and he had a little headache: "Whew-"
"How do you win, and how do you lose?" Yes, this must be made clear: "Point to point? or to fight until you lie down?"
"Fight until you serve! Admit defeat in person!" Just like this, call the spring to lift his spirit, and silently use the magic skill: "Sizzleββββ"
"Take it!" said Daoist Fang. Be the first to grab: "Get straight to the point!"
It's called a bang. Then it will decline and exhaust. Before he could lift his breath, he poured out himself: "Ahh
Not long since.
It's a pity. It's all the same for Zhao Chun: "Shh-"
Zhao Chun inhaled again, let the punches and feet add to his body, only to protect his head, and saw that it was getting bigger and bigger, "Sizzle-"
It's time to fight back!
As far as the fists and feet reach, the cotton is extremely soft, soft and boneless, and it is even more amazing elasticity!
Almost silent.
This is called the connoisseur stretches out his hand to know if there is one. Fang Yin knew that he was going to lose, and he also had a headache: "It's amazing! It's amazing! I'll fight and fight!" What's worse is that she is full of flaws, and it is not easy to start at all! Spanking her chest is obscene, spanking is even more obscene, where are you stealing peaches? Stealing a watermelon! She doesn't even have her neck when she locks her throat! She can't hit her head left and right, and she will slap her face if she hits her head, and it's not good to hit her stomach, anyway, it's obscene, and she will be defeated, and she will be defeated: "Medium!"
"Medium!"
"Definitely!"
"Definitely, definitely!"
Wooden man, point acupoint, many years later, this Taoist priest finally learned something, and used the magic skill of penetrating the bone and acupoint: "Sizzleββββββ"
Pity.
It's not that there are no acupuncture points, and it's not that there are no bones, but it's a pity that I can't find it: "Woo!"
Daoist Fang suddenly thought of a joke: This place is thirty miles away from the cave.
And the girl called Chun finally finished her luck, and it was bigger than last time, and the retribution came, and the counterattack began: "Ah!"
It's a punch in the head!
That punch, like a cone breaking through the air, lightning stabbed, actually made a sharp whining sound!
Before the fist arrived, Daoist Fang was already unshakable, and he felt invincible! But he still thought that he had embroidered his legs, so he bent his arms and generally protected his head: "Ah!"
Zhao Chun roared again, but the second punch also missed, and Daoist Fang had already flown out: "Ahββββββββββββββββββ"
Really, it hurts to the bone marrow!
Before Daoist Fang landed, tears couldn't help but flow: "Sizzleββββββββββββββ"
has its own defense, unloading force eighty percent, however: "Hahahaha
It should be, fractured.
At least, it's also a cracked bone.
Slender little hands, small fists, Daoist Fang finally understood the magic of it, that full, hard and hard are bones!
It's like a little hammer!
"Little rabbit cub, I can't kill you!" And Sister Chun has already rushed up, moving like a rabbit, like a mad tiger: "You are a bird! Fix you a spoon! The fairy shows the way? Dare to steal a peach?" Mo can be deserved, there is no way to prevent it, Fang Daoist fled from the desert and used the ability to watch the house, the elephant danced, the mosquito ran away, only to feel fluttering, fluttering, the evil wind penetrated the back, and the sea of bitterness was shaking: "Help-life-ahββββββββββββββ"
At that moment, Fang Yin suddenly missed Wuzen very much, if Wuzen was here.
In fact, this fat woman is by no means easy to deal with, even if Fang Yin's body method is fast and flexible, but it is not even half a spare time!
Pegasus Meteor!
In other words, the sun rises in the east, the cooking smoke is everywhere, and there are more and more people watching the excitement: "Yo!"
"This is fresh, this early in the morning, the sun is coming out of the west!" one person pointed out: "Which poor ghost is this, annoying Mother Chun?"
"It's called Chun's mother, I haven't made a move for more than three years!" the other person pointed and laughed: "That little Taoist priest who doesn't have long eyes, I'm afraid it's-"
"In the hands of the girl called Chun, she is either dead or disabled, and there are not ten thousand in these years-" The elder smiled and said, "There are also eight thousand!"
"Not necessarily, not necessarily!" The young man shook his head and said: "Since ancient times, heroes have been born as young men, and Murong Gongzi back thenβ"
"Ha!ha What kind of person is Murong Gongzi. How can you ......?"
There is only one Murong Gongzi. The past lives in the present, and cannot be copied.
However, this person is Daoist Fang, Daoist Fang has no other skills, and he is the best in the world in kung fu to escape!
Calling Chun can't catch up with him.
Calling Chun can't catch up with him.
Calling Chun just can't catch up with him!
Even if you are so anxious that you can't catch up with him, you can't catch up with him when you shout and scream, and you still can't catch up with him: "Don't-don't-don't!"
"Help, help, helpβ"
"Whew, whew, you, you, you little rabbit cub! Look at the old man, the old lady doesn't, I can't kill you!"
"It's called Sister Spring. Are you convinced? Or you will quickly admit defeat?"
"Shhhh
The strength is not good, blindly evading, this can't make the spring convinced, the spring is self-lifting, and breathe deeply: "Sizzleββββ"
Small becomes big, big becomes small, called Spring Girl's martial arts is very magical, but: "So white!
It was touched and touched on the face: "So tender!"
Everyone was shocked!
And that's where the flirting begins! No one. No one dares to tease the Spring Girl, he will die a miserable death: "So round! So big!" This is not the first time, I touched it here and there: "It's so fragrant!"
"You!" is a law, or a law: "You!"
When the Spring Girl is asked to improve her luck, her power of devouring the world will be greatly reduced: "You, you!"
Everyone was surprised and inexplicable, and their eyes widened: "You bully others! You wait! Ahh
Tell Chun to hide his face in shame and anger, and rush away in tears!
Disappear.
There was a dead silence for a while.
Fang Yin was stupid.
This is very excessive, this is not Fang Yin, who is so floating and wandering in front of the public, Fang Yin felt remorse for a while: "Smack!"
Daoist Fang slapped his mouth fiercely, feeling bored, and even more shameful!
"I said brother, you can really do it!" At this moment, the crowd of onlookers was about to rush up like a tidal wave, it was you and me, and he expressed their extreme admiration for his courage in one sentence, and then expressed endless worries about his personal safety in the same way: "Provoked the tigress, and the female devil, brother, this time you have caused a big disaster, you, this, hey!" There is no endless worry, but also endless expectations: "It's not good, it's not good, it's not good! Brother, run! The tigress went to the direction of the harem, and the female devil is afraid that it isββ"
"Two-" But it's late, it's late, it's called the third sister of Chunyuan, and there is a second sister above: "Sister ββββββββββββββββββ"
The sound was like a tiger's roar, and it came from an unknown place, and everyone's faces changed greatly, and at that moment, Hula was scattered again: "The female devil is here! The female devil is here!" Fang Yin didn't know why, and it was also a bad feeling: "Dead, dead, dead!" Ran away half, the remaining half, half looked at Fang Yin with extremely sympathetic and extremely pitiful eyes, and the other half looked in the same direction with extremely eager and fanatical eyes: "It's dead, it's worth it!"
"Hey!" a crisp life, the second sister came to respond, delicate and sweeter, and the intestines were swaying: "Come on! Come on!"
Sisters, good girlfriends, are sworn friends, and there is a famous female devil.
There is a famous witch Dumei.
"Bang la!" The miracle appeared again, the goddess of Wushan appeared, and everyone present worshiped the Taoist priest Fang: "ββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββ"
A miracle is a miracle, saliva instantly flowed into a river, and the eyeballs crackled and fell to the ground!
She seemed to fly from the Yuyu Palace nine days away, and crossed the line of void from the clouds and twilight rain: "Which official is it?"
The clothes are pale pink, and the world is pink and white: "Bully my family to call spring?"
"It's him! It's him!" In the blink of an eye, the situation changed, and everyone turned against the water together, pointing in unison: "It's him!"
"Chun'er. But it was a Taoist aunt, and her appearance was like a flower: "Is it?"
"No!" Since the second sister is here, she is called Chun is sister: "Second sister, these stinky men should all be killed!"
"Boom!" everyone scattered as birds and beasts, no one was left, and the wolves rushed to the grave!
There is only one Taoist priest left: "......"
"Don't run, don't run, what are you running?" the beauty smiled, and the sword was unsheathed: "This official, you, wait for the slave family!"
A smile captivates the city, and then a smile captivates the country.
The two looked at each other, they couldn't take care of it, Fang Yin wanted to say something at that time, but it was, it was, it just couldn't be said!
Just like the first time I saw the child, the soul was taken away!(To be continued......)