51. Give me the gourd
The black tiger was pacing halfway up the mountain, when he heard someone shouting: "No! No! I want it too!"
I only heard human words, quacked and laughed, there was no trace of beasts, the world was bleak, the black tiger felt a little strange, could it be a demon in my heart?
There is a pig demon, a monkey demon, and a -
When the black tiger came, he saw the strangest scene in his life, of course, it was the tree, and there was a monkey squatting on the tree.
Under the tree, there was the stinky fart monk, who was agitated and yelled.
There is another person, reclining and leaning upright, leaning on all fours, like a big horse monkey, eating and drinking enough and sleeping lazy.
Take this as the center of the circle.
Seven or eight tigers on the periphery, three or five leopards, five or sixty gray wolves on the second floor, more than 100 jackals on the third floor, four lynx foxes, wild boars, cattle, sheep, deer and roe deer, there are thousands of forests, and they are generally not noisy or noisy. On the outermost periphery was a circle of rats, and snakes, pheasants, and rabbits, and all kinds of birds, adding up to tens of thousands. It's a ragtag army, and it's very well-behaved, and the weird thing is that the little monkey on the tree squeaks with a stick, and it looks like he's lecturing, and the unfathomable feeling seems to be preaching.
Heaven and earth have righteousness, and miscellaneous endowment is popular.
The lower part is the river mountain, and the upper part is the sun star.
Obviously, it wasn't an ordinary monkey, it was a monkey!
No one is more imposing and majestic than the little one hundred and eight!
Of course, when things go wrong, there must be monsters, and the reason why the pig demon and the monkey demon are so demonic is because there is a shemale to support it. The ladyboy was very evil, and the smell of wine was even heavier, and he was sent off 800 miles against the wind, piercing the dome and piercing the clouds. It was an adversary, smelling of blood. Although there are cloth clothes and grass hats to cover their hideous heads, their faces and bones. Even if he was lazily leaning under the tree, he didn't say a word, pretending to be sleeping. However, its ferocious aura is like a bane, which makes the beasts feel it, and they are terrified and hold back.
The black tiger saw through it at a glance.
The black tiger is psychic, and it can be seen that there is blood and qi on its head, during which countless lonely souls and wild ghosts loom and their faces are flying and entangled, just waiting to fly over and bite and gnaw, and they are generally afraid to move forward. Such a character. The black tiger has never seen it, the black tiger was a swordsman in his previous life, and he is a believer in this life, and the black tiger knows that this person must have killed people, as much as the hair on the body of the nine cows. It was a demon, a demon, and even more a demon, and the black tiger refused to easily step forward to overtake it, so he only lay down and watched, planning and then acting.
To put it simply, it's also cowardly.
"Drunkards!scum!" such characters. Only the incompetent immortal can hold it down: "You stingy ghost, take it quickly! Take a sip!"
Then again, there's a gourd.
There is wine in it, and it is as strong as fire, and it is poured in three mouthfuls and two steps, and it is known as a stuffy mule.
Incompetent Daxian, this is to imitate Wu Erlang, borrow the strength of wine, make drunken fists, use sticks, and beat tigers.
However, there is wine in the hands of drunkards, and sticks in the hands of monkeys, this one is clutched, and that one is on the tree, no matter how the incompetent immortal painstakingly lays out the facts and reasons, and how he scolds and begs for willingness to deceive with both soft and hard methods, it is useless to jump to his feet in a hurry. These two guys, one is more brainless than the other, and they can't distinguish priorities at any time and place, as the so-called opponents who are not afraid of wolves are afraid of teammates like pigs, and the matter has come to this point, the gods are difficult to save, and there is no way for the incompetent immortals.
So he sat down angrily, and didn't bother to talk to the two of him, but said, "Wait for death!"
Two are mindless, one is unhappy, and they are surrounded by a heavy surrounding, waiting for the arrival of death: "Squeak, squeak, squeak!"
It is only because there are no monkeys in Nanshan that the tiger can be called the king, and the little one hundred and eight gives a speech while commanding, and so on. In fact, the little one hundred and eight is not a big deal, and it is not the only one who can climb trees, and the incompetent immortals know it, such as those leopards, and some bobcats, who have long wanted to jump up the tree to eat it. And the reason why the beast army has not launched an attack for a long time is because the mountain king has not yet arrived, and when the time comes, you will watch when the order is given: "Black Tiger!"
Impotence screamed, and jumped up again: "Look! I didn't lie to you! The black tiger is so big!"
"Don't you make a noise, okay, you're very annoying you don't know, black tiger, it's such a big one-" Big Brainless, closed his eyes, and said impatiently: "Little One Hundred and Eight, you go and kill it!"
"Squeak!" Xiao was tired of talking, and his arm was numb from dancing with a stick, and he was taken aback when he heard the words: "Squeak!"
The headless and brainless stick, the headless and brainless fell, and the headless hit the incompetent head: "Boom!"
Like waking up wooden drums, the beasts are still in a dream, in a commotion, in a dilemma.
After looking at it for a while, it was scattered.
and it can't be dispersed, it's a beast king.
"Wooββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββ"
Who is roaring, the wind of the king, the black tiger finally gave the order!
Attack!
Suddenly the birds flew into the sky, the snakes and rats flew into the ground, and the jackals, tigers and leopards and other dry carnivores finally launched the first wave of attacks: "Boom, boom!"
It is the cow moo, the tiger roaring, the dog barking and the wolf howling, the sound is too mixed and chaotic, and the dust is boiling, like thunder rolling in the sky.
That's all, dry thunder, no rain.
Even if the beast king presses the formation, the beasts still dare not go forward, the devil is the devil, and the power can be seen!
Incompetence is strange.
"Woo--ββββββββββββββββwoo-
But that low roar, like a tight sound, came from hell, like a life-urging charm!
The group of beasts was silent, and they gathered and gathered again, including cattle, sheep, deer, roe deer and other dry herbivores, which were also fierce, and thousands of claws waved and stepped on the hooves: "Boom, boom!"
Total Attack!
"Not good!" Impotence screamed and jumped up the tree, without time to think, it was pure instinct!
Look again!
But seeing that Xiao Wuzhi was triumphant and wearing a straw hat, he hid in the arms of Da Wuzhi: "Squeak!"
And Da Da was mindless, he had already stood up, carrying a stick and pointing: "What? How? Which one is not convinced? Do you want to fight?"
Sure enough, with a fierce face, the scar was particularly vicious, and the beasts retreated again and again when they saw this, and the birds were too frightened to scream: "Haha!"
Now, the incompetence saw that the way was coming: "Don't run, don't run, hurry up, hurry up, bite him, bite him!"
"Whew!"
The demons are rampant, and the king is finally powerful, and this voice declares that this is my territory, and you are all subjects, and now there is a strange invasion -
Fear the former, kill without forgiveness!
With this sound, all the beasts lost their minds with a roar, Qi Qi was crazy, Qi Qi was crazy, Qi Qi was dead, and he bit his heart and rushed over with red eyes: "Boom!"
"Ami-Buddha!"
A clear Buddha horn, melodious and penetrating into the sky: "The supreme and profound subtle method, millions of calamities have been encountered, I have seen and heard it today, and I am willing to understand the true meaning of the truthββ"
The white-clothed Bodhisattva, Lingxiu is here.
Confusion is a flick of the fingers, only a moment of soberness, and suddenly looking back, black and white depend on each other: "Huh?"
The bodhisattva and the demon turned out to be friends. (To be continued......)