XXVII. Well water is poisonous
Evergreen's martial arts are very high.
Ivy League's martial arts are very high.
The skills of the Xingluo Twin Immortals are all one line higher than Fang Yin.
Including scheming.
Only inadvertently, the people behind him had already stood still, not only the two of them, excluding children, seventy or eighty people giggled and surrounded Fang Yin-
The sister-in-law, the appearance of a village woman: "Xiao Fangzi, how old are you, are you in your teens, or in your twenties?"
Another big brother, the appearance of a fisherman: "What a young man, with a straight body, strong muscles and bones, and a handful of bull strength at a glance!"
Another old man, woodcutter appearance: "There is a saying, called sharpening the knife and not cutting wood, Xiao Fangzi, the old man, I am old and dizzy, you can help me take a look, is this knife sharpened fast?"
Another old lady, the appearance of a rich woman: "There is another saying, called a weasel to give a New Year's greeting to a chicken, and another saying, called stealing chickens does not make rice, do you understand?"
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Not a few people, but more than a dozen, speaking out of the hidden edge, hiding the knife in the smile, understatement, killing people invisibly.
They are all masters, Fang Yin knows.
People have not moved, the momentum has been taken, the wind on all sides is like a barrier imprisoned, the evil qi in all directions is like a blade invading the skin, the time and place are favorable, and the people are lost, if they move recklessly, there is only one end waiting for Fang Yin. It is said that these people are all cultivators or descendants who abandoned the world and went to sea to hide here. Just these people, pick out one at random, they are all grandmaster level, their combat power is extremely strong, and they are extremely united, and they can't beat the Dragon Sect Master, that's because the Dragon Sect Master is too awesome, and he thought he could get through the trick when he shaved off his beard and changed his clothes and pretended to be a eunuch yesterday.
No one is stupid. There is only one meaning. It is not malicious. It's just--
Deter!
Stay honest with me and let the rules go!
Don't act rashly, or you'll die!
Xingluo Immortal Island was originally a landlord of Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, and Fang Yin also knew it.
It can't be defeated, and it's useless to resist, so at that time, Daoist Fang adopted the most effective method, which was not to argue. Don't resist, go with the flow, let it be.
The husband is indisputable, so there is no especially.
Fang Yin is not a weasel, and Fang Yin doesn't want to steal chickens, Fang Yin is calm in his heart, not afraid of being cut by a firewood knife.
Of course, Long Jiaojiao didn't know.
Long Jiaojiao didn't know anything.
Long Jiaojiao only knows wooden heads.
"Wooden head, why don't you speak?"
"I see! Wooden head, you're shy again in front of so many people, aren't you?"
"Don't be afraid. They are all my friends and good people. You see, this is Dachang, this is Erchang, this is Uncle Li, this is Aunt Wang, and this is Uncle Niu. β
"Wooden head, this is your mistake, you have to answer when others ask you, if you don't know, say you don't know, or it's not polite, no looks, politeness, do you understand the meaning of politeness?"
"I don't know. β
"That's right, if you don't understand, you have to ask, politeness means, it's very polite, very polite, that, well......"
"Courtesy!"
"Very well, Wood Head, you're enlightened again, well! I should reward you, reward ......"
At this time, Long Jiaojiao suddenly became a little shy, because Long Jiaojiao wanted to give him a kiss: "Well, you, you ......"
No one is stupid.
Long Jiaojiao peeked around and found that all the people were looking at the sky or the ground, and they didn't notice themselves at all: "Cough!"
Because Long Jiaojiao always likes to give out rewards casually, and they want to reward them individually, and they don't like to show others: "Bo'er!"
It's like taking a bath.
No, if it goes on like this, Fang Yin also knows.
This mouthful, almost kissed to the mouth.
No more, next time.
Fang Yin said in his heart.
In fact, Fang Yin is a stubborn person, stubborn, but also tough, and never willing to suffer a loss.
There is no softness, no bowing, no husband, no quarrel, that is not Fang Yin, just now Fang Yin is anger rose from his heart and was about to turn his face immediately-
That's it, how are you?
Who did you scare?
Yin and Yang are weird, pointing at Sang and scolding Huai, you can't hear Fang Yin? Are you scared when Lao Tzu?
No malice?
There is no maliciously taking a broken knife to make a gesture in front of people's eyes? There is no maliciously pointing at a broken crutch? And saying that villains, who is a villain? They are all bullied by Lao Tzu!
Fang Yin was very angry, the key was the attitude, that was contempt, contempt, ridicule, mockery, that look, that expression, that tone, that what he clearly said in his heart was-
You fake eunuch, do you want to be shameless?
You little white face, also come to climb the dragon and the phoenix?
Who do you think you are, when my mother and I were rampant in the world, you hadn't given birth to a mother's womb!
You can pretend to be confused, or you can pretend to be a grandson, I don't care about you in general, old man, but you must be obedient and obedient!
Come here, you're a dragon, and you can keep it for me!
It's a tiger, and you have to lie on my stomach too!
If it's a dog, you have to wag your tail and beg for mercy!
Otherwise, if you are killed, it will be just an ant!
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If it is heads-up, Fang Yin can guarantee that he can beat any of them to the ground to find teeth!
If there is a group fight, Fang Yin is not afraid, at most he will run if he can't fight, and he is completely sure to get out calmly.
That's not a problem, Fang Yin's most powerful thing is the kung fu on the lips, as soon as the tongue and sword come out, all of them will be handled immediately-
Yes, yes, how awesome you are, aren't you awesome to make people as obedient as their third grandson, and obediently treat people as cattle and horses?
Yes, yes, you are old, you have lived for thousands of years, and you have raced the eighth king of the turtle, and you are not called like a dog, so you still have the face to say?
It's not about bullying the soft and afraid of the hard, there was a lesson back then!
Persimmon net pick up soft pinch, how about the dragon really came?
Lao Tzu is not a dragon Zhen, but Lao Tzu is not afraid, sir, I have a hard bone without anything, do you have it?
Which one is not convinced, there is a kind of heads-up!
No, it's all on. See who dies first!
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Kill one and count one. Kill the two and you'll earn it. This is the true character of Fang Da Swordsman, a reckless man!
In other words, a master of the world has inadvertently succeeded in angering Daoist Fang!
You can kill me, but I will never give in, I will be strong when I am strong, and I will be stronger when I am weak. This is Daoist Fang, a wise and brave Xiaoqiang, extremely vicious!
But there is Long Jiaojiao.
Long Jiaojiao is different, and it is very different.
With strong and weak, with right and wrong, with right and wrong, with good and evil, with no kind of words can not be described, Long Jiaojiao. This woman.
Fang Yin couldn't describe it, or he hadn't thought about it yet.
Fang Yin only knew. It can't go on like this, there can't be a next time.
No!
Left and right, this evil breath can be obtained, and if you can't get out, Fang Yin will die: "Jiaojiao, you're right, they're all good people, hello to me, hello everyone, let's play games together, okay?"
"Okay, good, great......!"
"It's not good, it's not fun. Long Jiaojiao, saying a hundred kinds of games, Daoist Fang still shook his head: "Let's play, play the little turtle!"
Long Jiaojiao was stunned for a moment: "Pretend, little turtle?"
Then, clapping his hands and laughing, "I know, I'm the best at this, little turtle, it'sβ"
As soon as he spoke, he shrunk his neck and bent over: "Little turtle, head down, four claws, a shell, and a small tail......"
"No, no, it's not like that. Daoist Fang still shook his head: "The little turtle can swim in the water, and a fierce man will plunge into it, and he won't come out for a long time, and he won't come out!"
Long Jiaojiao was stunned again: "No, it's not like this, that's again-"
As he spoke, he sighed: "Wooden head, you have to be clear, if you don't explain it, how will others know what you mean? Everyone, how can you play?"
"There are three rules for this game. "Daoist Fang pointed out: "First, the person who pretends to be a little turtle must go down to the well and burrow into the waterβ"
When the words came out, everyone changed color, including Long Jiaojiao: "Huh?"
"Second, whoever stays in the water the longest wins, and that's the first. β
"That's it, number one. Long Jiaojiao, added.
"Thirdly, the person who loses should be punished, and the punishment is to drink water, a small sip for the little friend, a small bucket for the big friend, and a big bucket for the old friend. β
"Good, good. Long Jiaojiao nodded and said, "That's a good idea, well, it's fair!"
"That's right, I'll add one more thing, people who participate in the competition have to line up according to their age, one by one, and whoever is the oldest will start first. β
The counterattack began.
At this time, all the people looked at one person: "Dachang!"
Long Jiaojiao pointed to the evergreen tree and said loudly: "You are the oldest, so start with you!"
The immortal thought for a moment.
Little bunny, how insidious!
Then, he shook his head again and again, and waved his hand: "No, no, I'm not the oldest, the oldest is Erchang!"
The immortal thought for a moment.
Sinister villain, how vicious!
Then, he waved his hand again and again, and shook his head: "No, no, I'm too old, I won't participate in the competition!"
"Don't participate, don't participate, okay, Erchang doesn't participate, Dachang, or start with you!"
"I won't participate!"
"It's really boring, coward, okay, Da Chang and Erchang don't participate, then it's Aunt Wang, come first from Aunt Wang. β
"Jiaojiao, you haven't arrived at Aunt Wang yet, your Uncle Niu is seventy-one years old this year, three years older than me. β
"Yes, Uncle Niu, Uncle Niu, Uncle Niu, ......"
Niu Bo ran, faster than the calf: "Bold!"
Long Jiaojiao was angry: "Take it!"
Everyone has to listen to Long Jiaojiao's words, if not, someone will be very angry: "Catch him!"
Uncle Niu, captured.
"Uncle Niu, this is your fault, if you don't participate, you can say, why do you run? Why do you ......?"
"I don't participate. Uncle Niu, bowed his head, slapped his face, and said regretfully: "I won't participate if I am killed!"
After that, the people in front of them all said that they would not participate.
In the end, all the people looked at one person, because it was Daoist Fang's turn: "Little Fangzi, it was your idea, now it's your turn-"
Fang Yin smiled: "I'll add one more thing, it's okay not to participate, if you don't participate, you have to drink water directly, children drink a small sip, big friends drink a small bucket, and old friends drink a big bucket." β
Exactly, wolf ambition!
"Yes, yes! Wooden head, you are so smart!" Long Jiaojiao, smiling, clapped her hands and shouted: "Da Chang, no, Er Chang, you drink first! You are an old friend, you want to drink a big bucket!"
...... (To be continued......)